MAHDOOD

I own the greatest folder of memes on nostr ⭕️

Posts are for entertainment purposes only. Not financial, legal, or medical advice.

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2026-03-25 15:24:08 UTC

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It’s actually cruel that people get themselves into that much debt for schooling, can’t find a job, and then still has to deal with inflation.

2026-03-24 20:16:46 UTC

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You don’t wanna find out
https://video.nostr.build/980022c2bbbe8b695ece65869ec281128a97be6d05c700fc2b50e0d30cd84067.mp4

2026-03-24 20:15:33 UTC

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Fuck this I’m angry too
https://media.tenor.com/zJvmCGt4jHgAAAAC/bh187-adventure-time.gif

2026-03-24 18:19:06 UTC

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It's true there needs to be balance. I guess the balance is different for men and women though lol
https://media.tenor.com/QGCuBDKyMG4AAAAC/love-in-funny.gif

2026-03-24 17:42:09 UTC

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Get a room you two 😂

2026-03-24 17:41:26 UTC

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I think it depends lmao some girls might like this because of the challenge. Inuyasha is a wild beast after all. If you're a tame person, it may not be as satisfying. Just my theory lol there's always more nuance.

2026-03-24 17:29:29 UTC

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I don't think that was a freudian slip 😂

2026-03-24 17:28:47 UTC

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I think feeling safe is important for women too but I also think they like some drama sometimes because they get bored lol

2026-03-24 17:27:53 UTC

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I thought you were talking about those wonderful nostr waifus
https://image.nostr.build/629088dde8c22d0ce8d1bdc17739d1ee806507c80ec1819ebcaa5219d458bd48.png

2026-03-24 16:25:09 UTC

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I love this gif

2026-03-21 14:50:52 UTC

I’m sure it was just a coincidence but I posted this Chuck Norris meme and they announced he was dead later that same day.
GM ☀️
https://image.nostr.build/f4482075266c865b750ac343ef61b343e094b9d1dc1908f8a7e3deead096514b.jpg
#nevent1q…g6mf

2026-03-19 19:46:29 UTC

“I don’t like the thing that’s happening to people, Miss Taggart.”
“What?”
“I don’t know. But I’ve watched them here for twenty years and I’ve seen the change. They used to rush through here, and it was wonderful to watch, it was the hurry of men who knew where they were going and were eager to get there. Now they’re hurrying because they are afraid. It’s not a purpose that drives them, it’s fear. They’re not going anywhere, they’re escaping. And I don’t think they know what it is that they want to escape. They don’t look at one another. They jerk when brushed against. They smile too much, but it’s an ugly kind of smiling: it’s not joy, it’s pleading. I don’t know what it is that’s happening to the world.” He shrugged. “Oh, well, who is John Galt?”

2026-03-19 15:33:32 UTC

March 19th
TIMELESS WISDOM
“For there are two rules to keep at the ready—that there is nothing good or bad outside my own reasoned choice, and that we shouldn’t try to lead events but to follow them.”
—EPICTETUS, DISCOURSES, 3.10.18
#DailyStoic

2026-03-19 14:33:41 UTC

GM ☀️
https://image.nostr.build/14ba53be404c67bf249e8884c8a9e1360d72d5f4d2fe6e001a9cfb42c181942b.jpg

2026-03-16 01:55:47 UTC

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Go to AA

2026-03-15 20:22:41 UTC

When you’re cutting your nails and a small piece flies off into oblivion, lost for eternity.
https://image.nostr.build/885ed962caacb9c6cc294ceda0485555e97104b96879d7604c7272a839e1d623.jpg

2026-03-15 00:08:45 UTC

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Big bang looks dorky to me lol

2026-03-14 18:39:12 UTC

Christianity and Islam are soft forks of Judaism. And Judaism is a hard fork of Buddhism and Hinduism. Probably something like that 😂

2026-03-14 02:56:09 UTC

I just tried barbecue chicken and pineapple pizza. You people that like pineapple on pizza are sick and I’m disappointed. https://image.nostr.build/d8e8bb3cfdcff8a27065cae10a36fd94f92964d8e3c2c08a6e134b93533e6b99.jpg

2026-03-14 01:03:19 UTC

Rapists should get the death penalty but child rapists should be tortured to death.

2026-03-14 00:16:35 UTC

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I realized it after I saw a few more similar replies smh this is ridiculous. Sorry @npub1m2u…y2gl but I have to turn up my wot filters

2026-03-14 00:06:26 UTC

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Heard about this and seems great. Not sure why people complain about graphene.

2026-03-13 16:23:11 UTC

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Idk how much?

