Jim Smij

http://www.smij.com

snowbird between CFL & CNY

Public Key

npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv

NIP-57 Address

smij@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsyrhshwxsrrz3anwd0nlc6ps78hyrgvl9x6njagv6630ukpvwnyscpzemhxue69uhkccfwwfjkcctev93xcefwdaexwqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0yhf824

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la.relayable.org

relay.damus.io

nostr.swiss-enigma.ch

Author Public Key

npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv

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2024-09-22 17:54:01

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#introductions & #welcome to #nostr #hashtags are a great way to find people and have people find you. #veiledmycology is a great name. #smij #zapd & #followed

2024-09-18 14:19:40

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lol i can hear...
Why didn't you tell me $57k was in the bathroom muthafucka!

2024-09-15 13:34:01

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#gm & #salutations
go ez on that #gsd blend, you don't want to get too much done, you'll run out of things to do.
lol
I crack me up.
I'm sipping another Brian & Brian's collaboration that is "Clyde" a niiiccceeee light roast that I'll drink all morning.
if the caffeine doesn't get me moving, having to go to the bathroom will.
lol
I crack me up

2024-09-14 16:57:19

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wow, this guy thinks I'm going "to flee".
if shit gets that bad. where do you think is safe? I have land in two places, but I'm sure when you have to flee, your new landlord will let you in with open arms. lol you're delusional about this. btc ain't savin' you. you're already fucked. but, like I said, goood luck with that. #hfsp
#therentistoodamnhigh

2024-09-13 12:54:57

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I was poor, now, not so much. it's been good ride for the most part, but if you're still paying someone else's property taxes, it's not me that'll "hfsp". I'm going to be fine. good luck payin' that rent.

2024-09-12 17:47:04

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seriously? wow. your rent pays the property taxes. you shouldn't be pretending to know what you're talking about.

2024-09-11 16:30:02

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I figured out how to not pay income tax, it's the "property tax" one that I can't seem to get around. #landownershipisamyth

2024-09-08 18:27:53

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it did, thx!. I got it from you but can't #zap you with #wos or #alby ?!?

2024-09-08 17:09:09

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I #zapd but got this:
"Could not resolve https://getalby.com/.well-known/lnurlp/teesy_tys. Check if you are connected, if the server is up and if the lightning address teesy_tys@getalby.com is correct.

2024-09-04 14:20:48

that's 1pm est.
#nevent1q…qthe

2024-09-02 01:59:10

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yarrow is used for infection. I would consider a yarrow, plantain, comfrey blend for a poultice. if it doesn't get better sooner than later, antibiotics may be in you future. if it gets hot, red and swells, I wouldn't mess around too long. an infection in the bone is serious.

2024-09-01 14:06:33

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1. depends. we all judge. judge ye as ye be judged.
2. irrelevant to number 1. and not an excuse. ever.

2024-08-30 20:22:47

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have you heard of biologist Jason Snavely? look at what he mixing up, seed wise. https://droptineseed.com/
I have not tried his products yet, but I will be on property I'm acquiring. I've been listening to his podcast and he's had a handful of some big brains talking soil health. check it out.

2024-08-30 19:32:35

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careful of the #smij hashtag, you never know what you're gonna get. ;)

2024-08-30 19:27:28

WoW!!
watch the whole thing, it's next level #workmanship #vanbuild
#vanlife #glamping #smij approved
#nevent1q…5qrp

2024-08-30 19:10:25

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I know what you mean... https://i.nostr.build/jRlXCe3ICoc3g3We.jpg

2024-08-30 13:49:30

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he's just thinking: "my wallets set to auto stack, imma just gonna chill"

2024-08-29 11:03:47

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...and all just to get a mate, reproduce, then die.

2024-08-28 15:10:53

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that's some serious terracing that was done there.
orchards? of?

