JordanTNM
Jordan The Nostr Miner 🫪

Terminally online Crypto-Anarchist Sardistic Schizo Cynicic that creates, and re-uploads bizarre memes featuring anime goth girls, and cats.
Shitcoiner, Spend, and Replace Advocate, Anti-NGU, Anti-HODL culture.
Contrarian Against Tyrannical Society.
Primary Client: Amethyst
Zaps : = False
Right-Wing Social Commentary

You may find offense from what I post.

Bitcoin Silent Payments on Cake Wallet:
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Bitcoin (P2WPKH):
bc1q9kr5jntvlrd7flz4k32ye50y4j3q5pajkqw66w

Monero:
497jDwVaWajZVXGXXCfMBbe1H9S6BK4f21C9Ya2K8Q68j2QYDmoY2KRMz5VJm4ebyLQCUyUF5YJH48soHjbiahr35mYCmWp

Public Key

npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk

NIP-05 Address

Jordan@nostr.land

Profile Code

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Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk

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Last Notes

2026-08-27 16:10:56 UTC

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The Prince of All Cosmos from Katamari Damacy will be pushing us.
https://static.klipy.com/ii/c3a19a0b747a76e98651f2b9a3cca5ff/89/de/QiqUun9o.gif

2026-08-27 10:01:21 UTC

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Symbols 2
https://blossom.primal.net/84c0ac550e9b67a0d2391a63215f44b2110ff58c30454246d8ef070a87a5a265.mp4

2026-08-27 09:59:02 UTC

Terry Davis, I’m like Anti-Social, and humiliation doesn’t really hurt.
Nothing Hurts Anymore.
https://blossom.primal.net/e155463615cd2291b8a14e6cd7fbe05ccebbbe078eb4b6c489ea7b977fad44d9.mp4

2026-08-27 09:51:34 UTC

This is me.
https://blossom.primal.net/bac12844524500b112e2e94cd30ccf2fec8435732965e800a9223d8b69f162ce.mp4

2026-08-27 09:07:04 UTC

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Yes

2026-08-27 09:04:48 UTC

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Bro, I can’t imagine an Atari lasting that long 😭.
I really hate the passage of time tbh.

2026-08-27 09:03:17 UTC

I’m thinking of changing my screen name to The Monero Zionist 🤔.
https://blossom.primal.net/9503fccd0b7dc52ee5aa7162bfc1d26b03b7af398953e53f84881d33d61675dc.jpg

2026-08-27 08:59:50 UTC

I’m so chudployim pilled.

2026-08-27 08:59:21 UTC

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True!
https://blossom.primal.net/0c1e9722c6f364030893bb59fd11c451e02c8bc933651a70c7bb8601678b9d02.jpg

2026-08-27 08:56:34 UTC

The IDF said that after I finish my humiliation ritual, and own some goyim on the internet that I will get 72 Virgin IDF Baddies.
Israel Barakabar!
https://blossom.primal.net/63010de803ada0e142d797883587d23ba6d75046e6c2c376725d5bcac334bff8.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/18999c0925c37638bbfa5aa661209dec5b2aad6378cde7cc2721016dcd749c8b.jpg

2026-08-27 08:50:09 UTC

Benjamin Netanyahu please save me from these Goyim!

2026-08-27 08:08:51 UTC

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#nevent1q…ym5l

2026-08-27 08:08:12 UTC

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This video is also a good explainer too.
Original Video Link (Tracking Parameters Removed):
https://youtube.com/shorts/ETyB1U_zaJY
https://v.nostr.build/11LfkFd686i5pkvwpGJ7QP.mp4

2026-08-27 08:05:36 UTC

Nobody is allowed to call me buddy, friend, or guy though 😡🤬😤!!!
🫪
https://v.nostr.build/4rfxKFjxcE43qXojYVzhXZ.mp4
#nevent1q…c3w2

2026-08-27 07:57:07 UTC

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I suppose I could be considered a grommet as I do not specialize in board related sports/athletics.

2026-08-27 07:53:49 UTC

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Is it the third definition?
https://i.nostr.build/sYpj674qJ8OTgxhBkQSUmg.jpg

2026-08-27 07:52:45 UTC

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Yes, I am ok with being called a young man even though I unfortunately am 29 years old.

2026-08-27 07:51:42 UTC

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It’s ok for black people (or anyone) to say “boy, you/you’re crazy/wild” to me after I have said or done something unhinged, awesome, or said something out of pocket, or something similar that deserves said response.

