John Satsman

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#40HPW 🎧

https://nostrapps.com/

BTC-USD as a battle: https://bitcoin-warfront.vercel.app/

Realtime Coldcard Carnage:

conservative estimate https://coldcard-watch.vercel.app/
liberal estimate https://coldcard-hack-tracker.vercel.app/

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Profile Code

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Last Notes

2026-08-16 13:44:19 UTC

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What do you do?

2026-08-16 10:53:09 UTC

I saw this and immediately made up a little scenario in my head where @nprofile…rqnm was like “well he’s dead so that didn’t work out so well for him now did it”
Just to be clear, Ben only said this in my imagination.
Long live The soon to be available but very Limited Edition Peony Lane non alcoholic grape juice & or raisins. @npub17an…2c0c
https://blossom.primal.net/00755e182bb352b6bf195cf17a229f741c012b5b308489a844828e8139610d17.jpg

2026-08-14 18:47:23 UTC

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Surely not little boys like Kevin Spacey. @npub130m…vwjv

2026-08-14 18:46:21 UTC

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Good Afternoon
https://blossom.primal.net/8bd675dfc5d15d2d01e2f7716d25f9424a2e87488b704bb990e86c91796bf984.jpg
#nevent1q…nn7n

2026-08-14 18:42:47 UTC

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What do you do?

2026-08-13 00:33:05 UTC

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Kinda shid @nprofile…7pzx would make a 33 minute video about

2026-08-11 14:09:49 UTC

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They screwed up. My entire city is like this.

2026-08-10 16:14:22 UTC

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I just hate things leaving the internet because they get a call from somebody.

2026-08-10 16:02:32 UTC

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I want to ask how this could become uncensorable but then I think about *that* side of nostr and some things need to be censored. Le sigh.

2026-08-10 15:59:05 UTC

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Gotta own the #Ferry hashtag before you can be the CFO

2026-08-10 00:56:29 UTC

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It was never in my bio. I don’t understand the argument for, nor against it.

2026-08-07 20:43:06 UTC

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What’s your stack?

2026-08-06 22:19:46 UTC

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Define a significant amount in terms of sats.

2026-08-06 22:17:54 UTC

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No , @nprofile…2ca3 .

2026-08-06 20:41:07 UTC

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Doesn’t seem dead to me

2026-08-05 23:34:10 UTC

This was amazing
She beautifully articulates how this song works & why we love it.
#Artstr #Musicstr #Tool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBA16JssR2E
https://blossom.primal.net/e000c2f6efe3fb173522cb7e0acbe5da2358d51b482097d4251be2628ef261c6.jpg

2026-08-05 20:33:37 UTC

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Tomatoes…”weirdo vegan fake foodz”

2026-08-04 22:18:44 UTC

I think I like it…
#AI #Musicstr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JycmEEc63A

2026-08-04 20:54:50 UTC

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Tangentially related #Musicstr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcv5Ma8u8k
#nevent1q…hxac

2026-08-04 12:18:57 UTC

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#artstr
#nevent1q…r2m5

2026-08-04 02:08:22 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/81b9e8ced21c590ca445212ee22dfbb8f2db53c948079de0f53b30cd7aabc121.gif

2026-08-03 14:17:19 UTC

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Gotta love nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/c7a57d318e69bff892d5275181d988db2b9e19fc759e210583339973bc8c3450.jpg

2026-08-03 14:10:56 UTC

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I’ll take Andreas over Saifedean every day of the week & twice on Sunday.

2026-08-03 13:52:14 UTC

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What are the little white dingen?

2026-08-03 12:02:16 UTC

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And by “HODL” this means keeping it, therefore not using a coldcard.
#Artstr
#nevent1q…fzgr

2026-08-03 00:26:49 UTC

We will be back to my regular #artstr poasting shortly.
https://blossom.primal.net/b5880ec0d844afaca55a4472aafc18d80c21df2b8eafdabdb92bc560164b5f0a.gif

2026-08-02 17:54:11 UTC

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1359 new btc
#nevent1q…5r6k

2026-07-31 19:15:14 UTC

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Yes

2026-07-31 17:56:18 UTC

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You need the coldcard ent somewhere(in the meatspace)
This place where you typically get things delivered is called an address.
This address, I will purchase it for 17 sats.

