alt_smij

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2026-09-04 18:01:23 UTC

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still not received!

2026-09-04 18:00:36 UTC

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wos has it sent...
https://blossom.primal.net/e84defef8de527a4c841a75393e4ed6692d47163ba7df4a5dbad129815e6bd7c.jpg

2026-08-21 22:53:11 UTC

@Permanerd doesn't usually use such colorful language, he's just excited.
#nevent1q…kly3

2026-08-21 13:59:31 UTC

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#gm & good luck at the #farmersmarket with sales & #onboarding. remember if people have venmo or paypal, they can buy & send #bitcoin. hope it helps.

2026-08-20 00:11:10 UTC

I dont #ditto, but if you ditto, this is for you...
#nevent1q…7lxv

2026-08-19 01:25:20 UTC

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so people are getting merchants to accept bitcoin but are they hodl'ing, spending it or converting to fiat?
i think I know the answer.

2026-08-17 00:49:49 UTC

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#smij #zapd for me & someone else #grownostr

2026-08-17 00:47:24 UTC

haven't tried them yet, but they're on my list...
#nevent1q…nphe

2026-08-17 00:41:03 UTC

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note never loads. just spins...

2026-08-16 13:28:32 UTC

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#gm everyone.
bm here too!

2026-08-16 00:15:32 UTC

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#relays should relay, that's why they're called relays, they relay. clients should control/censor what the user wishes for the user.
c'mon we're all capable of creating our own algos. #yata

2026-08-15 11:54:52 UTC

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how do you prevent someone mentioning you? and, are you that fragile?

2026-08-10 02:15:08 UTC

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so, 18 minutes in...
how ya fellin' ?
goood?

2026-08-08 02:26:49 UTC

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tl:dr
;)

2026-08-08 02:24:07 UTC

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why would I waste time reading a manual when I can just tag you in a note?

2026-08-07 02:45:52 UTC

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"...doing a floof."
I love that.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-08-07 02:14:01 UTC

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I need to know more... that qr code doesn't work for me... I'll Google it...
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-08-04 17:35:44 UTC

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do you think we'll ever see doctors making diagnoses that "blame" the mask for respiratory problems? i think, not anytime soon.

2026-08-04 17:23:52 UTC

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I'm not a "masker," but isn't the argument that the mask caught that crap before it was inhaled?

2026-08-04 17:19:21 UTC

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I'm definitely developing trust issues. #tno

2026-08-04 17:15:18 UTC

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I used it quite awhile ago, probably have some dust there too, but never had much in it. just tested it out and moved on. then I heard they had issues and if I recall correctly it was an inside job. I searched but only found this... https://stacker.news/items/870821

2026-08-04 14:39:16 UTC

didn't #coinos have some breach of #security a while back? "inside job" if I recall correctly, but people still use it.
why?

2026-07-31 18:20:47 UTC

it just keeps getting better...
#nevent1q…6n6j

2026-07-31 18:16:38 UTC

get a #coldcard, you'll like it they said... until...
#nevent1q…jhql

2026-07-31 18:13:41 UTC

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20 sat spam? I like it.

2026-07-30 19:11:46 UTC

from #fl to #ny
$3.59 /gal. in South Carolina, least expensive.
$4.39 /gal. in New York, most expensive.
#petrol #gasoline

2026-07-27 16:18:24 UTC

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just remember if you upload it, it's theirs... and whoever buys them out or picks up some hardware at a garage sale.

2026-07-27 13:55:05 UTC

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#gm
i put mine in the fridge when I got them but let them get room temp before eating. i think they're better that way...if you have will power. :)

2026-07-26 12:48:15 UTC

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too bad it couldn't have dual boot based on the pass code. use one code, get one os, use another get a different one. hmmm

2026-07-26 12:19:39 UTC

new #fawn, makes 3...
#deer
https://blossom.primal.net/884314f6219289d23c66c051ff271a76b37e2715598265e2cb98a4e6ccdf6c00.mp4
#wildlife #photography #lkld #fl

2026-07-26 00:04:23 UTC

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there's nothing like you're own roast pork & homemade bacon. mmmm. #carnivore

2026-07-25 23:52:56 UTC

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my grandmother and mother both used mercurochrome on my brother & i. the stuff was taken off the market. it contained mercury.

2026-07-25 23:28:07 UTC

i like when i look out the window and see six or seven different species gathering around the edge of the pond. #permaculture https://blossom.primal.net/476998cf54f68e64f2a5bed75458a9d3f23740d214e9cbd7c5c5b5ccec92ff0d.jpg #nature #photography #wildlife
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-25 20:56:20 UTC

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I want this to be real.

2026-07-24 19:58:04 UTC

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I'm trying to keep foods i eat down to 4 or under ingredients, not syllables. that shit ain't food.