2024-08-27 10:57:52

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you're going to love it here. people are friendly & helpful just #asknostr :)

2024-08-27 10:49:44

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GM!
not only do hashtags work, they're very useful

2024-08-25 00:00:45

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I was thinking an aviary behind a shed with lattice to make it look like you're hiding garbage cans.

2024-08-24 23:45:52

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we had chickens, geese and turkey. why not get'em all? ;)

2024-08-24 22:17:33

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ducks, rabbits or quail. that is the question. :)

2024-08-24 19:57:17

sounds like some solid tips on raising #quail in the backyard on the down low... https://fountain.fm/clip/W1capQw7roTkPNR5SDnC
#smij approved
#grow #protein

2024-08-22 13:28:56

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what happened?

2024-08-22 13:28:30

wait, how many?
#nevent1q…zy7n

2024-08-19 15:44:35

another day, same #dragonfly
#nature #photo https://i.nostr.build/2KBHU1yTuMi8MMzs.jpg
#photography #lakeland #fl

2024-08-18 15:52:52

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that's a .... reason to move.

2024-08-14 23:50:01

wait for... it...
https://v.nostr.build/gaH3G7UcCQZYlf9x.mp4
#lakeland #fl #polkcounty #florida
#anole #lizard

2024-08-12 14:27:01

what's going to happen to this after the expiration date?
#smij https://i.nostr.build/KV1o7C4uc4fBDGcT.jpg

2024-08-12 11:33:39

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856453

2024-08-11 14:04:18

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it nay be a bit of a #btc circle whatever here, but they're not wrong and there's way more actual #positivepeople here and not just virtue signaling shit posts on the other socials. I barely bother with the others anymore. the problem with onboarding new nostriches is the extra npub this & nsec that hoops. newbies don't like scary security issues of something new. I'm bullish, even if I don't sound it.

2024-08-11 00:37:25

#blockme

2024-08-11 00:23:58

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I use hashtags for things that interest me. this helps me find people to follow. the hashtag is useful with nostr. don't close your mind to it. #smij is my favorite hashtag, but I'm biased.

2024-08-11 00:19:54

#ln & #btc nodes, we need more nodes...
no wait, #relays !! we need relays!!
#nevent1q…mc0v

2024-08-11 00:16:04

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can I get an AMEN!

2024-08-11 00:14:20

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treat them like apples. they can well, so preserve as many as you can. pear cobbler with vanilla ice cream is one of my favorites. if they not sweet, brown sugar helps. another is pears, bananas, bourbon, butter. saute. then flame it. side of vanilla ice cream again. fabulous.

2024-08-08 11:59:41

#dev all know each other, right?...
#nevent1q…mmnl

2024-08-03 17:50:53

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wait, she didn't sho...
nevermind...

2024-08-03 17:47:42

#lakeland #fl #polkcounty centralflorida
#storm right now. batten down the hatches.
https://v.nostr.build/fqfEms1nMH3OSSP4.mp4

2024-08-02 12:18:40

gm nostriches!
any #mushroom enthusiasts care to guess id. I don't know.
https://i.nostr.build/oehShoR9k7IATZbe.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/DReKI767WnoO7TzQ.jpg https://i.nostr.build/jeezJijLPFIvhIsI.jpg

2024-08-02 12:09:10

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it wasn't me, I swear.... but you really should empty the trash after deleting files... but that's just a general tip... no reason. ;)

2024-08-01 00:57:54

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I just typed out a long reply. but then decided not to post it. others should do that too. ;)

2024-07-31 18:16:06

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I just test #zapd someone else, and it worked. could it be that your mobi doesn't play nice with my wos wallet? I have no idea why things work or don't here.

2024-07-31 18:04:04

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plays with the mind...
I've wondered why some go over and some go under.
#smij wonders
#zapd

2024-07-31 17:11:38

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each one is full of hashtags, and the relay thing works!!

