exist270

I've been missing since 2015. 🌴🌊🌅

#3D | #Drone | #Underwater | #Video | #Photo | #Web

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🎨 Art: https://exist270.com/art (540 followers)

🔓 UNLOCKED:
🍽️ Food: https://exist270.com/food (270 followers)
🟠 Bitcoin: https://exist270.com/bitcoin

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2026-03-27 06:50:44 UTC

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What happens when the #Bitcoin / #BTC price exceeds the number of Pokemon?

2026-03-27 05:33:01 UTC

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Where you been, bro? 🤔
Venezuela, Russia, China & India have all been settling oil trades in #Bitcoin for YEARS now. 💁‍♂️
Iran is a FAR later/lesser domino in the chain (even though Iran was 5% of the #BTC mining hashrate for a while there pre-war). 🤷‍♂️
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/russia-leans-cryptocurrencies-oil-trade-sources-say-2025-03-14/

2026-03-17 00:59:03 UTC

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It got worse in 2015. 💁‍♂️
It can do that again. 🤙

2026-03-17 00:57:32 UTC

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It's not "good". 💁‍♂️
It's just one of the newer ones, so it's easier to retrofit to make it appear "good". 🤙

2026-03-17 00:55:18 UTC

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All models will be broken. 🤙

2026-03-17 00:50:55 UTC

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Iran only produces ~4.5% of global oil supply. 💁‍♂️
Nuking the entire country wouldn't change a thing. 🤷‍♂️
Iran is completely irrelevant. 🤙

2026-03-17 00:46:48 UTC

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Now that it's above it, I'm more inclined to believe this statement. 🤙

2026-03-17 00:21:54 UTC

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1 in 5 Italian dudes do gay shit, sooo… 💁‍♂️
…I'm taking zero advice from them on what I should or shouldn't put in my mouth. 😏😂🤙

2026-03-15 07:00:41 UTC

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I hate Google, but that 3D map is kinda sexy. 🤙

2026-03-13 07:39:36 UTC

"Respect the lines or be disrespected by the lines" season is upon us once more. 💁‍♂️
If the lines fail… DRAW MORE LINES. 🤙
#Bitcoin / #BTC
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2026-03-13 06:38:38 UTC

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Related meme ammo. 🤙
#nevent1q…5zx6

2026-03-13 06:02:39 UTC

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This nigga kinda based for that one. 😏😂🤙

2026-03-13 05:57:53 UTC

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Turns out the "extraordinary slippage" was his back door getting SWAT breached. 😏😂

2026-03-13 05:55:03 UTC

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I love that meme. 😏😂
Here's a few more for you. 🤙
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https://blossom.primal.net/58832d437c2a1b2d0b2c9ac7ff7936562ea3dfc8e582ead278639ef9250ea7a8.jpg
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2026-03-13 05:42:39 UTC

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@nprofile…zjjn #WhereIsPegah
#nevent1q…lghm

2026-03-13 05:40:57 UTC

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AYO, fam. We're gonna need an update. 🥺
We're all stressing out over here. 🤙
#WhereIsPegah

2026-03-13 05:20:16 UTC

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Let's normalize not being a little bitch. 🤙

2026-03-13 05:17:27 UTC

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Let's normalize shutting the fuck up until something ships. 🤙

2026-03-13 05:07:39 UTC

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My #Bitcoin /#BTC full node IS running… 💁‍♂️
Try to FIND it. 🤙

2026-03-13 04:56:59 UTC

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ALLAH U AKBAR!!! 🍍🍕💥

2026-03-13 04:14:40 UTC

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Sure, why not. 🤙

2026-03-12 06:22:39 UTC

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BRO… I just copped an air fryer last week! 💁‍♂️
I challenge you to a duel. 🤙

2026-03-12 06:00:05 UTC

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They have a golden opportunity to make a wallet called the "MK Ultra". 🤙

2026-03-12 05:36:46 UTC

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Caucasians are a myth. 🤷‍♂️
Welcome to the family, my nigga. 🤙
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2026-03-12 05:23:59 UTC

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Very brave of you to come out of the closet like this, but…
https://blossom.primal.net/e137ef340e795b0218189c10faee7ec746a9da6b361c373a5d12321fb6cafcf5.jpg

2026-03-12 05:16:59 UTC

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Obvious end goal is obvious; Strategy being the largest company on Earth, collapsing the fiat bubble. 🤙

