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Last Notes

2026-04-25 04:18:53 UTC

Cubs D is unbelievable

2026-03-29 00:11:31 UTC

[googles ways San Antonio can draft Wagler]

2026-03-28 23:34:45 UTC

Refs be like you know what this game could use more of? ME

2026-03-28 22:06:26 UTC

Alright Illini is playing. Everyone quiet

2026-03-28 18:04:08 UTC

The o/u is 43.5 and it’s 10-6 with half of the 3rd gone. That makes me chuckle hard

2026-03-28 17:59:05 UTC

Oh god UFL is on and I’m watching it

2026-03-27 23:31:07 UTC

I really am enjoying seeing everyone depressed and angry about their baseball teams on day 2 of the season

2026-03-26 01:38:40 UTC

Free bball

2026-03-26 01:03:03 UTC

I don’t hate this in game interview

2026-03-26 00:50:17 UTC

When does team Italy play

2026-03-26 00:46:19 UTC

Lord Stanton is a Greek statue

2026-03-26 00:41:14 UTC

Ok I’m seeing an animal with its tongue out. 0s are eyes. The highlighted bases are the nose and the red N is the tongue
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2026-03-26 00:18:28 UTC

Is there going to be baseball in this baseball game?

2026-03-26 00:15:31 UTC

Oh yeah what a family friendly movie about a man hunting a woman while we watch baseball lol

2026-03-26 00:11:15 UTC

Buster Posey isn’t playing huh

2026-03-25 13:09:24 UTC

Another sport is entering the chat. Let’s party

2026-03-25 00:52:16 UTC

Cleveland’s uniforms makes me want a tequila sunrise

2026-03-23 23:57:06 UTC

YOUUUUUUU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
This is a couple blocks from me. It’s one thing to not put up a trump sign in this reddest of reds but to ACTIVELY put this up?????
I stopped to take a pic and was hootin and hollerin
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2026-03-23 00:50:58 UTC

He has no idea his bracket is busted since Virginia lost
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2026-03-23 00:29:53 UTC

I need to be in charge of all reviews. This isn’t that hard I don’t care what they say

2026-03-22 03:11:32 UTC

BASKETBALL NOISESSSSS

2026-03-22 02:58:16 UTC

[looks at notes] vandy Nebraska high point and Arkansas are saving this day of madness

2026-03-22 02:41:30 UTC

Did he just say they only lead by a penny

2026-03-22 02:02:05 UTC

I’ve had contacts/glasses since 7th grade. I’m 39 now. I just tried to rub my eye through my glasses

2026-03-20 21:48:20 UTC

Let’s go WIU women

2026-03-20 19:43:31 UTC

Ran to my door because I thought my pizza was here. Fucking Jehovah witnesses.

2026-03-20 03:43:57 UTC

What do you win having the highest score of the day?

2026-03-20 02:30:11 UTC

The Spurs beat the fucking Sun by one point??

2026-03-20 01:25:14 UTC

Y’all my mom put BYU in the final with Duke lol

2026-03-20 01:22:01 UTC

[sets bracket on fire]

2026-03-19 18:49:31 UTC

CBS is running their shows tonight? Just trash running that company lol

2026-03-19 18:26:39 UTC

Aaaaaaaaaand my first loss lol

2026-03-19 17:47:44 UTC

What a stupid world it was when you could only watch one game at a time

2026-03-19 17:42:12 UTC

The worst thing about this is having to root for teams you hate. See: Ohio State

2026-03-19 17:35:08 UTC

Roux has been watching a June bug walk across a window screen for about 20 mins. This is his March madness

2026-03-19 17:24:44 UTC

Alright I’m watching now. Tell the madness to start because so far it looks snoozy

2026-03-19 01:56:34 UTC

LeBron shouldn’t be able to still dunk like that as a senior citizen

2026-03-10 01:36:51 UTC

Ok NBC I know the big ten tournament kicks off tomorrow. I didn’t need it 13 times in a row

2026-03-09 23:24:30 UTC

Thunder and Nugs. Oh hell yes

2026-03-09 03:58:20 UTC

1) where can I get this food
2) where can I get that sword
3) where can I get the customers’ absolute attitude of no fucks given
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2026-03-09 02:04:52 UTC

Eeek maybe tweak the label
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2026-03-08 13:19:12 UTC

Figures we get a women’s day and it’s only 23 hours

2026-03-08 08:00:31 UTC

Oh that was very sad seeing the clock go from 1:59 to 3:00

2026-03-08 02:31:31 UTC

Kyle Schwarber getting away from the Cubs just kills over and over

2026-03-07 23:40:06 UTC

Feels like way too many students vs seats in Cameron Indoor

2026-03-01 04:27:29 UTC

That’s just a medium drink at Sonic
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2026-03-01 04:13:44 UTC

Now watching: USA dodgeball all star showcase

2026-03-01 00:59:20 UTC

If y’all men go off to war, I’m telling you right now I’m not going to the factory for you. I got choices now and I’m staying in the kitchen to make bread and cry about my hair

2026-03-01 00:52:07 UTC

I like that a guest on Ari tried to get a comment in (maybe important maybe not) but NOPE WE GOTTA GET THOSE ADS IN
History is brought to you by ads

2026-02-28 17:00:41 UTC

Why did a dude get only 19k for a half court shot on GameDay?

2026-02-24 23:19:19 UTC

I barely watch the show. You think I’m going to listen to a companion podcast?