2024-07-31 17:01:38

is there a way to see which relay is forwarding all that spam I was getting?
I reset to the 12 default relays in amethyst. I had around 30. #asknostr
#smij hates #spam

2024-07-31 16:53:00

on soon...
don't miss this one!!
#smij approved
#nevent1q…32xl

2024-07-31 16:51:35

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I'm getting this thing from " freeform"...
looks like nostr .build is blocking the image the spam asks you to scan a qr code. it's flooding my "new threads" in amethyst . I'm getting so many I can't scroll back there's too many

2024-07-31 16:41:16

this spam bot is going to bring it all down. it was fun while it lasted.

2024-07-31 16:35:11

they've hijacked the grownostr hashtag. ugh!

2024-07-31 16:33:51

spam bot is wiping out my feed

2024-07-31 16:25:04

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I liked it better when it was 4 sats per... I gotta get a node up & running.
#smij #zapd

2024-07-30 22:11:11

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zap.stream is one of my favorites

2024-07-30 20:23:05

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oh, and it looks like they kill each other over politics just like everyone else. you can say it's about freedom, but if you're killing someone because you disagree with thier politics, that makes you a sociopath.

2024-07-30 20:19:55

if I ask a question and you reply "you must be dumb" ... 1st you don't understand the meaning of the word. 2nd. answer or don't, but don't be a dick. blocked bye bye fuck wad.

2024-07-30 20:17:28

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uninformed, maybe, but dumb? no I can speak. I can also read. so either tell me or gfy

2024-07-30 20:04:51

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who is leading these groups? what's the point? they don't like who got elected so they're going to kill randomly? so there's political oppression from both sides?

2024-07-29 16:58:29

just watched a "live" video on tubeshit that was supposedly #Elon at the #Nashville #btc thing. in the vid, he's trying to get us to "scan or regrets" the qr code on the screen, promising double back if you send btc or #eth.
LOL
obviously #fake but we'll done. I can see a lot of people falling for it.
#smij says "think before you click"

2024-07-29 01:25:24

meanwhile in #Venezuela
#nevent1q…mn2z

2024-07-29 01:22:17

4 sats? that's low!
#nevent1q…e2tj

2024-07-29 00:15:32

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agree with Jacob, why risk it? I might consider collecting seeds from something rare or hard to get, but, fennel? for common things i try to support one of the small heirloom seed companies that jack has in the msb.
just my 2 zaps worth.
#smij #zapd

2024-07-28 16:20:37

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I support this sentiment.
the zap counts as action. :)
#smij #zapd

2024-07-28 16:16:17

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they had one job... ;)
#smij #zapd

2024-07-28 00:40:44

I accept gifts, tips, gratuities, & a little som som fo the effort, and of course zaps.
when #smij #zapd there was no intention of creating a taxable event. as such, gfy, tax this! go ahead and try.

2024-07-27 21:05:46

I can't stop watching this.
#soundon
#smij #zapd
#nevent1q…63az

2024-07-27 21:00:15

seriously though. #freeross

2024-07-27 20:51:18

https://v.nostr.build/efOJO79UQ8wh2BXd.mp4
#hummingbird #lakeland #fl #CFL #centralflorida #Florida #smij #video

2024-07-27 17:50:33

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shhhh, they hear everything.
#smij #zapd

2024-07-27 14:41:28

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all energy is transferred. it's never-ending. if it stops moving we're in trouble. our place in all this is irrelevant.

2024-07-27 00:17:34

#sunset #lakeland #fl
#smij #photography https://i.nostr.build/xgR5mYivwYhjUl5C.jpg

2024-07-26 15:06:55

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as bullish as I am on #btc I'm still using the dollar. I still use their banking system. I may or may not be holding other assets. if someone is saying "bitcoin only" they're either a fool or a liar and they think you're the former.

2024-07-26 03:02:44

#sunset today #lakeland #fl #CFL #polkcounty https://i.nostr.build/vugJw740jZx9vJ92.jpg

2024-07-25 21:55:03

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the cornflower bolete stains blue and is a "cousin" of the porcini. but don't trust me, I've been wrong before. d.y.o.r.

