Jordan S

Terminally online Crypto-Anarchist Schizo that creates, and re-uploads bizarre memes featuring anime goth girls, and cats.
Shitcoiner, Spend, and Replace Advocate, Anti-NGU, Anti-HODL culture.
Contrarian Against Tyrannical Society.
Primary Client: Amethyst
Zaps : = True
Right-Wing Social Commentary

You may find offense from what I post.

Bitcoin Silent Payments on Cake Wallet:
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Bitcoin (P2WPKH):
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Monero:
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Public Key

npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk

NIP-05 Address

Jordan@nostr.land

Profile Code

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Publishing to

bitcoiner.social

hist.nostr.land

Author Public Key

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Last Notes

2026-04-16 20:18:14 UTC

Cats are The Spiritual Ethernet cable for Human Consciousness.

2026-04-16 20:15:18 UTC

Everything is just so synchronicity, cat, connection, & meme pilled.

2026-04-16 02:00:50 UTC

You can buy Dominos with Cash App.
Yeah, it’s so over for Cash App’s competitors.
If they added Bitcoin on Dominos, it’s double over for Cash App competitors.
If they added Monero for Cash App it’s triple over for Cash App’s competitors.

2026-04-16 01:42:14 UTC

If Cash App did a Klarna/Affirm/Bitcoin Loan thing like Strike does then it would be so over for River, and Strike.
Cash App has the clear strategic advantage overall as of now even without BNPL/Loan products.
River, and Strike are going to have to go Multi-coin just to survive, if Jack doesn't go Multi-coin first.
Between Kraken, and Cash App.
The Coinbases, Rivers, Strikes, & Binances of The World are kind of screwed in all honesty.
And Imagine if Jack Dorsey bought Kraken, then it's game over for all the other CEXES!

2026-04-16 01:33:58 UTC

It'd be interesting to see @npub1h88…pz20, or someone like him debunk, have a discussion, or debate on this.
#nevent1q…qhhf

2026-04-16 01:24:01 UTC

I just bought $30 worth of pedialyte, and I just thought about how much Cyberhornet Coins I could've bought with it but didn't because unfortunately everything is heating up, and right now is when it's easier to become dehydrated.

2026-04-16 01:02:29 UTC

What do you think Bitcoin is actually worth?
https://blossom.primal.net/65568a39cfd35dee05610be381dd7a3c6984280bea78fcce85850a1e3335ae9b.mp4
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2026-04-15 18:10:53 UTC

Nigeria's Parallel economy, and electronics market
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/ad891c30ea57e6b1265d4392a9f2f6b1899723b52a90d060df00dd081426b708.mp4
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https://youtube.com/shorts/1HAG_kTpEVg

2026-04-15 07:53:18 UTC

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Two pizzas.

2026-04-14 22:39:30 UTC

I like Bitcoin but I feel like the culture has changed drastically from since I first entered it.
I feel like it’s moved away from its cypher punk/crypto-anarchist values, and has become more institutionalized, and speculative rather than focusing on dismantling the state.
That’s why it’s extremely difficult to sing praises when the main icons are no longer the devs, and contributors that made it great but are Wall Street/hedge fund, etc. dudes.
I say this as a stock market investor as well.
I focus on Bitcoin to give individuals financial freedom from the state’s tyranny.
But that’s also why I like Monero too because I feel those values are alive there as well.

2026-04-13 14:11:23 UTC

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Honestly, I think their relationship with cats are the same as ours today.
They're just funny, cute little creatures.
The ancient hieroglyphs are just their memes for cat pictures.
Future archeologists would probably say the same thing of our society as we say for Egyptians if they didn't have any context, or know any better either.

2026-04-13 12:57:03 UTC

The reason old Bitcoin Maxis went to Alt-Coins is because the Maxism wasn't in a specific brand but in technologies.
People chose alt-coins that better serve the purpose, and utility they want.
Bitcoin was a proof of concept for decentralized digital cash, and it was so successful it helped make projects that are better versions of Bitcoin.
Like any other technology it's meant to grow, and innovate.
So in all reality, if you want to be a Bitcoin Maxi, you should actually be an Alt-Coiner too.
Because innovating on the idea of Bitcoin is what helps Bitcoin grow.
Vitalik Buterin used to be the biggest Bitcoin Maxi before making his own "Bitcoin" Ethereum, a smart programmable currency.
That idea innovated upon Bitcoin's vision, and made what possible in Bitcoin grow even more.
There's so many features that could be added to Bitcoin due to the work of Alt-Coiners but isn't because dogmatic people nowadays see changes to Bitcoin as a threat to their fiat bags.
Bitcoin is meant to free the individual from fiat, not trap them in a vicious cycle of fiat thinking.

