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So I got this idea, I want like a mall, like a big shopping center, but I also want it to be a gas station.
I want a mall gas station. Sounds great, right?
Fuck that overly-busy clusterfuck.

2024-08-13 04:07:20

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KAMALA WOULD NEVER DO THE LIB VERSION OF WHAT TRUMP JUST DID.

2024-08-13 01:39:06

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Kamala.

2024-08-13 01:38:51

There’s no better primer for the 21st century than the works of Jean Baudrillard.

2024-08-10 04:30:24

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Think before you think.

2024-08-07 03:09:23

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Cold Turkey, or Are you using nicotine products? I need to know whether to pay attention to this or not. lol

2024-08-06 22:15:49

Thoughts and prayers for the Maduro regime. Glad to see the military stepped up. There’s no place for fascism in civilized society. Let’s hope they pull through this difficult time.

2024-08-05 00:17:48

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If it had been another journalist, it might have given me pause. I can’t with her. The only thing she ever tells anyone is exactly what they want to hear.

2024-08-02 15:16:53

When did a lot of feminists start being perfectly ok with a man beating the shit out of a woman? From experience there sure seems to be a lot of them out there.

2024-07-17 20:59:07

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That’s a good suggestion.

2024-07-17 20:58:43

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Assuming it’s true, a twenty year old in the year 2024 having zero social media footprint? That’s pretty dubious. I taught in a public HS and unless the family was part of some austere religion, there’s just no way he wouldn’t be online. And the fact that he was perceived as a loner seems to make it even more likely that he’d be online. Doesn’t seem like he was out having fun with all his buddies. Super sus. But I bet they’ll find some profile for which he used some alias.

2024-07-17 17:14:44

How is it that the shooter didn’t have a social media presence?
Or, are people just continuing to utter this disingenuously?
#asknostr

2024-07-17 01:40:47

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Trump’s unsavory past has amply demonstrated that the man can smell pussy from a mile away. You won’t stand a chance.

2024-07-17 01:28:14

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I hope he assumes dictatorial powers on day one, overthrows the constitutional government and banishes all lefty pussies to the outer realms. Pack your bags.

2024-07-13 03:27:03

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As much as he needs to pay his bills, not take on unnecessary debt, and stack sats.

2024-07-07 22:31:09

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Exactly. Get this girl a pony or something for fuck sake. Fucking eleven or so year old talking about central banking. Gtfoh

2024-07-05 01:56:38

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I just keep camping where all my shit already is.

2024-06-29 03:29:53

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Indifferent about the hydrogen power plant, but that’s the coolest looking new car I’ve seen in a bit.
I know it’s by a South Korean company, but the style reminds me of peak 80’s Japanese sports car design.
What a stunner. Second generation Supra vibes.

2024-06-24 04:18:41

Sometimes I feel a bit cult-y when I’m reminded that when Bitcoin pumps I’m like, oh fuck yeah, and when Bitcoin dumps I’m like, oh fuck yeah.

2024-06-24 02:31:04

Vulgar but sage advice for an overly smitten younger man:
Always remember, no matter how hot she is, there’s always somebody out there who’s tired of fucking her.

2024-06-20 03:18:44

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To study a good arm triangle finish from a less conventional position, I’d recommend looking at Brian Ortega’s last UFC sub. Where he’s got his opponent on his side and he uses the blade of his hand on the near side of the choke. People can get pretty good at finishing from there.

2024-05-31 18:40:32

iacta alea est

2024-05-31 13:46:35

Remember when folks who didn’t know better were really intimidated by Elizabeth Warren? Good times.

2024-05-31 02:21:33

Trump found guilty on all counts of it doesn’t fucking matter.

2024-05-30 22:53:49

If you refer to Jan. 6 as an insurrection, fuck you.

2024-05-30 14:09:22

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Fiat abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own…

2024-05-29 20:05:22

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Slammer of a video.

2024-05-29 02:56:22

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That wallpaper just hit me in the feels. Wow. I remember that pattern.