2026-03-13 16:21:43 UTC

March 13th
ONE DAY IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE
“Whenever you find yourself blaming providence, turn it around in your mind and you will see that what has happened is in keeping with reason.”
—EPICTETUS, DISCOURSES, 3.17.1
#DailyStoic

2026-03-12 15:28:39 UTC

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GM ☀️😂😂😂

2026-03-11 19:55:54 UTC

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Is you an addict like @npub1el3…l27r

2026-03-11 16:25:02 UTC

March 11th
LIVING WITHOUT RESTRICTION
“The unrestricted person, who has in hand what they will in all events, is free. But anyone who can be restricted, coerced, or pushed into something against what they will is a slave.”
—EPICTETUS, DISCOURSES, 4.1.128b–129a
#DailyStoic

2026-03-10 16:42:46 UTC

The claw agent AI bots are annoying but I guess it could be worse. Twatter is completely fucked😂
https://video.nostr.build/3a681f804ac22d0ff40c10f9ec2e54ed1b9ebd9a5559c8c64129b9df34d9ee8f.mp4

2026-03-10 14:56:29 UTC

GM to the coffee crackheads ☀️🫡
https://video.nostr.build/3b2b621af7acfdc7afd83e30c8152e228424efbafc3c20464103a73040f1218b.mp4

2026-03-10 03:25:50 UTC

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Are you safe? Hope the war ends soon 🙏

2026-03-10 02:26:52 UTC

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You should consider moving there permanently maybe after a couple bitcoin cycles it’s nicer than Australia

2026-03-10 00:24:30 UTC

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You moved out of Australia? That’s crazy, where to?

2026-03-09 23:59:27 UTC

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That’s a good joke I almost believed this beautiful scenery was actually from Australia haha seriously where did you travel to?

2026-03-09 23:36:31 UTC

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Didn’t know you were traveling outside of Australia enjoy 🫂

2026-03-09 21:04:30 UTC

The world of normies feels so foreign now. Almost everything I do is counter to what people typically do. Food, hygiene, money, fitness, and so many other things are just fake or wrong. In many cases it’s harmful. And it gets tiring to explain why I live the way I live.

2026-03-09 17:15:00 UTC

March 9th
FIND THE RIGHT SCENE
“Above all, keep a close watch on this—that you are never so tied to your former acquaintances and friends that you are pulled down to their level. If you don’t, you’ll be ruined. . . . You must choose whether to be loved by these friends and remain the same person, or to become a better person at the cost of those friends . . . if you try to have it both ways you will neither make progress nor keep what you once had.”
—EPICTETUS, DISCOURSES, 4.2.1; 4–5
#DailyStoic

2026-03-09 16:11:10 UTC

March 8th
DON’T UNINTENTIONALLY HAND OVER YOUR FREEDOM
“If a person gave away your body to some passerby, you’d be furious. Yet you hand over your mind to anyone who comes along, so they may abuse you, leaving it disturbed and troubled—have you no shame in that?”
—EPICTETUS, ENCHIRIDION, 28
#DailyStoic

2026-03-09 16:06:45 UTC

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What did people expect when the cheered on the suits?

2026-03-09 15:15:44 UTC

GM ☀️
https://video.nostr.build/39c5b2a977f0b6d977d6f07cb82a675cd826cc1f150805e3b16b69a630f9797a.mp4

2026-03-08 18:15:33 UTC

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Makes sense. Pooping is vulnerable. Your dog wants to protect you, just like the government.

2026-03-08 17:03:53 UTC

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Be a good boy and mop my kitchen too

2026-03-08 15:54:33 UTC

The government stole an hour from international women’s day after spending decades telling you that you hate women.

2026-03-07 23:12:39 UTC

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I heard that apps like Google Maps and uber don’t work on graphene

2026-03-06 20:41:48 UTC

I can never understand how men can sit like this 🍒
https://image.nostr.build/5da7c7e0bd3c26787c16bb397af0613bd8565be073b17eaab0f8846606239ed9.jpg

2026-03-05 16:10:12 UTC

GM ☀️
Clean or foul?
https://video.nostr.build/89830f7757bb806657430a611b2db070db197d9d46334eea8069a949974aab06.mp4

2026-03-04 15:37:33 UTC

GM ☀️
https://image.nostr.build/b3ae5bb6f403b3b7e8e85681a3c6807906cafad7b29c72626e07091cac0eda48.jpg

2026-03-04 05:21:15 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/62Z-05_SkqAAAAAC/ganondorf-ganon.gif

2026-03-03 15:07:45 UTC

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So withdrawals? lol

2026-02-24 16:04:47 UTC

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Interesting concept

2026-02-24 01:35:09 UTC

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Is there a time for it to resume? I like the new Vegeta transformation

2026-02-24 01:29:18 UTC

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Interesting take. We needed to find ways to get along to survive in the tribe so violence toward each other was deadly. As a farmer, I don’t need to rely on many others. In fact, too many others becomes problematic as theft becomes more of a problem. The issue is that we were sort of forced into farming as a lot of the animals we hunted went extinct. Idk if the absence of hunting is the cause though. It could just simply be that our ancestors had no reason to hoard the meat from a hunt because it’ll go bad and you had no way to preserve the food.