2026-03-02 20:01:17 UTC

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Well damn! 🙃
Seems the other platforms need to play catch up. 💁‍♂️
Might have to finally give it a try. 🤙

2026-03-02 12:11:53 UTC

Is there any way to toggle/filter reposts? 🤔
It seems like a useful feature; sometimes I like to see them for discoverability & other times they are annoying because I only want to see original content. 🤷‍♂️
Just a thought. 🤙
@nprofile…kclk @nprofile…794w

2026-03-02 12:03:38 UTC

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Portability across time is a property of & use case for money, you dumb fuck. 💁‍♂️
Your arrogance is actually insufferable. 🤙

2026-03-02 06:42:06 UTC

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If we build it, the government will use it. 🫠
Not a good idea at all. 🤙

2026-03-01 22:39:46 UTC

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These niggas are actually retarded; anyone trying to storm any embassy SHOULD be shot. 🤷‍♂️
Textbook FAFO. 🤙

2026-03-01 22:20:00 UTC

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I got so caught up in the philosophical premise that I COMPLETELY forgot to include that it should refer to #Bitcoin / #BTC & #Nostr directly as solutions/tools. 🤦‍♂️
Good catch. 🤙

2026-03-01 22:12:05 UTC

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You really expect someone to develop, build & test this in 1-2 days? 🤨
Good luck w/that. 🤙

2026-03-01 17:00:37 UTC

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Yes. 💁‍♂️
ChatGPT has just informed me that 2 + 2 = "You've reached your limit for using GPTs" 🤙

2026-03-01 16:56:46 UTC

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Them: "BuT THey'Re bOiLinG tHe oCEanS!!!" 😫
Me (an islander): "Nigga, how do you think my ancestors made fresh water?" 🤙

2026-03-01 16:50:17 UTC

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She is currently dick riding @nprofile…nj96 using reposts from 2 years ago, lol. 😏😂
The thirst is real. 🤙
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2026-03-01 16:45:47 UTC

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Damn nigga, let it go. 🤙

2026-03-01 16:43:39 UTC

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Accumulated it at a purchase price of $0. 🤙

2026-03-01 16:38:08 UTC

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He was wrong. 🤙
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2026-03-01 16:33:24 UTC

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#Bitcoin doesn't need to survive normies. 💁‍♂️
Normies need to survive #BTC. 🤙

2026-03-01 16:31:28 UTC

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Nobody is building it; nobody needs it. 💁‍♂️
Thinking you're smarter than #Bitcoin / #BTC is one of the leading indicators that you're retarded. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/1204aac640588747077c4977d06ac636bea5ef4dc0f71324b2141fbb8f425b0c.jpg

2026-03-01 16:21:11 UTC

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670% drawdown may be a #Bitcoin / #BTC record. 🫠
Even Mt. Gox / Terra-Luna / FTX only collapsed 100%. 💁‍♂️
You might be using leverage wrong, lol. 🤙

2026-03-01 15:57:35 UTC

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No worries; it was a great read w/some awesome concepts! 💁‍♂️
Thanks for the sats airdrop! 🤙

2026-03-01 15:51:58 UTC

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Is there a bounty for snitching? 🤔

2026-03-01 15:48:25 UTC

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I threw the database into AI. 💁‍♂️
It was like, "Nah bro, this shit is locked TF down". 🤷‍♂️
Bounty intact. 🤙

2026-03-01 13:55:15 UTC

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JEALOUS. 😭
*sigh*

2026-03-01 13:52:47 UTC

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Thanks! It was a pretty interesting read. 💁‍♂️
I'm all for anything to do with sovereign citizens & reduced government. 🤙