2024-05-29 01:53:19

Hi this is Coinbits with a Prime Trust update. We don’t know shit and nothing’s happened.
See you next time with the latest update.
Regards,

2024-05-29 01:50:37

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Trump’s hilarious. Trump 2024-

2024-05-28 22:15:44

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GoOgLe PiXeL wItH gRaPhEnE oS, bRo. LiNuX. i’M bAsIcAlLy A sPoOk.

2024-05-28 16:17:49

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I’ll vote for Trump cuz he’s hilarious. But honestly that’s it.

2024-05-28 14:34:09

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Yeah. Diamonds are a total shitcoin. All the artificial scarcity. It’s insulting. I would have bought a diamond if that’s what she wanted, but fortunately that’s not at all what she wanted.

2024-05-28 14:31:09

I wonder if a regular horse looks at a Shetland pony and thinks, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

2024-05-28 01:21:51

Eventually people are going to run out of their own stuff to sell.

2024-05-27 23:59:26

Germany had borrowed money from America to pay reparations to Britain and France, who in turn paid back America.

2024-05-27 17:28:52

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Wonder what the markup is.

2024-05-27 15:43:36

Don’t be a dick rider. No Saylor dick riders. No ODELL dick riders.
They can both be cool dudes with their own opinions. You’re allowed to agree with arguments from both sides.
Don’t ride dicks.

2024-05-27 15:39:16

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Married during the pandemic. Rented a patio at a particular restaurant that closes for a couple hours during the middle of the day. Rental cost was so minimal.
Ordered from the menu.
Used the “max gathering” to our advantage. Nine people total including ourselves.
Wife didn’t want a diamond. Wanted a moissanite. The stimulus check easily covered it.
Maid of honor’s mother is a baker. She made the cake.
I didn’t wear a suit or a tie.
No rehearsal/dinner.
Wife’s father is a registered pastor who married us.
We made like 10 grand from our wedding after expenses.
People who blow tens of thousands of dollars on weddings should be gassed.

2024-05-26 21:29:09

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MY B

2024-05-26 16:55:17

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Same

2024-05-26 02:56:11

Michael Saylor said some stuff.
Hey how about that!?

2024-05-26 02:48:17

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I like this note. I like it a lot.

2024-05-26 00:35:50

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Been off for a couple of months. After a while you don’t miss it. And if it has anything to do with bitcoin, there’s no news that you’re going to totally miss if you’re on nostr. You may miss truly breaking news, but later in the day you’ll see it on nostr.

2024-05-24 22:45:47

If you take ozempic, fuck you.

2024-05-24 14:18:28

It’s all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says “Huh?”, “What?”. You yell shark, and we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

2024-05-24 02:19:18

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Same. Can’t do it. Won’t do it.

2024-05-23 18:46:17

Don’t speak as if American republican democracy is still functional.

2024-05-23 16:46:36

I don’t give a single fuck if Russian oligarchs use bitcoin to launder money or if North Korea does the same.

2024-05-23 15:19:17

I’ve said for years that motorcycles are the dumbest fucking death trap contraptions on modern roads, but for some reason I’ve really been wanting a nice used R6.

2024-05-20 00:24:08

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No lies

2024-05-18 14:26:03

We’re at 67k and fed funds is like 5.5%.
Be patient my friends.

2024-05-16 03:32:02

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I love when he has that dude on.

2024-05-15 17:01:22

I love this GameStop shit. I’m not young or hip enough to play with it, but I love that it’s happening.

2024-05-15 15:30:59

Just give me TRT Tyson.

2024-05-15 15:14:17

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Ukraine, where money goes to disappear.

2024-05-15 15:03:23

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Shogun is good.

2024-05-15 03:33:00

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touché

2024-05-15 03:14:52

Anya Taylor-Joy looks like she could beat no one’s ass.

2024-05-15 02:54:55

I’ve never for even an instant regretted the purchase of a TheraGun.

2024-05-14 17:57:43

Every time I hit another .01 BTC my heart smiles. Slow and steady.

2024-05-14 15:01:32

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Lowly purple belt here.

2024-05-14 04:10:54

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Or TikTok or whatever the fuck they’re staring at for 10 hours a day.

