Bfgreen

Manage like an officer, work like an analyst, train like an operator, think like a spy | Violent nomad (Ret.) | Beekeeper | Nostr since 768111

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npub1pj09u9lmma24aaqa4u7r5xt8f8yy37w8jxtx7v86uhjvqjqwsu9s7jznjh

NIP-05 Address

briangreen.net

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Last Notes

2026-05-26 00:57:09 UTC

Can you identify all these items @npub1sq4…6lz9 ? A sticker I designed for my friend who runs Serepick. https://www.serepick.com/products/open-sticker
https://image.nostr.build/42fe91cddd40d096596ef2444c024a4f52277b34689c1c66c0b0629553ec8296.jpg

2026-05-26 00:14:27 UTC

Tradecraft
https://image.nostr.build/d217e3495c2cbcadbdc9380321606f6dd020c2f34412c1697778ba3777d6ef4a.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/5e6bc94aed27fe7ea90d762a78f8755a2cbd79716fcba6e9640dff302d8293db.jpg

2026-05-25 18:34:07 UTC

Show me your #junkdrawer
/ @nprofile…6ftq
https://blossom.primal.net/d3016679453364f72ab65344f39589606c6b110a2403f7085b90e4314f274b84.jpg

2026-05-24 17:32:53 UTC

Hot earl grey #tea, with grated fresh ginger and @npub1jmk…e0z6 honey!

2026-05-23 23:42:42 UTC

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Vegetable beds? I was going to make wooden ones but those look really good. What brand are those?

2026-05-23 23:28:37 UTC

Installed a 55 gal rain catchment tank yesterday. Had a spare so hooked it up as the overflow tank. We had slow drizzle rain all night. This morning when I check both are full and overflowing. That’s 110 gals of rainwater off my wife’s sheshed in one night. We have a whole week of rain coming!

2026-05-23 12:00:29 UTC

Coffee and breakfast on the porch. Listening to the rain and birds. #overnightoats
https://blossom.primal.net/c09c82de28fa84ceeb86d56220dc8c986556070a6c8b82590a75eb5777446db6.jpg

2026-05-19 23:05:47 UTC

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or bitcoin meetup!

2026-05-19 23:00:25 UTC

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There are still many places in the world that cash will get you out of a bad situation.
https://blossom.primal.net/9579d427d0b1a206c7cd92bf3c3ed8becb3b1bc3f9458a1c98a38892aceac1a6.jpg

2026-05-19 20:49:19 UTC

Paper zaps.
https://blossom.primal.net/2bd5c17406eca9176d0be78b01bba64c3b07b922a41fbfe32d745392228df00c.jpg

2026-05-19 14:59:58 UTC

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Happy to test.

2026-05-19 12:37:50 UTC

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Gowron is gone? We need more funnies on Nostr. Anyone know the story?
#nevent1q…4d55

2026-05-19 12:36:29 UTC

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🫡 GM Node ☕️⚡️🔥

2026-05-19 12:35:33 UTC

@nprofile…w83n - what’s the latest on #Safebox ?

2026-05-19 11:40:31 UTC

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I could write it up. It’s super easy though.
https://blossom.primal.net/87f015b5ad24d5f941ed65aefe9af954bd16fda38d362870297bdf2d6d503b36.jpg

2026-05-19 00:50:12 UTC

Making #overnightoats for the week. Coffee, coconut, almond. #foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/063a77acb49178cdbd1671e0b5ed87450c488adf5d3b2a1f4cfcc1174b4c610c.jpg

2026-05-18 20:50:16 UTC

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For sure. This is an already hardened nail. It would need to be annealed before being worked then re-hardened. Metallurgy101

2026-05-18 20:33:26 UTC

#challenge what creative tools or #EDC items can you make from a 3” hardened masonry nail? [it’s already a nail before some smartass suggests using it as a nail]
https://blossom.primal.net/60301ff8c911ff6d63726c7034dc49fb0b583a5a4abf48bc091e2ff0ea8c7071.jpg

2026-05-17 01:59:01 UTC

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I hope so.

2026-05-17 01:22:06 UTC

Netflix - Rousey vs Carano. MMA live. LFG!

2026-05-15 20:39:23 UTC

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The pen is your miss!

