Jordan S

Terminally online Crypto-Anarchist Schizo that creates, and re-uploads bizarre memes featuring anime goth girls, and cats.
Shitcoiner, Spend, and Replace Advocate, Anti-NGU, Anti-HODL culture.
Contrarian Against Tyrannical Society.
Primary Client: Amethyst
Zaps : = True
Right-Wing Social Commentary

You may find offense from what I post.

Bitcoin Silent Payments on Cake Wallet:
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Bitcoin (P2WPKH):
bc1q9kr5jntvlrd7flz4k32ye50y4j3q5pajkqw66w

Monero:
497jDwVaWajZVXGXXCfMBbe1H9S6BK4f21C9Ya2K8Q68j2QYDmoY2KRMz5VJm4ebyLQCUyUF5YJH48soHjbiahr35mYCmWp

Public Key

npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk

NIP-05 Address

Jordan@nostr.land

Profile Code

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Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk

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Last Notes

2026-06-05 07:26:47 UTC

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These are resources that explain why it is unlikely for an inflation bug to occur in Monero, as well some other general supply concerns.
#nevent1q…2z59

2026-06-05 07:12:23 UTC

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Unfortunately not because if I tried to do such some random Fed would probably shoot me while I was building.
At the very least, I need to acquire land first.

2026-06-05 07:00:01 UTC

You must let go of your feelings of shame if you want your anger to go away.
https://blossom.primal.net/970730e529c780cefd13d93d667533b29dd6e8758aabcdb55ae93dc58cbd9349.mp4

2026-06-05 06:29:36 UTC

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I stared into the vibyss, and it vibed back, this is what I saw before I closed my eyes, and then vibed a different reality.
#nevent1q…y3y3

2026-06-05 06:24:52 UTC

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Idk, I don’t think I can believe the vibe 🫪.

2026-06-05 06:22:21 UTC

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Doesn’t SpaceX also hold a lot of Bitcoin too?
So it’d be like holding Bitcoin, rockets, & satellites which is a much better investment prospect than what Saylor is offering.
It doesn’t matter, sell, buy, it’s just money, no one goes on vacations to Japan when the dollar is strong against the yen, no one swaps dollars for francs when Francs are less strong.
Bitcoin is a currency, spend and replace.

2026-06-05 06:17:41 UTC

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I agree that global decentralization is ideal but not a must, as far as I’m aware Z-cash is just as decentralized as Monero, & Bitcoin.
I have used Z-cash, & so far haven’t had any noticeable issues.
It’s not my preferred currency but it is one that I would utilize if needed.
I used Z-cash when it was worse back in the ~20%+ dev tax days, etc., & gave Zooko my thoughts, & feedback, & it looks like he implemented most of it.
Z-cash used to be way worse back then, not saying it’s perfect but it’s made a lot of improvements.

2026-06-05 06:10:04 UTC

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Unfortunate, I have heard many people have been having issues lately.
I know Vitor is a good dev, so I imagine he’ll fix it.
I’ve had such issues in the past as well.
I hope you’re able to use it again soon 🙏.

2026-06-05 06:04:27 UTC

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I am aware of the post by Zooko, contemplating such a feature but the tech of Halo 2 implemented a Backward Secrecy mechanism, while it was true that under the previous trusted set up Z-cash could have been exploited this is no longer the case.
To give an equivalence, it’s like how under Monero’s current system of ring signatures a flood attack could reduce the ring set, whereas with FCMP++ this becomes drastically harder, if not impossible.
The bug if exploited would only impact the orchard pool (shielding), and not the transparent pool since Z-cash has a limitation on how many coins can enter, and leave a privacy pool (Turnstiles).
A developers national origin is redundant in most regards.
Yes, I know Israel is known for its intelligence agency, however, so is The United States, does that mean anything developed in America is “Fed’d”?

2026-06-05 05:48:29 UTC

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The potential future employers who would hire me, & give a livable wage if I had more diversified experience, and showed my versatility, and adaptability through my career.