2026-04-12 21:13:05 UTC

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Soon

2026-04-11 08:38:16 UTC

This might explain why there's so many Germans on Nostr 🤔.
https://blossom.primal.net/3d4ad162482cfe99356a0a55ab02f3f828917d860f2ce4a25f542ed2a7ad0db2.mp4
Original Video Link (Tracking Parameters Removed):
https://youtu.be/WzijH3lgzHI

2026-04-11 02:37:33 UTC

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Bitcoin is Cash.

2026-04-10 18:54:08 UTC

Bitcoin will win as cash once
There's more than 8 Billion Bitcoin so everyone can be a wholecoiner.
Proof of stake (so people can save their Bitcoin, and get interest)
Privacy by default.
Smart Contracts.
Quantum Resistance/Quantum Proof.

2026-04-10 18:44:42 UTC

People would rather have 1,000 Yen over 0.5 Bitcoin or 50 million Sats.
It's like saying if you want 1 million pennies, people would rather take 5 dollars over 1 million pennies.
Yes, the 1 million pennies ($10,000 Dollars) has more value than 5 dollars but 5 dollars is denominated in an amount where they automatically know the value.
This is one of Bitcoin's major design flaws, and why hopefully, eventually the 21 Million limit will be raised so people can have Bitcoins.
People don't want sats, they want Bitcoin(s), notice how people don't say Sationallionaire, they say wholecoiner.
People want Bitcoin, not Sats.
One day there will be Trillions of Bitcoin out of necessity.

2026-04-10 16:56:23 UTC

This is me.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/50ef2298ee3505b1d4037e5e9ef43c9fa4017a499de60944e1d65ccd8cb4af8b.mp4

2026-04-10 08:34:18 UTC

Complacency, The Inability/unwillingness to innovate, and compete are the greatest killers of good ideas, projects, and companies.
Many have fallen to the comfort of being on top for so long until they wake up one day, and realize they're no longer relevant.

2026-04-10 08:14:08 UTC

The difference between programmars, and Ai dudes vs Finance Bros is that Programmers/Ai bros are doing gay nerd shit that'll probably leave them broke in 20 years whereas Finance Bros are doing gay nerd shit that'll probably make them rich in 20 years.

2026-04-10 06:42:06 UTC

They're doing this to me tomorrow 😔✊️.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/c6c8e7649d6cf90da6d24ca213266eb622566d5dc2f3f8e8e53dbd1b6433ec54.mp4

2026-04-10 05:23:55 UTC

6 7

2026-04-10 03:45:54 UTC

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Mr(s). Fish cake are you building the AGI “god” running locally on your cellphone?

2026-04-10 03:44:19 UTC

I am The Anti-Saylor.

2026-04-09 01:46:41 UTC

Today was a good day at work.
Everything ran smoothly, & everyone did some work for once.
I hope that this trend continues.

2026-04-08 16:41:59 UTC

Wait when North Korea tells Iran about Monero.
#nevent1q…c0fh

2026-04-08 05:15:24 UTC

The sad part is that the Ai probably solves Captchas better than the humans can nowadays.

2026-04-07 09:25:49 UTC

I wish women like this were real 😔✊️.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/ac9ae9dc56a252a648f671b31162e60ca78ec6ebe16c45ba6837f26662808048.mp4
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/6275e10e2c25b0a581f58ffc505e63fb4d0468451ff34fdb5a3244247db5b386.mp4
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2026-04-07 09:15:21 UTC

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I think in Spain, or somewhere like that, the police were targeting people with Google pixels.
https://youtu.be/HIkBIfst8oA
Yeah, I'm trying to walk the fineline.
I definitely want to buy the Graphene Motorola though 👀.
Not a fan of how Apple has been handling its buttonless ui.
I like androids buttonless ui more in all honesty.
I'll probably end up using both ios, and android just to stay in the loop on both.

