Bitcrazy

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Public Key

npub1ytm3v8mkup6mnc9z2zjy0zz2czdsfd3kal7hcup6jgu5a5lm885qhup3z6

NIP-05 Address

bitcrazy@nostr.fan

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsz9ackramwqadeuz39pfz83p9vpxcykcmwlltuwqafyw2w60ann6qpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds85hgmh

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1ytm3v8mkup6mnc9z2zjy0zz2czdsfd3kal7hcup6jgu5a5lm885qhup3z6

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Last Notes

2026-04-18 02:25:49 UTC

🎉 CHAMACITOS, CHAMACITAS!!
NO SERVER! NO HTTPS/API CALLS! COMPLETELY PRIVATE TRADES, TRADE ANYTHING, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ON ANY DEVICE, FOREVER AND ANONYMOUSLY. THIS…IS UNSTOPPABLE CODE! 🏄‍♂️🥳
https://blossom.primal.net/38bd4eaac4c12d0894f06f9e0d198576933da109504c25f317aa993997c467fc.mov

2026-03-30 20:32:08 UTC

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ON THE MONEY! 🎯

2026-03-24 03:23:33 UTC

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I love this story! (I also love the music. I hope to find it in Wavelake.) ✨🙌🏾

2026-03-16 20:44:31 UTC

Amazing episode by @nprofile…5tgn
https://fountain.fm/episode/XZwfb9vLLAPimDZEJRuN

2026-03-12 06:08:33 UTC

🥳Historic breakthrough (v2.20.x):🥳
- Fedimint WASM SDK running in browser ✅
- Full e-cash cycle TESTED and PROVEN (spendNotes → parseNotes → cancel) ✅
- Discovered fediInternal.generateEcash({amount}) + receiveEcash(notes) ✅
- Pure e-cash escrow working end-to-end — no Lightning needed ✅

2026-01-31 09:08:08 UTC

🚀 Join me as I explore @nprofile…3uh5 Mini Apps – revolutionizing the way we use money, interact in communities, and manage our digital lives!
👉📱3 real-world use cases to convince you to switch.
#Fedi #MiniApps #BitcoinLife
https://v.nostr.build/fxsOBfsZoFNiKHIe.mp4

2026-01-07 10:42:57 UTC

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I’m forced to agree with that statement as I tested it yesterday actually

2026-01-06 03:59:16 UTC

I have never felt so proud of myself. Ever.

2025-12-24 05:22:35 UTC

@nprofile…w2ua officially Orange Pilled me on the highest level. I'm taking full agency of my mind now. Thank you, message received.

2025-12-24 01:35:14 UTC

Hey folks, I've noticed that when I talk about @nprofile…3uh5 to friends and family, they have no idea how to find it on the App Store or Play Store. So I went ahead and created this video to explain how to download the @nprofile…3uh5 app!
Here's the video: https://v.nostr.build/UIJRluQD1dAWllWy.mp4

2025-12-17 18:42:25 UTC

I just realized that @nprofile…nsuz "Stable Balance" allows you or anyone else, to literally be your own bank on steroids.
Fedi is a super app for real. More to come soon, video demos, guides, and EZ explanations and much much more!
https://i.nostr.build/zB1f6lrEUfZFM8OS.jpg https://i.nostr.build/SPjirrXOVbI1mOIJ.jpg

2025-12-16 00:26:40 UTC

@nprofile…duwt , I'm curious what do you guys think about the Brax Phone?

2025-12-07 01:06:29 UTC

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Wow I didn't even know this was a thing! I'll try it out!

2025-09-15 03:39:33 UTC

I thought I married a bitcoiner wife! 🤣 https://v.nostr.build/V9wtNSYwyg6uFrzB.mp4

2025-09-05 08:35:02 UTC

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Boom 💥! 👊🏾 SAY LESS...

2025-09-05 06:18:47 UTC

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This is so beautiful!!

2025-09-05 06:15:54 UTC

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I'd be down for it. 😎

2025-09-05 06:08:38 UTC

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That's a great app there. It even works with Apple Carplay! Super prívate. My wife thought I was "pushing it" when I chose this over Google Maps consistently... 😅😂

2025-09-05 06:06:33 UTC

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My favorite dude on YouTube! Watched his videos to install GOS for the first time!

2025-09-05 06:05:45 UTC

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All of the above, Except Orbot. I simply hate it with a passion. All local network only.

2025-09-04 04:37:23 UTC

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It was so good!! I truly enjoyed it!!