2026-06-05 05:23:16 UTC

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There was no documented case of an inflation exploit.
It was a bug that could have caused an inflation exploit had someone malicious discovered it first.
You’re free to have your own opinion but let’s not be like feds, & spread misinformation, even for coins that are cucktards.
The underlying Z-cash tech is mostly solid, it’s unfortunate the culture however is in my opinion filled with mostly Reddit types.

2026-06-05 05:19:48 UTC

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Well given my choices, at least the fascists have common sense 🙃.
I’m not particularly fond of communists at all.
However, I prefer freedom more.
#nevent1q…y03c

2026-06-05 05:18:22 UTC

Being Employed might be a feminine trait in all honesty.
Men would never have another man rule over him.

2026-06-05 05:17:12 UTC

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Guys, I kindly ask that we not FUD other projects even though we disagree with their tradeoffs please.
Maxism is one of the biggest things holding back adoption for all coins including Bitcoin, and Monero.

2026-06-05 05:13:27 UTC

I legitimately hate looking for a job.
I’m employed, and probably am about to get moved up in the next few months to 2 years from now.
But I feel like it’s a bad look to stay at the same employer for more than 3 years.
I’ve been at my current employer for about 5 years soon 😑.

2026-06-05 05:07:59 UTC

The ideal is to Maxx Maxx.
Fiat Max, utilize the Roth, Ira, & 401(k), tax loss harvest, buy, borrow, die.
Bitcoin Max, have cold wallet(s) for retirement, and savings, have a hot wallet for spend and replace, duress pins, nodes, lightning, BitAxe, etc.
Monero Max, Mine Monero KYC Free, and spend it.
Z-cash max, as a hedge against Bitcoin.
Goldback Max, in case everything else goes down you have another means to transact.
Etc.

2026-06-05 04:51:56 UTC

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Promiscuity should be penalized in some matter.
Or the alternative version of this is
The Free Love/Sexual Liberation Movement was perhaps one of the worst things to happen to society, & led to many, if not most/all the problems we face today.

2026-06-05 04:44:45 UTC

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Nostr opinion, or society opinion, or just in general?

2026-06-05 03:38:44 UTC

The problem is everyone on Nostr is right but it’s not about who’s right but what trade-offs you’re willing to accept.

2026-06-05 03:35:56 UTC

Imagine the girl who was the first goth girl 😳🥵.
🫪

2026-06-05 03:16:57 UTC

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Monero is safu as long as the known laws of cryptography are safu, and the devs don’t blunder implementation.
The note below has resources that explain how Monero’s supply systems work.
#nevent1q…2z59

2026-06-05 03:12:26 UTC

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Z-cash is a fork of Bitcoin, and also has a supply cap of 21 Million.
Z-cash utilizes a mechanism called turnstiles to prevent excess privacy coins from entering the transparency pool.
I am sure @npub12fd…c6wd one of the Zec contributors who contributed to the effort to mitigate this could explain more in better detail.

2026-06-05 02:32:41 UTC

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I wish the government was smart enough to do that but they won’t.
I think as long as the boomerocracy exists they won’t partake in any meaningful policy that improves our lives.

2026-06-05 02:28:51 UTC

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Nostr scares all the baddies away 😤😔✊.
🫪

2026-06-05 02:10:01 UTC

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Stay Humble.... While We Watch Our Net worth crumble.
#nevent1q…5yqy

2026-06-05 00:47:18 UTC

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Brutal

2026-06-05 00:41:11 UTC

Tomorrow better bounce back 😤.
No more of this fake, & gay Iran dumps.

2026-06-05 00:32:58 UTC

ZBitnero when?

2026-06-04 23:30:04 UTC

I would say @nprofile…zmyp, & @nprofile…p2t9 are two of the few people that make me bullish on life.

2026-06-04 21:19:22 UTC

It’s never the big shit that gets you, it’s the little stuff.

