🆘Bill Cole 🇺🇦

Dad, Husband, Sysadmin, Anti-Spammer, Disillusioned Radical Lefty, Old GenX-er.
I'm fat and I have a headache|AntiFa Patriot|
BLACK LIVES MATTER!
Living on occupied land previously shared by many Anishinaabe peoples.

#Detroit #Michigan #USA #Sysadminnery #BadDad #ADHD #infosec #IWeepSixColors #Spam #ASF #SpamAssassin

Website: https://scconsult.com
Occupying: Third Stopping Place of the Anishinaabeg Migration
IndexedBy: https://tootfinder.ch
Pronouns: Honestly I don’t care but no one will understand if you use she/her.

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grumpybozo_at_toad.social@momostr.pink

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relay.damus.io

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2026-09-18T06:26:34Z

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2026-09-04 14:26:22 UTC

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VLANs?

2026-09-01 18:59:44 UTC

#TIL: While freebsd-update supports jails with “-j" it cannot run properly for more than one jail at a time AND it has no locking mechanism, so that when you try to update 2 jails at the same time, at least one will break.
So, I need to do a proper build/installworld on some of my jails... <sigh>
#Sysadminnery #FreeBSD

2026-08-30 20:33:02 UTC

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Oh yeah, I didn’t even notice that bit. Definitely slop.

2026-08-30 20:27:10 UTC

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That style so common in LLMs and diffusion models does predate them but it’s got a weird focal indecisiveness that no human artist would even think to try drawing.

2026-08-15 15:52:54 UTC

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/117095539975924734
This is my term of choice. “Hacker” is too loaded with both negative and positive connotations.
#note1mdz…dv29

2026-08-03 21:43:17 UTC

Listening to NPRATC, a Frank Langfitt story about the “Charney Sibs” who are *dozens* of biological children of a single fertility doctor.
Many of them are doctors. Multiple OB-GYNs & at least one urologist, Also, many accomplished academics.
It really makes me wonder about the nature of heredity. These people didn’t grow up in a random sample of households, they grew up with parents who could afford the best fertility doctor in Philly. So this isn’t evidence really. It just LOOKS like it.

2026-07-23 14:49:58 UTC

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It’s insane. In principle the patent applications should have enough information to reconstruct a functional design. There are working examples of the device that can be examined and copied.

2026-07-20 21:22:05 UTC

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additional cursor visibility tweaks available in Settings->Accessibility->Display. (near the bottom)

2026-06-21 16:19:12 UTC

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I think you mean Harper Woods...
Or Roseville. More likely Harper Woods.
#RandomPedantry

2026-06-05 20:59:16 UTC

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Did they stop?
It was the fact that they announced routes that raised my hope that I could maybe get into whatever testing/partial rollout they are doing.

2026-06-05 19:08:21 UTC

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Surprisingly, this will be ammunition for me...
WOW has done a mix of ignoring me and providing lame excuses for why they can’t give me any IPv6 to supplement my /29 IPv4 block. The simple fact that Comcast is doing IPv6 may hit the right point of attack.
Or it may just get me off my ass and switch.

2026-02-25 22:04:22 UTC

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116132930980342790
It’s gonna be so funny when it turns out that Alzheimer’s is a post-viral syndrome of Varicella (brain Shingles!) and we turn out to have cured it inadvertently in recent decades by developing the Chickenpox and Shingles vaccines.
Herpesviruses are turning out to be a particularly nasty bunch. I just did a quickie review of their Wikipedia pages and we’re learning all sorts of ugliness. Looks like they *all* go latent in nerves and come back bad.
#note1dxy…8zfv

2026-01-20 18:40:29 UTC

BTW: Do not do this unless you want to help Google enclose the email world. [@jmason_links](https://mstdn.social/@jmason_links ) https://mstdn.social/@jmason_links/115926895528138976

2025-10-09 16:14:27 UTC

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I kinda want to try it...
I mean, I use beef, bacon, beer, and beans in my best chili, so it wouldn't necessarily be bad. (The beer is part of the meat prep.)
But yes: Aggressively American.