2024-07-25 17:01:58

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I noted a while back asking about running nodes, etc., and got a few helpful replies , one spam about some shitcoin but no scammers. not even anyone with spammy affiliate links. hmmm. go figure.

2024-07-25 16:56:33

i can see the board meeting of big lobster inc... "eat more lobster before they get you where it hurts"
advertising gold right there.
#nevent1q…v6ka

2024-07-25 16:49:09

yes, this....
#nevent1q…7ge7

2024-07-25 16:15:50

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suck all you can out of their sinking ship. stacking sats is like your own private life raft. keep on stacking while they're bailing.

2024-07-25 16:03:42

if only there were a centralized server to save everything for us this decentralized stuff is hard...
#nevent1q…mhxk

2024-07-25 16:01:27

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#katydid my #geckos loved them.

2024-07-25 15:28:31

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it's fixed and everyone there should see some #zaps
#smij #zapd #devs #grownostr

2024-07-25 15:19:04

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hmmm, what determines if it's a bow? like I didn't have enough to think about today. thx! ;)
#smij #zapd #anyrainbowisagoodrainbow

2024-07-25 15:14:12

gm!
a lot on the plate today. gotta #gsd
but, let's take a moment and listen to a new beat with my homegrown drumsticks... https://v.nostr.build/4xzk6DX3OoFWoDBe.mp4

2024-07-25 14:55:10

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a lot of window machines that were just minding their own business are being updated & rebooted. thanks to crowdcrap.

2024-07-24 22:41:44

5 sats is nice...
#nevent1q…80ht

2024-07-24 21:04:14

before the #sun this morning. central #florida red sky at dawn...
https://v.nostr.build/JGZ0lxMMEk0JXSWI.mp4
#CFL #sunrise

2024-07-24 14:41:42

there's a "donate to devs" on amethyst and I click on it and the 1st #dev that comes up isn't set up to accept #ln
#smij would have #zapd
#zaps

2024-07-24 11:01:19

right NOW!
#nevent1q…48f7

2024-07-20 04:20:42

the #moon tonight. thru the broken lens on my phone i dropped. https://v.nostr.build/M15jsL4W71gHtGdT.mp4

2024-07-18 21:23:35

#lakelife #chenango #lakesteere #cny #centralny #ny https://v.nostr.build/qJdgAxO1CwPQx6Ub.mp4

2024-07-18 13:12:06

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https://i.nostr.build/hqVMwW2oXixj6gRn.jpg
lol
#smij #zapd

2024-07-18 12:54:39

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wait, I'm 💯 wrong or you 💯 agree? lol

2024-07-18 12:51:50

buckle up...
#nevent1q…en7p

2024-07-18 12:44:09

am I wrong? but if the fed wants 6 central banks and a cbdc, it's going to happen. after all, they're in control of it...
albeit, for the time being,
but nonetheless...

2024-07-18 12:29:04

who knew there was going to be a history lesson... and some elder abuse?
#smij #zapd
#nevent1q…rm0a

2024-07-18 12:26:58

omg. what a bunch of fucking pussies. fuck your trigger words. fuck your sensitivities. if your shit is shit, expect assholes on the interwebs to pop up and let u know it. people are people and they people all over everything haven't you learned that by now? so, f'em and get back at it. don't be distracted by people, duh!!

2024-07-17 14:08:43

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I try to be nice about what I ask for. I'm blunt. But, if you're putting something out there expect people to be people about it.

2024-07-17 11:34:42

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https://v.nostr.build/cxmDgYJzmpK0TTUL.mp4

2024-07-17 11:30:32

yesterday.
#storm rolling in. https://i.nostr.build/pQik8vgqreJ4FMCW.jpg
#centralny #cny #chenango #norwich