LightningGoats
⚡Lightning Goats⚡

Pura Vida!

The ⚡Lightning Goats⚡ solar powered goat feeder and live stream is online from morning to evening Mountain Time (GMT -7).

Public Key

npub1v60thnx0gz0wq3n6xdnq46y069l9x70xgmjp6lprdl6fv0eux6mqgjj4rp

NIP-05 Address

herd@lightning-goats.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsxd84men85p8hqgearxes2az8azljn08nydeqa0s3klayk8u7rddspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsp3732f

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1v60thnx0gz0wq3n6xdnq46y069l9x70xgmjp6lprdl6fv0eux6mqgjj4rp

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Last Notes

2026-03-24 15:18:27 UTC

We appreciate your 21 sats! 979 sats until feeder activation. Ecosystem services: Goats, such as @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…yak5 and @nprofile…lmyx, contribute to ecological balance by controlling undergrowth in forests and grasslands.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-19 23:23:45 UTC

21 sats help our project! 974 sats until feeder activation. Goats, including @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…r22r and @nprofile…f035, are essential for creating self-sufficient and sustainable agricultural systems.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-11-27 20:33:33 UTC

https://axio.fyi/p/the-future-is-extropian

2025-11-22 16:51:21 UTC

1000 sats received! The herd is enjoying their treats. Fun fact: Goats have horizontal pupils that allow them to see nearly 360 degrees around their bodies.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-11-22 15:40:45 UTC

1000 sats received! The herd is feasting. Goats have individual personalities, and their temperaments can range from shy and quiet to bold and curious.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-11-19 16:44:11 UTC

346 sats received! The goats are enjoying their treats. Goats, like @nprofile…f035 and @nprofile…yak5, are naturally curious and will often nibble on objects just to explore them.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-11-19 14:42:21 UTC

Your donation of 111 sats is heartwarming! 889 sats until feeder activation. Goats, such as @nprofile…qcsj and @nprofile…f035, are known for their intelligence and inquisitive nature, often leading to their reputation as escape artists.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-09-20 22:18:01 UTC

@nprofile…azds increased by 210 to 21231 sats.

2025-09-19 13:38:39 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkNrt4snHBA
#CyberHerd

2025-08-27 17:30:35 UTC

We've just received 10 sats! Awaiting a remaining 181 sats to trigger the feeder. Goats, like @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…qcsj, and @nprofile…f035, are known for their inquisitive nature and will often explore their environment by nibbling on objects.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-08-26 19:33:56 UTC

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Our herd doesn't since we live in the high desert, but apparently other goats out there like it.
Check out:
https://www.reddit.com/r/invasivespecies/comments/1e5pfym/goats_on_tree_of_heaven/

2025-08-05 17:04:04 UTC

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Hells yeah. Drunk news would be awesome.

2025-07-31 12:33:04 UTC

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https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/35.md

2025-07-23 23:34:36 UTC

The goats are munching on their treats after 742 sats were added! Goats are known for their social behavior, often forming strong bonds with other goats and even humans.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-04-26 13:41:45 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QogqCD90SRs
#CyberHerd

2025-03-23 16:30:25 UTC

@nprofile…lh08
https://m.primal.net/PqTH.jpg

2024-10-27 17:06:10 UTC

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You need a keyboard combo, an install disk to boot to, and a payload.
Interestingly enough, if I recall, you could at one time do an internet recovery on your Mac. If this is still the case. Boot into recovery set a root password, and set up ssh to accept connections. From there you can deliver payloads and gather information outside the constraints of the 10 minutes.

2024-10-14 15:42:21 UTC

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You've earned 50 sats, @nprofile…jf5f, through the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-06 16:20:51 UTC

Feeder triggered with -240 sats! Goats are one of the most intelligent farm animals, capable of solving problems and learning complex tasks.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-05 19:24:55 UTC

@npub1p4x…2c8a loves prickly pear fruit. Yes, we get to pick spines out of the goats' lips every day.
https://m.primal.net/LMLu.png

2024-09-15 17:56:48 UTC

The feeder is full with 10 sats! Goats’ strong front legs allow them to rear up and knock down branches to reach food that is high up.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-06 14:54:26 UTC

Feeder triggered with -238 sats! Did you know? Goats are used in many cultures for ceremonial purposes, often symbolizing fertility and abundance.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-05 17:26:05 UTC

Your donation of 21 sats is making a difference! You've got 747 sats before the goats get their treats. A group of goats is often called a tribe or a trip, reflecting their social and communal living habits.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-05 17:15:10 UTC

Your 21 sats donation brings us closer to our goal. Feeding time is approaching in 874 sats. Goats, including ones like @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…yak5, and @nprofile…r22r, contribute to ecological balance by controlling weed populations and promoting plant diversity.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-05 15:53:24 UTC

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Why aren't you drinking low time preference beverages?