2026-08-27 06:39:36 UTC

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In 200 years, this note will have the same intellectual weight as the works of Frued.
#nevent1q…yp6e

2026-08-27 06:38:19 UTC

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There’s that weird age between 16 to 23 where a female is neither a girl nor a woman.
She’s just like exists as a thing as a not man thing but she’s neither mature nor immature.

2026-08-27 06:36:28 UTC

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If we get enough of us in a close proximity the hugs, and revolutions will occur.

2026-08-27 06:34:22 UTC

I don’t like the terms girls, & women.
Females don’t like the term Female.
So I suppose Gals, & Dames might be a suitable alternative.

2026-08-27 06:32:12 UTC

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You definitely should get monero for privacy sake.

2026-08-27 06:27:12 UTC

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@nprofile…plyt's dreams
#nevent1q…f2qj

2026-08-27 06:26:08 UTC

Dang it, the Ai bot is telling the truth 😔✊.
#nevent1q…mgze

2026-08-27 06:04:09 UTC

I’m better at pissing people off accidentally than intentionally.

2026-08-27 05:39:25 UTC

I’m trying my best to be peacefully non-compliant but I do not have the mental fortitude to peacefully accept letting the world suffer like this.
I want to intervene now to minimize the suffering but I know that it’s not possible.
I must wait, and be patient, and take over the institutions through gradual, and strategic lobbying, and reform.

2026-08-27 05:35:40 UTC

Growing Up is Accepting The Great Unfolding of Things.

2026-08-27 05:33:38 UTC

Me, & Who?
#nevent1q…ff5l

2026-08-27 05:33:09 UTC

Every Year of my life feels like a lifetime within itself.

2026-08-27 05:27:50 UTC

All of my haters are my biggest fans 😎.
#nevent1q…3nuz

2026-08-27 05:25:33 UTC

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Fries
https://blossom.primal.net/c8cfa50efb7b6fa4ba612931b41cec9b6ef36a9f103a29aa6acd6f2cf096f222.mp4

2026-08-27 05:08:15 UTC

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Blood is water, the moon pulls on water with gravity.
Also “it’s the parasites 🤓” 😂.

2026-08-27 05:04:34 UTC

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Never has been

2026-08-27 04:43:40 UTC

I contributed to the circle jerk on here, and on X today.
I contributed content on here, and shilled Nostr on X.
https://i.nostr.build/EO0XlHlu16BiyMHGQgEfDu.jpg
#nevent1q…4uun

2026-08-27 04:24:36 UTC

Did you contribute to the circlejerk today?
Because I sure as hell didn’t cum.

2026-08-27 04:19:06 UTC

“Oh Jordan, all you do is criticize Bitcoin all day”
No, I try to post literally about other shit all the time but the maxis keep calling BCH, Litecoin, Ethereum, Z-cash, and Monero Shitcoins.
And no one ever engages with any content on here because Bitcoin/Crypto, and Nostr.
90% of the trending notes on here are “oh, look at Bitcoin, did thingy”, or “Nostr sucks ass but it’s ok because we’re so early, and bullish”.
Like maybe you’ll get lucky, and get a few inspirational quotes, picture of a steak, or a flower trending but it’s usually from someone with 10,000+ followers on here.
I mean literally on every other app/website/protocol, even normal shit gets some traction from time to time from various people.
But on here, it’s heavily concentrated into like 5 people who don’t even use Nostr 90% of the time.

2026-08-27 04:11:58 UTC

People for some reason tend to enjoy following the biggest gayest loudest retards they can possibly.
Unfortunately, Society doesn’t like to follow quiet, & reasonable geniuses, so that’s why I decided the only way to get anything done is be a big gay retard like Trump, Hitler, Stalin, Sanders, Saylor, and more.
If the world were reasonable Rand/Ron Paul, or Thomas Massie would be King, Every Bitcoiner would watch Andreas Antonopoulos Cypherpunk/CryptoAnarchist videos instead of The Weird NGU cult videos that seem to propagate a significant majority of the space currently.
I don’t like talking about Bitcoin, or Monero.
I don’t even care but I care about truth.
In the ideal world, where truth was known, and money was sound I would probably be playing videogames all day but no, unfortunately that’s not the world we live in.
I have to be engaged in a lot of domains, and fight for truth, privacy, and freedom because assholes just won’t let people exist in peace.
The Communist Fascists want to tax us to death, and ban the fun things, and make our lives suck.