2026-05-15 20:04:38 UTC

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I have a “preference” it seems
#watchstr
https://blossom.primal.net/7c14111cfa667af547e893794defc01289a6fecafe21166fa607c1c854db5aa9.jpg

2026-05-15 20:02:23 UTC

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The flat earth thread from hell only just died down, please don’t get the idiots going again.

2026-05-15 20:01:30 UTC

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You’d enjoy the #watchknifepen tag I started. Some folks don’t quite get it, or post pen, watch, knife - but still fun and some great examples.

2026-05-15 18:27:23 UTC

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Grifter gonna grift..

2026-05-15 18:20:38 UTC

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So my tiny 1TB Sabrent nano is doable?

2026-05-15 18:18:45 UTC

Friday #wristcheck - let’s see what yer wearing #watchstr
Timex Mk1 Field auto
https://blossom.primal.net/772475f3986a8648741808ed0136b8936e0a721bb2b9d8b7980b4a6690e7806c.jpg

2026-05-15 18:14:35 UTC

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That’s all. Didn’t think you or anyone actually ran a node on SSD with their limited writes, but it is doable. Cool. Thought maybe you were using the term “node” figuratively.

2026-05-15 18:07:16 UTC

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Tell me more…

2026-05-15 16:25:10 UTC

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I can barely do consistent double unders.

2026-05-15 00:22:18 UTC

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Yeah I’m not a fan or at all interested in the AP Swatch collab. Not my style in the slightest. Guessing Swatch is desperately trying to be relevant. My Ocean Divers have a genuine eta movement in a German made case - that’s hard to beat at the price. An eta movement alone is more than that.

2026-05-14 21:29:01 UTC

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Bots competing

2026-05-14 21:14:43 UTC

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Right back atcha! Just yanking your chain man! You see the AP Swatch collab?
https://blossom.primal.net/18167fc19d5f740a6456ec473d34fbebcc81329db68403734660c06f91012e49.png

2026-05-14 13:38:51 UTC

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I do. Care less. Also, no one likes a smartass early in the morning.

2026-05-14 12:51:52 UTC

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The moon is not a natural satellite. Nothing about it relates to or matches Earth.

2026-05-14 12:48:18 UTC

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Wild! I could care less about dinner, but we have it because that’s what we’ve always done. I know we share common traits, this is a new discovery for me.

2026-05-14 11:50:44 UTC

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Is it the most important meal of the day? Nostr says it isn’t.
#nevent1q…ylun

2026-05-14 11:37:34 UTC

Eggs on toast. It’s my fallback breakfast when there’s almost nothing left in the house. What’s for breakfast Nostriches?

2026-05-14 11:34:03 UTC

Desperately need a new book recommendation. Here’s my reading list, 500 sats to best recommendation based on my history. #books #reading #asknostr
https://briangreen.net/reading

2026-05-14 11:08:09 UTC

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You’ve tried dead?

2026-05-14 11:03:53 UTC

GM my Nostr frens. Keep stacking and mining those sats, be kind and zap each other, and stay safe out there. ☕️⚡️
But first, coffee!
https://blossom.primal.net/f1e79516bcfb35c2d123a7df577a0970feb20567146c5e8a87aee9440c345606.jpg

2026-05-14 01:03:32 UTC

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Me.

2026-05-14 01:01:11 UTC

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Sweet will try it out.

2026-05-13 23:58:15 UTC

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If I could get the bunker string login to work…

2026-05-13 23:57:04 UTC

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Dad’s is a thing? I thought that was @nprofile…92fc just being a smartass cuz his dad owns a root beer business or some shit like that, you know how he is.

2026-05-13 23:47:05 UTC

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Aw shit. I don’t usually drink soda, so my bad. Barf’s is closer.

2026-05-13 23:38:15 UTC

Gifted my son a watch that I designed, that has my name on the back, that I’ve been holding for him from new for 16 years just for his college graduation. Number 002/5000. Some things are worth the wait. #family #watchstr #fathers
https://blossom.primal.net/3fb66c94acd492735a71b46b5fd3adf4b70ffe190909f3db695050f1a0377bc9.jpg

2026-05-13 23:18:45 UTC

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That’s flavor right there. More ingredients = more value.

2026-05-13 12:07:16 UTC

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(Crypto)Baron

2026-05-13 12:04:53 UTC

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Who, on the taxpayers payroll, is making these graphics for him. There is no way he cognitive ability to use AI to generate images.

