CrypticNode
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Positive and encouraging, hopefully ✝️

Vote with your money! BIP110.org

Kettlebell enthusiast

I have two pups

Comedy!

Master electrician
Fabrication shop foreman

Public Key

npub1axr49qkexxmcm0g2tac3uawzmk59gaupsgy5fw5sfuscumq79h9qjh47gn

Profile Code

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nos.lol

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Last Notes

2026-07-08 20:09:09 UTC

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Tripods, bipods, legal stubby hand grip. Good to be proficient with each. 😂

2026-07-08 13:44:43 UTC

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💫
https://blossom.primal.net/71eaf80d80a4df870c4b710870a6e265f72ec98dc8da436925d1d0743a098fac.gif

2026-07-08 01:58:30 UTC

I’m on the oil of oregano, ginger, manuka (supposedly 😂)(food fraud is real!) and vitamin C
Hopefully tomorrow I’ll feel better and stop posting inflammatory things online 😂
Back to positive and encouraging first thing in the morning 🫡
GN Nostr

2026-07-08 01:54:18 UTC

Cosa Nostr …

2026-07-07 22:54:40 UTC

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Phew! 🫡

2026-07-07 22:54:06 UTC

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Good point.

2026-07-07 21:40:31 UTC

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The sin of gluttony of the parent, compounding.

2026-07-07 21:38:09 UTC

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Great book, amazing author

2026-07-07 21:35:01 UTC

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Look into poly market. They are the bad guys. Don’t let lightning fool you 😂

2026-07-07 21:34:17 UTC

Everyone out here saying get your sats off exchanges but I’m here to tell you to get your freedom-tech off of github.microsoft.com and self host with gitea.
Most if you haven’t seen the movie Antitrust and it shows 😂

2026-07-07 21:31:52 UTC

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Gitea or die

2026-07-07 21:28:57 UTC

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Git commands are not as intuitive as they should be by now. Try using duck.ai or free ChatGPT or what’s the nostr based ai, meshLLM? Or google it lol

2026-07-07 20:40:25 UTC

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I think 51N4 is just an AI bot someone tortured, broke, and somehow set loose on nostr 😂

2026-07-07 20:36:08 UTC

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FIAT and 🧃

2026-07-07 20:34:54 UTC

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The problem is government involvement. If we could just round up all the 🧃 and be done and move on, we could actually start fixing our societal problems instead of wondering where the vast majority of societal problems comes from (🧃).

2026-07-07 20:30:08 UTC

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Bip110 for the kids
#nevent1q…68t7

2026-07-07 20:27:01 UTC

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Their shame game is up and now it’s time to round them up, shut down the institutions they ruled from, and finally populate mars with them.

2026-07-07 20:20:23 UTC

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I think you’re still on X too much. Zero is the right amount

2026-07-07 20:18:01 UTC

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Because of lack of tar and feathering. Zero repercussions to vote against the taxpayer. Pitchforks and torches turned into welcome signs and “tax me harder, daddy”

2026-07-07 19:44:27 UTC

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Pleb slop? Holier than thou devs? Sounds like a GREAT time 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Chicago-people and their egos. 😂

2026-07-07 19:42:02 UTC

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The more right to speech (and code), right to assemble (digitally) and right of the (digital) press have let us observe more and communicate more about what the 🧃 really are and how they collude and destroy. Let’s talk about 9/11, Epstein, jfk, Covid, and ISIS please.

2026-07-07 19:38:45 UTC

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There is no digital city in cyberspace? Then what the fuck is nostr?! 😂🫶🙏

2026-07-07 19:38:07 UTC

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Which one were you?

2026-07-07 19:37:29 UTC

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The exact same bill should also be passed for citizens and I would say good job on both. However we all know this will be used by bootlicking fedbois to kill and justify rather than serve and protect.

2026-07-05 13:06:55 UTC

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You can’t be mad at me because I know I’m retarded ⭕️

2026-07-05 12:53:55 UTC

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I don’t understand. It isn’t a lil baby brain that’s better than you. It’s a tool that you prompt. Perhaps you’re asking the wrong questions or prompting it in the wrong way? You aren’t supposed to ask things like “build me a nostr client from scratch in one shot”. You should use it to make lists and do research for you and then you build the thing ya dingus. “Give me a comprehensive list of active nips so I can pick which ones I want to incorporate into my client” would be a better use

2026-07-05 12:42:22 UTC

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Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! Jay I thought you just hated technology! I didn’t know you were a dev and all this stems from jealously! Want me to get you a Claude subscription so you can join the kids playing in the sandbox?

