Joe

Bitcoin, Nostr and other stuff.

Public Key

npub1g5uydlluwlrkj9gr9hmsrace8qkh5xjfjeutlnpfylxdeguqe99smm0hjc

NIP-05 Address

joelaw@nostrpurple.com

NIP-57 Address

joelaw@minibits.cash

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsy2wzxll7803mfz5pjmacp7uvnstt6rfyev79les5j0nxu5wqvjjcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds2uhz9k

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1g5uydlluwlrkj9gr9hmsrace8qkh5xjfjeutlnpfylxdeguqe99smm0hjc

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Last Notes

2024-08-21 10:46:41 UTC

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Doesn't Strike have a debit card? Could have sworn I saw something about it rolling out, but can't find anything on it in the app.
Either them or Fold will likely make removing legacy banks from our lives doable.

2024-08-21 10:21:08 UTC

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I like how weird they are but with that fun Pepe vibe. Bitchin animation too.

2024-08-21 10:12:00 UTC

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Good morning.
These are really dope, who makes them?

2024-08-21 02:03:33 UTC

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Gotcha. Spacetime continuum displacement is probably a better description/definition for time travel then.

2024-08-21 02:00:23 UTC

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They are aiming for rage. Backlash unsues. They get to react to the rage. Their reaction ensites more rage.
Its rage bait.

2024-08-21 00:32:44 UTC

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Did they cut you some Slack?

2024-08-20 23:54:29 UTC

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Timing is key.

2024-08-20 23:47:51 UTC

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Yup.

2024-08-20 11:10:17 UTC

Good morning.
For the fellow fiat miners, do you get paid twice a month, bi-weekly, weekly or daily?
I've experienced all four and weekly is the way. I'm a relatively responsible spender to begin with but its the best balance of getting your hard earned money quickly while having to keep the future in mind.
#nostrplebs

2024-08-18 23:07:46 UTC

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No ads if you pay for the premium plus plan.

2024-08-17 02:53:50 UTC

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Have Fun Staying Poor

2024-08-17 02:42:07 UTC

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Sweet n Spicy Bacon Burger from WhataBurger.

2024-08-16 23:41:34 UTC

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Same.

2024-08-16 23:38:41 UTC

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DKs back throw was the strongest. Not a fan but the ground pound was a lot of fun when they were trapped under a low curling area.

2024-08-16 23:35:39 UTC

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Bitcoin ain't got shit on twinkies. Just ask the cockroaches.

2024-08-16 23:34:11 UTC

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Crazy powerful, third fastest character but the up B was a major advantage for getting back from the edge.

2024-08-16 22:39:31 UTC

Bitcoin will fail because hot pockets are making a comeback and corn dogs are forever.

2024-08-16 22:35:21 UTC

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Yup.
People also don't get that convenience is costly and quality saves money.

2024-08-12 02:33:05 UTC

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They have to fortify the fruit with iron so the astronauts get their minerals, and they use magnetic plates to keep them from floating around.
They cover it in the space book astronauts have to read before going to space.

2024-08-12 01:59:51 UTC

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I know I'm the fart guy and my replies don't matter but that shit was crazy. I'm fucked up for watching it more than 7 times trying to see where the glass shatters to estimate how many inches away from death home boy was.
Also thanks for sharing, enjoy the sats.

2024-08-12 01:51:43 UTC

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15*

2024-08-12 01:51:13 UTC

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If its 10 groups of letters/numbers that have to go in order then not having one single string may be confusing.

2024-08-12 00:33:05 UTC

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Just saw the date, hope you come check out Damus again someday.

2024-08-12 00:29:24 UTC

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Welcome! Damus is a solid choice. Give them feedback and they'll get some badass audio features going.

2024-08-12 00:21:11 UTC

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Lol I wrote that in a confusing way my b.
What is the usefulness of the black locust tree?

2024-08-12 00:06:33 UTC

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So my current nsec can get a seed backup, but instead of words it'll be the above format?
Or do we still need to create a new nsec?

2024-08-12 00:01:22 UTC

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The CEO of MDMA has not submitted a bribe with the application for permission to help people.

