Vagrant King Woodshop 🍁

Woodshop "Danger" Handman

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WoodshopHandman_at_poa.st@mostr.pub

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2024-08-15 20:07:15

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Nigga I made it up. It is a joke post. Are you autistic?

2024-08-15 20:04:34

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What the fuck are you talking about

2024-08-15 20:03:33

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What

2024-08-15 19:50:53

Some guys on Poast.com called me a gaboid so I wrote up fanfiction about him and how every girl he ever came into contact was a total whore who sleeps with everyone but him. That will teach them to call us mentally ill sex pest weirdos.
#note1p9z…ck69

2024-08-08 19:56:50

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https://i.poastcdn.org/d4967395a00a12cfc52630cad44a9cdb63385994f7a125e74ddefef20984330a.mp4

2024-08-07 22:04:45

Yeah, I'm frightened of something alright
https://i.poastcdn.org/d6d6b58c0abb5cfe64e007b32b5e348725f8242f233334adc86f1eaa58c6a156.png

2024-08-01 17:15:18

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I don't think you understand. I would literally KILL for both of them to get in.
https://i.poastcdn.org/aee33b919896d1d4e0259d4ed8fdb38ed819a029794a9efadddfa8cf823b6daa.mp4

2024-08-01 13:43:41

@npub1mt0…esms Is it time?
https://i.poastcdn.org/66088271e2cec3249bdac298b2e35458aaf3778052cd4dca709758eb1d00974f.jpg

2024-07-31 11:24:23

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"I'm afraid to live my own life because black people could be nearby"

2024-07-27 07:54:57

Good morning
https://i.poastcdn.org/37410569994be430b8ed8c73b31379505e9c02de1e1535f3bf864e62b95c7431.png

2024-07-25 17:22:36

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You mean Danielle Steele?

2024-07-24 16:57:09

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Gotcha. My point still stands though. Something's got to break first before we can fix things like that today.

2024-07-14 07:45:36

good morning
https://i.poastcdn.org/b5b90b92248ca66711b054a0429f543304f16ebcbdde68467dde0947056cee4e.mp4

2024-07-13 21:27:36

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so true borther hh

2024-07-10 19:39:28

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not with that attitude
https://i.poastcdn.org/b16f3c388cdb7b7d8f6bc7f167bfa4182aeb96174594714fc9b00a4a264b0e4b.png

2024-07-10 19:33:57

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Not good enough. I want techno nerds to be constantly afraid every time they step outside.

2024-07-10 19:32:16

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ideally? constant threat of violence if they don't

2024-07-10 19:15:52

Google has genuinely never improved any of their products/services in the entire duration of their existence but the youtube algorithm favoring faggots that make soyjak faces in the thumbnails is easily one of the worst things they've ever done.

2024-07-10 17:33:35

Just saw an ice cream truck that was playing a trap remix of fuckin RAKE HORNPIPE it is OVER for this country

2024-07-07 22:51:33

Damn
I really am a sociopath, aren't I?

2024-07-03 19:58:27

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who

2024-06-26 14:32:33

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I wear steel toes everywhere except for at work

2024-06-23 22:33:35

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Niggas need
Niggasneed
Nigga sneed

2024-06-23 22:33:21

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Yes but either way niggasneed to stop being such sad sacks

2024-06-23 22:30:25

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It's never been the appearance that I'm after
It's the SOVL

2024-06-23 22:28:30

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Oh yes Jennifer Lawrence is definitely not my type but that IS the correct answer to the question

2024-06-23 22:27:20

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MARISA MONDAY!
https://i.poastcdn.org/0b69bba9c161b94a23d26ca404bbe1dafd78d31b7d89693d06914c74d61d16e4.jpeg

2024-06-23 22:21:05

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The correct answer is "a tall girl with a big ass, like Jennifer Lawrence" btw

2024-06-23 22:20:18

Guys please i wanted this to be a funny post
#note1gfa…jyh5

2024-06-23 21:35:54

What kind of girl is your type?

2024-06-22 22:49:35

I'm still malding, coping, seething

2024-06-21 22:57:39

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weird boobs alert :alert:

2024-06-20 10:46:48

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AND THEN YOU ASK THAT NICE GIRL OUT

2024-06-20 10:31:39

Beautiful risings, pharaohs

2024-06-13 12:36:05

>How are you?
Not much
>What's up?
Good

2024-06-05 12:38:51

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Yeah how's your flavor of paganism doing? Are the action figures and video games and Marvel movies to your liking?