2026-03-01 12:33:10 UTC

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Title: "From Fiat Politics to Sound Governance" (should be in title case or uppercase).
Typos:
-"WE THE PEOPLE" has typo "PEPOLE" (and the "We the people" thing is pretty American & is repeated too redundantly).
-"Radially" should be "radically".
General:
-Tons of em dashes, which makes it feel AI generated.
-I'd simplify the language to 10th grade level (for ease of consumption).
-I'd also make it more succinct & to-the-point.
Formatting:
-Break lists up so the points aren't lost in a sea of text.
Basically, I'd go with similar to this below...
I hope it helps & good luck. 🤙
==========
FROM FIAT POLITICS TO SOUND GOVERNANCE
The Canadian National Guard
[V938,575]
SUMMARY:
Canadians are facing growing financial struggles because of an unfair government that uses fake money. Our country is at a turning point, and every person must choose how to respond. Problems like unfair economic practices, shrinking freedoms, and lower quality of life all come from one main issue: fake currency. This essay explains how Canada can move from a fake money system to a real money system. This change starts with each person. It gives citizens more power, brings back control to the people, and builds a society based on honesty and responsibility.
Three key ideas are covered:
1) Moving from politicians who take money to people who protect us,
2) Changes we all agree on that restore truth, freedom, and accountability, and
3) How good government returns when we take responsibility for our community and country.
EXTRACTION VS. PROTECTION:
In the fake money system, politicians steal wealth through taxes, rules, and money that loses value. They make money less valuable to fund government spending without limits. This creates a cycle where government grows too powerful, taking away rights like free speech, property ownership, and financial freedom.
Under a real money system, new leaders called Guardians protect freedom and rights. They guard natural, cultural, and economic resources without stealing from people. Guardians keep simple, clear rules that protect basic freedoms. Real money cannot be made up by the government, so spending stays under control. This lets people save, invest, and trade freely. Government’s role becomes smaller—it only handles community infrastructure and protects against threats from outside and inside the country.
TRUTH, LIBERTY & ACCOUNTABILITY:
The government only has power because the citizens give it. Our rights are not given by government; they come with us at birth. Government exists to protect these rights, not control or harm us. When government becomes too oppressive, the citizens must act to fix it. By working together, Canadians can force changes that put power back in our hands and stop government from taking money without being held accountable.
Here are three changes we must make:
1) Restore Truth: End money inflation by using a real money system. This cuts government size, makes life cheaper for everyone, and encourages saving.
2) Restore Liberty: End income taxes, carbon taxes, property taxes, and capital gains taxes. Canadians deserve to keep what they earn, own property, and avoid unfair taxes that take 30-50% of their income.
3) Restore Accountability:
- Create a special team to track every tax dollar spent since 2010 and investigate politicians who broke trust.
- Build a court system free from political influence to punish politicians who commit fraud or betrayal.
CIVIC DUTY:
Our path to freedom starts with taking personal responsibility through civic duty.
Civic duty means doing what we owe our community and country to keep society working well. Change won’t happen unless citizens take responsibility and act to make needed changes.
Fake money that government can print is like a cancer in our country. We must use our power to stop it. By using real money instead of fake money, we give power back to people and bring back truth, freedom, and justice in Canada.
Freedom means not being controlled by strict rules or unfair taxes. Justice means applying laws fairly so people get what’s right. Under fake money systems, government has grown too powerful and has destroyed freedom and twisted justice. We have a duty to act and end the cycle of corruption and harm that’s hurt our country for 15 years. We must claim our power and make changes that fix our situation.
Saving in real money helps us keep energy and build wealth that won’t lose value to inflation. This simple action limits government power and restores balance. By working together through local groups, teaching our communities, and telling politicians about needed changes, we regain control to make real progress.
Civic duty means sharing knowledge with others, supporting leaders who act right, and checking if groups are fair. Starting with learning about money and choosing to save in real money; money that can’t be changed or taken away. When we work together with shared values of freedom and rights, we peacefully end tyranny. As we unite, we build a Canada where responsibility creates more wealth and brings back truth, freedom, and justice by cutting taxes while making sure government fixes the harm it caused in the last 15 years.
CALL TO ACTION:
Every Canadian should save in real money. Strong Canadians should join the Canadian National Guard. If we don’t act, we could lose freedom forever. Together, WE THE PEOPLE can fix our country. Share this essay with friends, family, and online. Email it or post it on social media. For more information, contact CanadianNationalGuard1@Protonmail.com.
May God bless Canada as we restore truth, freedom, justice, and prosperity for all.