2026-07-31 17:49:27 UTC

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I’ll take your meatspace address for 17 sats…

2026-07-31 16:39:28 UTC

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No seedphrase needed
#nevent1q…dkas

2026-07-31 16:37:59 UTC

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Nvk & co with their 600 new bitcoin reading this
https://blossom.primal.net/b2489bc6f57f078dfbcb8bae579f319b9260df7b333b60496316dacaaf808250.gif
#nevent1q…37gn

2026-07-31 16:35:15 UTC

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Wonder if I missed the bus
https://blossom.primal.net/14d7e95da931bf65a9634e85a37f280139cb163dbe90fb26eb17f502e2bfe4d6.jpg
#nevent1q…ac6a

2026-07-31 16:27:53 UTC

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@nprofile…9e98 send me sats

2026-07-31 16:21:48 UTC

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Lies
#nevent1q…awns

2026-07-31 16:20:51 UTC

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You only make $500 per week?

2026-07-31 15:31:15 UTC

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Yea, move to paper wallet.

2026-07-27 18:03:00 UTC

nevent1qqswraj32e9vs62ps8rgqg4q6m6sugv2ry2fu7cfphd4jxjue6c0n2skxrvr9
#nevent1q…2s3n

2026-07-26 13:47:36 UTC

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*gave up a weekend for your sins

2026-07-16 19:09:04 UTC

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Shame that nostr doesn’t work

2026-07-16 15:37:04 UTC

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Tangentially related
#Musicstr cc @npub1f5p…wt3z (how I find music)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw

2026-07-14 00:53:55 UTC

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Things you tell yourself when cheating on your SO
https://blossom.primal.net/540fbc023b515a1ee389d40a26d985289f55c253d4335c6b08037bb8dc1c7d64.jpg
#nevent1q…w379

2026-07-14 00:32:27 UTC

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#40HPW 28:32:51/40:00:00 left
Did Putin Just Kill A U.S Senator? — Bitcoin Is Preparing For War
Bitcast with @nprofile…dymf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a3fpIPEJvQ
#nevent1q…4mzr

2026-07-13 23:34:37 UTC

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Jack Mallers Show MM126
#40HPW
29:57:54/40:00:00 left
#nevent1q…09cg
#nevent1q…zutp

2026-07-13 22:19:20 UTC

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#40HPW 31:20:41/40:00:00
Took me 3 sessions to finish this archive episode of Mailbag Monday (#51 from 3 feb 2025)
Jack Mallers Show | MM51 LIVE: Bitcoin Dip, Tariffs, and Macroeconomics Explained with @nprofile…3wm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPlIbK-whTA)
#nevent1q…y0z9

2026-07-13 22:05:24 UTC

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🤔
#nevent1q…43yg

2026-07-13 22:01:36 UTC

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#40HPW 32:51:20/40:00:00 left
He Spent 100 Bitcoin on a House; Now He Says NEVER SELL with @npub1gfx…escl of Bitcoin for Millennials
Notes- Interesting business model. Something to look into. The story was so familiar from the guest that I thought this was gonna be my friend on the pod( it wasn’t).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYQxudWp8KM
#nevent1q…le3v

2026-07-13 21:55:28 UTC

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#40HPW 34:17:26 /40:00:00 left
Mailbag Monday #60(Archive Episode)
Live: What The Hell Is Going On? Bitcoin & Markets with @nprofile…3wm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASXyXrYOvlg
#nevent1q…eyh2

2026-07-13 21:52:11 UTC

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#40HPW 35:16:54/40:00:00 left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cI0Uw5JYeU) 35:16:54
#nevent1q…px09

2026-07-13 01:32:36 UTC

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Went to zap you for this & the primal wallet is on the fritz
https://blossom.primal.net/ed9e8e064b4931450e46774d460426a576165310b33fbf9ce2d5494ef18f8ed4.jpg

2026-07-12 20:01:04 UTC

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#40HPW 35:31:12/40:00:00
@npub10qr…xqj8
Bitcoin's Wall Street Problem, El Salvador's Renaissance, and the Culture We Lost | Max & Stacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzdJBbwxtLY
#nevent1q…gt3s

2026-07-12 18:56:22 UTC

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#40HPW
37:37:04/40:00:00 to go
@nprofile…7hjf 769: Freedom Money In Your Private Chat with Vik Sharɱa & Seth For Privacy
https://fountain.fm/episode/s8wM693rBj1uYOd1UNab
#nevent1q…3s8m

