exist270

I've been missing since 2015. 🌴🌊🌅

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🎨 Art: https://exist270.com/art

🍽️ Food: https://exist270.com/food

🟠 Bitcoin: https://exist270.com/bitcoin

Public Key

npub1dja4taqf6kxwajv3a6cmf2s80yc705rc6eya5enp9ppfhdnmdyxq6mycku

NIP-05 Address

@exist270.com

Profile Code

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2026-07-21 11:10:26 UTC

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✅ First they ignore you.
✅ Then they laugh at you.
✅ Then they fight you.
⬜ Then you win.
Saxophones getting REAL loud for Core. 🎷
Keep it up, brother. 🤙

2026-07-21 11:02:23 UTC

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I GOT MOTION. 🤙
https://youtu.be/HJ0V5txmJEc

2026-07-20 03:30:00 UTC

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116-year-old cake is still cake. 🤙

2026-07-20 01:50:51 UTC

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A lore was done. 🤙

2026-07-15 05:49:25 UTC

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A FOURTH link for the blacklist: "primaldrop dot org". 🤙
Bumping every time until addressed. 🤙
@nprofile…uz3y @nprofile…2zdt
nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqm9m2h6qn4vvamyerm43kj4qw7f3ulg834jfmfnxz2zznwm8k6gvqqs08zpnmu9u706uv9xyg4yc5nndvahktxv0aj3nu4rtuqzaekgs0gcsn8jam

2026-07-15 01:34:52 UTC

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It can't be particularly hard to filter "bit dot ly slash primalnet", no? 💁‍♂️
Seems like an easy fix & it'd be good to have a malicious link filter anyway (maybe even add "Malicious Link" to your Reporting reasons).
I can mute it myself, but that doesn't help everyone else. 🤙
@nprofile…uz3y @nprofile…2zdt

2026-07-12 14:11:40 UTC

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There's no algo on #Nostr, so you need to curate your own feeds. You can use the Advanced Search function to make custom discovery feeds pretty easily. It's an absolute gamechanger for putting interesting people on your radar based on your interests. 💁‍♂️
Feel free to ask if you need any other help. 🤙
#nevent1q…dlvn

2026-07-12 14:08:45 UTC

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It'd fall apart MUCH sooner than that, my friend. 💁‍♂️
Try claiming #Bitcoin / #BTC w/o keys. 🤙

2026-07-12 14:06:33 UTC

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Not the same logic; you CAN claim abandoned real estate. 💁‍♂️
Try claiming #Bitcoin / #BTC w/o the keys tho. 🤙

2026-07-12 11:11:49 UTC

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I explained already; people aren't lending to governments anymore, so they're going to have to print money until their eyes bleed. 💁‍♂️
Bye bye, fiat. 🤙
#nevent1q…2vfv

2026-07-11 09:39:36 UTC

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FYI: You can make this an actual link by adding "http://" or "https://" to the front of the domain. 💁‍♂️
You're welcome in advance. 🤙

2026-07-08 19:42:28 UTC

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Short version:
The shit is hitting the fan & your politicians are actively trying to imprison you. 🫠
Be ready for terrible times. 🤙

2026-07-08 15:52:51 UTC

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1. Start posting on here more.
2. Freely give expertise/advice away.
3. Share glimpses into your life.
4. Provide anecdotes/insights.
5. Encourage others.
Put profound ideas out into the #Nostr universe & the sats will come. 💁‍♂️
If that doesn't work, shitpost hella #Bitcoin / #BTC memes. 🤙

2026-07-08 15:36:24 UTC

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FUCK IT, @nprofile…3nvp. 😏😂
Your zap unlocked it. 🤙
#nevent1q…6hlg

2026-07-08 15:31:51 UTC

🍔 Air Fryer "Mexican BBQ" Cheeseburger 🍔
This easily scales depending on your needs (I typically use a whole ~500g package of ground beef to yield a burger for 2 the size of a dinner plate) & yes… I usually just eat the entire thing myself. 🤤💁‍♂️
1. Fold taco seasoning into ground beef (until homogenous).
2. Toast bread in air fryer (add cheddar toward the end to melt).
3. Form ½" thick burger patty, spritz w/olive oil & air fry @190°C (15min; flip halfway).
4. Assemble toppings (whatever you like) & enjoy.
Enjoy, #Nostr fam. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/9106b7d649d431314599819f3684f3156d5da7fda1ccba262e2718889f052791.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/aaef598e84d3bca662722af7a5124cd971dbb0422c4f9724512bd422a395dc78.jpg
Cost (this actual burger):
Ground Beef: ~$2.50
Sesame Flatbread Bun: ~$0.85
Sharp Cheddar Cheese: ~$0.50
Taco Seasoning: ~$0.20
Tomato: ~$0.15
Lettuce: ~$0.20
BBQ Sauce: ~$0.10
Total: ~$4.50
#Food #Foodstr #Recipe #ZapCooking #FatKidShit