2026-08-27 04:00:34 UTC

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Oshi clarified to me in DM what he meant by that.

2026-08-27 03:59:17 UTC

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The notes, and bio in question.
https://blossom.primal.net/7538bc2a0bb483de1a153b2cbb08fc7d33886519daefb3eafceb795b0ba9d1f0.jpg
#nevent1q…xeur
#nevent1q…c6nf
#nevent1q…lpck

2026-08-27 03:12:01 UTC

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You might want to let
@nprofile…vzyq
@nprofile…vefl
@nprofile…hpmf
@nprofile…j8h0
And many others plus more know that because many people around here keep saying “Bitcoin is Not Crypto”.
#nevent1q…82jy

2026-08-27 02:44:50 UTC

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I have in the past but my strategy has changed.
I use Bitcoin at Square via CashApp, and once I have enough Bitcoin saved up, I intend on utilizing it with platforms like LEDN, or Better/Freddie/Frannie to utilize on stuff that I need, or want.
It will make a smaller portion of my portfolio.

2026-08-27 02:38:03 UTC

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Are you part of the people who believe that “Bitcoin will absorb global liquidity”?
Bitcoin could hit $340,000 but I don’t think it will in or by 2030, if it does it will be so drastically later like 2036 or later.
I think that the 4 year cycle will break, while it’s possible the 4 year cycle follows the market rhythm of expansion, and contractions but as seen in the image Bitcoin’s momentum will start to slow down, if not contract at some points.
The main pump in 2017 happened due to Bitcoin/Crypto being a new unexplored market that was innovating but now that people know what crypto is, & less innovation is happening in the space, it will drastically slow down.
Gold Pumped because gold is the global safe haven during economic uncertainty.
https://blossom.primal.net/65568a39cfd35dee05610be381dd7a3c6984280bea78fcce85850a1e3335ae9b.mp4
YouTube Link (Tracking Parameters Removed):
https://youtu.be/phl3GCRC-g0

2026-08-26 23:37:28 UTC

Everybody talking about Monero now 🤫🤐.

2026-08-26 23:31:23 UTC

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To clarify, Bitcoin would have to hit $340,000 to break this trend.

2026-08-26 23:17:43 UTC

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And when do you suppose that will happen?
Even if we assume the most bullish case Bitcoin maxes out (in today’s dollar) of $1.6 million, that’s assuming Bitcoin absorbs the entire market cap of gold, which is extremely unlikely.
Gold has the highest marketcap.
And yes, I know muh Bitcoin absorbs all liquidity theory but I think that’s unrealistic because then the entire economy would just be Hodling Bitcoin.
https://8marketcap.com/compare/bitcoin/gold/
https://blossom.primal.net/ad20645314094c704c9af46c71b7cf085e510e8cd383924e165d2060a02edf70.jpg

2026-08-26 22:53:36 UTC

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It’s an incomplete build, it’s fair to assume the full build has more features.

2026-08-26 22:07:01 UTC

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You forgot to switch to @nprofile…ywhg bro 😭.

2026-08-26 21:59:06 UTC

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Link/Summary?

2026-08-26 21:55:43 UTC

I dream of a future where Bitcoin works.

2026-08-26 21:48:41 UTC

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This note is about everyone else obviously.

2026-08-26 21:41:52 UTC

Bitcoin is a Wallstreet Memecoin.
#nevent1q…06j2

2026-08-26 21:40:17 UTC

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Thank you for the inspiration.
#nevent1q…9arz

2026-08-26 21:35:39 UTC

The Madness of Mobs ALWAYS Leads to VIOLENCE!
https://i.nostr.build/zPdMCxbWDIuKzJ8y35GlQT.jpg

2026-08-26 20:58:25 UTC

Gold didn’t circulate, dollars did.
Bitcoin isn’t circulating, Monero is.

2026-08-26 20:57:04 UTC

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Do you want to be honest about Bitcoin’s Diminishing returns, and how new “HODLers” won’t make the same gains/returns as you did?
I think a lot of people get confused when you talk about your individual unrealized gains vs their future potential returns.
Many seem to think that they’ll achieve the same returns that you did if they buy now.
Clarity on that would be appreciated.
#nevent1q…u3su

2026-08-26 20:45:11 UTC

Why didn’t cyberleek use Bitcoin 🤔?
Isn’t Bitcoin supposed to be the best money ever!?

