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2026-04-20 13:20:11 UTC

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I’ve never seen an emaciated bird with an “out of work” sign.
The foxes, groundhogs ants bees and squirrels seem to figure it out.

2026-04-16 12:24:29 UTC

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What app is this where you can mute words?

2026-04-16 00:21:31 UTC

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No one is coming to save you
#memestr #art
https://blossom.primal.net/ee4ef644cae6cb96295db785d71fcc2567d592a424c6513e6de1eb6d9d2fa4dd.jpg

2026-04-14 19:38:46 UTC

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You inspired me to post the note below but I couldn’t quote post you because your note is a bit too spicy
https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqs049exw4gjwr40fl9pfdaxlc6xhy25nkr92fs9th3mrspgjv7e2fgue8ar5

2026-04-14 19:17:40 UTC

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How it feels to not have to farm fiat to pay rent
#catstr
#nevent1q…0j59

2026-04-14 16:13:00 UTC

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Alcohol is poison.
Drinking doesn’t make sense in any scenario.

2026-04-11 18:35:41 UTC

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Business gets all the money back via insurance
Put all of his coworkers out of work
Business saves labor costs during that period of time
#nevent1q…w4yv

2026-04-11 18:34:52 UTC

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Felons can’t vote.

2026-04-11 10:56:52 UTC

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Why?
Who?
What?
Where?

2026-04-11 09:18:29 UTC

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Electronics don’t work like that

2026-04-10 17:18:03 UTC

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“Haram”

2026-04-10 17:16:47 UTC

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Just say “i believe in jury nulification” & they won’t pick you

2026-04-10 16:56:45 UTC

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Why not btc instead of b?

2026-04-10 13:42:59 UTC

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Do I think that they are places with a distinct location such as The Navy Pier in Chicago. No I do not believe that these places exist.
Do I think that they are metaphors for mindsets or situations, yes.
#memestr #religion
https://blossom.primal.net/73a437f8b40e97542ed65ea12f6d242d6a4cd35e76539b93876e06c9fd720a60.jpg

2026-04-09 18:44:51 UTC

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DOGS & PEOPLE ARE A COMPLETELY NATURAL MEAT TO EAT

2026-04-09 18:43:40 UTC

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It’s just cope
Monero: everything you don’t like about fiat & bitcoin COMBINED!

2026-04-06 18:53:41 UTC

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You still have a savings account? It’s like a checking account but you have penalties.

2026-04-06 16:22:29 UTC

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Why’s it depend on where I am? This is the internet after all.
It exists online. If it’s no KYC why’s it matter?

2026-04-06 16:17:46 UTC

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One month later, turns out you were right. May expand it to 65-70 though

2026-04-06 16:13:59 UTC

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Hard to do when I can’t mine ₿ on my laptop anymore

2026-04-06 02:08:53 UTC

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Not uninformed, just don’t care about you or what you have to say. Goodbye

2026-04-06 01:24:36 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/4a0e63b573d65ea5fe17ec9842ee998a4285986f6addf36e231ab166812dda31.gif

2026-04-04 18:36:06 UTC

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Pre selling is the way.
Glass is also the way.

2026-04-02 21:53:39 UTC

The best public toilet
#artstr #yarnstr #crochetstr
https://blossom.primal.net/bd4ab1c71db5249005172b04c1d83385055eb88bddf18838eae6ee9c415cec8e.png

2026-04-02 18:47:54 UTC

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#Fartstr?

2026-04-02 12:48:51 UTC

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He’s been on more podcasts than you and people care what he has to say. Even you care what he has to say, otherwise you wouldn’t be in his comments section crashing out.
https://blossom.primal.net/15bd735dddc06f6ad6a05dff78f7b21b8ac4c193c9fb31d010befda6f11f3e7a.gif

2026-04-01 19:34:10 UTC

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I wasn’t late to bitcoin or monero, perhaps gold but people still use that. People say that Silver isn’t a monetary metal yet it’s the only one that I’ve used as money of the four.
I have no public predictions one what monero or bitcoin will do. They’re different, I just think it’s presumtious that he thinks that he can predict our intentions for holding one asset and think that “if they like that one, this one is EVEN BETTER”.
What if people like ₿ because it’s public, or because it’s scarce or because it’s open source? 3 things monero isn’t. It’s a shame really.
People can’t accept that it’s just different and that some people may want that but most maxis won’t.