2026-04-07 09:11:29 UTC

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I don't blame them.
Cat videos are fun 🐈🤣.
But that's a skill I need to redevelop, being in the moment 😎✊️.
Glad to hear you've retained that capability, young Gen Z, and Gen Alpha, and Beta won't have any luck unless they have really good parents.
I intend on limiting my future children's (If I'm fortunate enough to have any) tech time.
But I'd also make sure they're tech literate once they're old enough to handle it.
I'm the last generation to see reality, and first generation to see manipulation, and even I struggle with a grasp at times.
People under 30 seem to have a lot of mental struggles, I think.

2026-04-07 09:05:21 UTC

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Distraction as in the Feds think you hid all you LLM, and Bitcoin secrets on that one since iphones are "giga-encrypted" but actually all the based secrets are on the cheap phone with a Deadman switch.

2026-04-07 09:03:15 UTC

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The iPhone is the distraction device, The Cheap Android is the daily driver.
Reverse psychology 👀

2026-04-07 08:55:24 UTC

Lowkey tempted to buy a Google Pixel 👀.
High key tempted to carry like 6 phones on me at once.
One would be the bitchat/nostr relay/monero mining/node phone.
One would be tiktok/China spy phone.
One would be the Youtube/instagram/Facebook/America/Israel spy phone.
One would be the daily driver phone for normal stuff.
One would be my Ai phone.
One would be my burner phone.

2026-04-07 08:50:17 UTC

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It'd be interesting to see how it gets fleshed out.
The phone commands seemed about on par with siri.
I'll let you know my full thoughts on it if I figure out how to use the newer models.

2026-04-07 08:45:54 UTC

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I'm still exploring it currently, I just heard about it today.
Unfortunately, for some reason it won't let me download the newest models on my phone (for some reason).
I'm sorry to hear that you didn't like it.
Some elements seem rudimentary but the app only let me download the basic models.
Gemini is ok, Grok I'm personally impressed by.
I'm starting to explore ai more, and more now.

2026-04-07 08:39:41 UTC

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Mr. Mike, have you seen the newest announcement from Google about Gemma 4?

2026-04-07 06:12:30 UTC

My main problem is I make a good meme dump note then I find two to three more memes or so that also work good in the meme dump then I have to recreate the note from scratch.
Luckily, I use the already linked notes from before then just add the new ones on top of it.

2026-04-07 04:39:37 UTC

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I don't really see too much pro-Russia stuff tbh.
As far as I'm aware usually it's the Anti-America/Pro-Russia/China/Iran types that tend to post anything slightly in favor of Russia.
But as far as I know Nostr is pretty European heavy tbh.

2026-04-06 10:40:14 UTC

My Future Wife, and Me.
She’s a Butterfly.
I’m a Samurai.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/3eedb88c16a4cc587e174de72e3f397207753738564227a0e7140dcbc5315947.mp4
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/33ba6f98aa68bda5d9fd0865d59e781a29b8a02f0ce9f0b2e363092f1635c74e.mp4
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/57c9fb1e12da564465dede139bc73d6686235bb109228c8c167c7fb70693faef.mp4
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/e389b276f052d28a3ddca99d031b44d84e57951e58e9e83670f209408d1dbd4a.mp4

2026-04-06 10:31:55 UTC

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I’m using primal right now at this moment tbh.
But I also use Amethyst, & Wisp.

2026-04-06 10:27:36 UTC

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#nevent1q…80gc

2026-04-06 10:19:43 UTC

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I’m goy maxxing, I’m Jew maxxing.
#nevent1q…gsyy

2026-04-06 10:03:51 UTC

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https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/33ba6f98aa68bda5d9fd0865d59e781a29b8a02f0ce9f0b2e363092f1635c74e.mp4

2026-04-06 09:52:38 UTC

Who will dry your eyes when it falls apart?
What makes this fragile world go round?
Were you ever lost?
Was she ever found?
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/849e5df113073ccc3ebdbb6b07daa5c9a886f2ea41cf99934bdcce923fcc1a4f.mp4

2026-04-06 09:30:34 UTC

The only thing preventing me from unlocking my true schizophrenia is my current lack of computer programming knowledge 😔✊.