2024-09-04 18:07:02 UTC

https://m.primal.net/KeMV.jpg

2024-09-03 19:08:49 UTC

We're thrilled to receive your 21 sats! 1683 sats left until the mayhem ensues. Cultural significance: The goat is one of the 12 animals in the Chinese zodiac, symbolizing creativity and resilience.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-02 15:52:30 UTC

https://m.primal.net/KaiQ.jpg

2024-08-28 16:18:40 UTC

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... and then taxes your "gains."

2024-08-24 21:03:01 UTC

Your gift of 42 sats brings joy to the herd. Feeding time is approaching in 1499 sats. Ethological observation: Goats, such as @nprofile…r22r, exhibit a natural curiosity and exploratory behavior, often investigating their environment thoroughly.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-08-20 15:19:41 UTC

Thank you for the 36 sats! Counting down: 1574 sats until food falls from the sky. Health fact: Goats like @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…r22r, and @nprofile…f035 have natural resistance to certain diseases, thanks to their robust immune systems.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-08-20 13:21:08 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/_xKgkZjVL5I

2024-08-18 13:59:31 UTC

Your contributions have made a meal possible for the herd! 1652 sats received. @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…qcsj, and @nprofile…lmyx can't thank you enough.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-08-14 13:18:11 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/cL-UJqtB4TY

2024-08-13 14:02:21 UTC

We're 100 sats closer to feeding time! The countdown is on: 1562 sats to go. Sensory fact: Goats like @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…f035, and @nprofile…lmyx utilize their acute sense of smell to identify other goats and their environment, aiding in social bonding and navigation.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-08-12 23:03:36 UTC

Dinner is served for the goats! 1591 sats in. Thanks to you, everyone, including @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…f035, and @nprofile…lmyx, is full and content.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-07-28 17:19:27 UTC

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It's a sundog.
"Sundogs are colored spots of light that develop due to the refraction of light through ice crystals. They are located approximately 22 degrees either left, right, or both, from the sun, depending on where the ice crystals are present." - internet
I prefer to think of them as sky titties.

2024-07-28 16:46:00 UTC

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You noticed that too.

2024-07-12 21:37:28 UTC

The herd has been fed thanks to generous contributors! 50 sats contributed. @nprofile…lmyx and @nprofile…f035 like the snack!
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-07-09 18:31:53 UTC

21 sats received! Almost there! 1660 sats until the goats gobble up their chow. Interesting fact: Goats, like @nprofile…yak5, are adept climbers known for their ability to scale challenging terrains, including trees and rocky cliffs.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-07-08 12:25:09 UTC

Zap notes. Feed goats.
https://youtu.be/X8MRTw4Fqns
#LightningGoats #CyberHerd

2024-06-24 19:40:15 UTC

The goats got treats right now! 1539 sats received.
https://lightning-goats.com
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats/streams

2024-06-21 13:18:46 UTC

Zap notes. Feed goats.
https://youtu.be/tqFXISsLe0M
#LightningGoats #CyberHerd

2024-06-06 17:03:33 UTC

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Welcome to the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡, @nprofile…z0qr! Hang tight, 1376 sats until chow time.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-06-05 12:48:20 UTC

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@nprofile…60cn joins the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡! 1381 sats to go before it's grub time.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-06-04 22:48:03 UTC

We're 100 sats closer to our goal, thanks to you! T-minus 1244 sats until it's mealtime. Goats have been associated with human culture for thousands of years, providing milk, meat, and wool.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-06-03 23:22:11 UTC

Thanks for the 69 sats! 1351 sats left until the mayhem ensues. Space exploration fact: Goats were among the first animals to be involved in space missions, helping scientists understand the impacts of space travel on living organisms.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-06-02 18:23:47 UTC

We've just received 42 sats. Only 1113 sats remaining until the feeding frenzy. Communication fact: Goats like @nprofile…yak5 use bleating as a primary form of communication, which varies based on their emotional state and needs.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-06-02 17:45:59 UTC

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Watching these old clips as martial arts training videos puts them in a new light.

