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Woodshop "Danger" Handman

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2025-01-26 22:59:21 UTC

Told a girl at work that I can smell her from dozens of yards away and she continued to willingly initiate conversation with me throughout the day and tell me I'm crazy

2025-01-24 23:36:08 UTC

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But why vtubers

2025-01-12 23:08:27 UTC

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GET ME OUT

2025-01-06 20:30:26 UTC

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Idk man I don't think it really matters if the obese greasy pigs at shartmart are "receptive to our message" just because they're white

2025-01-06 19:43:06 UTC

Millenials are "The Raped: The Generation"

2025-01-06 18:49:47 UTC

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*posts

2024-09-05 18:32:04 UTC

Sneezeoid Coldpilled Snotcel

2024-09-05 18:15:07 UTC

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"ConfederateHobo found dead in Virginia"

2024-09-05 18:14:16 UTC

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Maybe we should just start proposing to every girl we meet that seems like she might be our type. No dating, no pick up lines, no "cold opens" or whatever. Just skip the bullshit.

2024-09-05 17:45:50 UTC

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What the fuck are you talking about niggq

2024-09-05 17:38:42 UTC

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It's both. There are dudes without self-awareness that manage to not be off-putting and there are guys with self-awareness that act weird and gross (how many shit and piss and cum posts have we made?). It's gonna vary from person to person but obviously self-awareness across the board would improve things dramatically.

2024-09-05 17:34:39 UTC

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"Chad was saying some things about immigration that really made me think, but then Cleetus and Kyle kept sending me really weird memes about black people and jews and gay sex and I really just don't want to be associated with weirdos like that."

2024-09-05 15:55:50 UTC

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Not to sound like an opticsfag but whatever "momentum" the "movement" had isn't being killed by jews or the government or whatever, but niggas being as unlikable and off-putting as possible

2024-09-05 15:47:20 UTC

#note1rdc…va4y
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2024-09-05 15:16:46 UTC

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MARISA MONDAY
https://i.poastcdn.org/5f8267492d2dc48f81b0c6f83419086b03595b2a6d7ed19d0682537dfcfb7324.png

2024-09-05 13:14:41 UTC

SO NOW I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING WITH A FAT CUP OF PISS

2024-09-05 13:03:12 UTC

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YOU BLOODY ARROGANT BASTARD BITCH
FACK YOU

2024-09-05 13:00:09 UTC

About fucking time
#note15p4…e782

2024-09-05 12:59:53 UTC

Atheists got so BTFO by fedora memes and being associated with reddit that they started larping as a materialistic marvel/god of war "religion" to try to save face when they insult (and get dunked on by) Christians online except it makes them look like dweebs just as much as atheism did.

2024-09-05 12:31:56 UTC

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Yes it is. Cry about it.

2024-09-05 12:27:01 UTC

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I'm not whining nigga
Some gaboid sperg got banned
I got what I want

2024-09-05 12:21:23 UTC

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"I'm going to whine online" Got it.

2024-09-05 12:19:20 UTC

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Okay. What are you going to do about it, nerd?

2024-09-05 11:39:16 UTC

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At least I got to use the "They can't be that bad, just shut the fuck up" bit lol

2024-09-05 11:26:10 UTC

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>He said some guy was using "genocidal language" against Whites because they said christmas and easter and valentines day are christian holidays and not pagan ones
LMFAOOOO

2024-09-05 11:18:58 UTC

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what was the post that did him in?

2024-09-04 23:24:34 UTC

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Yeah but I'm righter

2024-09-04 23:15:16 UTC

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Do u think your average american small town/settlement didn't have a blacksmith or something?
https://i.poastcdn.org/54c0be5729571cca273eff33b9bcb29003d32a0ff15c34ea7bb44f29374078df.jpg

2024-09-04 23:04:59 UTC

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Okay what about before we had "plants"? What about before industrial society (gay, evil, retarded)?

2024-09-04 22:54:29 UTC

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EVEN WORSE
IT IS POSSIBLE
WE JUST DON'T HAVE IT

2024-09-04 21:59:07 UTC

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https://i.poastcdn.org/ad0d351d5b5c0f45aad257b5ef0bf955b439ca14fe758400928be6b721e5f18e.mp4

2024-09-04 21:37:23 UTC

rightoids NOT publicly share the deviant sexual scenarios they imagine involving other men challenge

2024-09-04 21:18:49 UTC

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OH, THE ONES BEFORE CARS BECAME A NECESSITY?

2024-09-04 21:18:18 UTC

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NORDOIDS BARELY COUNT
REAL EUROPE WAS MADE BY HISPANOIDS AND GERMANICS
SPAIN, FRANCE, GERMANY, ITALY, AND THEIR SURROUNDING MINOR COUNTRIES

2024-09-04 21:14:56 UTC

MY REAL NAME IS JOHN HYPERBOREA
#note1pe4…kgx3

2024-09-04 21:09:59 UTC

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You laugh react but I'm not joking in the slightest.