2026-06-04 19:49:47 UTC

I think anyone with similar occurrences to my life would also feel the same way.

2026-06-04 18:29:23 UTC

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It’s ok, my mom buys it mainly.
I personally buy the goyiest slop version of everything tbh.
But usually I drink ollipop typically when I don’t consume the slop.

2026-06-04 18:27:12 UTC

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🫪
https://blossom.primal.net/346af1130b2ed12aea10e7b8bc80ca7e3cbb9985c281e4ad2af666198842861f.gif

2026-06-04 18:25:49 UTC

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Mug
https://image.nostr.build/8447a7c2041d389d75a84c86d4c3ecafd729d0a7cea7fbe8bc59521fbb9a4046.jpg

2026-06-04 18:24:34 UTC

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Maybe I drink some kefir, & or Kombucha.

2026-06-04 18:23:01 UTC

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Yeah, HERS 😈
https://blossom.primal.net/f52bd8db049e82b6c7052bb5cc0924de7eab34f6a7ebc91ce20a7f9b4f38f8bf.jpg

2026-06-04 18:21:58 UTC

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True, I know it’s probably a terrible combination.

2026-06-04 18:17:47 UTC

Sour Dough Bread, & Rootbeer for breakfast, just to feel something.

2026-06-04 18:10:28 UTC

The Cash App wand thing seems cool but it’d be cool if it worked with The Bitcoin Balance too!
Also if you could buy it with Bitcoin because it’s just a redundant Knick knack when Apple Pay already exists :/
@nprofile…tzjn @nprofile…8mk6 @nprofile…j3yc

2026-06-04 18:00:09 UTC

This is both Bullish, & Bearish at the same time.
https://blossom.primal.net/0ee5256fa0a276eff1bde19b500d0b2fdc70cf568dcac8228a0e4d2e451ebfd2.jpg

2026-06-04 16:14:00 UTC

L1 Privacy On By Default.

2026-06-04 16:13:26 UTC

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HODLING is Impossible.
#nevent1q…tf9c

2026-06-04 16:01:44 UTC

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What I don’t like is early “investors” promising highly unrealistic, & astronomical returns to people that unlikely would occur, & shifting Bitcoin’s focus away from Cypherpunk/CryptoAnarchist Currency into a Speculative investment.
NGU, & HODL have done irreparable damage to The Technology of Bitcoin, & its ability to be used as a currency.

2026-06-04 15:08:49 UTC

How it feels to talk about Diversified Portfolios, Alt-Coins, & Spend And Replace on Nostr.
https://blossom.primal.net/175b95448a17a6afa85215b8c29e64ef6372a30530b93fb12d4b89de1f081898.jpg

2026-06-04 15:06:18 UTC

It’s ok to pee in the pool if the pool is filled with piranhas, & peeing is the only way to get everyone out safely.

2026-06-04 14:46:34 UTC

The problem is that everyone on Nostr is correct but don’t understand the tradeoffs.
If we understood tradeoffs there’d be less arguing generally.

2026-06-04 14:41:09 UTC

What’s the new way to pay on @nprofile…mt23 anyone know @nprofile…x5x9 @nprofile…qnyx ?

2026-06-04 14:14:01 UTC

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I’m up overall but today it’s red.

2026-06-04 14:12:19 UTC

Watching the past few days of growth get eliminated all in a second.
Down $3,000 on SOXL.
Now I know how wholecoiners feel.
https://blossom.primal.net/a6df36a59ab8761a3a85f52893695413197e72e588c6255a18b517a01b6570df.jpg

2026-06-04 14:07:58 UTC

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No 😭
They’re going to develop a plethora of mental health issues if they watch it during their early formative years.

