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2024-08-07 16:32:39 UTC

This @npub1get…0nfm is some bullshit.
All my sats just went pof, cant log into hub, cant restore hub, cant do nothing.
400usd I had there.
If you want this wallet to restore or whatever the fuck.
You can have it for fucking free, I’m done with this shit.
Lightning up my fucking ass is what it is.
Hit me up and I’ll give you the seed phrase and backup file from the node.
I’m too stupid to do shit with this and I am not wasting any more time with this.
Way to go, make an application that makes me feel so fucking stupid that I’m just giving away hundreds of dollars just to be rid of it.
#alby #asknostr #freesats4u #btc #lightning

2024-08-04 04:51:46 UTC

Bitcoin Daddy is not amused when the government tries to stop him from smoking lightning. He is the OG daddy cool. Just look at him.
He was once arrested for having too much swag, can you belive that?
But they had to let him go because he was too cool for the heat.
Badumtsss!
Just going to make an update on yesterday’s rant.
I have not looked at notifications, I was in such a mood, still am, but it’s looking a lot brighter and I’m not ready to be distracted.
My brain finally decided to join the mission to get my albyhub back online.
I got backups of key and nwc for albyhub.
I wanted to nuke the whole thing and just add the backups to a fresh OS.
I could do that and it might work, but that would be very reckless when I can just flash to another sdcard and add the backups there.
Save the first sdcard incase it doesn’t work, at least then I can fallback to fixing the original. Or if I could figure out how I broke it, maybe I won’t do it again? big maybe.
This hub was working fine so I’ve been fixated on trying to get this one to work again, since it was working, should be able to get it to work again?
It never struck me to just make another…
Crossing my fingers, if it works, and if I didn’t manage to transfer all my sats to the wrong address I’ll be zapping like Zeus in no time. Probably going to be some time, but at least I’m still trying, been feeling like giving up so many times already.
#nostr #alby #albyhub #zap #btc #lightning https://image.nostr.build/2e8e2cdb2cc49bc054a758d357172145ff309db3667f98712f99e3a8363b3e3e.jpg

2024-08-02 23:18:05 UTC

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I didn’t lose them, I transferred them out of my possession thinking it would do the reverse, transfer them back into my possession.
I used the wrong address to redeem not knowing what this function was.
As no warning message was given I didn’t think I needed to act with caution.
Usually when it comes to functions that transfer coins you get some kind of indication that this will transfer fund out of your possession, I got nothing, so I thought nothing of it.
Managed to find this function in albyguide and from I can see it’s lost.
So really keys or no keys, coins are not mine anymore.

2024-08-02 23:13:05 UTC

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No doubt I see him on the GitHub

2024-08-02 23:11:44 UTC

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I thought I needed to input the address from which I wanted funds redeemed from so I just sent it all right back from where it came from «the channel funds».
Yeah I’m very much done explaining this, I’ve been trying to explain this to «Juanpaul» and «Roland» in customer support for a week now.
Like I said, I was being an idiot while I was doing this, so really it doesn’t need to make sense to you, there was an idiot was behind the wheel, mistakes were made.
I already asked for help, so this is just a report on how I feel about this, and I do not feel like an onboarding session talking about how I fucked up, how I made mistakes not knowing what I was doing, I know I fucked up, I do not feel the need to have this repeated to me.

2024-08-02 22:58:45 UTC

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I am aware of this, which is why I have provided you with all this information through customer service, more than once.
And I hear what you say, but still I copied the address from the invoice and sent the coins. You say it’s impossible, still I did it.
I have explained all the steps I made, everything I did, in great detail.
This is not me asking for support, I already have a case open with you.
This is me reporting on my experience and I do not belive that my support ticket will help with anything, I lost and this is me coming to terms with that.
I’m not quite sure how I lost, but I did.