2026-07-24 19:50:44 UTC

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and diet soda.

2026-07-23 22:20:57 UTC

like chocolate crack with nuts, sooooo good.
#nevent1q…mk6n

2026-07-23 19:11:50 UTC

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been there/done that.
"get a pet" they said, "it'll be fun."

2026-07-23 19:07:39 UTC

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#gm.
what time is it? its after 3 here. #ga

2026-07-23 19:04:33 UTC

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I did not know I should have a "good to" for wawa. im curious to hear what everyone gets and does it give them gas like the pump does?
;)
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-23 18:59:51 UTC

I think a lot of people here are out of touch with normies. normies don't know what OS is on there computer. they probably know they have windows or mac but they think apps are something to have before dinner. forget onboarding normies to nostr. most aren't even on twiX. they're on their email, facecrap and tubeshit. some text on the app that came with their phone. they dont even know what it's name is, they recognize the button. and that's ok for many...
but, if googlfying everything is your idea to bring in normies in. you're going to lose a lot of good people to all the noise.

2026-07-23 17:52:42 UTC

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nostr isn't for normies. I think that's the first mistake people make trying to onboard. making nostr apps available on google is where you want to build & support?

2026-07-23 17:32:32 UTC

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normies don't want multiple apps and certainly don't care about platforms. start talking nips & bips to normies and they think you have a stutter.

2026-07-22 23:03:50 UTC

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I followed instructions and didn't open it when I got it. the box was litteraly hot... because post office, so I put it in the fridge for a bit. I took a couple of bites and that is delicious. the dark chocolate, just the right sweetness and nutty fudgieness (is that a word?) is second to none. well done, my friend. should be a popular treat...
I just went and took another bite, they're better room temp.
soooo good! oshigood.us

2026-07-22 16:24:14 UTC

it has arrived... https://blossom.primal.net/984afb5d25f46533a46b704c7da282fa1932b57b56482879785b9205e3ce97f8.jpg
#proofofoshi #blockmatic
#yata oshigood.us
"bitcoin is money, use it as such" ~ O

2026-07-22 14:16:46 UTC

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9 times out of 11, when someone says they're about to tell the truth, they're lying.

2026-07-21 22:17:44 UTC

here we gooooo.....
#nevent1q…dee9

2026-07-21 21:54:10 UTC

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ever see the Bo Derek movie: Orca ?
classic.... no, not really.

2026-07-21 21:50:05 UTC

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so this guy is what a piece of shit, surveillance state shill, looks like.
fuck him, and these companies. #nazis

2026-07-21 21:47:06 UTC

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looks good. some nice guitar music would accompany this nicely, know anyone? ;)

2026-07-21 21:44:27 UTC

break out the paint ball guns add these companies to deflock.org
we're seeing the surveillance state empowered by these #nazis
#nevent1q…lwec

2026-07-21 20:36:40 UTC

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anybody clear on the clarity act?
give me 3 pros, and 3 cons.

2026-07-21 20:35:41 UTC

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you're in favor of exploitation of the bloat, or you're not.
simple, really. those that start talking with answering that simple yes/no answer, are the exploitaters, the spammer, scammer.

2026-07-21 20:31:15 UTC

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are we going back to the fig leaf, or are we talking furs & hides for warmth?

2026-07-21 00:08:45 UTC

when you say government should fix something what you're saying is, you're an idiot that hasn't figured out that more laws fixes nothing. nothing ever gets undone. wake the fuck up.

2026-07-21 00:06:10 UTC

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always does

2026-07-21 00:05:44 UTC

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and im not going to convince you that it is completely controllable by the individual and doesn't need legislation. people just need to get their head out of their asses.

2026-07-20 19:40:18 UTC

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the world starts at 8am if you're up at 5 or 6 what appointments are going to change. more bullshit. early to bed, early to rise... it really is that simple. everyone has to confuse everything with "science"

2026-07-20 18:40:05 UTC

just set your alarm early enough so that the time change doesn't matter and get to bed early enough to get plenty of sleep.
#nevent1q…5s09

2026-07-19 17:23:53 UTC

little #shrooms on the edge. #permaculture https://blossom.primal.net/170c41288c568bd0181510f205f03549d18e8a1e39416f0475d04f91ca3336b0.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/7e525faedbab448c24a00949077cc25a2a13354b625749fc4740b26e7e6897b4.jpg
#barefoot #nature #photography #lkld #fl

2026-07-19 14:52:26 UTC

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#gm oshi.

2026-07-18 16:47:17 UTC

little guard on duty https://blossom.primal.net/42e8f304f3fe6d1321d62153e77711bfe0067523181e19510a46d69e8e60523c.jpg
#spider #cucumber #gardening

2026-07-18 00:05:07 UTC

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cool. thx.