2026-07-12 15:23:41 UTC

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https://static.klipy.com/ii/d6b0ce929193df3c242ac34b5654d2ce/fd/e4/v8MFJU1C.gif

2026-07-12 14:51:40 UTC

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No manual override. No thanks

2026-07-12 14:50:54 UTC

They never elaborated
Pic unrelated #bodysuits
https://image.nostr.build/f39867e688e2e1c361342b866810816bacce32f2f4b7274e68154abc10eeec9c.jpg
#nevent1q…jhys

2026-07-12 14:32:55 UTC

Adolescence (1941)
-Salvador Dalí
#artstr
https://image.nostr.build/438bb075ec0bb84a5918bd0b14f2fed149fe89844ed1e1a07ccffb313b32c94a.jpg

2026-07-12 14:23:57 UTC

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reminds me of Lovely #BillieEilish #Khalid #musicstr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Pl8CzNzCw

2026-07-12 14:17:36 UTC

#monomeal
Cubed Nippon sweet potato (skin on)🍠
Boiled then lightly sautéed with coconut oil
Seasoned with a pinch of shea butter, Pakistani salt & nooch #foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/c1999bafe1146f364b09af3489e7f4237dee3ebd54ba6735089f9bbb3d3cad02.jpg

2026-07-12 14:02:36 UTC

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Follow @mike, he’ll teach you how this nostr thing works in between bird photos in England. @Derek Ross, is the CEO of Nostr. Follow
#musicstr & @nprofile…73w8

2026-07-12 12:22:55 UTC

#40HPW @nprofile…3w60
Kayfabians | Bugle Weekly Episode 116
https://fountain.fm/episode/GL9987J53HYFpSoBmpvv
56:30/40:00:00
39:03:30 to go

2026-07-12 12:14:19 UTC

Crab Cake (2019)
-Scott Fraser #artstr
https://image.nostr.build/0634775ed11af702525f056031ba506adf1b09120e3d32095389d95e864270e2.jpg

2026-07-12 12:01:44 UTC

Lei Xue: ‘Drinking Tea’ (2009)
Smashed Cans Sculpted and Hand Painted in the Traditional Style of Ming Dynasty Porcelain.
3/3 #Artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/d5414379fd0c5516aa2f3c9f3097bee82f724f2b5bff370609ff21492d6a979e.jpg

2026-07-12 12:01:14 UTC

Lei Xue: ‘Drinking Tea’ (2009)
Smashed Cans Sculpted and Hand Painted in the Traditional Style of Ming Dynasty Porcelain.
2/3 #Artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/976cf6ca3ac6224636870258754704842cc20570526d38281ced2bf1887a63e1.jpg

2026-07-12 12:00:44 UTC

Lei Xue: ‘Drinking Tea’ (2009)
Smashed Cans Sculpted and Hand Painted in the Traditional Style of Ming Dynasty Porcelain.
1/3 #Artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/cf2687a5b79c652d6132f14a4ea478a908c139471d382a54f8be0828583d15e3.jpg

2026-07-11 23:44:51 UTC

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Morning glory?

2026-07-11 23:01:00 UTC

Kazuo Kamimura #artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/29cdc32e5b8dbd2d34d1c764596f3276af03df2a93719dc8b5728852bc7e9ea7.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/842aa31aa092eeedd34a6f3b04dcff2114537338501717da8f04227f7eaf6924.jpg

2026-07-11 23:00:27 UTC

Kazuo Kamimura #artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/db3eca37cad7f0cbc2fd277bf3c60ff1ddd7a3b921f65b2efb58c07314917835.jpg

2026-07-11 23:00:15 UTC

Kazuo Kamimura #artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/c47a4101ecb5203afe55963b3b15ac285634cdad45f2f803821ff9e37cc1a73b.jpg

2026-07-09 23:00:29 UTC

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overcollateralizing at a 13%-20% ltv right meow is what i’m comfortable with even without the new product he rolled out

2026-07-09 22:44:46 UTC

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So is proton mail backdoored now?

2026-07-09 15:46:59 UTC

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Was gonna roast you for not having a garden but I can’t

2026-07-09 15:29:15 UTC

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Jfc, no!
Just no.