2025-10-04 17:39:29 UTC

It is really weird to listen to the classic This American Life episode being played this week. It is one of their early episodes, from 1997, telling of the tale of Harold Washington, the 1st Black mayor of Chicago.
I've listened to TAL forever so I've heard this one at least thrice before. It is very good.
What's odd is that it is so stylistically identifiable as being *EARLY* TAL. It uses all the old bump & background music that they used heavily back then. I am being earwormed.

2025-08-23 17:18:30 UTC

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Truly local ISPs barely exist any more in the USA, nearly everyone gets access through one of the major cable TV, legacy POTS, or national mobile phone providers. Those access providers don't block anything which they might get sued for. Also, a lot of domain name resolution these days bypasses access providers so domain-wise blocking would not work.
So this is Bluesky using one of the (imperfect) "Geo-IP" mapping databases to refuse service.

2025-07-19 13:38:42 UTC

The warning signs around MRI machines are not kidding.
Man dies after being sucked into Long Island MRI machine https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-dies-sucked-long-island-mri-machine-rcna219720

2025-06-23 01:24:46 UTC

Not a word about WHY he’s paving it over. He just is. https://fediscience.org/@petergleick/114729442831614255

2025-06-19 19:21:40 UTC

Anyone who took this long to split with Trump is untrustable. They have a history of spectacularly poor judgment mixed with moral turpitude and they failed to recognize their own error for about a decade. It’s nice to have a vote change and good to have someone intimate with the MAGA mindset trying to persuade his former co-religionists, but anyone who stuck with Trump past the first quarter of 2017 has a lot of eager evil to atone for. https://beige.party/@Lana/114711292686762490

2025-06-11 22:16:28 UTC

But, they were evil. Even if you happen to be descended from them. They did a definitively evil thing, and it was a defining choice of their lives. Everyone knew that the war was about continuing and entrenching slavery. More than any modern war, it was feasible for conscripts to escape service, either by paying or by running west.
I guarantee that every person reading this has some evil ancestor.
Get over yourself, JD.
https://bsky.app/profile/patriottakes.bsky.social/post/3lrdwqkhmv22x

2025-05-07 14:38:25 UTC

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That's dependent on your installation details. However, I suspect that in your setup you need to run as root to read files in /srv/vmail/ but need to train as amavis, so the "--username=amavis" is required. If your setup isn't Amavis+virtual mailboxes+SQL you may need something else.
Incidentally, the best place to find good free help with SpamAssassin from a broad range of users with different setups is the Users' mailing list. https://cwiki.apache.org/confluence/display/spamassassin/MailingLists for details.

2025-05-07 13:20:12 UTC

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For many users, the Bayes plugin works well. Inherently it makes some errors but they should be manageable.
One of the most common problem people have with the SA Bayes subsystem is training the wrong database. Make sure you run sa-learn as the same user that is doing the checking at delivery time.
It is possible to "overtrain" the Bayes DB, especially if it isn't getting expired regularly.
(I'm a contributor & PMC member for SpamAssassin)

2025-04-09 13:22:25 UTC

Fuck #Google and the garbage imitation of IMAP that they foist on users & fuck their #SecurityTheater of demanding CASA audits of every IMAP client before they allow it to do OAuth2.
If you use #GMail (or Google Workspace) you are actively supporting the enclosure of #email. Google does not want independent standards-compliant MUAs to touch their mail system. Google wants all of its users using their shit web interface or their shoddy apps. They want to own your email.
#InfoSec #Rant

2025-04-06 16:01:50 UTC

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I took cross-lake rides on the Badger and its retired peers 3 times as a teen, on family road tripsin the 70s and 80s. Given an excuse for doing so again, I'd jump at it. The trip really drives home the fact that L. Michigan is a real inland sea so big that shapes its own weather.

2025-03-29 21:06:09 UTC

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No, of course I'm kidding about the violence...
I would however like to understand why the automatic defaults are so horrible and why everything is presented badly. Extracting that info could get messy...