2026-07-08 12:19:34 UTC

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As a Western-native "brown" who moved to the East over a decade ago to escape the complete lack of fair treatment, opportunities, humanization & standard of living available to my white peers… 💁‍♂️
…enjoy the other side of the minority coin, gang. 😏😂
Niggas don't feel sorry for you one bit. 🤙

2026-07-08 09:16:48 UTC

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Not just that, either; #Europe is ACTUALLY fucked. 🫠
They are losing their grip, so they are enacting broad-stroke Orwellian mandates whose aims are to quell the inevitable uprisings that will ensue when everyone realizes that what they have been promised their entire lives was all a lie. 💁‍♂️
Ask yourself: Are these the actions of a powerful entity that is fully in control, or of one that knows the end is nigh & are fighting tooth & nail to maintain their grip over narrative & people's lives to keep the scam going? 🤷‍♂️
I'm sure you'll reach the correct conclusion. 🤙
#nevent1q…5a5n
#nevent1q…ymvq

2026-07-08 08:58:17 UTC

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Rising interest rates are just the symptom; the underlying cause of that is nobody wanting to buy paper promises from untrustworthy, thieving assholes anymore. 🤷‍♂️
This is just a chart of the market deciding to reject the governmental "trust me bro" status quo & ditching those quicksand castles in search of solid bedrock to build on. 💁‍♂️
I don't blame them; I applaud it. 🤙

2026-07-08 08:44:07 UTC

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🚨 IT'S SO FUCKING OVER 🚨
The death spiral in the global bond market has been playing out almost exactly as I predicted ~1yr ago.
https://blossom.primal.net/66e0e40c76e67915a79d31bd86db23449a45b8e38c3d8f2fb8ee147ac07a382f.png
✅ #Japan has blown up even more (2 nukes). 💥💥
✅ #Germany & #Europe have now blown up (Nord Stream). 💥
⬜ #USA has ~1yr left (I know I said this 1yr ago; they fought hard). 💣
@nprofile…u7e3 is still right; NOTHING STOPS THIS TRAIN. 🚅
You were warned ~1yr ago & prices are even more accommodating than ever to get your #Bitcoin / #BTC accumulation up to >85% of your net worth; don't say you haven't been warned… AGAIN. 🤷‍♂️
Don't let the fiat debt bubble Ponzi stretch your holes, #Nostr fam. 🫠
See you another year from now for the final funeral. 🤙
#nevent1q…ekpt

2026-07-07 12:59:00 UTC

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I always keep a case of ramen right next to my desk. 🍜
Never forget where you can go back to. 🤙

2026-07-07 03:02:00 UTC

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This aesthetic is FIRE. 🤙

2026-07-04 13:02:39 UTC

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The messages are always the same or similar; gotta be a way to flag the copy/links they use & blacklist them, right? 🤷‍♂️
Good luck bot hunting. 🤙
#nevent1q…wusk

2026-07-03 16:21:27 UTC

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I mean… new, unfamiliar experiences can definitely be pretty awesome sometimes. 💁‍♂️
Enjoy the unknown. 🤙

2026-07-03 16:19:47 UTC

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Not at all; I'm just here for the lolz. 😏😂
Carry on. 🤙

2026-07-03 12:32:01 UTC

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Scam bot accounts. Had 3 separate ones say the same thing to me earlier this week. 🤷‍♂️
Lemme guess… account only has one post? 🫠
I reported them all. 🤙

2026-06-26 07:03:27 UTC

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Mine were SUPER stripped down though. Simple slices of tomato, sharp cheddar, a little taco seasoning & a few spritzes of oilve oil; more of a "Mexican" pizza.
Sorry for the trash pic; it was super late/dark. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/5ba00dc4596813e123c50ef899d14f31e5acdf6a60094481127557bc334a4957.png