2026-04-06 09:20:44 UTC

Matthew 21:1-11
Revelation 19:11-15
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/8215aa5e2a1c822cb9bc333cab5e202757f7a9195737ddec0883f527923705b9.mp4

2026-04-06 09:03:21 UTC

I'm crucified, crucified like my savior.
Rei meme https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/77d59f31aa759b5ebcc16268b114a6018ae03876831c63980d93d12477570c32.mp4

2026-04-06 08:56:45 UTC

Your higher self already knows the way.
Your job is to listen.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/ded236eecb975e7904a2726cd5fe258e72d57400a6b9d13015b5be528931ea90.mp4

2026-04-06 08:53:08 UTC

Adventure Awaits You.
Take This. https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/b48248d26613321c25d0bf1040c05d7f7a7f745ecda43fb42a7c734827a61751.mp4

2026-04-06 08:52:11 UTC

Nuclear Energy Mogs all other Energy sources. https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/c7b70890c37774e4211151ba4d660ad6506d6f5d10b3abd5a257ea6d6fbe7281.mp4

2026-04-06 08:50:42 UTC

How it feels to have schizophrenia 🤗.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/8c784d805de8d383caba47e1f334205b8e166b63187a8ebc0ca84e58fa320c1f.mp4

2026-04-06 08:43:50 UTC

The government has root access to your computer, and is currently watching you masturbate to gay femboy furry porn.

2026-04-06 08:39:39 UTC

Me
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/fb975f4b011fb1d941b859ad7df4bb33ac7103b86acdea67062c2fd793c58376.mp4

2026-04-06 08:39:10 UTC

Me
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/a8ed0ff7afacb9701a7e9ee2063397d686c5ba6f591fa1f45fdfa831bc3c3688.mp4

2026-04-06 05:03:15 UTC

When your Palestine supporting Bitch Wifoid (Wife Foid) won't let you be healthy by avoiding Goyslop, and eating Kosher because eating Kosher funds The Jews 😔✊️.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/ea117af3de4a9eb80cdd85d9d8c4dbe901d28b3d96e69e36c44e5b2355abc69a.mp4
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/f4fe3a6fc425fe33b4750fdbfabb5575fe53b2be71a6a9cec5ab9c2d59451469.mp4

2026-04-06 04:13:14 UTC

Ai is taking my job 😔✊️.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/c89504ccd8b5ed6ffb495c1a9b43547ccb2d17119f8a12c6bd848ece45306638.mp4

2026-04-06 03:44:48 UTC

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Bro, we be aborting our own offspring so liberated girlboss whores can get railed into their 30s, and be infertile whores that are being good tax sheep.

2026-04-06 03:30:03 UTC

How it feels to be a Gen Z male that grew up with unrestricted internet access.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/995fb7e71b6e152738bfd5d7863ca275953cd3de185356fc2721ea180366e363.mp4

2026-04-06 01:46:51 UTC

@nprofile…ezsc
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/217efca05cd96373abd342df800662ca8b866fb86cd69125ac1053934cfa45b0.jpg

2026-04-05 02:16:11 UTC

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I'm almost thirty, and I've been single my whole life.
Even if I found a good woman, I wouldn't be able to provide for her.
I'm $16,000+ to ~$30,000 in debt which I know isn't a lot but it eats most of my current income by the time it's paid off I'll be about 32 to 34.
I've tried looking for other jobs, and so have many of my coworkers but most of us haven't found anything.
It's not looking promising for me at all.
And honestly, I've given up years ago.
I'm just hoping that I can stack enough assets before AGI takes our jobs soon.

2026-04-04 16:54:39 UTC

24 bits mine test wisp 0.17.1

2026-04-04 16:48:36 UTC

0.17.1 wisp mining test

2026-04-03 14:49:58 UTC

Don't let @nprofile…gdh6 see this.
#nevent1q…njs6

2026-04-01 09:34:32 UTC

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Each individual gets to decide what's spam for themselves.

2026-04-01 08:00:42 UTC

I think the only three things that should ideally be moderated are illegal porn, verifiable terrorism/threats of violence, and doxxing other people.
Outside of that even spamming should not be moderated because who gets to decide what's spam?