2024-08-02 22:21:25 UTC

Well I’ve been having the worst experience.
Trying to get in on with @npub1get…0nfm
Setting it up albyhub on raspberry pi, transferring funds, trying to open a channel, thinking I made a mistake, I opened another thinking I could just close as the funds were, after all within tx alby wallet, or so I thought.
I got no confirmation on «close channel», but I got the option to redeem Onchain Funds, this was very poorly explained so I thought it would redeem from the transfer address from the channel tx, really it asked for the address I wanted it redeemed to, I was idiot I know, but there was no indication that funds would be transferred out of my possession.
So I managed to transfer all my redeemed funds out of my wallet without knowing this is what this function would do.
Not receiving funds back on close channel I thought maybe I needed to add receiving balance so I opened an invoice to «pay with another wallet», I thought this invoice would pay the fee and place the rest in my saving account, I was an idiot again, transferred to much for the invoice to registrer so now the sats just sitting there in there invoice address, did not increase my «receiving capacity», the payment has to be exact, again I did not know this and there was no indication it had to be exact.
Then my albyhub started acting up, disconnecting not allowing me to reconnect. So I update raspberry and albyhub, now I cannot even unlock my wallet, can only ssh into raspberry, albyhub.service fails, updating albyhub and rebooting only freezes the raspberry when alby starts running.
I lost more than 500k sats trying to get this running.
Now they are telling me that if I cannot unlock my albyhub, I cannot retrieve any funds I still might have. I dont think I have any funds left, to me it seemed all my channel funds was transferred out of my wallet with the redeem function. I asked them to look at my blockchain transactions to confirm this, but they are either not looking, or not telling.
Like they could just look at the transaction and see what happened with the redeeming of funds… So then I’m thinking they are not telling because they see the funds are lost and don’t to come and be outright like yeah, those coins are gone, sorry for inconvenience.
I got fucked trying to wrap my head around this and If you’re an idiot like me.
I would not recommend.
I know this amount is not a lot, but to me as a student - I could’ve easily lived off this for a month or two.
GetAlby?
I feel like I got rekt.
I’ve been robbed at gunpoint and that experience was more pleasant than this.
Signing off for now, my albyhub won’t come back online, at this point this is way over my head and I do not know what to do, how to fix, I’m afraid if I try anything else I will just fuck up and lose even more so I’ll stop here.
I’m just left with the feeling that lightning wasn’t for me, I thought bitcoin was supposed to be for everyone.
I feel like those guys who’s been victim to pig butcherialbycams, like how could you fuck up like that? how stupid can you be?
Well I didn’t even need a scammer to lose my coins with alby.
#albyhub #getalby #getrekt #alby #damus #lightning #wallet #bitcoin #asknostr #zap #getbroke #mistakesweremade

2024-07-19 15:55:08 UTC

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Might get a little addictive if one starts to receive sats here and there, I saw some people claiming they were able to buy lunch and coffee couple times a week.
I will have to check out v4v, as for nostr I agree sharing musical content might be a good idea as it’s not super saturated like all the other platforms.
The type that fits my current mood, it’s broad.
Mostly I just play guitar to any tune, rock and blues, instrumental stuff.
Been dabbling for a few year with production, hiphop, dance, edm type stuff.
Any type of psy-genre.
I don’t share my music, I don’t think it’s listenable, very critical of what I do.
But I tried up to see if you had some music online, but that username of yours is somewhat famous.
Related?

2024-07-18 18:29:18 UTC

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I hope not, would like to continue filling my coin sack for a little longer.

2024-07-18 15:12:31 UTC

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This just sounds like crazy talk.
Norway - to be able to own a gun that is not meant for hunting, you need to get e permit for that weapon and dyou need to be an active member of a shooting club, if not - you do not have a reason to own such a gun. And I think this is mostly pistols and small firearms, nothing too crazy. Nothing automated.
Now if you actually get a permit is not a given, they can just say «sorry but we don’t like your face».

2024-07-18 14:58:29 UTC

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I agree, normal interaction shouldn’t be based upon if I get a zap or not.
Got my first zap yesterday and unfortunately I do not have lightning up and running lmao.
I really don’t care if I get rewarded or not because this space seems healthy, go to reddit, twitter, youtube or facebook, it’s all advertisement, bots and unbelievable rude people. If you hold an opinion on anything you can be sure that someone will take a literal dump on you for saying so.
Someone will wish cancer upon your whole family for saying you like dogs.
I have been here for a week and I have seen one person being toxic.
This is a good space and I like it.