2025-09-04 04:36:17 UTC

Which team are you? 😅😂🤣 https://i.nostr.build/fms14LjMMrxfvpeJ.png

2025-09-04 04:31:56 UTC

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I updated and nothing happened to me. If there are changes, they were very minor on the UI/UX for me. Unless I'm blind of course! 😭

2025-09-04 04:30:25 UTC

I just installed Damus for Android, it's fantastic however my keyboard (Gboard) is not behaving correctly with the first letter capitalization, or the Maj after a period.
Bug or 🪲? (ouuu my emojis are siiiik in b&w) 🔥🧡💯

2025-09-04 04:28:15 UTC

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That's facts now.

2025-09-04 02:15:55 UTC

The Simple Things.
https://blossom.primal.net/b8a806b4322c48caa171f6ca255d3f29d868ae5ec3d6ffd91eee6838906ef890.jpg

2025-08-21 18:51:22 UTC

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which version is this? I'm on 1.2 currently.

2025-08-13 23:52:30 UTC

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Multilingual my dawg

2025-08-03 07:31:37 UTC

Imagine you're Abraham, and God tells you yilo kill your only son that you just had 18 years ago, when at 100 years old yourself, you couldn't even believe you could procreate.
You had plenty of nephews and nieces, but nothing on your own. And now you have to kill him.
Bro, frfr us now, in 2025, we'd cancel ❌ this suicide mission so fast...

2025-08-03 07:27:51 UTC

Primal and Amethyst finally are showing the same "Following" and "Latest from your following" feed!
Me like many options! 🤗

2025-07-29 17:10:58 UTC

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That's facts now. 🦾✨

2025-07-27 13:53:43 UTC

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🙏🫶🙌

2025-06-29 14:23:22 UTC

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No bro look at the date! These prices are 5 years apart. Same wood, materials, same everything!! Make it make sense.

2025-06-29 01:53:36 UTC

Nobody will believe me, unless I show a living proof. Same furniture. Now check the date at the bottom left of the black picture... 👀 https://blossom.primal.net/957fd8f4f6f6c15d8ee1a664d850a1df0cb3023239eafe396817ab15960536b9.png https://blossom.primal.net/c7f707625da329ecc458d746f87ec4ff9f7718903dfad07d2ba2c8ca0f422abc.png

2025-06-15 10:06:43 UTC

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Welcome aboard!! 👋🧡

2025-06-15 09:59:54 UTC

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That's a nice shirt you got in the background there! It would be a shame if I weren't sold on your store somewhere... 👀 (Where my guy?) 😅

2025-06-15 09:54:56 UTC

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Thanks for mentioning handbrake! I'll use that from now on. I've been a 3 yr sub for a while now! So I think the limit should be way higher.

2025-06-15 09:39:37 UTC

This video I've tried desperately to upload here for y'all kept failing. It weighs 200MB and it's about 80sec. I've tried both @nprofile…jeak (timeouts) and @nprofile…zrfl (crashes).
Wanted to report it publicly!
My preferred media server is @nprofile…47hg on Amethyst.
https://i.nostr.build/AhoDD93KYXQqk56L.jpg

2025-06-04 14:44:05 UTC

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I love that. Way to go.

2025-06-04 14:43:20 UTC

Screw you. It's simple. 👀 https://i.nostr.build/W4YG6brCPNQMwvQx.jpg

2025-06-02 18:02:26 UTC

Dante mentioned here that #Bitcoin Treasury Companies like Strategy could lend their :bitcoin_sm: to Lightning Service Providers to earn a yield (very substantial), but again we're coming full circle because Saylor needs to be able to send said 🌽 to said LSP using his private keys. 👀
L1-L2 don't care about your IOUs ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofppj-ocIhI

2025-06-02 17:39:10 UTC

Stacy is the best. Buy the REAL :bitcoin_sm: https://v.nostr.build/Kgs2Mb7SYxXhQOOO.mp4

2025-06-01 02:51:59 UTC

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Welcome aboard mate! 👋

2025-06-01 02:51:08 UTC

PSG is officially :bitcoin_sm: treasury https://i.nostr.build/5IeXtpbQyLvlbdLH.jpg https://i.nostr.build/XXLTcTHQZ3ZFYvFL.jpg https://i.nostr.build/rX8n8kaRhwi47FAr.jpg https://i.nostr.build/JyJcCrnUXLONHqCd.jpg + 2025 UEFA Champions!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆📢🎉⚽

2025-05-24 13:46:24 UTC

X is down ...again. Nostr never went down...

2025-05-19 20:40:49 UTC

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🤣🤣 Love it!!