2026-07-05 12:11:12 UTC

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It’s far easier to believe that the 🧃 have been destabilizing countries through communism and banking, than “Putin making bad-guy money moves”. Just my two sats

2026-07-04 23:00:35 UTC

I wish we were celebrating our Independence, but today is only a day of remembrance of what was. The United States is a captured nation that ignores the needs of its citizens in favor of a group of deplorable child molesters from Israel.
🫡 🇺🇸

2026-07-01 22:59:39 UTC

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I don’t require you to look at it or think about it. You’ve never seen it and you never will 😈😁

2026-07-01 22:48:51 UTC

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😂😂🫡🤝

2026-07-01 22:10:34 UTC

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I’m sorry, we can’t. We’ve been told to “keep nostr weird” and vibe coding achieves that spectacularly 😂😂🤣

2026-06-30 21:03:53 UTC

@nprofile…9xxk thanks for the comfrey salve! It worked great on my wrist pain. PSA: AI says there’s liver risks if you were to smother it all over your whole body, but perfectly safe for local soft tissue/joint pain. What else is it good for?

2026-06-29 07:52:25 UTC

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One of these days I’ll zap you. Did you ever try dark wisp? They say it’s good for other cryptos and pretty private. I’m hoping wisp gets nip46

2026-06-29 01:02:37 UTC

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Use Bitcoin to import your own olive oil and pasta 🤌🤌🤌 (@nprofile…pvcp )

2026-06-28 12:46:33 UTC

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This is the future 😎

2026-06-28 12:37:46 UTC

Clave Testing:
I put two npubs into clave.
I went to YakiHonne › login › remote signer › pasted the bunker uri of one of the npubs and got "connection failed".
I tried going to YakiHonne and grab the nostrconnect url and paste it in clave.
Didn't work but I noticed in clave one of the npubs says "current" (the one I wasn't using)
I tried coping the bunker uri of the npub labeled "current" from clave and pasted it into YakiHonne and it worked! (Kinda, can’t publish?)
I don't know how I made one npub current or what that means or why it blocked me from signing in with a
different npub.
Also when I tried to post this note using YakiHonne signed in on the npub from clave YakiHonne gave me a spinning progress wheel that seemed to never end.
Hopefully this is all useful to the clave dev lol @npub1cla…539g

2026-06-28 12:24:17 UTC

#asknostr #nostrAI #askstr how do I use clave to sign into YakiHonne?

2026-06-26 17:55:21 UTC

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The All-Seeing ⭕️
https://blossom.primal.net/1d7bcdc27029a0457e48715949a08d6339295ba66e1a5c0dbbc8598d45ddfa6c.gif

2026-06-26 17:46:23 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/a0133beb0e2d13ffd83966e6d4f779c873d652bdcbf207b9ea8cae72d4b44e45.jpg

2026-06-26 17:40:05 UTC

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🥖🍷🚬🫶

2026-06-26 17:35:39 UTC

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C’est comme faire du velo 🫡🤌

2026-06-26 17:31:47 UTC

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Ça me met une joie immense. Je pensais avoir tout oublié et que ça reviendrait jamais 🤣

2026-06-26 17:28:36 UTC

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Omg I’m retarded … I see that now… I thought his name was Jay
https://blossom.primal.net/599547e100fe0aade5644449fa58099bc69e1754d65ce33541af74675364f297.gif

2026-06-26 17:26:53 UTC

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J’ai un français de merde, ça fait des années que j’ai pas shitposté dans la langue de Molière

2026-06-26 17:24:26 UTC

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Jay I think this is the best bitcoiner compliment you could have ever received. Just in case you didn’t understand it. My French is weak but apparently you are a wise man with diamond hands … and also a bat skull
https://blossom.primal.net/9759510c65641946dd3421e962911d907cf7f05e5e04c62f97c1d92e00785441.gif

2026-06-26 17:18:39 UTC

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I thought you said hello bald mouse skeleton! 😂 jk/mdr

2026-06-26 17:15:05 UTC

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Les squelettes de chauves-souris suffisent à rendre n’importe qui gay… 🫶🦇