2024-07-18 02:36:32 UTC

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Careful now, I might take you up on that offer!
Been looking at Canada for a while, I feel like it’s Norway on steroids, but liberal. I’d be there by now if it wasn’t for the insane housing market they got going. I was going so I already got a permit and everything. But the housing stopped me, it’s worse than Norway….

2024-07-18 02:25:31 UTC

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Because then I can swap directly to my bank card and buy food.
For me it’s just more beneficial to able to eat.
But I see how anything non-kyc this can be very beneficial.
I dont know how we feel about tax, but my government feels strongly about it. Close to 40% is taxed from my fiat pay check, and that fiat instantly starts to lose its value. If I try to make up for the tax loss, Government wants a piece of that too. It’s like the Cookie Monster, it’s never enough…

2024-07-18 01:36:03 UTC

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As I thought. I don’t have this same opinion tho, defi is just decentralised.
I stake and provide LP for a few coins and I wouldn’t call it degenerate cryptardation, nice word btw.
I earn fees on all the cryptardation that happens, so maybe I’m just a degenerate lmao…
I call it better letting it sit in my banks spending account while it’s waiting to be spent on food, beer and tits.
l have btc separate from all this so I guess I can somewhat relate.

2024-07-18 01:20:05 UTC

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As for social media, this platform seems pretty damn chill.
Having one identify that can follow you through apps and services, this is how online identity should’ve been done from the get go.
I was trying to look up fellow country men when I found you, musician producer, easy follow.
Well shit and thank you! It’s the thought that counts.
Yeah I just got ably up and running, but I don’t think it’s «online».
My iPhone decided to brick itself during update so I cannot access my funds and transfer the required sats to open a lightning channel.
Going to be at least week before it’s up.

2024-07-18 00:56:49 UTC

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Wtf indeed, I’ve been fed a big lat lie my whole life.
We were always thought that the good thing about Norwegian democracy was that any single person could make a difference.
«If you see something, say something».
So if you work for the public, you should expect the public to call you out on your bullshit, but as I’m apparently going to find out…
It doesn’t work like that.
Compared to US prisons I think it’s true.
But from our point of view, it’s nothing like a resort.
It’s basically concentration camp with «nice» housing.
You learn to build benches and shit like that, rehabilitation they call it.
But the main objective is to punish by taking away your freedom and humanity.
So for those of us who have education, job experience and all that, as in not actually criminals, it’s straight up punishment.
When I can afford to leave, I’m leaving this country for good.

2024-07-17 14:18:40 UTC

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I’m allergic to this kind of hate and it’s why I stay away from these platforms. Good writing.
I can very much relate.
«Ironically, perhaps, his last words are what the regime means to say to us all: Get down, or we will put you down.»
This is Norway right now.
I got charged with «obstruction of justice» after I critiqued a local Lay judge for not doing his job proper in accordance with the values of a safe and fair democratic judiciary. He would only accept evidence admitted by the plaintiff, effectively not allowing the defendant to defend.
I voiced my opinion some time after the fact, as to not obstruct any ongoing justice.
Now I’m going to this same court to stand trial, minimum sentence is jail time if found guilty.
Freedom of speech?
Sorry we don’t sell that shit here.

2024-07-17 13:30:59 UTC

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I figured this too, so I went ahead to remove the extension and then it gave me «the why are you leaving, what did you think about Alby and so»?
- I’m number 4k something on the waiting list.
- I do not have X and I will not make an account just to go ask for an invite.
- I have no opinion of Alby because I did not get to try it.
I filled in the form and shipped it, expecting nothing.
Not a day went by before @npub1get…0nfm hooked me up with an invite.
So thanks, thats some top notch service right there!

2024-07-17 13:17:27 UTC

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My man! I will have a look at these.