2026-08-26 20:35:38 UTC

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Lightning is Broken:
https://blossom.primal.net/7507d844c2811aea7b9aa893b7caffbc0149c38c48310fd5f129b074c38738cb.jpg
#nevent1q…807n

2026-08-26 20:31:27 UTC

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Likes are better because it’s attention, and connection.
The ability to know people saw what you said.
That’s why we Nostr.
If you want money do funny dances on TikTok, that’s where the money is.

2026-08-26 20:22:11 UTC

When I’m in a being cattle competition, and my opponents are literal goyim.
😔✊

2026-08-26 20:21:04 UTC

This is me when my day is good.
https://v.nostr.build/KqSENzohE8u7BPPGxwQFLe.mp4

2026-08-26 17:35:26 UTC

We need incentive structures that reduce the amount of hours it takes to accomplish a task.
Any smart or good organization would seek to improve quality of life outcomes for labor too.

2026-08-26 17:21:51 UTC

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Seems, fake, manipulated, or ai.
Do you have the archived version, or an article on it?

2026-08-26 13:08:11 UTC

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Marriage Fixes This 🤵🏻‍♂️👰🏻‍♀️.
Bullish 🐂

2026-08-26 13:05:14 UTC

Nobody suffers more than high libido people in a low libido society 😔✊.
#nevent1q…8euw

2026-08-26 11:20:42 UTC

This is me.
https://i.nostr.build/myJvZrf6GYUcQMJxBatiSD.jpg

2026-08-26 03:17:13 UTC

If anyone knows a female that looks like this my public replies are open.
(Nostr DMs are unreliable)
#nevent1q…89a0

2026-08-26 03:15:41 UTC

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What if they were marginally less evil 🤔?

2026-08-26 01:25:21 UTC

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You never said what was “questionable content” 🤔.

2026-08-25 23:46:33 UTC

Nostr
Is
Going to make a
Global
Electronic
Revolution

2026-08-25 22:55:02 UTC

Monero has Penis Go Up Technology!
I HODL MY WEINER every time I see Monero-Chan 😩🤤😍😳🍆💦!
#NSFW
https://blossom.primal.net/a74b86bdd9c65baf5fb15378241bca8501fbd65baa435db2391ec7ca25b0e333.gif

2026-08-25 22:29:53 UTC

Monero is a Gay Fed Jewish honeypot shitcoin.

2026-08-25 22:27:29 UTC

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Coinbase controls every project with listings.
Monero is delisted, monero did not capitulate to coinbase’s, etc. demands.

2026-08-25 22:25:56 UTC

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Yeah, I’m married to Monero 😂!
#nevent1q…9f5u

2026-08-25 22:18:26 UTC

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Yeah and?

2026-08-25 22:15:15 UTC

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Cope
https://blossom.primal.net/bd85ec6a57bbb16d3adba8747db8de3c29392581ecb39f3f2ef9c3d453d75260.mp4

2026-08-25 21:59:42 UTC

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Lightning Network, & Cashu

2026-08-25 21:30:47 UTC

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@nprofile…u996 is this true?
#nevent1q…yurr

2026-08-25 21:27:38 UTC

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Amethyst on Android.
Nostur on iOS.
@nprofile…wxkt looks interesting too, I’ve yet to explore it though.

2026-08-25 21:06:44 UTC

As far as I’m concerned NVK, Calle, Adam Back, and Luke Dashjr. Plus more killed Bitcoin.
There is no more Satoshi, or Hal Finney.
Just empty immoral grifters that want to steal your funds.
I trust Zooko Wilcox more than any Bitcoin right now, and that’s saying a lot.
I know Vitalik carries the torch of Satoshi because he is a Legend!
https://i.nostr.build/a8le3aWQQ0DyusH4y7o5FH.jpg

2026-08-25 01:59:13 UTC

Yo @npub18am…p424, I was wondering if you could make a Xitter post of something along the lines of “Nostr is the only social media platform that doesn’t run on data centers”, or “If you oppose data centers use Nostr, you can run it on your computer at home”
I mention it since you have Xitter blue, and more followers/traction.
If not, I’ll make a post but I thought I’d mention it to you first due to network effects.