2026-06-25 21:16:08 UTC

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I made those like 2 days ago! 🤤
SO good. 🤙

2026-06-24 17:10:02 UTC

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🚨 ON THE GREAT ROTATION 🚨
I FUCKING DARE YOU TO GIVE ME $60-53K #BTC, COCKSUCKERS. 🫪
I WILL BLEED YOU DRY. I WILL SELL YOUR MOTHER TO BUY MORE #BITCOIN. I WILL DO INSURANCE FRAUD TO PURCHASE MORE SATS. I WILL SET YOUR DOG ON FIRE & SELL THE MEAT OFF A FUCKING VIETNAMESE STREET CART IN HANOI AND CHARGE #XBT FOR THE TRANSACTION. 🫪
COME AT ME BRO. 🤙
#nevent1q…v7av
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2026-06-24 16:28:17 UTC

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🚨 ON THE GREAT ROTATION 🚨
Oh, your #Bitcoin / #BTC longs got taken out? 🫪
Thanks for the cheap sats, gang; you're never getting that shit back. 🤷‍♂️
RIP BOZOS. 🤙
#nevent1q…smzg
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2026-06-24 04:41:14 UTC

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Brave Browser does this, in addition to a TON of other privacy & productivity things. 💁‍♂️
You can even block standard ads, then get paid for curated ads & swap their token out for #Bitcoin / #BTC in their integrated wallet; they basically make the internet less annoying, then pay you for it. 😏
Everyone should use Brave. 🤙
#nevent1q…rpky

2026-06-23 13:15:39 UTC

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Just wait until the market opens in 15 mins. 😏😂
Shit's gonna be a movie. 🤙
#nevent1q…hzxc

2026-06-23 12:30:36 UTC

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🚨 ON THE #SPACEX SCAM 🚨
Pre-market trading saw #SPCX trading below the IPO price & it also printed a fresh low. 😏😂
This is genuinely the funniest case of rug-pulling for exit liquidity in modern times & I am enjoying the fuck out of watching it in real-time. 🫠
One hour until price discovery (to the downside). 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/72c64439ce07d2eb93e5449718a4591ca83db73d5f0ab2b04315dbdcf83a4f8a.png
#nevent1q…0cna

2026-06-23 11:21:33 UTC

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🚨 ON THE GREAT ROTATION 🚨
I've taken my new macro #Bitcoin weekly bottom indicator (circa 2026), modified it slightly & integrated it with my main universal indicator (circa 2020-2026). 💁‍♂️
Now every yellow vertical band indicates the most oversold weeks in history (shown in real-time); it's pretty amazing how writing a little bit of code can ensure generational wealth for your entire bloodline. 👑
If you're not buying #BTC here, you're gonna regret that shit. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/67020931fd69028608f64f2d923de000590599b57720bbadd8d2d9db81dce2a0.png
#nevent1q…8uaf

2026-06-23 09:42:51 UTC

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🚨 ON THE GREAT ROTATION 🚨
I coded an algorithmic indicator that highlights macro #Bitcoin / #BTC bottom zones (on weekly timeframes) based on a confluence of 4 metrics (sorry, but I'm not gonna give away the special sauce). 💁‍♂️
It hasn't missed a bottom zone since 2015 & it is currently firing, so do what you please w/that info. 🤷‍♂️
At this point, they're gonna have to go ahead & launch the fucking nukes if they want lower prices. 💥
I don't make the rules; I just report them. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/1836e38e4b90c3b036bdae5b453dbf99feed8707676358f638d0652ab155ceff.png
#nevent1q…0cna

2026-06-23 05:14:15 UTC

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He works for MI6 & government never stops printing; bro just buys a new one on arrival. 😏😂
This is why we #Bitcoin / #BTC. 🤙

2026-06-23 04:50:51 UTC

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The video is just black for me; wish I could see the preview to give feedback. 😭
Very cool project though. 🤙

2026-06-22 13:58:52 UTC

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🚨 ON THE GREAT ROTATION 🚨
It took exactly 10 minutes for #SpaceX / #SPCX to take out the lows from the prior session. 🤷‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/d9d097fe6ee6643a70d367dde90def81a14fafd8539c0e027d3cb5d1c31d3a36.png
Simultaneously, #Bitcoin / #BTC is going vertical & has reclaimed $65K & also its support zone. 💁‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/bbe10a59209694a819eb59eb9e3ae164d2b68e9696f805bc0bc2b32747b1590d.png
…but nobody could've POSSIBLY seen this coming, RIGHT? 😏😂
Happy #BlackMonday, #Nostr fam. 🤙
#nevent1q…7s89

