The only cracker in the zoo

I do try and find multiple battery usages. I had bought the dewalt PEX expander as it was way cheaper than the Milwaukee and later when I needed a new Sabre saw, I bought a dewalt to use those batteries. I still don’t have another use for the Makita batteries. Might buy a orbital sander for those

2026-03-04 21:20:15 UTC

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I stopped being a brand addict and buy what’s best rated. My Makita track saw is legit

2026-03-04 21:18:12 UTC

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I avoid all the red tools, they are for people less committed to their cash. The Mexicans in my parts love the Ryobi apparently

2026-03-04 21:14:43 UTC

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I’m shell shocked that my beloved 4 in 1 oil is now in a plastic bottle. I had to walk out to the truck so no one would see me cry. I’m still in need of a new garden hose

2026-03-04 21:09:55 UTC

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Why do I only get half my list and spend twice as much?

2026-03-04 10:51:08 UTC

Eyepatch McCain ousted. Faggot
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2026-03-04 01:39:23 UTC

That time a magical negro captivated the world
https://www.history.com/articles/muhammad-ali-iraq-hostages

2026-03-03 21:42:02 UTC

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It’s not badly painful, it’s like a sunburn. The money part is painful

2026-03-03 21:33:28 UTC

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No. Think Metallica and of course the time in which that happened

2026-03-03 21:31:37 UTC

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Put solar panels on the roof?

2026-03-03 21:28:21 UTC

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Style? Just random, whatever the tattoo guy thought was appropriate at the time. Certainly not jailhouse but some were basic and some creative. The one I have left is constrained by its original artwork. It wasn’t good art by any means. It’s an album cover

2026-03-03 21:23:30 UTC

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I had a ton of military tats. I have one left that’s personal but I’m going to have it removed this year. It’s time to let that event go away. It’s weird that the shadow always remains, I can see it but most people just see that something was there

2026-03-03 21:17:54 UTC

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No (bugsbunny.gif)

2026-03-03 21:15:13 UTC

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I’m forwarding this to my tattoo buddy 😤

2026-03-03 21:13:10 UTC

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I did how I was taught, through the intercom I said no entiendo ingles

2026-03-03 01:46:06 UTC

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She’s still around

2026-03-03 01:35:20 UTC

https://eveningzoo.club/media/d11a43edc91efcd807365ab1447cd609f68042464f447da7543cc2d147beaaae.mp4

2026-03-03 00:52:30 UTC

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Heathens then

2026-03-03 00:51:18 UTC

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I assumed it was about gay dudes in Hollywood

2026-03-03 00:50:34 UTC

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Nigger

2026-03-03 00:45:14 UTC

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I would eat all the snacks

2026-03-03 00:44:40 UTC

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I dunno, never seen it. That could explain the name I suppose

2026-03-03 00:44:11 UTC

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They’re really cool, so bright it’s the first thing you notice

2026-03-03 00:42:41 UTC

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I’ll try and get one next time I’m over

2026-03-03 00:40:48 UTC

My neighbor’s dog’s name is Turtle. He’s a fat miniature cattle dog with really cool blue eyes

2026-03-03 00:14:25 UTC

Anyone wanna guess the color or too soon?
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2026-03-02 20:05:05 UTC

We know why
https://eveningzoo.club/media/3dc6e62f9db5bb7747146a2e9f6ae5d75b48dca503a0bfb0668bda70f173ad42.jpeg

2026-03-02 19:43:24 UTC

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BTW, one of the Shah’s daughters married a jew. Of course she did as she’s Jewish through blood

2026-03-02 19:42:22 UTC

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They never could accept that their appointed “shah” was dispensed of 47 years ago

2026-03-02 19:39:45 UTC

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The truck nuts scraped over their canopy as an extra insult

2026-03-02 19:32:03 UTC

Soon, countries without central banking = 0
Afghanistan-done Iraq-done North Korea-done Venezuela-done Cuba-done Syria-done Iran-almost done
What comes next?

2026-03-01 21:13:51 UTC

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“Ditch the mascara and the brown wife faggot”
https://eveningzoo.club/media/95c79460e074ce2decbb2a2900baf0ad23f759d8acb49fab66abd673bd0700fb.jpeg

2026-03-01 20:42:27 UTC

H‑E‑B butter tortillas

2026-03-01 20:30:19 UTC

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Been optimal had it been a Swift truck

2026-03-01 20:27:00 UTC

https://eveningzoo.club/media/92641495e76180b25fd7401341f2991f066c8ab0996b085947f4e89d7a4f6153.mp4

2026-02-28 23:24:52 UTC

MEATLOAF!
Fight amongst yourselves about it

2026-02-28 22:46:23 UTC

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I have backup options 💅
https://eveningzoo.club/media/85f4052ccfef3ccf0efb01967bb93e05a78b77b0ba2a63584eb4ca618f0a4022.jpeg

2026-02-28 22:40:09 UTC

I’m at 3% 😑
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2026-02-28 21:53:42 UTC

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Because nobody danced in New Jersey?

2026-02-28 21:46:34 UTC

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I’m less concerned about mid east sand niggers than I am the price of beef.

2026-02-28 21:44:15 UTC

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It’s all the same picture. (Insert meme)

2026-02-28 21:41:51 UTC

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Fuck them in particular

2026-02-28 21:13:43 UTC

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Good God I hope India is a friendly fire incident

2026-02-28 21:11:17 UTC

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I truly hope they kill each other

2026-02-28 21:10:26 UTC

In 2026 you’re forced to side with the Zionists or the Zionist created brown folk. What a time to be alive

2026-02-28 01:04:20 UTC

Trees
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2026-02-27 02:14:57 UTC

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BTW, I took my buddy Sparky’s severed thumb to the ER in a Dixie cup after a table saw whoopsie daisy. He now has a knuckle less thumb.

2026-02-27 02:12:02 UTC

I’ve seen this across multiple platforms today. Apparently Dave is an idiot and deserved the finger loss
#nevent1q…nkl2

2026-02-27 00:42:19 UTC

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That’s a good drink!

2026-02-27 00:30:23 UTC

A little drink I suppose
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2026-02-26 21:05:09 UTC

Chicken pot pie tonight, I make gravy on the side for extra dousing of the crusty bits. A tad out of place when it’s 94 degrees but that’s what A/C is for I suppose

2026-02-26 20:41:49 UTC

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2026-02-26 19:59:13 UTC

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Can’t be that big of a piece of shit, it comes with a piss jug

2026-02-24 02:28:19 UTC

Those pesky Canadians are still at it. bet they have a Spanish menu posted
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2026-02-23 02:10:43 UTC

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Can your wife make a call because the Canadian ones aren’t near as good 🫢

2026-02-12 21:44:56 UTC

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little wiggle wiggle jimble jamble app when?

2026-02-10 04:21:08 UTC

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But fun nonetheless

2026-02-10 04:17:05 UTC

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The motion of the ocean and all that