BuddyTex

splish splash, your opinion is trash

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2025-11-01 11:09:23 UTC

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my 7-foot tall wife will bounce breastily as she runs in an and out of portaled doorways, absconding with the candy, so they can understand milves who perform irreverent hijinx to the tune of yakety sax (every day this happens)

2025-08-24 20:09:18 UTC

sorry i haven’t poasted in a while i was subscribing to magazines

2025-06-18 04:13:51 UTC

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USAID cash ran out too. now i post for mother russia where website posts you

2025-06-18 04:10:52 UTC

"you guys post for free??" yeah not most of us no. but @matty has been deferring my contract payout for years so, kind of

2025-04-19 14:11:52 UTC

me and @Ash_Kvetchum terrorizing the southern region of Arrakis committing grand theft annelid

2025-02-12 00:20:37 UTC

you bet your ass. you gamble your tits. you wage your dick. you stake your clit. you pledge your balls. you*i am clobbered by a brick*

2025-02-05 12:44:33 UTC

you could say @lovelymiss finally cracked
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2025-01-25 19:38:13 UTC

she’s on her way!!
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2025-01-17 11:24:52 UTC

while you studied the blade i was also studying the blade. we were in the same blade class
#note1kl8…d63s

2025-01-17 03:29:06 UTC

while you studied the blade, i was haveing diarhea

2025-01-15 00:37:15 UTC

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Foxworthy - you need to lurk female D1 volleyball practices more. trust me, you’d feel like a hot bitch walking past a construction site

2025-01-15 00:25:44 UTC

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srsly matty, from a man married to an amazon myself, its not emasculating. it feels like a conquest to date/marry a tall chick

2025-01-08 00:06:09 UTC

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lonely men of NCD, don’t fall for it. it’s a trap.

2025-01-03 15:25:01 UTC

the new news is that the Surgeon General wants alcohol warnings that it causes cancer. It’s a refined carbohydrate which cancer feeds off of, so that makes sense, but why now? After a century of prohibiting marijuana, that’s all in the past now. The cultural tide is shifting from alcohol to marijuana and now government is stepping in to say ‘alcohol is bad’ now that it’s convenient…i wonder why. is their preference to have a stoned populace then a drunk populace? why did they promote the inverse until now? This post isn’t insights, just curiosity.

2025-01-02 14:48:46 UTC

@matty simultaneously eliminating image uploads on NCD due to cost constraints and bringing to market a coarse toilet seat that exfoliates your butt. for the man on the go
your NCD donations did not go towards this invention and has nothing to do with eliminating image uploads. these were two separate accounts. do you even know how business works?

2024-12-24 18:39:21 UTC

And what happened, then? Well, in nicecrew they say – that Tex’s small heart grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and Tex found 10 big montanas, plus two!”
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2024-12-23 12:54:33 UTC

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viscous? tapping into the texGPT effort poast app i see

2024-12-19 04:10:13 UTC

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me, making a meal out of my 7-ft tall wife’s appropriately shaved box: babe your hole is so tiktokified

2024-12-19 04:04:03 UTC

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the ol’ sperm strainer

2024-12-19 03:52:25 UTC

this could be us but you playin
*two charred carcasses spooning in an elevator next to a faulty lithium battery*

2024-12-19 03:48:55 UTC

shut up 2, a 10 is talking
#note10qy…53aa

2024-12-17 00:22:59 UTC

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aren’t you a little old to be underage drinking?

2024-12-15 16:18:49 UTC

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i was always upfront that i had no intentions for anything serious. even then, they’d say they weren’t either, but still want to go out on dates and bang and become invested. once it became too serious, i was always honorable and would invite them over to tell them to their face (or I’d suggest meeting out for coffee). even back then, 10-digit keypad texting was a common cowardly way to “break up” many of my friends used. but i always did it to their face. years later, i think it would have been better to do it over text - not for me, but for them. then they could tell their friends and my friends i was everything they said i was. easier to emotionally move on from someone you can vilify. whereas when i did it honorably and was always upfront in the beginning, it was much harder to paint me as the bad guy, so i was 100% on stalker-grade ex’s begging to get back together…..the post breakup encounters with the wounded animals were electrifying to say the least.

2024-12-15 16:12:41 UTC

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i was a long ways from marriage back then and never dated anyone longer than weeks. even back then, i well understood the worst mistake would be to pick your lifelong mate in college. neither know yet what their career, priorities, or established locale will be….it would only create skew to try and conform your life’s path to someone you chose to lock in with simply because we were both young, hot and chose the same college. i met my wife many years later and had 3 children without even financially blinking an eye. a couple more notches in the belt during my degenerate college years likely wouldn’t have had an impact. also, even while it was fun to return and eye the local talent, it’s never been a desire to risk our marriage in Christ.