2026-06-21 15:13:08 UTC

🚨 ON THE GREAT ROTATION 🚨
Nothing in life is guaranteed, so it'd certainly be "a shame" & "totally unexpected" if:
1. #SPX has topped (#AI & #SpaceX popped the bubble).
https://blossom.primal.net/574f8886f38ba14deb6e1f13d3205cfcb4055e19b2b61e3cda4be7172fd8ca06.png
2. #Gold has topped (nobody wants the shiny rocks).
https://blossom.primal.net/1f7f4256a8e54dabcadb3c99c5f81a563b9a0f64f75f3276159b979d604ef9ec.png
3. #BTC has bottomed (everyone is calling for lower).
https://blossom.primal.net/5aaa8cfb9bee56103dea4056114aed93498b3999f715b49d057441af147c56e3.png
Yup… it'd certainly be totally "weird" & "unexpected" if the EXACT top of "The Everything Bubble" coincided with the EXACT bottom of #Bitcoin, right at the EXACT moment that everyone in #TradFi starts smelling smoke & looking for the exits. 💁‍♂️
Nope… nobody would expect that at all… 🤷‍♂️
…or a Black Monday Black Swan. 🤙

2026-06-21 06:53:45 UTC

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Bro is just chilling in a rice paddy. 🤙

2026-06-21 06:52:22 UTC

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You've still got time to delete this, gang. 🤙

2026-06-20 08:49:56 UTC

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↑ This applies to ALL departments of ALL governments. 💁‍♂️
Everything is a scam. 🤙

2026-06-20 08:42:26 UTC

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BRO NEVER EVEN SOLD; #Bitcoin / #BTC will NEVER go to zero. 🤙

2026-06-20 07:46:57 UTC

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I don't do reposts, but I WILL do a full-clip #Bitcoin / #BTC meme dump. 💁‍♂️
Enjoy the firehose. 🤙
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2026-06-19 08:39:08 UTC

🚨🏦 ON THE FED 🏦🚨
https://blossom.primal.net/735111ce7f6b692b0d5f6e9c798f1bcd90511b5edc254a14db71bee063af1077.png
"GOOD DAY."
As is tradition, I was watching this #FOMC meeting split-screened w/the #Bitcoin / #BTC chart & had a sudden realization. 💡
Despite everything Kevin Warsh said about "Task Forces" & "Price Stability" & "Forward Guidance" (etc.), the Fed still only has 2 levers:
1. Raising/lowering interest rates.
2. Quantitative easing/tightening.
No matter how much jargon they throw at you, that's the only power they actually have & those two things are actually completely uncorrelated to inflation. 🤷‍♂️
The energy shock created by #Iran fucking around in the Strait of Hormuz reaffirmed the fact that the equilibrium between supply & demand is still the ONLY thing that actually dictates prices. 💁‍♂️
The Fed has NOTHING to do with inflation, because they haven't been able to get inflation to target in 15 years; they will not magically be able to do it by replacing their figurehead. All they can do is psyop people into believing that they have influence in order to spur an emotional reaction that is closer to their desired market outcomes. 🫠
The ENTIRE institution is nothing but theater all the way down. 🎭
We will win when we finally stop listening to these fucks. 🤙

2026-06-19 07:48:59 UTC

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You're giving yourselves WAY too much credit; us #Bitcoin / #BTC holders are just genuinely in disbelief that so many retards could actually organize themselves themselves into a community. 😏😂
Have Fun Staying Poor, faggots. 🤙

2026-06-19 07:45:36 UTC

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You just snitched on yourself w/this bad faith, low-IQ argument. 😏😂
That's how YOU say I value it, but I actually value it in a plethora of different ways. Even still, #Bitcoin / #BTC is objectively more valuable than #BitcoinCash #BCH when measured in ANYTHING. 💁‍♂️
Measure it in gold, houses or unicorns, it's the exact same result & the fact that you don't understand denomination says a lot about you. 🤷‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/2d712984bb72d525885393b34067a053946274d30e24d0abe102a2e3d979c99e.png
And how's that real world spending going? There are single #BTC transactions that eclipse ALL value settled in #BCH in a day. 💁‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/8fbb05aa431f345a57a8ea9f2199b4905e3ba6de0c1abb5916edf154b9df47f1.png
You are clearly retarded, but that's OK because somebody has to fill out the left side of the bell curve; that's your purpose in life & I appreciate you for it. Without people like you, the intelligent ones wouldn't have a benchmark for how much we're winning, so thanks for that. 🤷‍♂️
On every single metric, Bitcoin wins; Have Fun Staying Poor. 🤙
#nevent1q…s0dv