2024-05-28 14:19:28

I'M JUST A MAN WHOSE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE BEYOND HIS CONTROL

2024-05-23 01:28:01

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Well I guess whiteys would be used to the flavor of vomit, huh

2024-05-23 01:15:49

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retards

2024-05-23 01:11:10

WHITE BOY UPSET THAT'S HE'S POORER THAN US REAL NIGGAS FROM THE HOOD LOL
#note1ylj…n5pk

2024-05-23 00:58:33

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try not to be poor next time, white boy lol

2024-05-23 00:42:25

LOOK AT ALL THAT FLAVA THERE DROPPIN IN THAT PLATINUM JUICE
https://i.poastcdn.org/96c0473b1cdd5ccc5a51917a4493d83515613ef78574b23067aead70dfac0174.mp4

2024-05-22 19:55:22

"Knighthood, instead, appeared as a supertenitorial and supernational community in which its members, who were consecrated to military priesthood, no longer had a homeland and thus were bound by faithfulness not to people but, on the one hand, to an ethics that had as its fundamental values honor, truth, courage, and loyalty' and, on the other hand, to a spiritual authority of a universal type..."

2024-05-22 12:46:44

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Kill yourself, nigga
https://i.poastcdn.org/2050703c10132c557fec8e5bf89ccc9f4c1faf8d1a6444a95e9058cb33772c9f.png

2024-05-20 14:43:38

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You're literally autistic lol

2024-05-19 22:16:10

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Sorry gaboid, I have no clue what the fuck you're talking about

2024-05-19 21:58:16

Asked cute girl at work in the puffy clothes if she wanted to go antiquing with me sometime and she said yes
We are so back
https://i.poastcdn.org/8960b8ac7121f44826dd028879e2dc7b36ba20180fc18aaa7ce0359020915a53.mp4

2024-05-19 15:23:38

>Management is getting on my case again about "career advancement"
>My supervisor has now roped my manager (the soylennial boomer) into this
>"Do you know how frustrating it is for leadership to have someone with the knowledge and skill that you do without wanting to actually go anywhere with it?"
>"We need to get you out of your comfort zone"
https://i.poastcdn.org/b8acda4bc5c21979d37ecea8493f4839d76dfdb5f003f8e6067cdfa82ad2355c.jpeg

2024-05-16 22:51:50

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I'm black

2024-05-16 21:51:29

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The what

2024-05-16 21:50:07

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This is why the boobies are superior
Pleasant to look at
Pleasant to play with
You can have your cake and eat it too

2024-05-16 21:38:40

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Nigga I've seen vaginas irl and they are NOT pretty

2024-05-16 21:26:05

What does the P in "pussy" stand for?

2024-05-16 17:47:36

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And that's *worse* than what they're doing now?

2024-05-16 17:24:55

I think I'd have more respect for gaboids if they called themselves names like "BoobieKisser" and "ElfEarNibbler" instead of "WhiteWarrior1488" and "JewH8ter :sonnenrad: :windmilloffriendship: ✊🏻 "

2024-05-07 22:15:43

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://i.poastcdn.org/9d9e13811c49345f7ea27ab414f9d802a17957d353774d2df26894be90b3c641.png

2024-05-07 19:44:20

Holy fuck
https://i.poastcdn.org/262c533545c311cf86e50add577c9c08a53489c63532524953f9eaaecd19ee2b.jpg

2024-05-02 19:26:12

Is Canada okay?
https://i.poastcdn.org/8d5edafd2f816828fb3be16f454a51286374f715091ba9ce58f160c237993645.png

2024-05-01 10:42:47

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I can't raise a family with a dog. A dog can't pelt me with snowballs on a cold winter day. A dog can't live as long as I do. A dog can't cook or sing or dance or laugh the way a girl can. But the bar has been set so unbelievably low now that pets are expected to be more affectionate than who we're supposed to marry. That's fucked.

2024-05-01 10:39:36

The conceot of dogie wife is a miserable one. Saying that you want a wife who likes being around you, who smiles when she sees you, who's loyal and affectionate instead of someone who feels like a drag all the time. Tell this to so e people and they suggest that what you want isn't a wife, but a dog. How disgusting that's what we've come to.
#note1zwy…59m5

2024-05-01 01:36:36

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It's entirely possible of course but everything I've seen and learned about industrial pharmaceuticals would generally lead me to believe the opposite

2024-05-01 01:33:54

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>god can only do so much
Fundamentally incorrect

2024-05-01 01:31:35

I hope that Cornelius guy finds God and overcomes his schizophrenia

2024-04-15 20:11:37

I feel like getting a random girl off a dating app drunk and then being a gentleman and turning her down when she tries to have sex with me. As a form of entertainment.