2024-05-14 04:06:33

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The system has done nothing but provide excuses and escapes for them. Unless they come from good parents they’ve literally never been held accountable.
There are still terrific, smart, respectful young folks out there, but they’re fewer and fewer all the time. I legit watched the degradation of the system and its product for a decade.
It’s not getting better any time soon. Every one of those shitty employees had shitty parents, almost guaranteed. Couple that with the YouTube influencer bullshit and their faces being in screens all day, gtfoh.

2024-05-14 02:26:14

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It’s the same in public high schools. I taught for ten years and I was in no way surprised while reading your note. It’s insane.

2024-05-13 15:10:43

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You and Damon Dash. Stay poppin’ tags.

2024-05-13 03:31:40

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Same. I didn’t save shit. Bitcoin taught me to save.

2024-05-13 03:29:33

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Hard truth, but truth nonetheless.

2024-05-13 02:30:14

For dollar haters, tell me what y’all use to buy Bitcoin. I’m gonna remain content with the current arrangement. Dog shit for gold is and will stay the best trade.

2024-05-13 02:19:54

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MoE doesn’t concern me. The dollar serves me just fine. What else would I use to buy Bitcoin?

2024-05-12 21:44:00

You know those commercials that try to make it seem like the person who buys refrigerated pet food isn’t the weirdo? Yeah they made those because the person who buys refrigerated pet food is a fucking weirdo.

2024-05-12 15:57:36

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His youth wouldn’t let him not brag and explain his operation.
I’ll be waiting for the news that they got the kid based off the mountain of info he gave away about himself and his friend group.

2024-05-12 02:40:14

I can’t stand the Zac Brown Band. Awful.
Only a female dreams about a pair of jeans that fit just right. Gayest line in country music.

2024-05-11 02:17:47

If it isn’t Gina Carano, it’s a tough sell for me to take your actress seriously as the lead in an action movie. I can only suspend so much disbelief.

2024-05-11 00:30:20

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God bless her. Just zapped her.

2024-05-10 15:36:49

If avocados and almonds are bad for you I’m a walking dead man.

2024-05-10 13:47:05

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Hello friend!

2024-05-09 14:47:51

If you’re a capable person and you’re picking up the groceries that you ordered online, get out and help the poor fucker put the shit in your trunk.
If you’re like a 35 year old man and you just park and pop your trunk, fuck you, lol.

2024-05-06 22:00:47

Rogue > Zyn
Bigtme

2024-05-05 02:11:28

I’m bout over these monkey movies.

2024-05-05 02:06:22

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Yes please

2024-05-04 14:23:22

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Get it, brother!

2024-05-04 03:24:59

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I can’t tell if your question is for me or not, but if it is:
If you’ve had a Roth IRA for 5 years or more, you can liquidate all of the contributions that you’ve made without creating a taxable event. You don’t get to withdraw any earnings that the Roth has made, only the money that you’ve put in. You had to have had the Roth for a minimum of 5 years. Otherwise, you can’t do it.
I just emailed the financial advisor who I opened the Roth with and told him I wanted to liquidate all of the contributions. He sent me some docusign paperwork and within a few weeks it was wired into my bank account.

2024-05-03 23:40:02

Never bet against the house printing more money.
Things may look dour for a bit, but never bet against it. The US is a straight drug addict and easy money is the dope.
Addicts find a reason. They can rationalize anything if it’s a matter of getting the next fix.
Sometimes it just takes them a bit.

2024-05-03 20:13:41

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Denmark out there doin’ the Lord’s work.

2024-05-03 02:25:53

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Nothing to do with your note, but what are the chances that in the past year or so you posted on twitter about personally liquidating an ira?
I’m pretty sure it was your post I saw. In any case, that post spurred me to look into it and I learned I was able to liquidate all of the contributions to my Roth without a taxable event. I did so and used it all to buy btc.
So, if you do remember mentioning that on twitter, I owe you thanks, because I’m incredibly happy to have made that decision.
Cheers!

2024-05-03 01:35:05

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I’d prefer that over losing my corn on some diy bullshit.

2024-05-02 23:15:29

SeedSigner, that’s the one where you use a raspberry pi, right?
No thanks, I like my bitcoin.

2024-05-01 23:35:15

Michael Saylor is a shitcoiner.

2024-05-01 00:24:14

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It is bomb ass bread, though, if you’re into that sort of thing.