2025-05-19 20:39:37 UTC

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Hahahaha you gave me a good laugh! I appreciate it. Thank you for the suggestion. I was thinking the same way honestly, because Isaac gets a VERY DIFFERENT blessing than Ishmaël. Isaac gets an everlasting Covenant, when Ishmaël gets to be the father of 13 rulers. That's it! Blew my mind... Aaah what patience will get you huh! 😄

2025-05-19 16:03:44 UTC

It's ok to let people use #Cashapp to receive sats, it's a great start.
I've learned to let people use the "worst" wallets first because it sort of helps them see the usefulness (since they can only see dollars no matter what you say in the convo).
Here's what I learned in my OP journey:
1. As long as they accept to use Cashapp, pay them in sats, teach them to convert. (hard, but best part ->) LET IT BE.
2. Your life is easy, you used your sats and got awesome service.
3. Their life is easy, they see the dollar sign.
4. The OP actually comes with the repetition from step 1 - 3 above.
5. If step 4 doesn't exist and they quit because "it's too hard to sign up to Cashapp + BTC", then let someone else talk them into step 1-4 above 🙂:bitcoin_sm:

2025-05-19 02:41:58 UTC

Genesis 17:17 speaks to me today, while everyone else is wishing their wife a happy Mother’s Day.
😮‍💨😮‍💨

2025-05-12 05:37:02 UTC

🟠 #CLASSIC: "If you have the superior asset, it's going up forever Laura!" 🚀
https://v.nostr.build/VOlMvitU61ii9jZk.mp4

2025-05-10 00:34:14 UTC

I wonder what Satoshi would think if he knew that people included jpegs or cute poems on the precious timechain?

2025-05-09 13:32:22 UTC

People will value their:
✅FUTURE 🚀purchasing power
... instead of valuing their:
❌CURRENT 🥴 purchasing power.
I explained this to my wife the other day and it blew her mind about the car she wants to purchase.

2025-05-08 18:37:44 UTC

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You're very welcome! 💜

2025-05-08 01:38:18 UTC

I’m really enjoying Damus. It’s so simple I’m very confused! 🤔 I’m forgetting the bells and whistles everywhere else.

2025-05-06 08:33:21 UTC

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Amazing!! 🫡

2025-05-06 08:25:19 UTC

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This is absolutely fantastic news!!!

2025-05-01 07:19:25 UTC

I can't sleep.

2025-05-01 02:35:54 UTC

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This is GORGEOUS 🙏 Amen!

2025-04-30 23:15:51 UTC

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Thats pretty dope honestly. I love the name! It makes me feel like I'm selecting the best Meetups in the game 🔥

2025-04-30 23:12:51 UTC

The human body is very resilient. I'm losing weight and there's a WHOLE LOT more things associated with my weight loss journey than I've ever read anywhere.
I FEEL THINGS CHANGING. 🌱

2025-04-28 02:56:58 UTC

I wish I could just be a lucky winner on my #Bitaxe just once. 👀 I don't need to win more than once 😂

2025-04-27 20:42:10 UTC

Y'all have a wonderful weekend! Or the rest of it.. 🙌

2025-04-24 03:24:56 UTC

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I'd do it in HEARTBEAT!!

2025-04-23 13:15:39 UTC

If Bitkey integrates with Cashapp, it's game over. Familiar interface for normies, they'll achieve what they clearly couldn't with Cashapp, right with Bitkey (Buying and storing directly into Cold Storage).

2025-04-19 21:48:24 UTC

Man I'm trippin. I thought for a sec I saw SecBessent on Nostr...Loooooord. I'm getting off Nostr for the weekend and go touch grass 😂

2025-04-18 16:05:03 UTC

I'm convinced that the worst disease is stress.

2025-04-17 03:17:51 UTC

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nice!

2025-04-17 02:52:03 UTC

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I'm reacting to most messages on Notedeck's messages and it's really fun honestly!

2025-04-17 00:53:40 UTC

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It's gorgeous!!

2025-04-17 00:52:43 UTC

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Welcome aboard Ross!! This is so cool.

2025-04-17 00:50:05 UTC

SO BAD!
#note15t8…sft2

2025-04-17 00:49:14 UTC

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THAT WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY NUTS!!
...let's do it. :)

2025-04-17 00:43:51 UTC

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Amazing!!

2025-04-16 23:00:33 UTC

I'm installing Notedeck tonight!