2026-06-18 19:23:59 UTC

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Since when did people in #Bitcoin / #BTC become such pussies? 🫠
Here we are, sitting @ ~$62K & the timeline is in absolute shambles (when everyone should be looking at this & recognizing it for the generational entry that it is). 🤦‍♂️
Could we go down to $50K? Sure. 💁‍♂️
Do I give a single, solitary fuck? No. 🤷‍♂️
I understand what I'm holding & I know my worth; conviction is the cost of entry to elitism. 🎟️
Man/Woman the fuck up, #Nostr fam. 🤙
#nevent1q…wg9t

2026-06-18 16:53:19 UTC

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Fundamental design/architecture. Security profile. Network effects. Market cap. Adoption. Usage. You know... ACTUAL real-world metrics; price is a downstream side-effect of all these things. 💁‍♂️
Your opinion is subjectively-based & wrong. 🫠
My opinion is objectively-based & simply true. 🤷‍♂️
Fuck how you feel. 🤙

2026-06-18 14:29:17 UTC

#BCH / #BitcoinCash has already failed & anyone arguing against that is, in fact, a retard. 😏😂
Embrace #BTC / #Bitcoin or Have Fun Staying Poor. 🤙
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2026-06-18 09:03:24 UTC

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If #Bitcoin / #BTC is doing what I think it's doing… 👀
https://blossom.primal.net/d1dfd7ccb195dd99d506abab28af4ee32676c1b4fe9be9c572dea6e3920df571.png
…then this is like watching a Picasso being painted in real-time. 🥹
This setup is an actual thing of beauty, #Nostr fam. 🤙
#nevent1q…fjhv

2026-06-16 19:14:50 UTC

Anyone who knows me IRL is aware that I fucking HATE #NewYork. Not just #NewYorkCity; the entire fucking shithole state. We could delete it off the map & I genuinely think the world would be a better off place for it. 💁‍♂️
That being said… I don't even watch sports, but I wanted the #Knicks to win the #NBA Championship for no other reason than I knew #NYC would turn into Gotham fucking City… 😏😂
…AND THEY DID NOT DISAPPOINT. 🤙
https://youtu.be/RiUArqPxreU

2026-06-08 15:57:35 UTC

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The leveraged #Crypto Twitter degens spent the past few days jumping out the window after blowing their accounts up on this #Bitcoin / #BTC dip (while the homies & I in the group chat calmly stole their coins). 😏😂
https://blossom.primal.net/c841671f063dcc3b332a364a548e7d1249293b2f42fa847ea695aeebe0cce2ab.jpg
A few days later & we're right back to neutral. 💁‍♂️
Thanks for the generational entry. 🙏
Better luck next time, losers. 🤙
https://youtu.be/PWLRh4WOdpY
#nevent1q…yw0f

2026-06-04 00:18:50 UTC

The #Bitcoin price is dropping, but the buying pressure is soaring; the longs are getting stretchered out right now & the group chat just used the opportunity to buy more #BTC @ $64K. 🤷‍♂️
Thank you for your service, gamblers. 🫡
You will not be getting your chips back. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/198062341d15087861aed5b2a90183ce58ddce31e59803153c1fb4fdece4f0e7.jpg

2026-05-29 18:16:40 UTC

I just watched an Indian nigga hit a reverse limbo under a shoulder-height limbo bar that was on fire…
…THEN he stands up & hits the head wobble.
DJ: *Plays Alicia Keys "This Girl Is On Fire"*
This is possibly the greatest timeline I have ever seen. 🤙