2026-06-26 11:15:19 UTC

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Swiping down still works for me. Your finger will need to employ “big dick energy” to make it happen but it’s still possible

2026-06-26 11:14:28 UTC

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Totally agree
https://blossom.primal.net/f9098c9c09b82b2f7db89d2dbad1533290b6ba8a6ce8b34c9a8f5accf451ddfc.gif

2026-06-26 10:14:53 UTC

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Too short already 😂

2026-06-25 22:15:16 UTC

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Damn it @nprofile…uz6l , set up zaps! ⚡️⚡️⚡️🫡🤝🤌🫶
#nevent1q…3qgz

2026-06-25 16:25:37 UTC

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@npub1zqd…e6fj my friend, where are you sir?

2026-06-25 10:42:29 UTC

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The term correctly used is “get off zero”, meaning you start with zero sats. You just need to buy a dollar or even a penny of bitcoin to just “get off zero”.
Bitcoin is savings tech. Anyone saying to go all in or leverage is one of two things: a scammer or an idiot.
Saving $10 a week in bitcoin will give you the opportunity to learn without a scary amount of money to lose. You can build your Bitcoin education slowly as you build your stack.
Anyone aping in is just that, a nft ape goofball that deserves to be separated from his money.
Money is capital and capital gives weight to decisions.
Make sure you are using your capital for good, to improve your life and those you care about, and fund and defend the things you care about.
Fiat has people thinking institutions know best and to hand over money and decision making to them.
It doesn’t matter how smart that third party is because their goals could never fully align with yours so you shouldn’t give them full power over your capital; just consider other opinions.

2026-06-22 16:32:27 UTC

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In two years Fable 5 will be old news.

2026-06-19 10:44:12 UTC

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Oh come on you bitcoin doomers, there’s always another option. If the soft fork fails it will be a wake up call for all involved and next will be a hard fork. We can fork as hard as you want. Bitcoin is Go Fuck Yourself money.

2026-06-14 12:02:01 UTC

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🙏

2026-06-14 11:59:40 UTC

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So transformers are real….
https://blossom.primal.net/9647fdcf1107f8e724da458c81bce8c7c1ad4b5fde6cf0dc3276c7f2b03bc891.gif

2026-06-14 11:57:44 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/f84daa63853b0700ee8b9bb4d2b9b9457cdd51c342b564f05121f90aad54cd80.gif

2026-06-14 11:16:33 UTC

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Uxto is a closet monero gay? Never would have guessed 😂

2026-06-14 01:02:01 UTC

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Cocoa crispies?

2026-06-13 19:12:46 UTC

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Just ordered it like 5 min ago. That’d be wild if @nprofile…zzqj had some drone delivery it 5 min after ordering… someday maybe

2026-06-13 19:04:15 UTC

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Looks like it went thru successfully!

2026-06-10 23:04:18 UTC

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Tried to buy it but I might have messed it up

2026-06-10 23:03:50 UTC

@nprofile…hs2l hey your site is awesome and so is the payment system/btcpayserver … I ordered a two pack and nothing happened, no payment part. Did you get the order? Am I supposed to zap the balance? Should I just try again? It’s almost certainly user error 😂😂😂

2026-06-07 13:06:42 UTC

I think with the right wine (@⁣⁤Ben Justman🍷⁤⁣ ) and the right coffee (@⁣⁤Satoshi Coffee Co.⁤⁣ ) you can be a morning person AND a night person.

2026-06-07 11:31:05 UTC

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The Internet conspiracy is that radicalized academics are trying to turn everyone vegan to “save the planet” by dumping ticks in public that have that disease that makes it so your body can’t eat or process red meat. Just stay vigilante and use cedar oil repellants.

2026-06-07 11:21:07 UTC

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@npub1rxy…hnp8

2026-06-07 11:20:38 UTC

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Had Duckhorn last night and felt great during the morning run. @npub153x…ryu8 this is the real test of a good Cabernet Sauvignon.
Add this to your two questions to ask lol
1. Does it taste good?
2. Do you feel good after drinking it?
3. Can you bang a morning run out like you never drank last night?
✅✅✅
I still need to try your wine. I’ll put it to the test. You’re one of my favorite nostriches though so that should count for something.