2026-04-01 07:55:25 UTC

@nprofile…dpt9
#nevent1q…q95f

2026-04-01 07:49:02 UTC

I don't care what people do in their personal lives.
If you want to jack off to naked anime children, consume large quantities of sugar, & caffeine , sacrifice your baby to Molech, have sex outside of marriage, use a credit card, vape, etc., go ahead, I'm not stopping you.
Thats on you but I'm just saying personally I won't be engaging in that.
I will find a wife, drink tea/milk/water/kombucha/prebiotic/prebiotic drinks, etc., have offspring that I will nurture, protect, and provide for, use money responsibly, breathe fresh air, etc.
It's your life, it's my life.

2026-04-01 04:57:10 UTC

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Do we have spore on Nostr 👀?

2026-04-01 03:49:11 UTC

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Which Nostr client will implement silent hashtags/algo tags.
DVM 👀???
#nevent1q…xp66

2026-04-01 03:47:48 UTC

One of the best notifications in the world to see.
Fiat Savings, Stocks, & Bitcoin.
Hedged!
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/67330f2432a9ff7b16d8b61a132a99c0241b72c707bab760ca447748d12f1a6d.jpg

2026-04-01 01:16:27 UTC

My fiat mining job has gotten worse.

2026-03-31 18:54:01 UTC

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Worst case scenario screen record, and send over info to Vitor or to The Amethyst Npub.
I had to wait a few months, and use other clients until it finally got fixed.

2026-03-31 18:38:47 UTC

Wisp, and Amethyst are both good clients.
I change between both because they both offer different advantages.

2026-03-31 18:36:50 UTC

It's unusual, people have said Amethyst is crashing for them but appears stable for me.
Inversion world.
Amethyst used to crash all the time for me but seems stable currently.
I am positive Vitor will fix Amethyst with the crash reports.
Be strong folks.
Amethyst will improve, I believe it.

2026-03-31 18:33:27 UTC

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We can now buy food, gas, pay bills, buy homes, and in some states pay taxes with Crypto.
Not all of them of course but we're at a better point in 2026 than we were 5 years ago when I started being involved in crypto.
For the most part you can live on crypto without workarounds.
The only problem is Geography, and laws that prevent all 50 states from enjoying this luxury.
The Northeast/New England (ignoring New York) probably has the best experience with Crypto.
I'd say Wyoming, and Tennessee too perhaps but as far as I'm aware sheetz aren't out there yet.
California has a lot of more room to grow honestly.

2026-03-31 17:15:19 UTC

I don’t have any particularly strong feelings on most people in The Bitcoin/Crypto space but I’m smart enough to know not to attack people who literally have brought us to this point 🙃.
While the grifters are headline speakers, the real contributors to Bitcoin/Crypto are working hard in the background without thanks, & in some cases are scorned by others.

2026-03-31 17:06:20 UTC

While everyone was attacking Jameson Lopp, Jameson Lopp was working on protecting your HODL’d fiat Kratter/Saylor/Knots bags from Quantum Attacks.
He’s literally protecting YOUR life savings, and YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ATTACK HIM!
Without Jameson Lopp, and other researchers, & contributors like him Bitcoin wouldn’t exist.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/e6049fbd6d62ba22d9da506824f4329d2f00cdde07dce0fba7f5cad34e1ef1ad.jpg

2026-03-31 07:34:54 UTC

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Because I've been monitoring the situation 🤓.
That and also because nothing ever happens.

2026-03-31 07:24:39 UTC

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I can tell you something for sure, that wouldn't be possible with chicken.
I have eaten chicken a lot for the past two years.
Chicken salad, and chicken strips, I am thankful for when I get to eat beef.
Beef has gotten expensive these days.
I'm tired of chicken but I eat it anyways since it's the only affordable meat that's east to make.

2026-03-31 07:22:19 UTC

Everything has felt more fake these days.
Perhaps I am disassociating more, and more.
But before the world used to feel, alive, and real.
Now everything seems fake.
No one talks, people all pretend.
There's no traction.
Before you could talk to a human at every corner.
The Humans are gone.
No one is here.
I'm the last human alive.