2024-07-17 09:13:18 UTC

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Thanks I’ll have a look!

2024-07-17 09:09:50 UTC

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I never used to post anything, I always felt like «the dead internett» theory was somewhat true, at least content wise.
But I see a lot of interaction here so I should probably add some post of my own.
Damus indeed.
Thanks I didn’t know I could follow hashtags, thats nice!

2024-07-17 09:04:54 UTC

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Yeah that is true.
Thanks, It’s been rough, but I can feel the sun shining!

2024-07-17 09:01:13 UTC

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Yeah I’m getting around to that. Looking for people I like and then adding their list. I’m using Damus at the moment, I have not tried any others.
Any recommendations?

2024-07-17 08:57:36 UTC

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Thanks, I have found a few so I got a starting point now.
I’m using Damus now, there were so many options so I just picked one, I haven’t tested any other clients.
I really like that it follows me thought apps, just figured out how to use it in my browser.

2024-07-17 08:51:26 UTC

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Well you tell me?
I was under the impression defi was the environment where all this happens?
I’m wrong several times a day so if there’s a need to correct, please do :)

2024-07-17 08:43:22 UTC

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Yeah I’m taking it slow, there’s a lot to learn here.
I was thinking maybe there’s a list of common hashtags?

2024-07-17 08:19:31 UTC

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Thank you!
I’m still figuring out what and how, also who.

2024-07-13 16:04:41 UTC

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Then you can count me in.
Sounds so cliche to just want better for everyone, but I really do.
I can’t contribute much and that’s where I’m a little but stuck, I feel very much like a consumer, I want to be on the creating part of things.
I study maritime IT technology, so I might find myself in a position where I can contribute in future.

2024-07-13 15:58:33 UTC

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1hour46min is quite an introduction.
Thank you very much!

2024-07-13 15:55:53 UTC

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Thank you for taking a little time to explain this to me.
Yeah I just recently stopped viewing bitcoin as money and investment.
I don’t what makes a bitcoiner? I own btc? I talk about it, I search for more info and communities that are about it, I try find out as much as possible and how I can implement these things into my life.
Do I pass the bar?
I dont know, but that is what lead me to this space.

2024-07-13 13:09:09 UTC

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Hi and thanks!
You have any recommendations?
Where do I start to learn how to use this platform?
I never used socials much in the first place.

2024-07-13 12:35:29 UTC

So what does this do?
What should I do?
I always wanted a place that wasn’t x or reddit to discuss and share.
Who do I follow to learn more about using this kind of social media?
Where do I find people of general interest in this space?
I don’t have any socials to connect with this so I’m starting blank.
#Socialmedia
#Damus
#noob

2024-07-13 12:28:04 UTC

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Indeed it’s deep, my grandfather has watched me go jail for a crime I did not commit, he watched me fight this case for over a year and still get sent to jail, this also forced me to postpone my education.
He says that he doesn’t think it’s right, but one must always comply with the government.
The he still trust in the government, trust is so strong that when people in government are busted for inside trading, faking Masters, inside hiring, all the dirty Norwegian government does - it doesn’t faze him, the government taxes his pension twice and when I ask him about it he just nods and says that’s how it’s supposed to be.
I really don’t get it, but good for him believing in something I guess..
Trust dies with his generation, all the younger ones in my family have little to no trust in our government, well we trust that they will take as much money as possible from the common man.

2024-07-13 01:27:10 UTC

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I’d rather we all win tho

2024-07-13 01:20:32 UTC

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Literally just found out about this.
Mutiny wallet just sounds metal.
I like metal.

2024-07-13 00:03:02 UTC

I read this beautiful take on bitcoin the other day.
My man said that Bitcoin was the mutiny of the competent.
If you want bitcoin to go to zero then remove the incentive to mutiny.
I took me some time to really get it.
Bitcoin might very well be the biggest FU in history.
And I support it very much.
I also welcome governments in trying to repair athe issues that bitcoin can solve, then we all win.
But knowing governments, I’m just gonna keep stacking.
#introductions
#stackingsats
#bitcoin
#defi