2024-09-04 21:07:53 UTC

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Yes. I don't wear more than a T-shirt until it's under 30 degrees and anything above 65 is tank top and shorts weather.
https://i.poastcdn.org/1fc847d8b3b71a7b51016954dd390ea993954eae2e84118865496cd54eab3abf.mp4

2024-09-04 20:59:38 UTC

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And right in the middle we have 50 degrees, the perfect temperature, where you go outside in a T-shirt and jeans like God intended.

2024-09-04 20:55:48 UTC

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>The game wasn't made for you
>It's your fault sales are bad. You should have bought it!
Uhhhhhhhhh

2024-09-04 20:50:03 UTC

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>local jew saying that we should use metric (gay) over imperial (based)

2024-09-04 20:03:43 UTC

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###-##-####
testing

2024-09-04 19:23:41 UTC

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HAVE YOU WATCHED [LATEST STREAMING SERVICE TELEVISION SLOP]?
YEAH I'M SO EXCITED FOR [COOKIE CUTTER TRIPLE A VIDEO GAME RELEASE]
WE SHOULD GET SOME [CORPORATE CHAIN RESTAURANT FACTORY PROCESSED """FOOD"""] AFTER WORK

2024-09-04 19:15:39 UTC

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I'VE SEEN NORMAL AMERICANS
I'VE HEARD WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE THEM

2024-09-04 16:02:29 UTC

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Do you always write excessively long-winded fart-huffing paragraphs like this

2024-09-04 15:53:11 UTC

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I figured we were just talking about live-action slop

2024-09-04 15:52:31 UTC

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dang I really wish I never read this post haha

2024-09-04 15:44:24 UTC

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I haven't played a lot of games, really. Mostly action platformers from when I was a kid. I just bought Psychonauts yesterday.

2024-09-04 15:40:19 UTC

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I feel like there's probably a bunch that aren't half bad but a lot of them are from games I've never played and I've never seen the movies so I couldn't judge

2024-09-04 15:28:52 UTC

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>implying Mortal Kombat wasn't kino

2024-09-04 15:13:24 UTC

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A wife

2024-09-04 14:38:51 UTC

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He's literally me...

2024-09-04 14:15:23 UTC

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY IS THIS SHIT REAL LMFAOOOOOO :laughing_crying:
https://i.poastcdn.org/ba94a5fc189b7358056d0c4cd3f2737519522aad517616274025162704783e5d.png

2024-09-03 23:48:09 UTC

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>EIGHT YEARS
What the fuck were they doing with all that time?

2024-09-03 00:25:35 UTC

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haha wew lad do you have a pic haha

2024-09-03 00:22:37 UTC

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Damn hag lovers are really eatin' good, huh?

2024-09-02 20:33:09 UTC

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wait a minute, that candle...
https://i.poastcdn.org/5bc0a687def61e6615318ae0450142b6df454d4055e797bd2dddc6a26cdda0a2.png

2024-09-02 18:09:33 UTC

#note1enc…tffg
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2024-08-30 22:42:05 UTC

Been a while since we had a tummy tuesday

2024-08-30 22:14:42 UTC

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GENKI
DOG TYPE
EXPRESSIVE
TOMBOYISH
SINCERE
MARISA KIRISAME

2024-08-30 22:11:24 UTC

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Wrong, my type is a constant beacon and it only gets sharper and more refined the more cute 2d women I see

2024-08-30 21:58:37 UTC

Cute girl who says actually "fiddlesticks" IRL unironically
#note1ck6…33kz
https://i.poastcdn.org/a9c8b9c7dee1f91d707f84140403584287ba76c0747d6015bb40953004cdc3dc.jpg

2024-08-30 07:31:15 UTC

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Tie me to a pumpkin spice latte at fire it at the cute girls. I am ready.
https://i.poastcdn.org/f381c23a7699b402d466969803e589b8a6709dfe4043b45b53e6d8d8325cc07d.jpg

2024-08-29 20:38:47 UTC

There hasn't been a school shooting in the news for a while

2024-08-27 14:08:49 UTC

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Nigga do you think that's a Jewish name

2024-08-27 14:05:40 UTC

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>"Curly hair is jewish!"
>"He mentions a circumciser in Hardware Store"
>"He's pretty big in the (((music industry)))"
That's literally it

2024-08-26 23:39:45 UTC

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I'm a black canadian

2024-08-26 19:59:39 UTC

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://i.poastcdn.org/fd772f375d7f9a22e2ca11a25e0942fc0cea55c04fcc5d93fdaa3c0b972bf0fa.jpg

2024-08-26 19:59:15 UTC

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YOOOOOOO
https://i.poastcdn.org/88ac0eef24117b515feaee653beefaf6e0b4a1a48d4a1f98a87ade5d9b9a5ade.jpg

2024-08-26 19:55:28 UTC

Okay I am now in the manga section of Bass Pro Shop do you guys have any recommendations?
https://i.poastcdn.org/e55be4d47402cbe90368eb8efa6fc1b13895245a6bf5730551145f7f45526538.jpg

2024-08-26 19:26:08 UTC

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Why aren't any working here

2024-08-26 19:05:19 UTC

I am at Bass Pro Shop and not only are there no cute goth girls here like I was promised, there's actually not a single white person here, staff or patronage