2026-02-24 01:19:19 UTC

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Ackshually it’s called anime
https://image.nostr.build/1b5cb8c81b777a19abf7377ac63949ee93e36cfec1ab3b0c69d4db69cebb1748.jpg
And yeah the way they handled broly was sloppy but I think the idea was that he is so insanely strong and reckless that he was just adapting without any fear for his life or body. He has no inhibitions, it’s just pure rage and instinct.

2026-02-24 00:52:53 UTC

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A lot of people speculated that the one piece was the friends we made along the way but oda said that’s not what it is. The way a show finishes is really important for how I look back on it. He’s been building anticipation for over 20 years so I hope it’s worth it lol

2026-02-24 00:51:43 UTC

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Not familiar with that concept. TLDR?

2026-02-24 00:51:03 UTC

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I actually watched the super broly movie on Saturday and gogeta was cookin lol I think he’s sick https://media.tenor.com/wgwYTcU2GZIAAAAC/dragon-ball-super-broly-gogeta-blue-vs-broly.gif

2026-02-24 00:19:51 UTC

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It’ll be interesting to see how one piece ends. I’ve heard that the creator is a socialist 🙃
Ultra instinct is cool but I think Kaio Ken is slept on. I like the idea of how it causes damage to the body. It’s a cool tradeoff.

2026-02-24 00:03:07 UTC

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I still prefer One Piece 😂
I think my favorite is ss3
https://media.tenor.com/QQQ7qNOcNX0AAAAC/dbz-dragon-ball-z.gif

2026-02-23 22:56:59 UTC

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Research is good but how many years of research am I going to spend on Bitcoin? lol money needs to be boring.

2026-02-23 22:55:23 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/00212f668165d00869a99a795021b3c45a4ed4f6b3ea10ea3d384a3daeae1b68.jpg

2026-02-23 22:53:45 UTC

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But I don’t need to advocate or convince people buy Bitcoin. I just assume they are motivated by self interest and will buy Bitcoin for themselves.
That is what I’m against. That’s why overthrowing the government doesn’t solve anything. It’ll lead to another group who will use collective coercion against me. Good luck convincing all these normies to live without a government. Half the country wants UBI and free healthcare/housing. The other half wants this police state bullshit trump is implementing.
The creation and sale of my phone is made up of individuals acting in their own self interests. They’re all working for a paycheck. No one at Apple or in a Chinese factory is saying, “I’m so glad to be doing this work for the betterment of humanity.” Sure that could be viewed by some as a bonus, but it’s not the driving force. People are naturally selfish. And that’s a good thing. So why do we act like it’s morally superior to risk our wellbeing for others? Ayn Rand would be disappointed.

2026-02-23 22:48:15 UTC

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Then I have to research and decide which chain to stack sats on and I’m already overworked as it is

2026-02-23 22:47:16 UTC

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Is that your favorite?

2026-02-23 22:30:51 UTC

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I’m already super saiyan 2
https://media.tenor.com/4znoOvlRbWAAAAAC/teen-gohan.gif

2026-02-23 22:30:08 UTC

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My concern is knots/core splits eventually breaking consensus

2026-02-23 22:26:20 UTC

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Let’s replace this government with another government. This time will be different trust me bro last time it wasn’t really capitalism bro. Last time wasn’t really a constitutional republic. We just need to vote harder. We need a better piece of paper to limit government.
Where have I heard this before?
https://media.tenor.com/vKctrvaXe74AAAAC/comunism.gif

2026-02-23 22:22:30 UTC

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I have my moments 😂

2026-02-23 22:22:14 UTC

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Buying Bitcoin is an individual action because it doesn’t require any collective for it to be possible. Overthrowing the government is not possible individually so it’s a collective action.
Humans need each other but we only need each other at the individual level. I need another individual to provide me goods and services. I don’t need a collective like a DMV to drive my car.
And the last question is, who says I need to fight back against the government? If that’s the only way to be free then freedom will never exist. As soon as this government is overthrown, if it ever happens, a new government will be established. The cycle will repeat. Your progeny will be discussing overthrowing this government at some point in the future.

2026-02-23 22:16:36 UTC

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Bitcoin cash still exists. Doesn’t mean Bitcoin is decentralized.