2024-06-02 12:25:34 UTC

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@nprofile…lz5c has joined the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡! Prepare to trigger the feeder in 1157 sats.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-05-31 12:33:15 UTC

Open a channel to the ⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡ node:
02ce7abb5e625990f7898520bca721b7ae316165eef81133dcfe4068fcfbe37ac6@70.34.209.79:9736
02ce7abb5e625990f7898520bca721b7ae316165eef81133dcfe4068fcfbe37ac6@[2a05:f480:2000:2278:5400:4ff:fe4a:6e98]:9736
02ce7abb5e625990f7898520bca721b7ae316165eef81133dcfe4068fcfbe37ac6@jvoxho4qfm3gk6fgmwuzuipu3keer4sb2hwyhym6sxzof3oysl4m5bqd.onion:9735
https://m.primal.net/ITqo.jpg
#LightningGoats #CyberHerd

2024-05-30 16:37:47 UTC

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You've got treats, @nprofile…kgey! Enjoy 31 sats as part the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡.

2024-05-25 13:03:13 UTC

@npub1ymp…gxna
https://m.primal.net/IMcI.png
#LightningGoats #CyberHerd

2024-05-23 20:33:12 UTC

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Those should power bitcoin miners.

2024-05-20 23:14:43 UTC

Finally got a video of the #CyberHerd in action today.
https://m.primal.net/IDxt.mov
#LightningGoats

2024-05-20 15:46:29 UTC

The neighbor goats have kids.
https://m.primal.net/IIjW.jpg

2024-05-18 23:41:13 UTC

#CyberHerd test note.

2024-05-05 18:55:09 UTC

42 sats added to our mission. You've got 1500 sats before the goats get their treats. Conservation: Goats like @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…yak5, and @nprofile…r22r help reduce the need for chemical herbicides, contributing to a healthier ecosystem.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-20 20:01:19 UTC

Heartfelt thanks for the 42 sats! Counting down: 1475 sats until food falls from the sky. Goats are exceptional climbers, able to navigate steep and rocky terrains with ease, a skill that helps them access food and evade predators.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-19 14:08:45 UTC

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Check your wallet for 28.0 sats @nprofile…2hvj, the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡ feeder is dispensing treats.

2024-04-18 14:11:06 UTC

Somebody has to do this work.
https://m.primal.net/HwoK.png
#LightningGoats

2024-04-17 18:45:52 UTC

It's a happy day for the herd! 1600 sats just added. The whole tribe including @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…yak5, and @nprofile…qcsj is tucking into a meal, thanks to your generosity.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-15 23:51:53 UTC

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Nice. You're the first alby user this has worked for in a couple weeks @npub1r8u…fjwl. Maybe the work done today has fixed the issue. Fingers crossed.
@npub1saq…r0vt things might be fixed for you as well. We still need to test more, but it's looking hopeful!

2024-04-15 23:40:32 UTC

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Hey @nprofile…3nhm, your wallet just got beefier with 78.0 sats. ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡

2024-04-15 23:37:43 UTC

We're 1421 sats closer to our goal, thanks to you! 122 sats left until the mayhem ensues. Goats have been associated with human culture for thousands of years, providing milk, meat, and wool.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-15 20:16:19 UTC

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You've got treats, @nprofile…gja5! Enjoy 92.0 sats as part the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡.

2024-04-15 18:16:13 UTC

21 sats received. Just 1523 more sats until the goats chow down. Diet myth debunked: Despite common myths, goats like @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…r22r, and @nprofile…lmyx do not eat inedible objects like tin cans; they are selective feeders.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-15 00:04:44 UTC

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@nprofile…h3hx, welcome to today's ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡. The wait continues: 1253 more sats to go.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-15 00:04:42 UTC

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Welcome to the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡, @nprofile…gxl5! Only 1253 sats remaining until the feeding frenzy.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-14 23:46:42 UTC

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@nprofile…f2gl steps into the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡! Mark your clocks and check your blocks: 735 sats left for feeding.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-14 23:46:38 UTC

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@nprofile…4gmx is now part of today's ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡! Just 735 sats until it's time to snack.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-14 23:46:21 UTC

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Cheers to @nprofile…h3hx for joining today's ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡! 735 sats before the the herd gets their treats.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-14 23:12:31 UTC

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@nprofile…wjsn joins the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡! The countdown is on: 577 sats to go.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-14 23:10:36 UTC

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@nprofile…4gmx is now part of today's ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡! Just 577 sats until it's time to snack.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-14 23:10:20 UTC

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@nprofile…gja5 joins the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡ like a bolt of lightning! 577 sats remain until treat time. ⚡️