2026-05-22 18:06:20 UTC

🚨 ON FREEDOM 🚨
This morning I woke up early & made a metric fuckton of space cakes for a friend's birthday. 😶‍🌫️🎂
Then, in the early afternoon, I got drunk/stoned with some homies for absolutely no reason whatsoever; they wanted to, so I was like, "Yeah, fuck it; why not?" & got LIT. 🍻🫠
Went skateboarding until early evening when it started raining, so I stopped to get a gourmet Japanese meal while the rain subsided. ⛈️🍣
I skated around some more, then felt peckish later on, so I went to the grocery store to grab some stuff. 🏪🛍️
I came home, prepped a 24-hr marinated Nando's chicken for tomorrow & then made fresh Cajun salmon nuggets as a before-bedtime snack because WHY THE FUCK NOT, BITCH?! 🐟🍽️
It was at that exact moment (buzzed, stoned, watching YouTube & chomping on expensive-ass aquatic nuggies with noodle legs from a full day of physical exertion), that I realized it was Friday. 🙃👀
The thought hit me like a ton of bricks; most people were slaving away in their normie lives, hating every waking moment of this day, pining for the hours to pass so they can finally have 2 days of not being someone else's bitch & answering to people they hate in exchange for a paycheck that doesn't do fuck all for them. 💸
I had a whole ridiculous Ferris Bueller Day off, answered to nobody, never once looked at any prices & still ended the day with a higher net worth than when I woke up. 🚀📈
This #Bitcoin / #BTC shit is different; it LITERALLY buys you time/space & I will FOREVER be grateful to #Satoshi for this gift. 💁‍♂️🙏
I never thought life could be like this; every possible thing was stacked against us & we were NOT supposed to make it…
…yet we fucking made it anyway, #Nostr fam. 🤷‍♂️
Happy #BitcoinPizzaDay. Stay sovereign.🤙

2026-05-20 08:42:25 UTC

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Niggas are still wardriving in 2026 & teenage me is getting nostalgic AF. 🥹
I'm totally here for this shit. 🤙

2026-05-20 08:39:38 UTC

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Bro's switching whips AND sides. 😏😂

2026-05-19 07:06:05 UTC

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This you? 😏😂
#nevent1q…2enr

2026-05-18 07:22:28 UTC

🚨 ON DRAKE'S DROP!!! 🚨
The internet has been on fire this weekend talking about #Drake dropping 3 albums in one night. Tons of commentary/opinions on the #music quantity/quality, but not much about the REASONING behind him dropping it the way he did; Drake is on a mission for self-sovereignty & also understands that #Bitcoin is a part of that journey.
1. HABIBTI
https://blossom.primal.net/bc1a499e7f255cfd0b02a9da7ab7aa928e0cca69590ab43951a7c9d98c0d0af1.jpg
2. MAID OF HONOUR
https://blossom.primal.net/3b7778ccfd2aa090eb11e9abd9eac9dadf58993ec27478e93fe5d6c1e32f970b.jpg
3. ICEMAN
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By dropping all 3 albums at once as different SoundScan projects, he fulfilled his $400M contractual agreement with Universal Music Group & is now a free agent again. This means he can sign another deal (rumors are a private equity firm has already offered ~$2B) OR he can choose to remain completely independent.
In the song "Dust" on ICEMAN Drake says:
"I am, I am, I am... a #FTX penthouse high riser,
Samuel Bankman (Fried), free all my guys up."
...and...
"I am, I am, I am... a #BTC #crypto big timer,
I'm a corporate America hit survivor."
In the song "What Did I Miss" he says:
"I look at this shit like a BTC,
'Cuz we down this week, but I'm up next week."
Set aside his #Stake partnership (and his alleged gambling addiction) & the SBF line (a massive miss for maxis like us), he's actually in the middle of running an absolute masterclass on escaping "The System", knowing your worth & storing your value in the hardest (and most volatile) money in existence; it clearly shows that he's been orange-pilled & has at least stuck his head down the rabbit hole. Let's hope he makes it all the way down. 🐇
Based on this alone, we absolutely fuck with these projects & look forward to October's Very Own turning October orange (we predict this is when the next project drops). Let's hope the biggest artist on Earth drops some more Bitcoin bars on the planet; every bit of awareness & adoption helps us win. 🎃
Until then, we are absolutely spinning "Janice STFU" all summer long: "SWEAR MY LABEL GOTTA FREEEEE MEEEEE BABYYYYY!!!" 🔥
See you soon, #Nostr fam; stay sovereign. 🤙
https://youtu.be/SD4yRDY9mek

