Sofia ☭🇧🇷☭

I read a few weeks ago when it looked like he was going to invade Greenland any second that the "adults in the room" were trying to push for this instead, which...aaaaaa 💀

2026-02-16 03:49:07 UTC

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é a primeira vez deles no Grupo Especial, né? Talvez acharam que a atenção compensaria? Espero que sim...

2026-02-16 02:35:26 UTC

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não a vi?

2026-02-16 02:25:06 UTC

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...mas e a Janja??? E tinha alguém representando Marisa Letícia, né? Quase nem vi ela--passaram tão rápido

2026-02-16 02:20:41 UTC

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"Neoconservadores em conserva" kkkkkkk

2026-02-16 02:18:03 UTC

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É meio estranho uma escola estar homenageando uma pessoa viva, e o homenageado não participar do desfile, mas entendo porque o Lula não pode. Mas é uma pena

2026-02-16 02:10:59 UTC

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Mas e a Janja?

2026-02-16 02:08:36 UTC

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Nina é 13 🤣💖
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2026-02-16 02:00:52 UTC

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Que lindas as fantasias das passistas! (Alumínio...sexy? Não entendi, mas gostei rsrs)

2026-02-16 01:54:38 UTC

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Os comentaristas da Globo não parecem muito animados com este desfile, por que será... 🤔

2026-02-16 01:38:08 UTC

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Olé, olé, olé, olá 🎶🎶🎶

2026-02-16 01:33:57 UTC

A comissão de frente com o palhaço Bozo 🤣🤣🤣

2026-01-25 15:55:03 UTC

This is exactly what happened in Keith Porter's case 💔 https://mastodon.ie/@ProcessParsnip/115953706702768659

2025-12-07 20:41:15 UTC

(Question I'm probably going to regret asking:) Does anyone have a very, very basic tutorial for how to start using Home Assistant?

2025-12-02 11:28:39 UTC

It's my birthday!!! 🥳🥳🥳

2025-11-08 00:10:17 UTC

I still think overusing CWs just makes them confusing and means people will be more likely to open posts that are actually triggering for them, specifically. But apparently saying "people should filter their timelines according to their own needs" is "individualism" but saying "people have a right to not see any other human being's suffering" is not??? 💀

2025-10-15 17:36:53 UTC

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I really, really wish it was possible to mute threads on here :p

2025-09-06 19:00:27 UTC

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oh, if that's Mammillaria prolifera then those little red berries are edible and taste really good! (Like...assuming I've identified it right. Please double-check 😅)

2025-09-04 15:03:47 UTC

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I didn't think either of those tools were necessary until... 😭💀 https://mastodon.online/@sofiav/115114142975670255

2025-08-26 19:01:58 UTC

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make one out of paper, tear it up, and then compost it! 😈

2025-08-21 01:09:02 UTC

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seriously, sour cream and onion???

2025-08-21 00:59:45 UTC

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like...putting money in a red envelope is a cultural thing. Putting that red envelope inside an open bag of chips and handing this bizarre object to a reporter is...not 🤦‍♀️

2025-08-17 14:24:51 UTC

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bom dia! Dou sim--vou passar mais detalhes no privado 😁

2025-08-04 21:28:14 UTC

Bolsonaro is officially under house arrest!!! 🥳 https://g1.globo.com/politica/noticia/2025/08/04/moraes-decreta-prisao-domiciliar-de-jair-bolsonaro.ghtml

2025-07-18 02:33:02 UTC

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yeah, like, if I had my phone with me I'd notice pretty quickly if the month or day of the week or something was off. But if I lost my phone/computer/keys and was just wandering down the street it would be a bit trickier

2025-07-18 02:10:29 UTC

If you were sent back in time without knowing it, how far back would you have to go in order to quickly suspect something was off? I'm watching a show where a woman gets sent from 2024 to 1992 and is completely oblivious until she hears someone mention the date???

2025-06-22 20:34:05 UTC

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Brazilian team names:
[Neighborhood in the city of Rio de Janeiro]
[different neighborhood in the city of Rio de Janeiro]
[general vicinity of the city of Rio de Janeiro]
Palm Trees

2025-06-12 13:35:37 UTC

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I've seen some criticism that the Freedom Flotilla initiative was "silencing Palestinian voices" but she☝️doesn't seem to feel that way--she says it gave her hope. (Also keep in mind that there were Palestinians involved in organizing this, including Rima Hassan, the French-Palestinian MEP who is still being held by Israel after being kidnapped off the boat)

2025-06-12 13:27:29 UTC

Interview with the woman that the "Madleen" ship was named after, Madleen Kullab! https://www.france24.com/en/middle-east/20250610-aid-ship-seized-by-israel-named-after-gaza-s-only-fisherwoman

2025-05-16 15:20:39 UTC

My boyfriend: Evo and Arce broke up? But they were such a cute couple!
Me: THEY WERE, THOUGH 😭💔😭
*still has no idea wtf is happening in Bolivia*