2026-06-07 10:41:03 UTC

Few things feel better than an early morning run…

2026-06-06 16:25:51 UTC

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I’m excited to try wisp on iOS.
So far I think I’d rank the clients:
1. Nostur
2. Primal
3. Damus
4. YakiHonne
5. Iris
Not tried yet:
Amethyst
Wisp
Ditto

2026-06-06 16:21:24 UTC

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On TestFlight?

2026-06-06 16:01:25 UTC

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Gruuv.co ?

2026-06-05 23:40:22 UTC

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Half husky, half German Shepard. All the intelligence of German Shepards with the desire for mischief of a husky. Perfect combo 🙄🙄😂

2026-06-05 21:09:26 UTC

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$58k gang incoming?! Excited to stack?

2026-06-05 09:49:58 UTC

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Big Bear Lake

2026-06-05 00:31:08 UTC

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Sweet, I’d zap you for that useful knowledge but you can’t receive them?

2026-06-04 09:44:56 UTC

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We simply need muting that works. I’ve muted Jordan 100 times so I don’t have to see retarded monero shit. Every time I log on, it’s like nostr or primal cant remember it’s supposed to hide muted people 😂😂

2026-06-04 02:40:44 UTC

An attitude of gratitude is a superpower.
Pilots always say, “your attitude determines your altitude.”
If you get it you get it.

2026-06-04 02:34:30 UTC

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🙄

2026-06-04 02:30:22 UTC

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This is the way. Dips mean dollar tightening. No one has dry powder, hence the dip 😂
The good news is dollar tightening ALWAYS leads to one thing. Dollar printing.
We get to do 58k gang all over again in 2026, and likely 100k gang too this year.

2026-06-04 02:24:08 UTC

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Zap me brother.
https://blossom.primal.net/7bced575f8585b4a453655b99f6afdc5660cc0c0c7596cff38fae2ae3486c082.jpg

2026-06-04 02:21:40 UTC

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It’s only the fiat dollar conversion rate of your corn. If you hodl it you still have the same amount of money.
YOU HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY (unless you sell)
Bitcoin is the money.

2026-06-04 02:15:43 UTC

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58k at least. I doubt we will see 42,690

2026-06-04 02:01:08 UTC

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Actually I think Kim likes bitcoin too doesn’t he?

2026-06-04 02:00:42 UTC

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I use Bitcoin for #10. I think monero is just for 1-9 😂

2026-06-04 01:41:52 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/7723bf2f2d17ff26906d26e9c7e8c8337ead565a1eeed4b2cf4054ec1f916661.mov

2026-06-03 00:42:10 UTC

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I’m still loaded on crunchy my man. But I’ll keep my eye out for that maple good good. Also have you considered making maple candy?

2026-06-03 00:39:59 UTC

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Quit flopping back and forth and be the change you wish to see in the internet 😂

2026-06-02 23:57:44 UTC

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Omg I missed this entirely. Heartbreaking.

2026-06-02 23:50:45 UTC

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Yes where?

2026-05-31 20:10:18 UTC

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Oops I mean to nostr, forgive me it’s been a long weekend after a long week.

2026-05-31 20:09:29 UTC

If someone could make a bot to port posts from twitter\campus_cuties to X that would be great…
https://blossom.primal.net/a1f4cedce997b63b11f57b3b91e631b9cae163a66bc9948a29ebe721aac26911.jpg

2026-05-31 20:06:00 UTC

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1 sat, 1 sat, 1 sat, 1 sat… a true test of the lightning network

2026-05-31 20:05:25 UTC

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Bahahahahaha yes.

2026-05-31 19:50:02 UTC

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I zapped this with my last sat. Brilliant meme sir.

2026-05-31 19:16:07 UTC

Nostr just needs Napster over Nostr and more thirst traps to succeed 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 not really. Everyone is worried about if Nostr will die but it won’t. Same as Bitcoin. If everyone else sells, I’m still retarded enough to hold and buy.
That said, Napster over nostr and thirst traps please. I’ll be working on my abs and glutes this summer so if that counts as thirst traps for you I’ll post it but get those good pics posted. Monaco, Barbados, boobs and butts. 🤣 something, something… keep nostr weird.

2026-05-31 17:48:01 UTC

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I don’t mind if you don’t zap this, but please like this note if you would use Napster over nostr and tell your friends

2026-05-31 17:47:06 UTC

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Napster over nostr. NIP 35. The onboarding would be massive.

2026-05-29 02:39:06 UTC

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If you love something, let it go.