2026-04-01 15:56:19 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/131ade3ec1c79227c03dfbc9634c5bdcd90e42d1d70ac4a3039eed9671bba49b.jpg

2026-04-01 12:45:41 UTC

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Scarcity doesn’t lead me to monero sorry

2026-03-31 12:42:50 UTC

GM!
https://blossom.primal.net/a5afdf8b0b88c859da33d4bde9ee7d2b05d19da8b059f7631c9be4f0a1bf9dbf.jpg

2026-03-31 08:12:16 UTC

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Why would a platform want a “resistant nomadic identity”

2026-03-31 00:29:51 UTC

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I don’t understand how a waifu post made it to the post you’re responding to or the post you did but how’s the audio version of @nprofile…t8qc ‘s book coming along?

2026-03-31 00:10:28 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/9b896c31b0e68ab4cbd3cff41089ea4d6f9883d59ea9d68696174c269482259e.jpg

2026-03-30 21:45:02 UTC

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They’d have to opt in/ be nostr. /Why would they give up the data?

2026-03-30 17:56:32 UTC

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Not surprised at the pellets, surprised you didn’t know that you’re not supposed to use cat waste in compost

2026-03-30 15:38:31 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/5190f1455429eef6012590a5610bdb542604291ce59daee894fc727280dba224.jpg

2026-03-30 14:51:56 UTC

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Apparently not

2026-03-30 12:17:12 UTC

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Turncoat. Soldiers are meant to take orders not quit when they disagree.

2026-03-30 08:01:54 UTC

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I make mine from scratch and by scratch I mean making compost & adding local duck poo

2026-03-29 21:33:24 UTC

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None of these “I have nothing to hide” people ever take me up when I say “strip naked right now then”

2026-03-29 21:30:54 UTC

Wut?
https://blossom.primal.net/4366a38da4e436d4aeed6caebff730c1bb2429eef4e5a39fd2ea649055d48762.mp4

2026-03-28 21:03:40 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/c2bb62cf8cfd217dc0a92bfe08d5a65a324669e4eed3f2d52a5abd0eeda12f16.jpg

2026-03-28 19:12:56 UTC

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2026-03-28 17:51:41 UTC

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What do you think?
https://blossom.primal.net/2dca47422132c946298248e46626cec78c457100b7c3b2ccc30678cc4cb46bf8.jpg

2026-03-28 17:35:10 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/dd5948e48b000e33ce07e9fdf2e8e7b2aea5965351790235c9ab557e32551919.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/a23b6375dc21cb6fb485924fac205421366ddd849d2a5b14b07afb238f3f159a.jpg

2026-03-28 17:33:56 UTC

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You’re a black?

2026-03-28 17:30:37 UTC

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I was looking for a gif like this but I’m not on the new Primal and I didn’t have one in my Self Hosted file

2026-03-28 14:49:01 UTC

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Not to me

2026-03-28 14:46:22 UTC

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I’m not a shitcoiner sorry

2026-03-28 14:45:42 UTC

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So the formula is to say “GM” and people just zap you?

2026-03-28 14:42:06 UTC

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Looks like you can’t get zaps lol

2026-03-28 13:33:08 UTC

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You’re welcome nerd
https://blossom.primal.net/ed304d05605f9145622c5f46f84567d9a99deacabc21bd93817aef2ff428036b.jpg

2026-03-28 13:11:46 UTC

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*right click copies your nft*

2026-03-28 13:08:45 UTC

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That @nprofile…m3gd you posted didn’t work (for me)

2026-03-28 09:23:03 UTC

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This is the only instance I’m rooting for the trans
https://blossom.primal.net/13182836975b735d3ea0a3d6fe17ea1f5ef98d62ddf0ac8fbe69aa6e0d591680.jpg

2026-03-28 07:54:13 UTC

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You wish

2026-03-28 07:21:52 UTC

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YOU HAVE 800 SATS YOU DIDN’T REPORT

2026-03-27 13:27:39 UTC

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What kinda drugs do you like the most @npub1hqa…t56s ?

2026-03-26 02:26:50 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/166b36f9a8555356627e31fae4580d3ff7b16306066b265f2abc9ef1c7541ee9.jpg

2026-03-26 02:19:36 UTC

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This is the Epstein guy right?