2026-03-01 11:26:15 UTC

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I'm just saying… 🤷‍♂️
3 for 3 feels more strategic than random. 💁‍♂️
Tune in next month to see if we go 4 for 4. 🤙

2026-03-01 11:17:04 UTC

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Perhaps, but I don't think so. 🤙

2026-03-01 11:13:56 UTC

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Holy fucking shit that looks banging. 🤤🤙

2026-03-01 11:04:45 UTC

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I'm just saying…
Seems a little bit suspicious. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/2dc42229aae24891321e951d45665af9c4083404e5b86075ee553aaf0a7584ce.gif

2026-03-01 10:50:34 UTC

🚨 CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME 🚨
Trump kidnapping Presidents & putting motherfuckers on t-shirts the past few months got me thinking. What is the common thread that connects all of these people? 🤔
January - Maduro kidnapped in his jammies:
https://blossom.primal.net/d2c987f44649666b73b0ca6234b36afac13c1834eb736ead1cd7c18a7233d2bd.png
February - El Mencho sent to the great fiesta in the sky:
https://blossom.primal.net/fd98b152a846977934cff0a5e709e1c4574f2d48abfe14822dcc07ae2b4645f6.png
March - Khamenei finally meets his 72 virgins:
https://blossom.primal.net/e5bc086505cb5bf11bc39d115cfb7a44343c4074e38452cb1bf97d5287eecad8.png
Then I REALLY started thinking...
There are actually TWO ways for the #US to reach the targeted 5% of the #Bitcoin supply:
1. Buy 5% of the #BTC network (annoying, costly & not Chad-like at all). 🥱
OR…
2. Kidnap/Kill the primary keyholders of major entities who have been stacking sats so that their coins are rendered unmovable & are effectively burned (plus bonus points because you're taking out enemies of The State anyway). 😈
This shit is about to get wicked, #Nostr fam. 🤙

2026-02-28 20:07:05 UTC

I go AFK for 24 hours & all of a sudden the #US / #Israel vs. #Iran shit kicked off?! 🫠
I set up an algo search on Twitter to keep tabs on it & there is this one Iranian #Military tracker account that is posting ABSOLUTE BANGERS; trolling in realtime during an active conflict. 💁‍♂️
I actually laughed at some of the them because the concept is so fucking surreal & absurd that I'm actually in disbelief that is a real timeline. 🤡🌍
What a time to be alive (until the nukes start flying). 🤙
https://x.com/IRIran_Military
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2026-02-26 16:51:03 UTC

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What's ACTUALLY surprising is how bitch-made some of the people that are holding the hardest money in the universe are. 💁‍♂️
There are no gatekeepers; there are those who believe & those that don't. 🤷‍♂️
Choose wisely. 🤙

2026-02-26 10:39:18 UTC

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I shall call this the "Jane Street Airdrop".
Thanks for the free sats at the picobottom, @nprofile…q9m3. 🤙
#nevent1q…pytp

2026-02-26 10:34:50 UTC

Jane Street was algo dumping #Bitcoin / #BTC everyday @ 10am (Eastern Time) for MONTHS & they just got busted & sued. They have turned the algos off (and deleted all their tweets, which isn't suspicious in the slightest) because they are now under investigation by the SEC. 😏😂
https://blossom.primal.net/42792e698fb454dc857c95863cab6e206ebedbb70933613510579a1033d636e9.png
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We are about to fucking RIP straight to $400K. 🤙
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2026-02-25 12:08:08 UTC

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I can say whatever the fuck I want & people tip me for it. 🤙

2026-02-25 10:51:46 UTC

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You gotta put the buzzbot tag & amount in the original post. 💁‍♂️
Only engagement on the tagged post counts. 🤙

2026-02-25 10:19:31 UTC

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I'm sovereign; I don't submit anything to anyone, nigga. 🤙

2026-02-18 05:35:51 UTC

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Bro's got fucking platforms fighting over which one gets to be the one to embed his content to the #Nostr protocol. 🥹
Epic shit. 🤙
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2026-01-24 13:55:33 UTC

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I disagree.
A country's laws have HISTORICALLY dictated the value of its currency.
However, we're moving into a 4th turning where the status quo will be obliterated (like usual, but in an unprecedented way this time due to cyclical frequency amplification).
You should remain open to the concept that moving forward, the common currency ( #Bitcoin / #BTC ) will be the thing that FORCES the relative measurement of the value of the laws themselves.
Bad laws = No demand. Good laws = High demand.
Price adjusts accordingly; you are not preparing for THE "black swan" scenario (which is actually the most entertaining outcome because it forces global meritocracy on a fundamental level). 🤙

2026-01-24 09:00:37 UTC

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Booty call. 😏😂🤙

2026-01-24 08:57:45 UTC

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Yeah, I noticed it ~1 week ago & can't unsee it now.
🫣
The Great Rotation will be absolutely glorious. 🤙