2024-04-11 13:49:06

@npub1nep…5gyq this you, nigga?
https://i.poastcdn.org/e3663e00690dbcc4df90eaceffc178b9801f6a1ab0a96127ed6fa68c8d2fd2f6.mp4

2024-03-13 19:19:37

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ASKED?

2024-03-13 19:18:05

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WHO

2024-03-13 19:15:22

STAR WARS SUCKS

2024-03-13 00:09:29

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WHERE ARE THE TUMMY PICS YOU DUMB BROAD?

2024-03-13 00:06:21

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YEAH HAHA REAL FUNNY MEME YOU DUMB STUPID BITCH
YOUR BIO SAYS YOU'RE A WOMAN
AND THE RULES VERY CLEARLY STATE THAT WOMEN HAVE TO SEND ME TUMMY PICS OR ELSE I HAVE TO BLOCK THEM
SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

2024-03-13 00:05:11

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It's not me that's been doing the best trolling today

2024-03-13 00:04:35

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ARE YOU A WOMAN?

2024-03-13 00:02:56

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I love watamelon

2024-03-12 23:59:55

Guys you actually don't have to reply to people/posts you don't like or agree with

2024-03-12 23:50:42

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What's wrong with dating single moms?

2024-03-12 23:46:42

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@npub19eg…46k0 Aria pic posted

2024-03-12 23:13:41

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Robert's always such a character!

2024-03-12 23:11:41

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ARE YOU A WOMAN?

2024-03-12 23:11:14

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ARE YOU A WOMAN?

2024-03-12 23:08:12

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ARE YOU A WOMAN?

2024-03-12 23:06:35

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He's my favorite newfriend

2024-03-12 22:58:12

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U better not be

2024-03-12 22:47:50

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Okay buddy that sounds just a little crazy. Maybe you should see a therapist about your paranoia.

2024-03-12 22:41:15

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What's wrong with Jews?

2024-03-12 22:39:42

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ARE YOU A WOMAN?

2024-03-12 22:29:50

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Maybe warn someone next time

2024-03-12 22:29:10

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Weird boobs

2024-03-12 22:16:30

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Wow you seem to know a lot about communist leaders... Are you secretly a communist trying to falseflag to get people on your side?

2024-03-12 22:13:09

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GREAT
GET BLOCKED FATTY
WHEN YOU REGRET BEING A DUMB BITCH YOU CAN SEND THOSE PICS TO GET UNBLOCKED

2024-03-12 22:12:20

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Freud was Jewish though, mr. "antisemite". You need to start thinking about all the things you're missing out on because of your prejudice: all the potential friends and lovers, the exotic cultures, and ESPECIALLY the great food

2024-03-12 22:10:48

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OKAY WELL MISS "BIG ON GAB" (IS THAT A WEIGHT THING?)
THE RULES CLEARLY STATE THAT YOU HAVE TO SEND ME PICS OF YOUR TUMMY OR ELSE I HAVE TO BLOCK YOU
YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE PROBABLY FAT THOUGH SO IF YOU WANT YOU CAN JUST SEND THEM TO @npub12e2…56j9 AND HE'LL LET ME KNOW THAT I DON'T HAVE TO BLOCK YOU
THEM'S THE BREAKS
I DON'T MAKE THE RULES I JUST ENFORCE EM LADY

2024-03-12 22:09:08

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#note1alu…jc6p

2024-03-12 22:07:19

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You're letting your antisemitism run rampant and it's clouding your view of the good people of the world

2024-03-12 22:03:47

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You're hurting yourself more than anyone else by holding those hateful beliefs.

2024-03-12 22:02:30

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God's Chosen People, I'm told

2024-03-12 22:00:02

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It's not a competition. We can all work together for the betterment of humankind.

2024-03-12 21:57:27

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ARE YOU A WOMAN?

2024-03-12 21:55:28

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It's not "White society" though and never has been. It's "American society" to everyone that isn't a horrible racist.

2024-03-12 21:51:20

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I respect (some of) them

2024-03-12 21:49:29

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How the fuck did you get to this post, newfag?