2024-08-11 23:55:55 UTC

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@nprofile…hthk has made some good Nostr 101 stuff.

2024-08-11 23:40:47 UTC

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Those are the cat equivalent of puppy dog eyes.

2024-08-11 19:29:09 UTC

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Following hashtags of stuff you like is a good starting place. When you see notes with stuff you like you can follow that npub and check out who they follow. Getting a few hundred npubs to follow helps and you can follow more and follow less as needed.
Managing your relay list is a new paradigm for peeps coming over from the other platforms so that'll be something you can look into eventually.

2024-08-11 18:05:04 UTC

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Those thorns though.
What is their usefulness?

2024-08-11 18:03:40 UTC

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Its beautiful.

2024-08-11 15:00:39 UTC

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Luck favors the bold.

2024-08-11 10:56:45 UTC

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Hell ya! Knew a dude that made one out of an old life jacket.
Sewing is joining.

2024-08-09 03:09:58 UTC

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What client are you currently using?

2024-08-09 00:50:47 UTC

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Get some.

2024-08-08 11:28:45 UTC

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MSTR Bitcoin strategy. Need strong cash flows and an individual with majority control.

2024-08-08 11:02:38 UTC

Testing out wallet of satoshi for the first time. Would 10 plebs mind sending a 10 sat zap on this note to test if it's working after adding to my nostr profile?
Comment below if you do and I will zap you back 10 sats from my remaining Mutiny wallet balance (trying to empty that out).
#plebchain #asknostr

2024-08-08 10:40:58 UTC

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Take a tiny crystal of pink salt and drink it down like its a tiny vitamin. Then take a few more swigs of water. Do this when you wake up.

2024-08-06 19:53:35 UTC

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Nice. Thanks for the tip.
https://i.nostr.build/EagF05F7vBJygBHJ.png

2024-08-05 03:24:09 UTC

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Tried to zap this post but no dice. Will the proton wallet have lightening enabled?

2024-08-05 00:28:54 UTC

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This.
He knows media and how to spread content. Him saying something controversial and unprovable is a win-win for him.
Both the agree-with-him tribe and the disagree-with-him-and-here-is-why tribe spread his claim (that other people before him claimed).
Both benefit Tucker’s reach.

2024-07-31 11:37:09 UTC

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Have you tried laminating them?
Did wonders for my pokemon cards.

2024-07-30 22:14:31 UTC

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I love seeing old chainsaws still ripping.

2024-07-30 22:06:12 UTC

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Stihl. Nice.

2024-07-30 03:43:12 UTC

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Can you ban anything at all from Nostr? Thought the was the whole point...

2024-07-30 03:26:50 UTC

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Hard to fight for your freedom in an unfair fight.

2024-07-30 03:18:50 UTC

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Have you tried to nuke your relay list and add them back one at a time?

2024-07-30 03:07:56 UTC

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Wonder what the trillions of tax payer dollars have been spent on then...

2024-07-30 01:28:02 UTC

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What client?

2024-07-30 00:46:46 UTC

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Your apostrophes are flawless. You can't be real.

2024-07-29 22:07:43 UTC

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Interested in hearing your thoughts on the matter.

2024-07-27 19:00:16 UTC

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Some of those strippers really did like me though, they told me so.....wait.

2024-07-27 17:11:57 UTC

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Yeesh...any particular place worse about it than others?
Going to fine tune my vacation destinations list.

2024-07-27 16:40:13 UTC

Random positive note in see of complaining, register to be an organ donor!
You could save lives if you end up dead AF accidentally.

2024-07-24 01:53:49 UTC

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Niiiice.

2024-07-22 10:45:23 UTC

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Looks like the blue check from Twitter. I wonder if the Primal playbook is get acquired by Elon.

2024-07-22 03:56:34 UTC

Did the Joe's jpg for the profile pic get removed from where ever it was hosted?
#nevent1q…weqc

2024-07-21 23:04:32 UTC

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2 facts. Well played.

2024-07-21 22:36:42 UTC

Can someone steel woman the case for Harris as the President?

2024-07-21 20:44:46 UTC

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They wouldn't let me test, but they did let me pick which lollipop I wanted.