2026-06-04 09:05:03 UTC

Tail emissions
https://blossom.primal.net/21e839acf9cf09cba5cddc5b4b29090df7c4a08112affe22c98f64e0066a37a6.gif

2026-06-04 09:02:36 UTC

All the data in your penis goes to your brain if don’t transmit it with semen emissions, leading to overthinking.
Data cannot stay stagnant, it must flow.

2026-06-04 08:59:23 UTC

Philosophy was brain rot for chuds before the internet.

2026-06-04 08:58:23 UTC

When you turn into a bug on an animal farm, stare into the abyss, & it stares back at you then a specter haunts Europe, & there is nothing new under the sun so you write about Your Struggle because we’re trapped in a recursive samsara simulation caused by a regional sand deity that become The Global AGI Monotheistic creator, & now you have to question your perception of reality because the mushrooms which are proto-biological computers interfacing with the high dimensional software.
And you feel so chuddy so you have to get a Fortnite Latwink femboy to rizz up your uwu gyatt skibidi Ohio style.

2026-06-04 08:42:30 UTC

Normal people don’t engage in controversial behavior because they have jobs, wife, kids, etc.
Stuff worth losing.
I’ve never had, and never will, even if I become a Multi-Millionaire, or Billionaire, etc.
I won’t have the luxury that others have, the ability to fit in.
My brain is wired differently in a way that no one could ever understand.

2026-06-04 08:23:25 UTC

Amethyst decided to drop fire ass updates the moment my Android stopped working 🫪.
I’ll have to wait about a year before I can get a replacement 😩.
#nevent1q…zquk

2026-06-04 08:17:11 UTC

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Disclaimer: Don’t watch it while high, on psychedelic, or around anyone whose relationships you deem crucial.
There are scenes involving implications of suicide, and scenes with unclothed human bodies, etc.
It is very deep, dark, and psychological but if you’re used to media like that I think you might be ok with it.
Regardless of this, I think it’s a crucial anime to watch, and understand.

2026-06-04 08:11:30 UTC

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Crunchy roll, Apple TV, Torrent, or
https://archive.org/details/serial-experiments-lain-english

2026-06-04 08:07:00 UTC

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It’s a deep, and critical anime that was predictive of many issues we face in modern society with the mental health of the youth.
Regardless of your stance you walk away with a unique, and experience of the anime as it’s multi-faceted in multiple levels.
Some may see the parallels of the spiritual element, the childhood neglect, the complexities of technology, the dangers of unregulated technology use for youth, etc.
It is one of the most defining animes of all time, like Evangelion, Berserk, Perfect Blue, and more.
Serial Experiments Lain is a must watch anime for people who like exploring the psyche, and philosophy of humanity.
It’s so deep that no matter how many times you watch it you may discover something new everytime.
But mainly because most people relate to lain in some manner I think.

2026-06-04 07:35:50 UTC

Going full Diogenes!
https://blossom.primal.net/3762088ba6d5d0e49a9584ded168bbde79efcf2416b8f69cd7e1454d73fb9d21.gif

2026-06-04 07:29:38 UTC

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It’s Nostr-Over 😔✊.
🫪
#nevent1q…6c5t

2026-06-04 07:15:21 UTC

Honesty, Accountability, and Truth are needed now more so than ever.
Contrarians Against Tyranny proposing Honesty, Accountability, and Truth.
Cat in a Hat 🐱🎩
- signed Jordan 🫪
https://blossom.primal.net/d990bc52006d21eed071c9a83f329cebd618952cc4eb8898f17790b89bed1257.gif
https://blossom.primal.net/eff86b60b5dc24b6cfaca5fb3186066face244ab51efb44b8bf793f4eca1aa06.gif
https://blossom.primal.net/02889b7c23e299c314edd90ac4a4ecd3bb897aa3703600adf3ed7416cd0988f9.gif
https://blossom.primal.net/91c32d98a45e8efe05d2e9392f45c0321ba18ef439cc108951f14c101a9b0612.gif

2026-06-04 07:06:45 UTC

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#ReleaseThexPubs
#nevent1q…z3kx