2026-05-12 11:21:31 UTC

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Oh no, I’m going to have to deal with this shortly. Any pointers? #Omarchy

2026-05-10 22:25:24 UTC

81k bounce 🚀👀

2026-05-08 00:38:15 UTC

The Spice must flow!
https://youtu.be/Y3C2RrA4Rwg

2026-05-07 23:34:17 UTC

Discipline equals Freedom.
https://youtu.be/vzRyQKQJzxI

2026-05-07 23:20:26 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/4fa4be71a55d1a64122ec85f26c7fdb45b23d5475e5fc86bf6d7c3c9ddcd6329.png

2026-05-07 23:18:46 UTC

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You are not separate. You never were and you never could be.
https://primal.net/e/naddr1qvzqqqr4gupzqry7tctlhh64tm6pmteu8gvkwjwgfruu0yvkduc04e0ycpyqapctqq28g6r9946ku6tkv4e8xctv9468yat5dpes93csyf

2026-05-06 15:21:51 UTC

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That was a skirmish, the latest is a war - I think. Or is it a war with aliens? Hard to keep track.. 👀

2026-05-06 11:51:27 UTC

Folks wishing they had stacked MORE!

2026-05-06 11:40:59 UTC

Did I miss some new #alien announcement? Seeing a lot of #uap memes. Or is alien disclosure yet another distraction from Epstein files?

2026-05-05 18:32:52 UTC

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Sweet. If I had access to test Wisp I would have done the same.

2026-05-05 15:02:31 UTC

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Apparently not 🚀

2026-05-05 11:25:33 UTC

GM sneaky 81k 🚀👀

2026-05-05 00:42:44 UTC

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Land Cruiser porn > https://youtu.be/6I-FbMOClX8
I may or may not be on the TLC waitlist... 👀

2026-05-05 00:39:43 UTC

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LOL that looks more like a Defender than a Land Cruiser

2026-05-04 20:30:18 UTC

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I don't insist on ignoring you 😉 In fact I'm asking here to avoid common mistakes and learn from others recommendations, so thank you. All I want is a server I can run all the #nodesandshit on for under $100 👀

2026-05-04 19:31:06 UTC

Been wanting to get an @nprofile…cnv5 Pro/Home for a while, but having sticker shock. Then I started pricing the pieces to "make my own" using UmbrelOS - and I got sticker shock there too! WTF? Any other suggestions?
https://blossom.primal.net/8279afd1f87d16d49108ca4c07576ba04228c3407a11f0354cf117802a7006b3.png

2026-05-04 17:11:43 UTC

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👀 definitely not lying. And I would think that was a reasonable question to ask - not trolling. I wish you every success in your business. Peace

2026-05-04 17:04:58 UTC

@nprofile…9sgn if you’re about privacy, why am I getting 2 cookies and 3 trackers from your website?

2026-05-04 16:51:57 UTC

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This is going to push Bitcoin through 81k 🚀👀
#nevent1q…24k4

2026-05-04 14:00:45 UTC

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KAMResearch eh?

2026-05-04 11:40:05 UTC

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Did you change npubs?

2026-05-03 22:41:13 UTC

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Thanks. It would cost more to ship than to make. It’s getting better and easier the more I do. Need to get these finished and the webbing figured out before I make any more. Been fun learning.
https://blossom.primal.net/c2e0c575af49419706fc248dbb7280b35b74a988bb072991d511f63388e49534.jpg

2026-05-03 22:33:21 UTC

Productive Sunday. Had so much extra wood, I turned all the pieces for a second chair as a gift for an old friend. Not sure how to finish this one though. Went with curved back panels. #shakerchair #woodwork #proofofwork
https://blossom.primal.net/a0c5384d40fcdc14495ccabdf44dcb185e50b83a7516d25b65ccce0ad9187830.jpg

2026-05-03 00:58:26 UTC

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Damn sloppy devs!

2026-05-02 21:42:50 UTC

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Specs said it had to be tied to your phone for updates.

