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Great post on X by @nprofile…969u
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If you're a Bitcoiner then you might be lucky enough to receive two whole shitcoin airdrops this year. Here is what you need to know, including a few warnings and how you can stay safe.
This year, two of the most eccentric Bitcoiners who couldn't succeessfully change Bitcoin even if they sold their mother, will finally fork off and find out how it feels to be a shitcoiner with your own chain:
- Paul Sports, the BIP300 guy who hates Lightning more than I hate shitcoins, and
- Luke Dashjr, the BIP110 guy who eats cats and can't stop thinking about CSAM.
Strange characters, great to see them go their own way.
What does that mean for you? If you have say 1 BTC to your name, you will now also have 1 Paul-BTC and 1 Luke-BTC. Even if your own Bitcoin is stored on a hardware wallet, you will now also have two shitcoins that are also secured with the same keys as your real Bitcoin.
Do I have to do anything? No. This all happens automatically. You don't need to do anything, you wouldn't even notice anything has happened. After all, what do you care whether some dude has forked Bitcoin and decided to become a shitcoiner. You can chill.
What if I want to dump it? Obviously both of these shitcoins will be worthless and will go to zero so you might be tempted to sell them. Many of us never played with shitcoins so this is a real temptation. In the most likely case, there won't even be an exchange where you can sell these coins because both are going to be pretty small and pathetic, unlike previous attacks on Bitcoin that tried to fork (Bitcoin Cash, Bitcoin Gold, ...).
If you decide to move these shitcoins to an exchange (and assuming there will be wallets that help you do so), a few things are important to keep in mind:
- There will be wallets that help you move your forked shitcoins. These wallets might ask you for your hardware wallet's seed phrase and pretend to be nice but will actually steal all your BTC. NEVER AND IN NO CIRCUMSTANCE ENTER YOUR HARDWARE WALLET'S SEED PHRASE INTO A COMPUTER. Wait for reputable wallets to appear that have been audited and thread extremely carefully. Even if you're a "pro Bitcoiner" you can lose your life savings if you mess this up. I repeat: If you enter your seed phrase into a malicious wallet, you could lose all of your REAL Bitcoins, not only that fake shit.
- If you successfully moved your shitcoins off your wallet, you might be tempted to sell them on an exchange, assuming there will be one. Note that WHICHEVER SHITCOIN UTXO YOU DOXX (i.e. connect with your identity), ALSO DOXXES YOUR REAL BITCOIN. If you deposit your Luke-shitcoin to an exchange, that exchange WILL ALLSO SEE YOUR REAL BITCOIN on the real blockchain. If you send all your shitcoins to a random guy on the internet, that random guy will also see your entire real bitcoin stack. This is because the fork mirrors Bitcoin's history.
So the summary is:
- wallets will be released that appear to help you to move your shitcoins but they actually want to steal your Bitcoin. Dangerous.
- if you move your shitcoins and connect them to your identity, then you also doxx your real bitcoins. Dangerous.
- If you don't do anything, you're safe. Basically "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".
Stay safe. Reject shitcoins.

2026-07-11 18:31:04 UTC

@nprofile…shr9 is bip110 retarded

2026-07-10 21:09:15 UTC

Predictions for world cup 2026 🏆
England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 play Norway 🇳🇴 and win, Argentina 🇦🇷 play Switzerland 🇨🇭 and win
Spain 🇪🇸 play Belgium and won
England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 lose against Argentina 🇦🇷
France 🇫🇷 play Spain 🇪🇸 and win
Argentina 🇦🇷 play France 🇫🇷 in the final and lose
France 🇫🇷 wins 🏆 world cup 2026

2026-07-09 19:15:37 UTC

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CS bros feeling like paper atlas' vs GPS, Kodak vs Smartphones, Yellow pages vs Google, cassette CD DVD vs Spotify Netflix

2026-07-09 19:04:12 UTC

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Wrong!! Be careful about which pixel handset you buy
Only certain models allow the bootloader to accept a different os.
Google it first, fair warning ⚠️

2026-07-09 10:46:47 UTC

Graphene OS, Mullvad VPN, Molly, Ashigaru, Sentinel, Phoenix Wallet, Robosats.
@underclass21 on X

2026-07-08 20:36:02 UTC

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Check out stacker.news
https://stacker.news/items/288506/r/npub1zapsats
https://stacker.news/items/38232/r/npub1zapsats
Loads of info there

2026-07-08 20:18:32 UTC

Wondering if the push behind BIP110 could be people who want Bitcoin to appear more acceptable to the elites?

2026-07-08 13:21:45 UTC

If you ever get lower back pain...
Please save this video
Thank me later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWmGArQBtFI

2026-07-07 22:15:23 UTC

Rick Rule is the coolest fiat guy I've listened to

2026-07-07 21:00:06 UTC

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What platforms are they monitoring? Obviously wassap but whitenoise for example? That is out of their reach correct?