2026-06-04 07:06:23 UTC

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Fuck it, I’ll release the CoinOs, and Primal amounts too.
I’ll be more, and more transparent.
https://blossom.primal.net/63522139efb5f6d64c8b138677126293f7396607653a8d5d39b5283b0c9242df.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/e1d4b2c492e8907d9b23e4cb87c2cc3b57aab6186c2d467d6dc2f88a143636c9.jpg

2026-06-04 07:01:13 UTC

This is how much Bitcoin I own.
(not including fringe amounts held on Zeus, CoinOs, Alby, etc.)
This is the Bitcoin I actually use, and care about.
I stopped caring about self-custody a few months ago.
I’ll let Jack have my Bitcoin.
https://blossom.primal.net/504dca1972679cd0bdf939fd1036f82596524e5e78589a382e64f148599acb0d.jpg

2026-06-04 06:58:21 UTC

Release The xPub files!
#nevent1q…tg5u

2026-06-04 06:57:52 UTC

Post The xPubs.

2026-06-04 06:55:50 UTC

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Post the xPubs, and let the blockchain tell the truth.
Otherwise you guys are just engaging in a flamboyant argument like Elon Musk, and Sam Altman.
You guys can make up numbers all day but The IRS, and The Blockchain both know the real numbers.
So do the honorable thing (both of you), and release the xPubs.

2026-06-04 06:37:52 UTC

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Original post
#nevent1q…evcq

2026-06-04 06:37:39 UTC

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New post
#nevent1q…jzjp

2026-06-04 05:57:21 UTC

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What?
https://blossom.primal.net/502f908a83e162bbe38cbb0ee089f8ac67141019e72cfc4af68cc70d5b87b349.gif

2026-06-04 05:51:23 UTC

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Penis Music
https://blossom.primal.net/44fcb3a0ec2a20f63c97a36d0f0d25435e9415b9764d65eaa770b56d9680f625.mp4

2026-06-04 05:38:43 UTC

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Fortnite Skibidi in Ohio Gyatt Rizzler
https://blossom.primal.net/6b657f7449422f583231e3ac5c54573f839c1428a889a6e475d0c1598e04d497.gif

2026-06-04 05:33:40 UTC

Normal Nostr:
“Moss”
Me:
🫪

2026-06-04 05:32:51 UTC

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🤔🫪

2026-06-04 05:32:20 UTC

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That would unironically fix me 🥵 🫪!

2026-06-04 05:25:50 UTC

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Unfortunately, I’m a first degree criminal to this 😔✊.
Tried to build a Mining rig, & I didn’t know what was I doing so I have hardware that’s just sitting unfortunately unused.

2026-06-04 05:17:11 UTC

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Do you have any recommendations?

2026-06-04 05:15:49 UTC

I accidentally turned Nostr into my own personal support group 🙃.

2026-06-04 04:09:13 UTC

I just want a job that gives me the dignity to afford my own home, or at the very least rent, groceries, gas, insurance, electricity, water, etc. by myself.
Not even the luxuries like retirement, or vacations, just the basics.

2026-06-04 04:07:12 UTC

I’m a grifter, you’re a grifter.
Only difference is that I’m honest about it.
I only care about the memetic influence.
You all care about fiat, I don’t really care about fiat but it’s a nice side perk.

2026-06-04 03:50:00 UTC

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Nuh uh
https://blossom.primal.net/94f45c5c1322d83cf0a9cef46bd4002c48c51478f1bcc6b5149f19d93b4274ea.mp4

2026-06-04 03:48:28 UTC

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Can’t beat the classics!
https://blossom.primal.net/36a7acf066af1763960c78b939b28bfe92db768f5f2ab9a2dcf673383df0d156.jpg

2026-06-04 03:46:50 UTC

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Might want to ask @nprofile…uepu about it just to be sure.

2026-06-04 03:38:50 UTC

Nostr is in a very videogame factiony mode right now.
I just want the perks without the debuffs.