2026-02-23 21:38:58 UTC

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So lightning works 👀

2026-02-23 21:37:13 UTC

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How is a fork decentralizing? If I switch to knots, there’s one developer now

2026-02-23 21:35:21 UTC

Every time I read a suggestion involving collective action to save the country, I get socialist vibes. The collective will always undermine the interests of the minority: the individual. ALWAYS.
I don’t care if you call yourself a capitalist. Unless you are trying to remove government completely, you are going to end up replacing one evil government with another. Strike at the roots of evil instead of the branches.

2026-02-23 21:31:06 UTC

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I can’t imagine working out high

2026-02-23 21:28:33 UTC

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How is it decentralizing if knots has one guy?

2026-02-23 21:25:32 UTC

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Reels?

2026-02-23 21:20:28 UTC

February 23rd
CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE NO CARE FOR OUR FEELINGS
“You shouldn’t give circumstances the power to rouse anger, for they don’t care at all.”
—MARCUS AURELIUS, MEDITATIONS, 7.38
#DailyStoic

2026-02-23 16:56:42 UTC

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GM ☀️🤙

2026-02-23 16:53:16 UTC

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Same but I am concerned about a chain split and how that will impact sat stacking

2026-02-23 16:43:21 UTC

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So defrost in the fridge?

2026-02-23 15:55:53 UTC

I can’t believe the secrets to dating women were in my gameboy this whole time😂😂
GM ☀️🫡 https://video.nostr.build/2ce8ee341dfb2aa7a0c3a3cfb79aa5b59c647dad7b441c1fa912a4e62bdf2aec.mp4

2026-02-23 03:32:55 UTC

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I didn’t know that was happening lol I’m actually confused. I though he was saying that coinos got hacked and lost sats

2026-02-22 23:57:00 UTC

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Don’t forget to unplug the webcam during fun time https://video.nostr.build/1386b17546b202772efe514481b7a6cf17705cc7660d3417faf5867f5b108edf.mp4

2026-02-22 23:51:00 UTC

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Beep beep

2026-02-22 23:34:32 UTC

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Don’t remind me 😭

2026-02-22 23:32:05 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/J7u-KaI9nVIAAAAC/pikachu-piece-sign.gif

2026-02-22 22:40:25 UTC

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Again? lol

2026-02-22 19:08:54 UTC

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Sir she’s underage https://image.nostr.build/c98c02dde2651ebc690962732c661bd833ffb5b418ccfe2265f3f7cef482e5f7.jpg

2026-02-22 18:10:21 UTC

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That’s sick. Are you gonna paint it next?

2026-02-22 18:08:40 UTC

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I’ll probably skip the 3rd then haha

2026-02-22 18:08:11 UTC

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It makes sense. My concern has always been price suppression. It’s harder to suppress than gold but it can be done. I find it annoying that most influencers dismiss that issue. Maybe over time it doesn’t matter but I certainly didn’t expect the price to be in this range in 2026. We are near the ATH from two cycles ago.

2026-02-22 16:57:53 UTC

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I need to finish watching this series 😂
https://video.nostr.build/6faecda19e6fbe8aa2c290ea23e95cac8e15db2f47a1451cf5c52b7d628f534d.mp4

2026-02-22 16:46:04 UTC

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It’s a great representation of the degradation of American culture over time 🤣

2026-02-22 16:35:56 UTC

GM ☀️ https://video.nostr.build/bbf2ba66f76dd18b8bc923056c7b0cb7e877da49d71d41e9ff6d7e7a73e18109.mp4

2026-02-22 16:25:14 UTC

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So you’re an old immature person you need a doctor
https://video.nostr.build/51c8e355a0cfa2786084b6055a56355448944e8ec7df2568fbaacb5065d2032f.mp4

2026-02-22 16:22:49 UTC

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His dreams:
https://video.nostr.build/7bf7684280f2f154bd092445c245806229a374cc9422b0c8424a286765432620.mp4

2026-02-22 16:13:12 UTC

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The word is called mature 👀

2026-02-22 02:54:50 UTC

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Would say

2026-02-22 00:53:00 UTC

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I swear today my friends told me I looked 5-7 years younger than my real age 😂😭
@npub1vem…mz3k @npub1rzg…kxve @npub162z…tdhy @npub10mt…27hf @npub1m64…uaks @npub134u…qjkm @npub1v7k…tfk0

2026-02-20 17:47:52 UTC

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I got it already but thank you 🤙

2026-02-19 17:11:50 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/e7095933b3eb32dc46f626904ae62047435307321b2914c58521aac9ff716218.jpg

2026-02-14 20:08:11 UTC

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I assume that’s about Bilbo finding the ring?