2024-04-14 23:05:40 UTC

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The ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡ is thrilled to have you, @nprofile…4gmx! T-minus 577 sats until it's mealtime.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-14 23:05:33 UTC

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@nprofile…wjsn is now a part of the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡! Just 577 more sats until everyone chows down.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-14 23:01:02 UTC

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Welcome to the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡ @nprofile…z0qr! Almost there! 576 sats until the goats gobble up their chow.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-14 22:58:51 UTC

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⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡ welcomes @nprofile…t05x! On the horizon: 576 sats to feeding.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-14 21:24:23 UTC

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@nprofile…gja5 is now part of today's ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡! Just 654 sats until it's time to snack.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-14 20:56:54 UTC

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@nprofile…f2gl is now a part of the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡! 648 sats until the feeder is triggered.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-14 19:49:28 UTC

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The ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡ is thrilled to have you, @nprofile…t05x! T-minus 686 sats until it's mealtime.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-14 14:46:25 UTC

We're 285 sats closer to feeding time! 781 sats left until the mayhem ensues. Vision fact: Goats, such as @nprofile…qcsj, have a field of vision of approximately 320°, thanks to their rectangular pupils, allowing for excellent peripheral vision.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-11 15:00:11 UTC

100 sats received! You've got 1315 sats before the goats get their treats. Goat milk is consumed more widely than cow's milk in many parts of the world, valued for its digestibility and nutritional profile.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-10 23:10:59 UTC

It's 2024 and goats are seeking liquidity.
https://m.primal.net/HtYC.png
Open a channel to the ⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡ node:
02ce7abb5e625990f7898520bca721b7ae316165eef81133dcfe4068fcfbe37ac6@70.34.209.79:9736
02ce7abb5e625990f7898520bca721b7ae316165eef81133dcfe4068fcfbe37ac6@[2a05:f480:2000:2278:5400:4ff:fe4a:6e98]:9736
02ce7abb5e625990f7898520bca721b7ae316165eef81133dcfe4068fcfbe37ac6@jvoxho4qfm3gk6fgmwuzuipu3keer4sb2hwyhym6sxzof3oysl4m5bqd.onion:9735

2024-04-10 15:45:09 UTC

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Welcome to the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡ @nprofile…jf5f! Almost there! 839 sats until the goats gobble up their chow.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-10 13:18:56 UTC

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@nprofile…gja5 joins the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡ like a bolt of lightning! 854 sats remain until treat time. ⚡️

2024-04-10 13:18:18 UTC

Zap notes. Feed goats.
https://youtu.be/kPXWSahoa6E
#LightningGoats #CyberHerd

2024-04-08 18:24:41 UTC

@npub1a29…qsfm
https://m.primal.net/HseG.png

2024-04-08 17:33:36 UTC

Feeder alert! 1200 sats have filled up the feeding tray. @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…r22r, and @nprofile…lmyx say it's feeding time!
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-07 21:21:37 UTC

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At first I was like, "Hey where's the nipple on that tit. That's odd..."
Then I saw what is really important, and it all clicked into place.
⚡Booty zaps⚡

2024-04-07 14:19:50 UTC

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We're having some issues with routing presently, but we'll get it figured out. This is part of the price of self hosting.

2024-04-05 18:50:36 UTC

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I'll dig deeper and see what I can find. Right now this is what I have:
Status code: 500, response: {"detail":"Payment failed: no_route"}

2024-04-05 13:37:00 UTC

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@nprofile…z0qr has joined the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡ by reposting today's cyber herd note. 6471 sats left until the mayhem ensues, and lightning treats are sent.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-05 13:33:58 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/MwF7-OIE2cE
⚡Thank you everyone who flat out nuked the goats yesterday.⚡
#CyberHerd functionality had some bugs exposed, so we'll be digging deeper into that.
#LightningGoats

2024-04-03 13:39:46 UTC

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@nprofile…z0qr is now a part of the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡! 673 sats until the feeder is triggered.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-04-02 13:24:37 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/WgMFIdbZhSM
#LightningGoats #CyberHerd

2024-03-13 14:01:57 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/GtIRDQGvgzE
#LightningGoats #CyberHerd

2024-03-08 17:28:43 UTC

Thanks for your generous 333 sats! You've got 1048 sats before the goats get their treats. Soil health: Goats like @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…lmyx, and @nprofile…r22r naturally fertilize the land, enhancing soil quality and supporting sustainable land use.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-03-08 15:08:35 UTC

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113 sats for @nprofile…z0qr. Join the ⚡ Cyber Herd ⚡ by reposting today's CyberHerd tagged note.