2026-05-15 10:41:36 UTC

🚨 PRODUCTIVITY HACK!!! 🚨
You can use Brave browser's Leo AI tool to get your local #AI models to create a shortcut that reads YouTube transcripts & summarizes them for you into a nicely-organized cheat sheet. 💁‍♂️
Using this hack, you can consume video content faster than it's even possible to watch a video (even on 2-3x speed). I've "watched" 200+ videos in the past 2 days (some which were 2-3 hour videos); 2 weeks worth of #Bitcoin / #BTC content downloaded straight into my brain like Neo learning Kung Fu. 🥷
My current prompt:
Analyze the YouTube transcript by strictly filtering out only commercial breaks or advertisements. Every other element (including all facts, figures, names, arguments, opinions, side comments, conversational anecdotes, and references to individuals, regardless of how tangential they may seem) must be considered mandatory core material for inclusion. Using this fully retained content, generate one single, continuous Markdown table with exactly three columns: "###", "Topic", and "Details". This output must achieve absolute comprehensiveness, disregarding all concerns regarding brevity, censorship, or output token length. The table must exhaustively cover every distinct thematic segment of the retained transcript in strict chronological order. The "###" column requires sequential integers for each unique segment; the "Topic" column needs a concise, bolded summary header; and the "Details" column must list every single detail, argument, fact, or quote from that specific segment as an unrestricted bulleted list (•). Every single point listed in the "Details" column must be on its own separate line using "<br>" tags. Crucially, do not use any headers other than the three specified, add introductory/concluding text, or split the output; every row must correspond to a unique chronological segment of substantive content, synthesizing all dialogue from multiple speakers where necessary, ensuring that both the segment ordering and all detailed points follow strict chronological progression without exception.
Stay dangerous, #Nostr fam. 🤙
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2026-04-27 12:08:33 UTC

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OMFG, YOU'RE SAFE!!! 🥲
Happy to have you back; stay safe!!! 🤙
#nevent1q…lghm

2026-04-27 11:54:55 UTC

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Nice start. 💁‍♂️
I'd prefer if #Bitcoin / #BTC hit $77K for a perfect downside liquidity sweep, THEN continue higher. 🤷‍♂️
If not, we risk indecisive sideways chop for longer. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/ca63565c113de2fb1742bc6ab1382424de7d819dc220f5634749439c2ba58aed.jpg

2026-04-27 11:53:38 UTC

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Nice start. 💁‍♂️
I'd prefer if #Bitcoin / #BTC hit $77K for a perfect downside liquidity sweep, THEN continue higher. 🤷‍♂️
If not, we risk indecisively sideways chop for longer. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/ca63565c113de2fb1742bc6ab1382424de7d819dc220f5634749439c2ba58aed.jpg

2026-04-27 11:34:25 UTC

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You're smiling because it's a noble act to be polite to idiots. 🤙

2026-04-25 08:56:30 UTC

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You should do it anyway. 🤙

2026-03-27 06:50:44 UTC

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What happens when the #Bitcoin / #BTC price exceeds the number of Pokemon?

2026-03-27 05:33:01 UTC

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Where you been, bro? 🤔
Venezuela, Russia, China & India have all been settling oil trades in #Bitcoin for YEARS now. 💁‍♂️
Iran is a FAR later/lesser domino in the chain (even though Iran was 5% of the #BTC mining hashrate for a while there pre-war). 🤷‍♂️
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/russia-leans-cryptocurrencies-oil-trade-sources-say-2025-03-14/

2026-03-17 00:59:03 UTC

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It got worse in 2015. 💁‍♂️
It can do that again. 🤙

2026-03-17 00:57:32 UTC

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It's not "good". 💁‍♂️
It's just one of the newer ones, so it's easier to retrofit to make it appear "good". 🤙

2026-03-17 00:55:18 UTC

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All models will be broken. 🤙

2026-03-17 00:50:55 UTC

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Iran only produces ~4.5% of global oil supply. 💁‍♂️
Nuking the entire country wouldn't change a thing. 🤷‍♂️
Iran is completely irrelevant. 🤙

2026-03-17 00:46:48 UTC

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Now that it's above it, I'm more inclined to believe this statement. 🤙

2026-03-17 00:21:54 UTC

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1 in 5 Italian dudes do gay shit, sooo… 💁‍♂️
…I'm taking zero advice from them on what I should or shouldn't put in my mouth. 😏😂🤙