2026-08-23 01:55:39 UTC

Negev-Chan Fumo I love Israel 🇮🇱 Meme
https://v.nostr.build/aOjAmezhbxIvTJdBLSNXgp.mp4

2026-08-22 10:46:35 UTC

Take Back Our Future: A Message From The Alt-Right by 2DadsTv
https://seed131b.bitchute.com/91JhWyyGlJvx/8uxrtYU101XQ.mp4

2026-08-22 07:56:56 UTC

@npub1nxa…a6q8 talking to Trump 😱!
#nevent1q…sdwl

2026-08-22 04:59:21 UTC

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Having control over the monetary system would be the reward in and itself.
They could manipulate consumers to buy high inventory products, and effectively siphon growth from other companies.

2026-08-22 04:50:12 UTC

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Not necessarily, if they have power, & control over their own currency they could simply bar other currencies, manipulate their coin, or create a walled garden so pervasive where they could manipulate both suppliers, and consumers.

2026-08-22 04:44:35 UTC

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The early versions would probably start as a gift card, or cash back reward until enough of it was in the economy was circulating in the economy where they could expand outwards to other industries like housing, electricity, gas, & water, etc.

2026-08-22 04:38:45 UTC

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Because the main proponents of it now aren’t about its use case as a P2P technology but rather as a speculative asset.
I am Anti-HODL culture.
I want Bitcoin to succeed but anyone who’s ever use it knows that the Mempool sucks, fees are high, RBF just bumps you out/back in the queue even further.
Rich people with a lot of miners could perpetually freeze the network by mining their own transactions, and RBF-ing out any legitimate users.
Whereas almost every other cryptocurrency has a reliable, affordable, and consistent transaction.
If you pay low fee on other networks you probably get submitted within an hour but on Bitcoin, if you pay high fee but then fees increase you could still be stuck on the Mempool for 24 hours despite paying what was originally high fee.
That’s just one problem of L1, ignoring all the other problems.

2026-08-22 03:01:02 UTC

The trees have spoken, you should be more cringe.
https://blossom.primal.net/97a99143f335f6c9dfe3b8e2d4e513c33845f9d2f9e1b53d05e72dc2fa77a0c2.jpg

2026-08-22 02:56:21 UTC

Everyone literally thinks of me as a Goth gf guy on here when it’s ironic posting, & makes up a small percent of my posts 😂😭 🫪.

2026-08-22 02:49:42 UTC

When is Monero getting its own Sexy E-Girl Bimbo influencers?

2026-08-22 02:42:41 UTC

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I’m just being honest, everyone buys Bitcoin like it’s this magical thing that will somehow explode into Millions/Billions of dollars when realistically it tops out at around $300,000 per coin, and that’s being generous.
I think the fiat system as bad as it is, will always be around to some extent, if not by governments then by companies.
Walmart will offer Walmart coin, Amazon will offer Amazon coin, etc.
While it’s preferable over the current system.
I don’t think the vast majority of people will accept crypto, at least not without third party interfaces to handle it for them.
Even if Banks as entities, the concept of an entity managing people’s money on their behalf will never disappear.
Banks exist for a reason, Governments exist for a reason, it’s because people decided we needed them.

2026-08-22 02:37:53 UTC

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Debt runs the modern system.
The world ironically needs debt in a way.
Most Millionaires/Billionaires, and companies, etc. are in Debt deeper than entire cities full of people.

2026-08-22 02:18:09 UTC

Fiat, & Bitcoin/Crypto both suck in different ways.

2026-08-22 02:09:06 UTC

Monero is a good tool for transmitting value in a private manner.
You should not put your life savings into Bitcoin, Monero, or any cryptocurrency as they all are extremely speculative tools with no fundamental underlying value.
Just like how you shouldn’t put your life savings into Swiss Francs.
For the vast majority of people investing into something like SPY, or VOO is the typically the best route.

2026-08-22 02:05:16 UTC

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It’s like if I promoted SOXL, or Google to people.
I don’t, I tell people to save, and invest.
I give my case for why I think they’re good but I don’t tell anyone to buy anything.
I want people to make the best choices for themselves.

2026-08-22 01:21:00 UTC

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They’re dependents of society.

2026-08-22 00:54:58 UTC

I have existence fatigue.

2026-08-22 00:31:49 UTC

My hot take is that anyone who can’t afford to rent, or get a mortgage, and or relies on parents for financial assistance should be considered either a dependent, or a minor in all honesty.

2026-08-22 00:01:30 UTC

If mesh networking apps want to win they need to have bridges or be cross compatible otherwise the theoretical world could all be running meshes but on configurations that are all out of range of each other in a manner that the mesh is in effect impractical as Mesh Network A, and Mesh Network B have no nearby peers to transmit.