2026-07-18 00:03:14 UTC

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I just sent it, apparently im just not getting yours

2026-07-17 23:57:47 UTC

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#wisp

2026-07-17 23:43:17 UTC

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did you get one from my other npub?

2026-07-17 23:38:55 UTC

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nostr. not sure why im not getting your dm

2026-07-17 23:34:45 UTC

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I don't do signal.

2026-07-17 23:25:11 UTC

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not getting dm's. you have my florida address as well as my ny address, right? im in FL right now. :)

2026-07-17 20:48:45 UTC

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#smij #zapd #grownostr #yata

2026-07-17 15:31:31 UTC

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#gm & holy big breakfast, batman!

2026-07-17 14:30:39 UTC

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#gm oshi, what's going on today?

2026-07-17 13:22:02 UTC

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not sure what killed them off early like that, but those small potatoes are all "seed" potatoes and any left in the ground will probably sprout. its a myth that using little potatoes makes smaller potatoes. any of what you harvested is viable as seed for next season.
root crops are designed by nature to break up compacted soil. in conditioned soil, the roots don't have "obstacles" to grow around. that's why potatoes do better in raised bed, but the soil needs to be good too, to produce strong, healthy plants. adding new compost/soil in a bed is important or you're just depleting it soil year after year.
its fun to grow stuff for your family, but potatoes are cheap. I would consider replacing with higher costing produce. get more bang for your buck... so to speak. :)
take a look into #permaculture it will change the way you look at your yard.

2026-07-16 20:54:51 UTC

so im trying to buy some shit online with bitcoin and I accidentally sent btc to my zeus wallet and then tried to zap it to another address and it's stuck in some channel nonsense. I fucking hate zeus wallet. what a piece of shit overly unintuitive layer of bullshit app.

2026-07-16 18:40:03 UTC

cdt? what's that ? central time? july 21st.
#bullish
#nevent1q…h6jg

2026-07-16 18:36:30 UTC

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treating pain is treating a symptom , not cause. what's the cause of the pain?

2026-07-16 18:01:38 UTC

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...and it wasn't one person, it was a group one might call an "agency"

2026-07-16 17:57:12 UTC

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if only that could be vibe coded...

2026-07-16 17:55:40 UTC

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worms are easy and you do get the best shit from them. literally. ;)

2026-07-16 17:19:29 UTC

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its not the size, its what you do with it that matters.
have you gone down the #permaculture rabbit hole yet? its fun and sometimes leads to rabbits. ;)
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-16 17:14:55 UTC

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@nprofile…xju7 swears by putting a fan in the fridge to circulate the air when doing this. I never plan that far ahead.

2026-07-16 16:48:44 UTC

upgrade your fans & tell #bullish #smij sent you, he'll probably not treat you any better than his other customers but, because his customer service is pretty good, but why not?
#nevent1q…ask4

2026-07-16 12:55:15 UTC

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I suggest adding useful #hastags too. I follow hashtags to find #people to follow and use hashtags to be found.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-16 12:50:08 UTC

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k, cool. I will. thx
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-15 19:50:22 UTC

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those glasses go with your new dress!

2026-07-15 19:48:10 UTC

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I don't know who that is, but I thought you were married

2026-07-15 19:47:06 UTC

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#marketing

2026-07-15 18:18:25 UTC

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*so...

2026-07-15 18:18:00 UTC

do I dropped #alby back when they started all that hub stuff. what's going on there? they worth looking at again? opinions? use cases? #asknostr Tia
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-15 17:06:00 UTC

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or boat.

2026-07-15 16:57:33 UTC

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you don't want a computer to have a bigger battery, buy a portable power back up and charge with your car if needed. keep the laptop light.

2026-07-15 13:38:52 UTC

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just remember the "show less" button. I hated expanding and then not being able to collapse it back. show less is one of my favorites, must haves.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-07-15 12:20:55 UTC

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I find that if people are already using PayPal or venmo are easier to orange pill than those that would have to get another wallet.
maybe jack can fix what's wrong with both of them.

2026-07-14 20:24:49 UTC

4:24
carry on.

2026-07-14 20:23:08 UTC

I think i'd put "fuck you garbage spies!" on top of my garbage can...
#nevent1q…ldf3

2026-07-14 20:21:15 UTC

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if you stopped and grabbed a donut... otherwise you're good.

2026-07-14 20:15:22 UTC

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sorry to hear.

2026-07-14 20:10:13 UTC

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#people once again, not the system, is the problem. #nazi101

2026-07-14 20:07:56 UTC

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"and another reason to not live in so cal. "
was what I was going to reply but changed my mind. hope your day gets better.

2026-07-14 19:42:35 UTC

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#core28 ?