2025-03-29 21:02:59 UTC

If I could find the people who created the disk prep portion of the Alma Linux installer I would spend the rest of my life in prison. It would be worth it. It bears a resemblance to something I've used before so I guess the RH/CentOS folks are likely the perpetrators.
All I want is a 3-way mirror with minimal complexity on 3 SSDs. It can be done, but only by ignoring bad clues in the GUI. You can get to that setup, but it is not surfaced at all.
#EnterpriseLinux #AlmaLinux #Sysadminnery

2025-03-23 20:20:44 UTC

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The stats we collect for the #SpamAssassin project (mass-scan results from participating sites) have long shown that spammers are more consistent at making SPF, DKIM, and DMARC correct than are legitimate senders. DMARC in particular has no discernible benefit for most senders, so it is a useless signal.
Rejecting mail based solely on authentication failures of those deeply flawed authentication methods does more harm than good.

2025-01-15 14:46:06 UTC

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That's extremely strange. If my phone was doing that I'd be investing time in Apple interaction (i.e. Genius Bar) to get a fix or at least make sure that they recognize the problem as demanding a fix.
It's possible malware. I would not bet on that if you're not an individually high-value target but some untargeted iOS malware exists.

2025-01-15 02:40:42 UTC

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Cannot reproduce. Are you sure you didn’t accidentally hit the microphone icon in Messages?

2025-01-10 22:49:50 UTC

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I did not know that.
Have you tried UTM? https://mac.getutm.app
I have not tried it yet but it claims to run macOS on macOS and prompt for how to connect USB devices.

2025-01-10 19:22:13 UTC

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I can't say that it *works* because I've never tried using it, but VMWare Fusion always asks about where to connect my Yubikey (VM or host) when I plug it in. So it *thinks* it can make it work.

2024-11-25 18:47:08 UTC

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Pretty sure that's NOT #photography, given the date and the complex color...

2024-11-10 19:21:21 UTC

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Gravitational time lensing?
(~30% not kidding)

2024-10-28 17:57:56 UTC

Fascists want everyone else to think there’s no point to voting. They want average people to be disgusted by politics and uninterested in policy. https://mastodon.social/@dangillmor/113383723684616734

2024-10-22 23:26:24 UTC

I’m appalled. Just saw an add for eye drops containing the active ingredient perfluorohexyloctane.
My OC is 40yo, but even I can see that is a #PFAS. The octane tail doesn’t save it.
#ForeverChemicals #Miebo

2024-10-22 19:40:42 UTC

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If it’s any help, I really like my Unicomp New Model M. It doesn’t strike me as a gamer kbd at all… No fancy backlights, no weird layouts or compressed form factor, just a big 100+ key traditional keyboard with the most traditional and wonderfully loud switch mechanisms in existence.

2024-10-18 13:41:57 UTC

A stupid thread dominating the #Postfix ML this week has me mourning the death of my profession.
Some sub-bozo sysadmin really wants an official Postfix container to exist. Because he really wants to be able to manage everything with #Kubernetes. Or maybe because he wants to be the guy who maintains the official Postfix container...
#PSA: If you believe that your #email server can or should be managed with #k8s, or Docker, or Podman, you should reconsider your career choices.
#Sysadminnery

2024-10-16 18:30:59 UTC

Amen. I’ve read a few critiques of #Passkeys; they all seem to miss the mark. It is early days still & the real problems so far are quirks of specific implementations. It also seems that some people also don’t get that the point of tying a private key & cert to a specific *trustworthy* device is to make it non-portable, unlike a user+pass or user+pass+TOTP combo, e.g. in a password manager blob being tossed around like a bong with a half-ounce bowl.
#InfoSec #WebAuthn https://digipres.club/@dsalo/113318092325311618

2024-10-05 17:22:30 UTC

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Also for bank accounts. You really want to know if someone has managed to wire out your entire balance.

2024-09-29 19:38:15 UTC

TAKE THAT FLAT_EARTHERS!!! https://mastodon.social/@livelakemichigan/113222388804243303

2024-08-02 18:17:59 UTC

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FWIW, archive download was always flaky. I think they must have staged all of the pending archives on low-performance systems.