2026-03-26 02:17:27 UTC

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“Nan”

2026-03-26 02:16:44 UTC

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They look so grateful & excited

2026-03-26 02:13:44 UTC

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“u iz bowrin mowron” - @nprofile…lmrq
https://blossom.primal.net/e437890ff7cdebfac5e00e7725734827de3dc467e8681914b49c18b474bcfa26.jpg

2026-03-25 22:13:47 UTC

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Shitpoasting

2026-03-25 22:03:13 UTC

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When they “call”
Time for bed boomer
https://blossom.primal.net/51cd93cf1db58261cd2596436eca2a07527fb01de5e2857519eb90ba568872e7.jpg

2026-03-25 22:00:44 UTC

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Via Purplelord #artstr #Footstr #feetstr
https://blossom.primal.net/6dd878f39fe1817ff0c14fe5fadc59b156daea8af8c53bd95f85fe02090282f8.jpg
#nevent1q…4dh0

2026-03-25 21:58:16 UTC

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* lemme pick some niggas no one has ever heard of who aren’t actually world leaders but it will make my point look better if they don’t think about it*

2026-03-25 21:56:12 UTC

Toxic Maxi “Art on the blockchain is spam”
*Nigga makes eth*
Toxic Maxi “Eth is a shitcoin”
*Maxi discovers ordinals*
Toxic Maxi “SPAM, also we can’t even do money on L1 we need 2 more layers on top of it for that but also its perfect & will last 1000 years except if you had an adress before we changed it to subway & carrot root, oh & we might change it again to quantum leap cha cha 512, but otherwise 1000 year wealth”
https://blossom.primal.net/5e241bee46eb8f27081c8685aca5dc1f9468360cc990e02243115c4967f661d7.jpg

2026-03-25 21:37:16 UTC

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This deserves a mute

2026-03-25 21:36:21 UTC

#Memestr
#TheBabyGoat
https://blossom.primal.net/dbb3ca6659f7707fcbef23ab8960a8d0158d369ec10e83cde881a246c24ae724.jpg

2026-03-25 21:11:19 UTC

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I got chewed out by gigi for saying this

2026-03-25 21:06:17 UTC

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Memes that convert
#memestr
#nevent1q…mncl

2026-03-25 21:03:26 UTC

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsxsg5feqffuxtmw78s9anrztdmsxwgg6ksdn6acxl52pap479d9ncsp4g2n

2026-03-25 21:02:45 UTC

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China said they had it days ago

2026-03-25 20:51:08 UTC

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Great article . I enjoyed reading this
https://blossom.primal.net/2c1d25e42de443ae6ba34ecd712160771fe84f03aec8ffaa6e4957b37f7f0899.jpg

2026-03-25 20:21:44 UTC

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They started a world war against him

2026-03-25 20:20:18 UTC

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You can be a pretender(liar) not I

2026-03-25 14:38:22 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/4268e70e51d2a83d2a26d9dbd1db1c0a5e2edf762baa68617f83b8da43b8911e.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/252c0139f6610b4bce78dcbd994424afb72304976fccf7c0de1305806507aa62.jpg

2026-03-25 14:33:04 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/caf38f8cb7c4437d2c5b4ab0f202cd41dbb121dc175e4364fa9850a848603958.jpg

2026-03-25 14:23:53 UTC

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Jump into the deep end and tell her what happened to the last person that imprisoned a Rothschild

2026-03-25 14:22:08 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/00e51e6e80b28c27030ba98e9bbdd48d4a8c3dccb98859b845f9fe1a1a77fd20.mp4

2026-03-25 14:15:58 UTC

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You’re upset. Have a warm milk

2026-03-25 13:23:29 UTC

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#Memestr
#nevent1q…43v3

2026-03-25 13:22:38 UTC

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I’ve been accused of and done all 3 of these

2026-03-25 13:11:05 UTC

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Imagine being so brainwashed as a populace that you worry about what some dude in another country jokingly says he might do so you vote different

2026-03-25 13:05:08 UTC

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See last reply.

2026-03-25 13:04:48 UTC

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Can you fix the one where when you click on a post it shows less of it then when it’s in the feed?

2026-03-25 13:01:28 UTC

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Your work is great, his…I just couldn’t get into when I read it. When I watched interviews/podcasts I liked him even less than his work.
Anton’s work on the other hand was not only I believe more impactful, & more approachable. I’d give The internet of Money(book) to anyone. Anton also seems like a nicer person so basically the opposite of Saifedean on both fronts.

2026-03-25 12:57:30 UTC

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I don’t get embarrassed lol. That would involve me caring what people thought.

2026-03-25 02:14:47 UTC

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I’d rather see Understanding Ethereum by anton than anything from Saifedean.
And I say this as a bitcoiner who has never shitcoined

2026-03-25 02:10:55 UTC

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You’re the kind of person that would censor a breast and say infants shouldn’t see those.

2026-03-25 02:10:04 UTC

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That’s a whole genre of…