2025-05-13 14:53:54 UTC

Wow, so it's not just "Orwellian" as in "like 1984", it's also "Orwellian" as in "like what Orwell did to his own wife"???
George Orwell was such a piece of shit and we need a better reference for the concept of people in power rewriting history to suit themselves 💀
https://sfba.social/@NorCalWineLady/114500972017518769

2025-04-08 17:23:00 UTC

EXACTLY THIS. The "tariffs" are actually an expansion of the US's regime of sanctions to all the other countries they weren't already targeting, to force total compliance with US policy. My hope is that it won't work any more, though--every country on the list has an incentive now to increase trade with every other country on the list, and there are a fucking lot of us. https://social.treehouse.systems/@AnarchoNinaAnalyzes/114281185981566507

2025-03-10 05:45:33 UTC

Holy shit, what the fuck?! https://apnews.com/article/columbia-university-mahmoud-khalil-ice-15014bcbb921f21a9f704d5acdcae7a8

2025-03-07 12:40:19 UTC

First thought: omg this is so tiny and cute and I want one~
Second thought: ...this is one of those plants that's going to get poached to extinction in the wild, isn't it? 💀
(Do not poach wild plants or buy plants that may have been poached, y'all)
https://mastodon.social/@nancywisser/114121094299947524

2025-01-26 14:49:21 UTC

Brazilians being deported from the US were handcuffed, beaten, and mocked by ICE agents on the plane. Even scarier, the plane had technical problems that forced it to land in Panama and Manaus, and the deportees were only able to make it to Belo Horizonte (the capital of the state they were from) after the Brazilian government intervened and forced ICE to switch planes.
https://g1.globo.com/google/amp/mg/minas-gerais/noticia/2025/01/26/um-inferno-uma-tortura-desde-que-saimos-relata-brasileira-deportada-dos-estados-unidos.ghtml

2024-12-11 14:19:41 UTC

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yeah, I mean, I voted for option 2 but I'm sort of also doing option 1, in that when I acquire a new book I'm always like "yes I'm going to read this NOW I'm so excited" and then most of the time that doesn't happen 😅

2024-12-11 14:10:20 UTC

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same here--if I download books on my computer I want to sideload them to my ereader as soon as possible. When I first got it I put my whole library on it, so now I occasionally have to delete things to make room, but I like having options so I keep it pretty full

2024-12-08 16:08:21 UTC

Pretty moth! 😍 #insects
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2024-12-07 16:57:25 UTC

Nina's in her little housey! #caturday
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2024-12-02 03:43:33 UTC

It's after midnight now which means it's my birthday aaaaaa

2024-11-29 01:51:23 UTC

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To be fair, it doesn't actually work that well. "Dia, você, legal" is better

2024-11-29 01:50:02 UTC

Socorro I just had to explain "peixe, bola, gato" to my boyfriend, an alleged Brazilian 🤣🤦‍♀️

2024-11-09 02:04:34 UTC

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it's so good!!!

2024-11-09 01:48:10 UTC

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come to Brazil and try to buy some bread! 🤣💖

2024-10-31 13:25:57 UTC

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ESL teacher here: "by hand" is the expression we use when it's not made by a machine. Sometimes we have these set phrases/idioms and there's real no reason they are the way they are, but to say something else sounds "wrong" to native speakers (to the extent that anything in language is "wrong"...if no native speaker would say this, then it's not correct. If there's a dialect that uses it, then it's correct in that dialect.)

2024-10-26 00:05:50 UTC

"Desculpa qualquer coisa" melhor frase rsrs 😅

2024-10-24 19:06:07 UTC

Zoom only lets you use it for free for 40 minutes? Wtf? This is new, right??? 😡

2024-10-18 03:09:01 UTC

Why do Finnish surnames all sound like Pokemon?

2024-10-11 15:38:55 UTC

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The face my boyfriend just made when I told him about this
All of Brazilian Mastodon (jeferson) is completely losing its shit 🤣

2024-10-11 15:37:20 UTC

Oh my god no whyyyy https://ayom.media/@uma_mocinha/113289464758270118

2024-10-09 13:12:43 UTC

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not to mention all the animals that are threatened with extinction but could still be protected? Bringing species back from almost-extinction actually does work sometimes, unlike this shit 🤦‍♀️

2024-10-05 23:10:41 UTC

Oh yeah, the other glasses-related thing I did today was download the Brazilian voter registration app to check that my polling place for tomorrow hadn't changed, and it required a biometric face scan, which, fine, and asked me to take my glasses off, which...fine...and then gave further instructions on the screen.........???
DO YOU PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM HERE?!
Every fucking face recognition thing does this. WHY?! 😡🤦‍♀️💀 #a11y