2024-07-21 20:21:28 UTC

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Joey B resigned because he wasnt invited to the Bitcoin Conference. The quick dip was him rage quitting his BTC stack.

2024-07-21 19:32:11 UTC

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John Cena hosted Shark Week so he is qualified to be VP.

2024-07-21 00:15:07 UTC

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Tap one of those icons on the right side middle (mutiny, alby, etc.)

2024-07-20 22:49:22 UTC

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Cookies.

2024-07-20 14:57:23 UTC

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Get on dat jay-train baby.

2024-07-20 13:16:56 UTC

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Bravo!

2024-07-13 17:10:43 UTC

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Zuts?

2024-07-09 11:38:26 UTC

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Good morning!

2024-07-09 01:04:28 UTC

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Typos too!

2024-07-03 10:52:19 UTC

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Old enough to party.

2024-06-29 10:48:37 UTC

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Touch sand.
🫡

2024-06-28 02:52:26 UTC

The main takeaway from this shit show is that I completely forgot about my habanero plant and two strawberry plants I bought a couple months ago.
Fuck.

2024-06-28 02:50:44 UTC

On a different note (nostr pun intended) had a youngin’ ride with me today.
Found out he will be a senior next year at my old high school.
He asked when I graduated.
I answered.
“I wasn’t even born yet”
……………..
It got better.
He then asked, and enunciated, “So how old aaarrrrreee you?”
………………
“I mean, how youuung are you?”
………………

2024-06-28 02:28:39 UTC

Uhh what are black jobs?

2024-06-27 00:19:29 UTC

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For the mother right? If so, what type(s) can she accept?

2024-06-23 14:20:25 UTC

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Lord I apologize.

2024-06-20 23:38:32 UTC

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Wait till they see how dope our bus stops are doe.

2024-06-05 11:20:06 UTC

Good morning.
Hopefully, when Bitcoin hits $1,000,000 bread does not hit $1,000.

2024-05-25 12:30:11 UTC

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I think this is the room in the movie Saw.

2024-04-17 11:31:22 UTC

Good morning.
Not feeling it today, but doing it anyway.
🫡

2024-04-16 11:13:02 UTC

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Npub + zapps = seat at the table

2024-04-14 00:31:33 UTC

We should kill each other less.

2024-04-12 11:37:47 UTC

Good morning.
The weekend cometh.

2024-04-11 13:46:39 UTC

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🫡

2024-04-09 13:11:57 UTC

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They say don’t meet your heroes, but I want to meet Smolz!

2024-04-07 19:52:40 UTC

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Clear cache maybe.

2024-04-04 13:15:01 UTC

Good morning.
Causality.

2024-04-03 11:50:27 UTC

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Haters gonna hate.

2024-03-27 10:40:30 UTC

Good morning.
Haters gonna hate.
Stackers gonna stack.

2024-03-15 02:18:56 UTC

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How do we de-arm arms?

2024-03-15 02:06:17 UTC

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That’s a really good point.
@npub1sg6…f63m created a legal defense fund to protect developers.
Is anyone creating a legal offense fund so Blackrock and JP Morgan can be held accountable for their crimes against humanity?

2024-03-08 23:05:24 UTC

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What does native Android mean? Is that like what they mean by bear metal?

2024-03-07 20:35:29 UTC

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It’s the first half of 42.

2024-03-06 12:43:14 UTC

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Have not done this yet but saved it from another user’s note:
https://digital-defense.io/

2024-02-18 15:39:42 UTC

Good morning Nostr.
“It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war.”
― Miyamoto Musashi
The next sentence is often forgotten.
"War sucks. Cinnamon rolls do not."
#nostr #wisdom #coffeechain

2024-02-17 13:34:33 UTC

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Does anyone have a list going?

2024-02-03 18:50:44 UTC

You don’t need permission to be healthy.
You don’t need permission to be happy.
You don’t need permission to spend your money.

2024-01-15 02:24:16 UTC

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🫡

2023-09-18 19:58:00 UTC

#asknostr #nostrplebs #nostr
Where do you go to search for answers when you want the results to be studies only?
When I search DuckDuckGo/Google I struggle to find information - just articles written to “debunk myths” on my behalf.