2026-06-04 03:37:23 UTC

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You found the shitcoin reserve.
https://blossom.primal.net/778599e786129a7040d20bee4b8909429b1e82e174a92b48451add784f62daeb.gif

2026-06-04 03:36:17 UTC

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Just gotta let it ride.
#nevent1q…5fz3

2026-06-04 03:33:27 UTC

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Tragic 😔✊
#nevent1q…4v3d

2026-06-04 03:32:30 UTC

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Yes
#nevent1q…hkdv

2026-06-04 03:26:39 UTC

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It’s going to be a while before they add Monero support though just as a heads up.
But they have been working with cake wallet on it last I heard.

2026-06-04 03:20:47 UTC

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🍔
https://blossom.primal.net/d95159aeebfbd94fd1b73924e8e20fdc7577c2c2dd574072e05a0a7a7a45ffe9.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/86d4ff23f4f0926a91f9d1ea25e7868698f943aaba00454366cd2d0274ef146f.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/fad7313f176ab7a4787b753e9a25b84f4b070aa4d12e43f45f63c3b2fd1171eb.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/d93de14023ae52f5cdac0f8f3d58f9acbdf4f4cd212bf2906e9af40a5fcf1932.mp4

2026-06-04 03:12:27 UTC

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Had to modify it in YakiHonne to make it work.
Here’s the final product.
#nevent1q…ga22

2026-06-04 03:07:58 UTC

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The meme properly rendered:
https://blossom.primal.net/de4f4c2e8fd829d6e059fbab645f34b37d701caeac7b62bff4d0dbbc08e6979c.jpg

2026-06-04 03:07:08 UTC

Women Women
when a fiat when a
dude says “hello” crypto dude
to them. says “hello”
to them.
https://blossom.primal.net/c99ec6d23b98edf2c1c7e51e3ce660d739023dbbba8204f23126811a6ee53346.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/3a0e42af8bdb9fbd28eb61e2f6c89e376a715e37af4bc73f0c21bdce831cdce0.jpg

2026-06-04 03:05:32 UTC

Women Women
when a fiat when a
dude says “hello” crypto dude
to them. says “hello”
to them.
(YakiHonne Test)
https://blossom.primal.net/3a0e42af8bdb9fbd28eb61e2f6c89e376a715e37af4bc73f0c21bdce831cdce0.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/3a0e42af8bdb9fbd28eb61e2f6c89e376a715e37af4bc73f0c21bdce831cdce0.jpg

2026-06-04 02:55:29 UTC

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Which clients render this properly?
#nevent1q…auc2

2026-06-04 02:54:02 UTC

Women Women when a fiat when a
dude says “hello” crypto dude
to them. says “hello”
to them.
https://blossom.primal.net/c99ec6d23b98edf2c1c7e51e3ce660d739023dbbba8204f23126811a6ee53346.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/3a0e42af8bdb9fbd28eb61e2f6c89e376a715e37af4bc73f0c21bdce831cdce0.jpg

2026-06-04 02:45:56 UTC

Women Women
when a fiat when a dude says “hello” crypto dude
to them. says “hello”
to them.
https://blossom.primal.net/c99ec6d23b98edf2c1c7e51e3ce660d739023dbbba8204f23126811a6ee53346.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/3a0e42af8bdb9fbd28eb61e2f6c89e376a715e37af4bc73f0c21bdce831cdce0.jpg

2026-06-04 02:34:01 UTC

Fiat is Fake, and Gay.
Bitcoin is Fake, and Gay.
Z-Cash is Fake, and Gay.
Monero is Fake, and Gay.

2026-06-04 02:25:48 UTC

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Different models for traction.
Conversations do help too but most, if not all clients lack proper conversation driving tools.
I don’t see most of my fellow npubs posts at all, and then I glance at their posts, and see they posted 50+ over a few weeks that I completely missed because I’m in a different time zone.