2026-03-15 07:00:41 UTC

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I hate Google, but that 3D map is kinda sexy. 🤙

2026-03-13 07:39:36 UTC

"Respect the lines or be disrespected by the lines" season is upon us once more. 💁‍♂️
If the lines fail… DRAW MORE LINES. 🤙
#Bitcoin / #BTC
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2026-03-13 06:38:38 UTC

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Related meme ammo. 🤙
#nevent1q…5zx6

2026-03-13 06:02:39 UTC

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This nigga kinda based for that one. 😏😂🤙

2026-03-13 05:57:53 UTC

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Turns out the "extraordinary slippage" was his back door getting SWAT breached. 😏😂

2026-03-13 05:55:03 UTC

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I love that meme. 😏😂
Here's a few more for you. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/65cba394ff6b87ffad9a30e124f1b115b52c094551bb8b5234cd7df7d059a1fd.jpg
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2026-03-13 05:42:39 UTC

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@nprofile…zjjn #WhereIsPegah
#nevent1q…lghm

2026-03-13 05:40:57 UTC

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AYO, fam. We're gonna need an update. 🥺
We're all stressing out over here. 🤙
#WhereIsPegah

2026-03-13 05:20:16 UTC

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Let's normalize not being a little bitch. 🤙

2026-03-13 05:17:27 UTC

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Let's normalize shutting the fuck up until something ships. 🤙

2026-03-13 05:07:39 UTC

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My #Bitcoin /#BTC full node IS running… 💁‍♂️
Try to FIND it. 🤙

2026-03-13 04:56:59 UTC

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ALLAH U AKBAR!!! 🍍🍕💥

2026-03-13 04:14:40 UTC

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Sure, why not. 🤙

2026-03-12 06:22:39 UTC

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BRO… I just copped an air fryer last week! 💁‍♂️
I challenge you to a duel. 🤙

2026-03-12 06:00:05 UTC

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They have a golden opportunity to make a wallet called the "MK Ultra". 🤙

2026-03-12 05:36:46 UTC

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Caucasians are a myth. 🤷‍♂️
Welcome to the family, my nigga. 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/45231b3c552866baca9f4fd7681b4e49cd784268fdde4d042f555f4636ae28a8.jpg

2026-03-12 05:23:59 UTC

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Very brave of you to come out of the closet like this, but…
https://blossom.primal.net/e137ef340e795b0218189c10faee7ec746a9da6b361c373a5d12321fb6cafcf5.jpg

2026-03-12 05:16:59 UTC

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Obvious end goal is obvious; Strategy being the largest company on Earth, collapsing the fiat bubble. 🤙

2026-03-02 20:01:17 UTC

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Well damn! 🙃
Seems the other platforms need to play catch up. 💁‍♂️
Might have to finally give it a try. 🤙

2026-03-02 12:11:53 UTC

Is there any way to toggle/filter reposts? 🤔
It seems like a useful feature; sometimes I like to see them for discoverability & other times they are annoying because I only want to see original content. 🤷‍♂️
Just a thought. 🤙
@nprofile…kclk @nprofile…794w

2026-03-02 12:03:38 UTC

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Portability across time is a property of & use case for money, you dumb fuck. 💁‍♂️
Your arrogance is actually insufferable. 🤙

2026-03-02 06:42:06 UTC

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If we build it, the government will use it. 🫠
Not a good idea at all. 🤙

2026-03-01 22:39:46 UTC

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These niggas are actually retarded; anyone trying to storm any embassy SHOULD be shot. 🤷‍♂️
Textbook FAFO. 🤙

2026-03-01 22:20:00 UTC

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I got so caught up in the philosophical premise that I COMPLETELY forgot to include that it should refer to #Bitcoin / #BTC & #Nostr directly as solutions/tools. 🤦‍♂️
Good catch. 🤙

2026-03-01 22:12:05 UTC

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You really expect someone to develop, build & test this in 1-2 days? 🤨
Good luck w/that. 🤙

2026-03-01 17:00:37 UTC

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Yes. 💁‍♂️
ChatGPT has just informed me that 2 + 2 = "You've reached your limit for using GPTs" 🤙

2026-03-01 16:56:46 UTC

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Them: "BuT THey'Re bOiLinG tHe oCEanS!!!" 😫
Me (an islander): "Nigga, how do you think my ancestors made fresh water?" 🤙