2026-05-02 21:13:55 UTC

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I like the price and minimalist design approach. But having to tie the vehicle to your phone is a nonstarter for me. I’ll keep driving my analog 4Runner TRDPro until it dies, or I do.
https://blossom.primal.net/6a576573a757cb532eceee49edc48f62599874653aaa107bc9a190e0954ea3bf.jpg

2026-05-02 21:03:17 UTC

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Right? I did the math a bunch of times because I was sure I was wrong. So.. take it straight to the bitcoin community and charge them $780 to watch..?

2026-05-02 20:45:59 UTC

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Seems overly long and lacks the punch, but you do you boo!

2026-05-02 20:45:00 UTC

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Wait what? I can join the watch party for 0.01 BTC? I know things are getting more expensive but...

2026-05-02 20:19:32 UTC

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Maybe this month the challenge should be…
https://blossom.primal.net/e5c276fa8fbc57a4acb612a03e00a19df39f2cde71438bf15498378836536f89.jpg

2026-05-02 20:16:39 UTC

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do you at least repeat? 😉

2026-05-02 20:09:01 UTC

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Yall missed out on #squatpushrepeat through April. I’m keeping going, saw silly good results after 30 days.

2026-05-02 20:05:49 UTC

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Tried zapping you!

2026-05-02 13:31:29 UTC

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If you like old school crypto challenges, about a decade ago I created my own BBBChallenge and set it loose in the world. Took eight years to find three people who could solve it. The page below has a link to the original challenge message. If you can solve it I have a #challenge patch left you could win!
https://briangreen.net/bbb_challenge

2026-05-02 11:47:46 UTC

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Yeah - I realized I tapped the wrong note. Meh.

2026-05-02 11:46:58 UTC

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These days you can work at a bank your entire career and have almost nothing to do with banking. But I get what you’re saying.

2026-05-02 11:43:08 UTC

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I had a hard time sleeping a while ago. It sucks. I cut out caffeine other than one really good coffee each morning. I also forced myself to exercise or wear myself out each day. It took a while but my body reset and night became recovery time and I slammed out. Hope you figure out what helps yer!

2026-05-02 11:33:11 UTC

Rain forecast all day. I have an old laptop for a rainy day project. Going to wipe it and install Linux headless. #Asknostr what should I install and run on it? What’s the latest cool freedom shit I should be running? Bonus #zaps if you give some guidance. Go!
https://blossom.primal.net/a3bc19081c29b4e7e0cbbe24d094eaca69fc8bc788bfc3ef32af09d1df24fa0b.jpg

2026-05-01 17:39:34 UTC

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What’s the latest with #IKITAO ?

2026-05-01 12:58:00 UTC

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If you build it they will come (compete)!

2026-05-01 11:44:06 UTC

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and there it is… Google? No thanks. (but I appreciate the meme, gave me a chuckle)

2026-05-01 11:31:09 UTC

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Just how we like it here!

2026-05-01 11:19:22 UTC

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I just tested every iOS client under the sun with #clave. They either suck or don’t work well, but if you know of one that you recommend pls tell me. Don’t say Damus - I love it - but it’s a battery blow torch.

2026-05-01 01:01:11 UTC

Well, #squatpushrepeat is over (for me). Finish today strong if you’re still going. Thank you to everyone that joined me. I hope it was worth it. I hope you made a new habit and saw individual improvement. Things are more fun with friends 🙏🏻
Thoughts on what’s next?

2026-05-01 00:11:48 UTC

@nprofile…68e2 I’m getting this error constantly when using Primal wallet. I have my Primal wallet connected by NWC with @nprofile…v6cc and scanned a QR code, added an amount manually (28 sats) and tried to send. Not sure what amounts are not matching (see error) as I chose the amount. I get this error whether I paste in a lightning address or scan QR code. Tested directly from Rizful and can send. #asknostr
https://blossom.primal.net/615cbdccd2bb4314fffaee8fda04be9efbe5024d9ef5bced4816d1db86c3d66f.jpg

2026-04-30 20:13:34 UTC

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My team’s done some internal testing and it’s bad..

2026-04-30 20:12:46 UTC

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Lots of Linux devices out there covered in dust that haven’t been rebooted since 1947!

2026-04-30 19:33:51 UTC

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2026-04-30 19:32:24 UTC

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Patch and reboot time for Linux! Welcome to the big leagues.
#nevent1q…5mjw

2026-04-30 15:42:09 UTC

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Hmm. Think t0ken7 follows you