2024-12-15 16:08:14 UTC

“hello white men on fedi. its me, a liberal woman. i do not want to fuck you and i might think your politics are repulsive. but if you gun down a CEO you will find that there's a lot of things im willing to forgive while bouncing and moaning on it”

2024-12-15 16:04:34 UTC

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went back to an old college bar with old college pals a few years ago, looked around at all the talent and realized i was entirely too picky when i was younger. my results were fine in hindsight but a college 5 is still a 7 - and theyd have been so present, so grateful.

2024-12-15 15:48:58 UTC

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welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.
we got everything you want, honey w-
just the games? Are you sure? we’ve got like drugs and stuff. No i don’t know what a steam deck is.

2024-12-14 02:38:35 UTC

Big Floppa showing a tired, piss soaked bevy of blabbers the " @JoePrich doxxed me" screencaps over and over, saying "See?!? See?!?" but the blabbers are cold and itchy and don't see, and now have to look again

2024-12-14 02:37:19 UTC

what doesn’t kill me makes me wonder about who or what’s been trying to unsuccessfully up to this point

2024-12-13 02:34:10 UTC

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hey crew i’ll tell you a headline our enemy-of-nature @lovelymiss doesn’t need to see, and it's "Electric Eels Hunt in Packs"

2024-12-13 02:22:08 UTC

remember when @lovelymiss lrft social media because dave has a digital footprint fetish?

2024-12-10 02:10:48 UTC

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D1 volleyball player. not a chance jonny

2024-12-10 01:54:48 UTC

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no any mom who was a mom in the 80s is still a mom in the 80s. like being a marine.

2024-12-10 01:53:10 UTC

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if you all saw the 80s moms i boned as a teenager you’d hurl

2024-12-07 23:42:57 UTC

china sent me a lovesac futon today because they were reading my android texts. corporate america sent me targeted ads. thanks xi!

2024-11-30 23:00:53 UTC

@annakatarina [with watering eyes and inhaling billowing smoke and ash through the lining of her oven door]: “this smacks of halloween”
#note1hcd…ln78

2024-11-29 02:22:22 UTC

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speaking of following your heart, what is the accepted collective term for a large number of bean bag chairs, i want to get my physical description just right for this dating app

2024-11-19 22:38:03 UTC

That's right n3f_x, we have to steal the Declaration of Independence

2024-11-18 00:39:04 UTC

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Remember black and white movies when men would just forcibly kiss the woman, she’d performatively recoil and push back 2-3x then succumb intoxicatingly to the alpha? i always used to think wtf but maybe the hells angels are just reminding us of something our grandparents forgot about

2024-11-10 15:52:15 UTC

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the gimli-tex breakfast cookoff begins
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2024-10-31 00:57:17 UTC

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2024-09-08 18:47:07 UTC

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dissident soaps? or someone else? whatd he do?

2024-09-08 16:47:27 UTC

you know what this movement needs more of? Coffee and soaps

2024-09-07 13:11:03 UTC

here's what customers are saying about @lovelymiss ’s Etsy store:
'my bones are turning into liquid. prompt delivery 5/5'
'the screams of the damned echo wherever i go. i want to answer them but every time i try to speak only a single, colorless moth crawls out of my mouth and flies away. five stars'
'customer support was very friendly, quick answer, spoke to me in a dead, inhuman tongue i realized i could understand, had always understood, and was the only language i had ever understood'

2024-09-07 13:05:31 UTC

enjoying a seasonal pumpkin spice flavored roasted coffee. somewhere out there @lovelymiss is in a place where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts

2024-09-06 01:55:57 UTC

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putting out proud incel remarks makes little sense

2024-09-06 00:27:35 UTC

the reason i don't talk more about music on here is that it would all be 'dude tex, if you think that band rules you should check out the rise of the vulture people by stoner king and the corpse eaters. there are only 98 LPs in existence as the vinyl press they built themselves from kfc buckets exploded before they could do the full hundred. i say LP but it’s really only one song but it's 40 minutes long. yes it's supposed to sound like a kazoo was recorded underwater on an iphone'

2024-07-13 22:23:47 UTC

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lol CNN headline: “trump falls onstage at rally; unclear what is happening”

2024-07-06 15:07:26 UTC

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it’s a byproduct of the earning pressure current society placed on women, a pressure traditionally handled by men. We all remember our 20s when we didn’t know (a) who we were, or (b) how we were going to earn a living or secure a career.
She views this as a way to secure income and is being incredibly short-sighted.

2024-07-04 14:43:37 UTC

explaining to the guy who is struggling to afford his groceries "actually the chart says the Biden economy is good"

2024-07-04 12:32:26 UTC

is it true gab reversed their ‘no image upload’ policy? (still ain’t going back)
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