2026-01-24 08:47:41 UTC

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#BisexualTunes 😏😂🤙

2026-01-24 08:36:59 UTC

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It will… until it won't. 🤙
#nevent1q…se77

2026-01-24 08:32:05 UTC

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If you genuinely believe that #Bitcoin / #BTC is ever going to see $30K again…
…I'm gonna need your weed dealer's number. 🤙

2026-01-24 08:27:19 UTC

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Is this "SILBER" in the room with us now? 😏😂
Might have to start using that in everyday speech. 🤙

2026-01-24 08:23:56 UTC

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#TheSlappening will continue until morale improves. 💁‍♂️
Morale only improves once everyone has been completely battered & there is nowhere left to go but up. 🤙
#nevent1q…se77

2026-01-22 10:18:14 UTC

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Can you share what your boyfriend/husband said in order to land you? 🥹🙏
Y'know… THE thing. 🥰🫠
I'm kind of interested now & I find that seeing concrete examples of things that do work is always a better illustration than getting shown things that don't. 🤷‍♂️
Cheers. 🤙

2026-01-21 01:20:48 UTC

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✅ Lit.
✅ Pretty.

2026-01-21 00:58:09 UTC

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@nprofile…5zna is an actual beast when it comes to the whole spectrum of those interests; TONS of experience in the industry too. 🧠
@nprofile…26we is the Li'l Wayne of Nostr when it comes to work ethic; MFer has 2-3 new tracks everytime I check (he currently has NINE tracks on the top 40 on Wavlake including features). 🦾
I would also check the new/trending/featured artists on @nprofile…jy0c regularly for the ones that are killing it in realtime. 📝
Good luck, #Nostr fam! 🤙

2026-01-21 00:56:20 UTC

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@nprofile…5zna is an actual beast when it comes to the whole spectrum of those interests; TONS of experience in the industry too. 🧠
@nprofile…26we is the Li'l Wayne of #Nostr when it comes to work ethic; MFer has 2-3 new tracks everytime I check (he currently has NINE tracks on the top 40 on Wavlake including features). 🦾
I would also check the new/trending/featured artists on @nprofile…jy0c regularly for the ones that are killing it in realtime. 📝
Good luck, #Nostr fam! 🤙

2026-01-21 00:06:37 UTC

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Absolutely brilliant. 🤙

2026-01-21 00:06:07 UTC

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This is possibly one of the greatest pieces of #branding I've seen lately for an #Indie #music #artist. 😏😂
Check him out, #Nostr fam. 🤙

2026-01-20 12:20:50 UTC

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A golden opportunity was missed to make your artist name "Sim Card". 😏😂
Welcome to #Nostr, fam. 🤙

2026-01-20 06:09:44 UTC

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🧐🤔
#nevent1q…0eqz

2026-01-20 05:09:42 UTC

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You could always put your cold storage in a condom & use it as a butt plug. 💁‍♂️
Where there's a will, there's a way. 🤙

2026-01-19 16:59:53 UTC

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Is this basically a wokeness score? 🧐
Seems like a wokeness score. 🤙

2026-01-19 16:53:28 UTC

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Here's some more fuel for the hopium fire. 🤙
#nevent1q…se77

2026-01-19 16:24:51 UTC

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Hell fucking yeah!!! 🥳
This will accelerate the consolidation, collapse & Great Rotation to #Bitcoin / #BTC . 💁‍♂️
LFG. 🤙

2026-01-19 16:17:45 UTC

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Shame the kids disappeared. 😔
What's the point if you're not raising babies? 🤷‍♂️
We've become too selfish. 🤙

2026-01-19 15:59:47 UTC

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I subscribe to their YouTube & noticed the notifs kicking off again. 🤦‍♂️
Truly insane content. 🤙

2026-01-19 15:56:38 UTC

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Love. 🤙

2026-01-19 08:33:31 UTC

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I hit you up about this a while back, but life got chaotic for a while there.
I'm down though. 🤙

2026-01-17 06:31:15 UTC

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Leaving the criminals a physical decoy wallet is DEVIOUS work. 😏😂
GG; well played. 🤙

2026-01-17 06:25:55 UTC

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It's not confusing…
…but it IS uncouth. 🤙