2026-02-22 21:14:03 UTC

French Alps are gunna be insaneeeeeeeeee
I hope we haven’t all died by then
Whomp whomp

2026-02-22 20:26:00 UTC

Olympics are over but at least I can stop feeling bad about myself because I can’t do a twirly twisty thing on a half pipe or ski one thousand miles

2026-02-22 19:49:21 UTC

They could just parade out Italian foods and I would Oo and ah

2026-02-22 16:29:08 UTC

Oh I am nottttttt okay after that picture with his kids

2026-02-22 16:18:43 UTC

I hope the little cutie plushies help the big burly men work through their feelings on losing

2026-02-22 03:43:04 UTC

And I really don’t think if you’ve been a powerhouse at any point in your history UCLA you should be able to storm the court

2026-02-20 20:01:32 UTC

Were we supposed to be a gold medal in halfpipe skiing? Lol

2026-02-20 19:35:03 UTC

Wait what flag is Alito’s wife flying today? I bet she’s so upset

2026-02-19 21:32:43 UTC

Mmmhmm yes Tara I see where her skate landed at 10 instead of 12. For sure

2026-02-10 03:19:19 UTC

Adam Silver tomorrow
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2026-02-09 19:19:06 UTC

Person: you know dancing is cool but what if we make it harder and colder

2026-02-09 16:09:04 UTC

My mother slept through the entire game last name (smart choice) but she didn’t get to see the halftime show. Some just watched it. She loved it.
“Bad bunny? Bad booty!”

2026-02-09 14:17:04 UTC

Waking up depressed knowing that I'm now at the age companies are targeting during the Super Bowl

2026-02-09 03:10:53 UTC

Mikes like get me the fuck outta here and to Italy

2026-02-09 02:59:48 UTC

Oh shit now I wanna vote for the big boi TD

2026-02-09 02:49:04 UTC

LOL HE MADE CRIS SPEECHLESS NO ONE DOES THAT THATS HOW BAD THAT THROW WAS

2026-02-09 02:48:30 UTC

Drake MayOHNO

2026-02-09 02:44:42 UTC

I leave the room and nowwwww they decided to play football? GREAT

2026-02-09 02:30:30 UTC

Did I just see ai basically telling us they’re gunna kill us but it’s ok?

2026-02-09 02:08:33 UTC

UMMMMMMMMMMMM SO THATS a cute story until you put a description that’s like ‘a lone female’ in the search on Ring

2026-02-09 01:55:19 UTC

Someone needs to run an ad that shows these idiots using ai then cut to a kid not being able to breathe because of the data center pollution

2026-02-09 01:35:46 UTC

Did Mike Tyson and MAHA just fat shame us all?

2026-02-09 01:26:52 UTC

Cancel the rest of the game and just let him continue

2026-02-09 01:11:18 UTC

Maria Taylor breaking down the first half: welp,

2026-02-09 01:00:57 UTC

What fever ass dream was that Dunkin’ ad

2026-02-08 23:29:39 UTC

Joel Osteen sounded great doing the anthem

2026-02-08 23:28:42 UTC

Burnt my mouth on pizza. Seahawks by 3

2026-02-08 21:51:51 UTC

Puppy Bowl ref is better than NFL’s

2026-02-08 21:49:47 UTC

Puppy bowl time

2026-02-08 21:34:53 UTC

I’m back. I went screaming quad god through the streets

2026-02-08 20:16:46 UTC

I know they won’t do it in the individual events but I love the little crowd they have around the skaters when they get their scores. So cute and supportive

2026-02-08 18:42:51 UTC

Figure skaters: HERES MY CROTCH!

2026-02-08 16:40:02 UTC

If I was doing speed skating I would just tackle the other person

2026-02-08 10:51:53 UTC

easy Breezy beautiful Johnson

2026-02-08 04:02:35 UTC

Did I just see some streamers released for a regular season game win for the Lakers?

2026-02-08 03:54:56 UTC

Draymond Green in a scuffle? No way

2026-02-08 03:37:57 UTC

Izzo gunna be so pissed and I mean that’s a happy ending right

2026-02-08 02:53:37 UTC

I’m really rooting for that Liberty Bibberty couple

2026-02-07 19:57:57 UTC

Hi sharks. My product is for figure skaters. It’ll protect the blade but also fan like a snow shoe out so they can walk normal.

2026-02-07 19:40:34 UTC

Some of these figure skating moves are just MOM LOOK WHAT I CAN DO

2026-02-07 16:10:20 UTC

Fun game for the Olympics is trying to pronounce names before the announcers do

2026-02-06 21:02:06 UTC

Forgive me I passed out when I heard Shawn White rented out a mountain

2026-02-06 04:22:21 UTC

Burning my tv right now

2026-02-06 04:22:01 UTC

HOW THE FUCKKKKKK did I let a basketball game end on FS1 and listened to this idiot talk for at least 10 mins while scrolling before realizing it was Clay Travis

2026-02-05 02:35:18 UTC

Free nugs and knicks

2026-02-05 00:24:07 UTC

Oh Jfc Joker

2026-02-02 23:49:11 UTC

The Westminster Dog Show is on soon. Plan accordingly

2026-02-02 13:13:45 UTC

Happy Super Bowl and Winter Olympics week to everyone who celebrates

2026-02-02 03:08:40 UTC

Sup Carol King!