2024-09-25 02:24:15 UTC

Tem tanta gente legal por aqui que está querendo aprender inglês que acho que vale dizer que eu sou professora e tenho vaga no momento para aula particular (online ou presencial no Rio de Janeiro). Interessados na DM? 👀

2024-09-11 14:03:45 UTC

This article is so good and makes me so angry
https://theintercept.com/2024/09/11/kamala-harris-debate-immigration/
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2024-09-07 19:39:43 UTC

"Freedom means I get to own a death machine and no one else can tell me what to do with it"
--Gun people 🤝 car people

2024-09-01 00:31:52 UTC

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here's a list of Brazilian instances: https://social.harpia.red/objects/bfa4af87-4eed-4097-b817-7bc9dd5c3192

2024-08-31 23:15:08 UTC

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bleptember! 😍

2024-08-31 03:24:03 UTC

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wait they made a show out of that weird movie?

2024-08-31 01:55:19 UTC

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In my country we don't say "Alexandre de Moraes", we say "Xandão", and I think that's beautiful

2024-08-31 01:34:53 UTC

Trying to convince my boyfriend that he has to make a Mastodon account now because it is the Will of Xandão

2024-08-30 20:47:24 UTC

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the big rush to koo happened when Musk took over Twitter and everyone thought it might go down imminently, but I have a feeling most people just made a few ass jokes and then abandoned their accounts

2024-08-30 20:45:06 UTC

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honestly I have no idea. Twitter was never really that big in Brazil either--maybe everyone who's there now will just get a VPN and keep using it, even though that's technically banned too 🤷‍♀️

2024-08-30 20:34:27 UTC

I just hope Twitter getting shut down in Brazil doesn't result in a bunch of Brazilians migrating to Koo again 🙃
(Koo sounds like "cu"/"ass" in Portuguese and people went there purely for the memes but then it turned out it was basically the Indian version of Gab 💀)

2024-08-27 15:33:08 UTC

I was just at the pharmacy and the military police pepper sprayed a guy right outside the door and managed to gas everyone inside. I didn't get it too bad but my throat hurts now 💀 #acab

2024-08-26 00:23:03 UTC

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the "turning point" you're talking about is whether the fascism that the entire rest of the US (not to mention most of the rest of the world) is already living under finally starts affecting straight white middle-class people? Fuck you

2024-08-25 23:57:12 UTC

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lady, do you know who is currently president? And who his VP is? The people who are in charge of the US LITERALLY RIGHT NOW?

2024-08-25 20:50:11 UTC

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"we don't need to talk about Gaza now" 40,000 people have DIED since last October, you psychopath

2024-08-21 03:47:39 UTC

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that makes sense except...if a kid gets lice then doesn't the whole family get lice??? People are just going to live with lice forever now?!!?!

2024-08-21 03:17:39 UTC

Wait the reason US people are meming about lice is that the CDC said kids with lice should still go to school??? Like, it wasn't some random district in some hick town, it was the actual fucking CDC?!??!;

2024-08-18 01:24:02 UTC

Boop!
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2024-08-15 20:13:13 UTC

Santos Dumont invented the airplane in Brazil (actually in France)

2024-08-14 15:58:53 UTC

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lol! Fun fact, the Christmas cactus is actually native to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, which is where I live, and the Portuguese name for it is "flor de maio", "flower of May". It's a little late this year, but I guess the conditions were finally right! (It's cold and rainy this week)

2024-08-14 14:50:06 UTC

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Another bud opened!!! And the rest of them are growing really fast 💖 #bloomscrolling
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2024-08-11 13:35:36 UTC

One of the buds on my Christmas cactus that have been growing slowly for months finally opened! 😍 #bloomscrolling
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2024-08-09 17:25:10 UTC

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it's not just the CIA doing undercover shit either, it's multiple Western governments acting openly. A few years ago a major British bank fucking STOLE Venezuela's entire gold reserve that they were going to use to buy medical supplies

2024-08-03 17:11:45 UTC

I'm not sure if it's a #mastodon thing or a @npub16yn…098f app thing but please y'all have to start grouping similar notifications! When a bunch of people boost the same post within a short time I don't need a separate alert for every single one 😭💀

2024-08-02 20:38:57 UTC

This is fascinating. There were trans and intersex athletes competing at the Olympics in the early years, but everything changed during/after the 1936 Olympics in Nazi Germany, when the Nazis decided to go after Zdeněk Koubek, a trans man competing for Czechoslovakia
https://www.vox.com/culture/364032/trans-athletes-olympics-2024

2024-08-01 23:08:59 UTC

LB (which y'all may or may not be able to see) is an important thread by the admin of Ursal.Zone explaining how that instance got onto a bunch of blocklists basically over a personal misunderstanding between her and the admin of another instance that could have been talked out and resolved. People are talking a lot about blocklists lately, and most of the instances on them probably deserve to be there, but there has to be some mechanism for instances to get off blocklists as well!