2026-01-16 15:38:25 UTC

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My time horizon is… 💁‍♂️
…the natural lifespan of people that haven't even been conceived yet. 🤷‍♂️
I set up a family office/trust. 🤙

2026-01-16 13:41:48 UTC

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Cool tables. 💁‍♂️
Too bad they're not #Bitcoin / #BTC tables. 🤙

2026-01-16 13:29:18 UTC

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Nah, I just thought it was pretty funny because everything EXCEPT for #Bitcoin / #BTC is a Ponzi/pyramid. 💁‍♂️
#Bitcoin is truth in a world built on lies. 🤙
CC: @nprofile…uy9l

2026-01-16 12:36:02 UTC

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Ayoooo, WTF am I looking at here?! 🧐
I've never seen gardening shoes in the wild before. 💁‍♂️
That shit is DIFFERENT. 🤙

2026-01-16 11:53:16 UTC

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Yeah, fuck it… 💁‍♂️
Count me in. 🤙
CC: @nprofile…eatg

2026-01-16 11:29:41 UTC

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🚨 SPOILER ALERT 🚨
He isn't. 🤙

2026-01-16 11:26:53 UTC

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So what you're saying is… 🤔
…this is a statistically phenomenal place to buy #Bitcoin / #BTC . 💁‍♂️
Noted. 🤙

2026-01-16 11:01:55 UTC

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It's 2026 & #Bitcoin / #BTC is being gentrified by boomers on #WallStreet . 🤷‍♂️
All bets are off, bro. 🤙

2026-01-16 10:42:48 UTC

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨
New #ShmurdaCapital Q1 2026 #Bitcoin / #BTC report just dropped. 😏😂🤙
#nevent1q…8f2t

2026-01-16 10:36:51 UTC

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🚨 THE GREAT ROTATION 🚨
I put the homies in the group chat on to the #Gold / #Silver charts & now they're all saying it's gonna be the highest volume " #ChainSnatching season " of all time; I think this is their internal codename for a Q1 2026 precious metals → #blockchain arbitrage. 🥇🥈
https://blossom.primal.net/ea1e6d692e48af782e05fc3c14e043739d015806649297ca246f6c23978b7bfd.webp
One of them said, "I can't get booked for dis shit, cuz I ain't goin' back", so I'm assuming they're going to be running a dual #TWAP / #VWAP strategy for accumulation to keep their orderbook footprint minimal & reduce the risk of roundtripping the trade due to volatility; these guys are definitely sophisticated market participants. 🧐
They also said that they're gonna "stash the racks" in #Bitcoin to "duck the Feds", so I'm assuming that they are using the capital gains structure to defer & reduce their IRS tax obligations. 💁‍♂️
My #HoodAnalyst team over at #ShmurdaCapital assured me that they are all #HoodCertified ( via a handshake contract called a "dap", which is legally binding in #NewYork ) & that they are also "valid in any street". I'm pretty sure this also pertains to Wall St., but I've yet to do my due diligence on that (they seem like pretty chill guys though & they invited me to the cookout this weekend, so I trust them). In any event, they are rarely wrong about such metrics, but I verified the data anyway & it's legit. 🤷‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/a7f89e20b7fd71abe3bdbfbbf2417554bf06acae58f49a4398b4509124dc4c12.png
Finally, they told me to tell everyone on #Nostr to "NEVER fade the homies" & to "tuck your chain, li'l bitch"; I'm pretty sure this means that their conviction rate is high & they are encouraging everyone to get their #BTC off of exchanges (and into cold storage). 🧊
Do with this info what you will. 🤙
#nevent1q…7yay

2026-01-16 09:08:52 UTC

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A devious little voice in my head just whispered, "Now, do #Silver in #Bitcoin / #BTC terms" & I obliged. 😈
Fascinating behavior. 🤙
#nevent1q…7yay

2026-01-16 09:00:44 UTC

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🚨 THE GREAT ROTATION 🚨
There has NEVER been an opportunity this good to sell #Silver for #Bitcoin / #BTC … 🤯
Do with this info what you will. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/08f5fc0a7dccbdbef195cd29a1bcb306059e8045478ee7a208b34d8f4e44615d.png
https://blossom.primal.net/a68d92981e0ebedc5373c64a7cb5ac84854becd3a67ba0758356c6dbd92979dd.png
#nevent1q…kx4s

2026-01-16 05:41:56 UTC

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Coming up on year 25. 🥳
A different breed. 🤙