2024-08-26 14:58:13 UTC

"The concept of the 'e-girl' is an attempt to artificially make disgusting fujoshi women seem attractive through social media"
https://i.poastcdn.org/ac21608e3f92e8ea3456085b93ede7d2ef3eaa10cd1a89f17e6ccbb9271a33e0.png

2024-08-26 12:23:11 UTC

Autistic niggas love to believe their social media platform of choice is actually some weapon tgat can change the fate of the world or whatever instead of just being a place to post funny shit with people you like and dunk on people you hate

2024-08-18 07:50:42 UTC

Good morning it is Marisa Monday once again
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https://i.poastcdn.org/aa750bfba74d260cd1fe6fe23e6d1c6cbf866216d04f24e74dd7317e1d3f329f.png
https://i.poastcdn.org/f00cf7b2051c51b2480f70a2a11d67eabd6737a82af47c9156f0fba2fd6657fa.png

2024-08-15 21:01:33 UTC

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why did you even type all that nigga lol
https://i.poastcdn.org/23a06c5ebbb8e1eb927d1dded62bb1c4d4df5f7f48fd0f3011e142c213ab0f43.png

2024-08-15 20:07:15 UTC

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Nigga I made it up. It is a joke post. Are you autistic?

2024-08-15 20:04:34 UTC

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What the fuck are you talking about

2024-08-15 20:03:33 UTC

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What

2024-08-15 19:50:53 UTC

Some guys on Poast.com called me a gaboid so I wrote up fanfiction about him and how every girl he ever came into contact was a total whore who sleeps with everyone but him. That will teach them to call us mentally ill sex pest weirdos.
#note1p9z…ck69

2024-08-15 18:21:53 UTC

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>asparagus
what

2024-08-15 18:19:49 UTC

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"What do you do for a living?"
"I have a bunch of femcel girlfailures that live in my barn and I collect their piss to sell to racists on niche corners of the internet."
"Oh..."

2024-08-14 20:56:18 UTC

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>The ghost of kiev was over two years ago
what the fuck

2024-08-14 15:15:00 UTC

Yeah, that's going on a shirt
#note1u54…v95s

2024-08-13 23:41:41 UTC

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It's fine that kind of thing gets hidden by drywall and plastic siding anyway so the people that actually live there will never even know :)

2024-08-13 23:38:58 UTC

LMAOOOOOO
#note1d2w…hn62
https://i.poastcdn.org/d9e73b625e9c1d437411af78f93022210c5ac7c570b8f8a9b24cf7155da33766.jpg

2024-08-13 23:15:10 UTC

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Man, I WISH it was an AI thing instead of shit they come up with themselves
poa.st/objects/e62aaa2b-2c87-483d-b3ad-236125a0351a

2024-08-13 15:54:52 UTC

Rightoids are BANNED from talking about sex until they can get a grip and stop projecting humiliation fetishes on the world

2024-08-11 22:31:36 UTC

Whoah the notorious contrarian retard just posted some retarded contrarian take? For real? On God???

2024-08-10 08:07:24 UTC

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Man you literally chose your username based on some retarded beat-to-death 4chan meme about blacks. You're just as bad.

2024-08-08 22:02:11 UTC

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It genuinely feels like some bad fan-made unity project. Sonic Omens-tier.

2024-08-08 21:57:54 UTC

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Yeah every sonic game has felt really floaty and just bad to handle for like two decades now. Shadow the Hedgehog was genuinely the last one that felt GOOD. Youtube essayist fags would use the term "good gamefeel".

2024-08-08 21:50:55 UTC

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Me but with Sonic Adventure 3 :pensive_cowboy:

2024-08-08 15:33:39 UTC

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okay yeah so you're autistic. got it.

2024-08-08 15:31:15 UTC

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are you autistic

2024-08-08 15:08:51 UTC

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It's the same DetroitRiotCity nigga that tried to tell me earlier that having Kamala in the white house would be another "humiliation ritual for the white man" and got very upset at me when I asked him how exactly people had to actively participate in it to make that a "ritual".

2024-08-08 15:06:00 UTC

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Even worse, the nigga is saying "Trump is the acceleration candidate because they'll have to fake the election even harder if we all vote for him"
Apparently that will save the country just like it did in 2020

2024-08-08 15:00:00 UTC

Niggas on here are really saying "accelerationism actually means voting for the retarded evil pedophile politician I like, not the other one"
https://i.poastcdn.org/f718261f9cb934fc3b51f09822d4444aa4e720409002b0b4ad671a47e75e1696.mp4

2024-08-03 21:52:33 UTC

Cute girl at work (not my type) stopping me to ask me why I bring a gallon of milk to work everyday

2024-08-02 07:04:13 UTC

Don't tell aneemay graph maze but simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight

2024-08-01 17:35:10 UTC

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I reject any world where love isn't real
https://i.poastcdn.org/4f0939c24a67d075d97cb2f87bc5180b6cddcfd99c75a24a6f7d95e7d6f91641.jpg