2025-04-16 22:49:18 UTC

Saylor is a Bitcoin bank now with his MSTXYZ? This explains why he was so mad at us crypto anarchists... 😂
He wants us to risk it all 🤣

2025-04-11 00:30:36 UTC

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I'm with you. Same process here, multiple profiles. 🙂 This is a Google problem, not a GrapheneOS issue. Google's entre foundational OS reliés exclusively on GPS. I push hard to use FOSS only apps as much as humanly possible but I have to rely on Aurora from time to time... I feel safe. 🥷

2025-04-10 18:16:18 UTC

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Omg that is soon cool 🔥😛

2025-04-10 17:42:35 UTC

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Same! 🤣

2025-04-10 17:35:00 UTC

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GPS (Play Services) can easily be sandboxed btw so it's safe to use the PS on GrapheneOS as it's a modified version.
https://grapheneos.org/features#sandboxed-google-play

2025-04-10 17:32:28 UTC

You accumulating and then spending $100 from your own sweat and tears ... IS NOT THE SAME as someone (or a bank) lending you the same amount.
Big difference that causes crazy outcomes! ⚖️😬👀
-> Getting paid is connecting you, to YOUR WORK.
-> Getting a loan however, is directly connected to someone else's work (Or just thin air in case of a bank), that you borrow!

2025-04-10 16:37:37 UTC

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Let's GOOOO!!!

2025-04-10 16:35:51 UTC

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Interesting! I'll give it a try! Cause mobile keeps crashing after I comment

2025-04-09 17:37:23 UTC

Not having ANY :bitcoin_sm: is like skipping leg day at the gym... 🤣
How bro, HOW?

2025-04-09 13:46:20 UTC

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It was always on @Zapstore available on Nostr! You can install GrapheneOS and never have to worry about that!

2025-04-09 13:45:36 UTC

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It was always on @npub10r8…t2p8 available on Nostr!

2025-04-04 05:55:29 UTC

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Shitcoiners can kiss my balls.

2025-04-04 05:48:54 UTC

🧡💜#BBB25
https://i.nostr.build/HI05BeNpMfRAlDjb.jpg https://i.nostr.build/QXJKQasRk1BKFhBk.jpg

2025-04-03 14:46:34 UTC

Flying to BBB25 @nprofile…37r0 in a few hours to see @nprofile…28zl, @nprofile…ckmg, @nprofile…fue2, Rustin, Dante and many more for the first time!!
I'm beyond excited @nprofile…e8xc, and it's thanks to you brother! 🔥🧡💜

2025-03-22 02:50:05 UTC

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I thought it was @nprofile…n6q3 project no? I could be wrong and confused with nostrplebs.com (where I got my NIP-05 from)

2025-03-22 00:15:07 UTC

Does anyone know who manages the nostree.me ? My NIP-05 doesn't show anything and it's been a hot minute (years), it's been on and off.
Additionally, I can't login either using any browser, or any Nostr extension on any OS. https://m.primal.net/PoWe.png
https://m.primal.net/PoWZ.png

2025-03-14 03:54:48 UTC

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Been stuck on processing for 2 days now... Should I tell them to unpublish and do it again? https://i.nostr.build/yRWd0za07Ewrf8NE.jpg

2025-03-13 23:08:18 UTC

@nprofile…m58v , how long does it take for songs to get processed before they become published?

2025-02-23 21:18:08 UTC

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Oh yeah I agree with this one. It's not 100% reliable for EVERY merchant, but restaurants is what I use it for or anywhere I know outside of gas stations. Don't even know if this would work at the pump but I'd assume it should!
You using Apple Pay I presume!? 😎

2025-02-23 21:15:17 UTC

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Ok I just bought a card this morning, and it gave me an error when I tried to add it to Apple Pay. I'm assuming that's what you meant above, "adding it to your Apple Pay" fails right? If yes, are you on your cellular or WiFi when you're trying? Mine worked only after I got back on WiFi (at home specifically somehow), UNLESS TBC fixed something by the time I got back home from church...

2025-02-02 05:03:23 UTC

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This is the way!!! 🤠

2025-01-22 04:21:29 UTC

🧡💜🥂🍿🔥🛀
https://image.nostr.build/bd355c5583cc34f308056b857a4b69f9c34e108500278101e80d3ace1598f0d1.jpg

2025-01-21 21:04:42 UTC

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Welcome aboard mate! 🥂🍿🙂

2025-01-20 21:37:56 UTC

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That's a lot of apps for freedom! But it's worth it! 🔥🥂
#nevent1q…lsv8

2025-01-13 15:57:37 UTC

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I'm so scared to say too early that I got rid of my GERD. I'll confirm if y'all ask me next week! 😁 But it's so promising already

2025-01-11 23:22:30 UTC

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Forget about it. Use #Rimusic for free music.
https://github.com/fast4x/RiMusic