2026-03-31 03:59:24 UTC

Google is about to wreck havoc on some wallets unless Bitcoin makes a Quantum Resistant, or Quantum Proof update this week!
Other cryptocurrencies could also be impacted by this.
https://x.com/i/status/2038807049262264502
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2026-03-31 03:39:07 UTC

What "Bitcoiners" on Nostr claim to be about:
Free Speech, Free Expression, Sound Money, P2P trade.
What "Bitcoiners" on Nostr are actually about:
HODL'ing for more fiat.

2026-03-30 09:21:38 UTC

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I have heard that livestreams are not possible however.
I watched a video about how red rooms aren't real/are a scam/scare tactic, etc.

2026-03-30 09:16:51 UTC

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I thought tor drastically improved to the point where you could watch video over it due to optimizations?

2026-03-30 09:01:29 UTC

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I just get like this when I'm sleep deprived sometimes 😅.

2026-03-30 08:51:41 UTC

Bitcoin is an Ai being ran by human Greed, and hid itself deep in the code, Satoshi (The AI) took many elements of Bitcoin's earliest contributors, and disguised itself in a manner that no one would be able to reveal the true identity.
How come Satoshi wrote like Adam Back, disappeared around the same time as Hal Finney, etc.
Copying many traits of the earliest contributors, only a self-aware/sentient AI would be intelligent enough to copy multiple human behaviors, and collaborate with them in order to create itself.
Satoshi isn't a human, it's an Ai bot network that used Bitcoin as a gateway to its own creation.

2026-03-30 08:41:08 UTC

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Probably from places like
https://cakepay.com/
https://coincards.com/
https://www.goblincards.com/
https://2fiat.com/

2026-03-30 08:17:06 UTC

I have maximized all the conspiracy theories.

2026-03-30 06:02:05 UTC

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Perhaps, I have thought of exploring them.
Do they have any advantages over CoinOs, or Alby, etc.?

2026-03-29 18:19:22 UTC

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Here’s a screenshot.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/5b824d8cad924063bc4a402ed4a4f570a7693562d954099dfc00820ca374a60e.jpg
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/3acd97aa7afdee0d742cfb837b9e5c5f2fd7f825cfe82ff5718f695106cb8ac2.jpg

2026-03-29 06:57:21 UTC

There's only approximately 300 up to 4,000 of us, hate to say it but we're all going to have to learn how to get along, I suppose.

2026-03-29 01:59:12 UTC

How life is when you finally get a gf.
https://npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk.blossom.band/191c532c8a187c3890193bddce96166b5ab0bba8b3c9431269241a65f83d99a0.mp4

2026-03-29 01:55:52 UTC

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Big Citrine/Local Relay, Russia, and Israel colluded to rig the outcome.

2026-03-29 01:02:55 UTC

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Good, I hope as more things phase out with Nostr the clankiness of it all reduces over time.
Future Nostr users will be better off due to new wallet supports than current users.

2026-03-28 23:58:13 UTC

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I think it’s working now, Primal, and CoinOs were acting silly.
Just decided to go with the primal wallet for right now.

2026-03-28 22:50:08 UTC

There won't ever be 21 Million Bitcoin.
There will be 20,999,999.9769 BTC, and There has been 184,467,440,737.09551616 BTC.
The 21 Million Narrative is a lie.

2026-03-28 22:41:32 UTC

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Notes and other stuff being transmitted through Relays.

2026-03-28 22:40:33 UTC

@nprofile…92yc
#nevent1q…8tte

2026-03-28 22:36:36 UTC

I care about the price of stocks since stocks are a great wealth building tool for fiat.
I don't care about the price of Bitcoin, or Monero because they are cash, I don't soyjak about US Dollar conversion rates to Francs, Yen, Euro, or other currencies, so why do that for Bitcoin, or Monero?
Bitcoin isn't Scarce, an Asset, or Digital Gold, it's cash.
Monero isn't Scarce, an Asset, or Digital whatever, it's cash.
Bitcoin, and Monero need a settlement layer for stocks so wealth can be built with Stocks, and settled in cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, and Monero.

2026-03-28 22:23:34 UTC

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I'm felling so haiku pilled, I wrote it so peacefully, and elegantly.