2026-07-05 12:37:20 UTC

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Depending on the client I either have 2 or 6. I added the two you said on primal and it only let me add one. Then I went to another client and the one primal wouldn’t let me add was already there along with others that I didn’t add
https://blossom.primal.net/df17e26731d383e456fed058c2b0adfb7a60484b07fd5955a31f40333b820e9a.jpg

2026-07-05 11:08:06 UTC

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I used to do things like this. Some states don’t have taxes so I sign up for subscriptions in those areas. Sometimes I travel to buy things there

2026-06-27 01:22:00 UTC

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Changing my name to “American BUY”
#nevent1q…wwg7

2026-06-25 20:37:27 UTC

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I though cashapp @npub1sg6…f63m was the guy that funded nostr

2026-06-24 13:15:59 UTC

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Why? X sucks

2026-06-23 00:53:35 UTC

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Do you work at a nursery?

2026-06-22 22:33:51 UTC

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Technically you’re still trusting a number on a screen even on your own node.
The nodes don’t care who owns them & if they were lying the entire system wouldn’t even work.

2026-06-22 21:50:45 UTC

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I don’t understand anyone that thinks that a lower price in dollars is a bad thing.
This is easier accumulation for all involved. These people are NOT in bitcoin, they are in FIAT
#nevent1q…94xh

2026-06-22 15:07:35 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1h9OjS8NTw
#dmt
#nevent1q…c3d8

2026-06-21 02:38:27 UTC

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You’re in a food desert with no car. There’s a taco bell, and a corner store within walking distance. Your job has a snack machine. Guy online tells you that you can easily find healthy food.
The last time you tried to eat fresh food this you took a bus on a four hour trip to the nearest grocery store. You smirk to yourself & shake your head as you eat your 5th chalupa this week.

2026-06-21 02:23:12 UTC

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Found,yes. Easily, debatable.

2026-06-19 18:09:38 UTC

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@nprofile…qwne why doesn’t a post this long automatically show up as a “Read”? Is there something special one has to do? What differentiates a read from a normal note?

2026-06-18 23:08:54 UTC

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“The yookay rape gangs”
I’d put sats on which one you won’t do.
https://blossom.primal.net/6c0c6a90523e5a7920a0198312a34ed07f2603707f07827589fb74e2993086e2.gif

2026-06-18 23:04:30 UTC

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*ignoring how bitcoin and revolutions sidestep the legal system in favor of universal law*
https://blossom.primal.net/9bf70f65d4316bf16870ffad156bf3c255d88a242dbc5f614cc0c5ec4996035a.gif

2026-06-18 22:16:57 UTC

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Easy to press “repost”. Harder to put your actions behind your endorsements. But it’s ok, conviction is hard to live with. @nprofile…sps7 @npub19jl…efa7 @nprofile…v46p @nprofile…ngry
https://blossom.primal.net/6d47b7d0c5affe6db693bac161d5c91f0e23f40cb47b71913fc96d9a46e52b18.jpg
#nevent1q…7s7t

2026-06-18 22:02:40 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/04cc727b199b4f04db1c5fe6f4bc70845c4328129c5e7524294973bdd7423c1d.mp4

2026-06-18 22:01:23 UTC

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Actually as many free people often say “you can just do things”
Or zap things, kill things or rather, ask someone else to…

2026-06-18 05:19:21 UTC

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When you honorably call for someone’s death you have to be willing to actually do it yourself. Potentially trading your life for theirs and accepting the negative consequences that may come to you and your family because of this decision.

2026-06-17 19:12:51 UTC

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@npub1f5p…wt3z #musicstr

2026-06-17 19:01:49 UTC

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Banner made by a bot (fact)

2026-06-17 19:00:46 UTC

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Bot opinion

2026-06-17 18:59:57 UTC

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I’m 100% a bot. Best to mute me since I don’t feel like posting a 12 page treatise to appease you.
https://blossom.primal.net/c691210edc1d646b96bc1cd105b38176c42b4cdda44836e08d17e64f9b9d2696.jpg

2026-06-17 17:41:19 UTC

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No they didn’t

2026-06-17 16:53:51 UTC

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These aren’t really my thing but do you make just plain vanilla good quality pima cotton t shirts?

2026-06-14 00:49:18 UTC

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They showed the actual video on the censorable platform.

2026-06-14 00:48:28 UTC

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No, I’ve never dated a man.

2026-06-13 21:20:46 UTC

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What if you watched and enjoyed this music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHoBMqF2oE
#nevent1q…9zcl

2026-06-13 21:15:09 UTC

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$10 > $810 + learning how to use the fucking thing