2026-07-07 20:50:46 UTC

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#nevent1q…plf2

2026-07-07 18:44:45 UTC

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Now Belgium 🇧🇪 has 500% tariffs 🤣🤣🤣

2026-07-07 13:26:51 UTC

For a healthy dinner I'm thinking...
● spicy chicken breast pieces
● Greek yoghurt
● spicy rice
Mixed up like a savoury porridge lol, squeeze of lemon juice and wrap in a tortilla

2026-07-06 21:46:35 UTC

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21BTC in cold storage 🤣🤣🤣

2026-07-06 21:28:08 UTC

Love going to my fridge for a mbappe special 😋

2026-07-06 18:19:34 UTC

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UK bladerunners be like... 🫂

2026-06-27 21:15:53 UTC

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Congratulations 🎊 👏

2026-06-27 21:04:50 UTC

Congratulations to @nprofile…w320 for getting a block 😇🎖🎖🎖

2026-06-21 19:44:32 UTC

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Yes 🎯 already an avid listener 😍

2026-06-21 18:30:44 UTC

Latest Breedlove upload on WiM YT is an old pod with @nprofile…205a and others including Jordan Peterson
Love a bit of listening to Gigi's distinctive accent 👌

2026-06-17 19:35:04 UTC

@nprofile…k85p I just purchased 24hr vpn....twice!!! For the UK to watch the soccer ⚽️ on BBC and both times the vpn was set in France 🇫🇷 😢 😭 😿 😢 😭

2026-06-15 19:06:46 UTC

But @nprofile…l3ny is CEO of #Nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/4ceb2b07233d078213438f91800b2384fd4e155c084b1661d1bd460dd35cf1bd.jpg

2026-06-14 09:21:31 UTC

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Congratulations 🎊

2026-06-14 08:56:58 UTC

is there a case that some og bitcoiner holders were actually traders and knew to sell the October 2025 high and rotated into ai stocks and nasdaq stocks, two things happened, them leaving btc last year tanked the btc price, and them entering ai/legacy stocks sent them soaring
now those traders will sell the stocks to lock in profits and rotate back into bitcoin as it languishes at low 60s
A classic trading strategy if one knows what they are doing, but this nothing to do with Bitcoin, these traders would buy seashells if they thought they could make a profit 📈
Being a Bitcoiner for sovereignty and eliminating counterparty risk is completely lost when one starts trading sats for stocks
We watch from the sidelines as the fiat price is manipulated by Wall St
One thing Saylor is correct about....Traders love the vol

2026-06-13 19:43:00 UTC

Centralised AI companies are cucked to government orders
People still can't see the strength of a decentralised network

2026-06-12 06:44:00 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-06-10 18:44:52 UTC

Bitcoin in 2026 😂😂
https://cdn.azzamo.media/41f43fad9eaa34cdc408b45c86046e7ca73585cbc0aed463f23f7b51d2e6a524.jpg
https://cdn.azzamo.media/e05b23f6692d8d60ce2c89033cfcf63127cd32046133835d346ceb3d065b13ab.jpg

2026-06-08 07:47:07 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-06-07 18:48:03 UTC

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We need more Gigi's

2026-06-06 05:16:38 UTC

GM ☕️ 59K

2026-06-05 20:02:28 UTC

https://npub1f3z9w84a0g0sf0pz9ln6v7av583yychpx3z9k7860xn62makeg8qxeqrjy.blossom.band/b67076f8d4162fd73fe2976e9539660fc122ae54b22170c7ec634ec7a853a055.jpg

2026-06-05 16:20:22 UTC

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Do you like five guys

2026-06-05 12:09:49 UTC

AI data centres are forced to extract massive profits just to outrun the corrosion and rapid demise of their hardware before the entirety must be replaced every few years.
Bitcoin miners suffer the same fate, but if miners perish from a lack of hardware, the hashrate drops, the network adapts and the door opens for new players to fill the gap, block by block, forever

2026-06-05 11:47:03 UTC

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Insert gigi meme [nic cage]

2026-06-05 08:31:13 UTC

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It was OK to ignore that in 2014 tho

2026-06-05 05:45:53 UTC

#Zeeecashhh
https://blossom.primal.net/1772670421662ddcedbf1a509dddfd7155863fe5dd69c346ab25ba3b56c37d18.jpg

2026-06-05 05:43:54 UTC

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GM ☕️

2026-06-05 05:41:57 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-06-04 19:35:59 UTC

Hal saw the game before almost everyone else, every year Bitcoin survives, the media hit pieces get weaker

2026-06-04 18:55:52 UTC

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https://gitworkshop.dev/
Never used it yet

2026-06-04 13:31:19 UTC

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But you could've called it Wispr 😢 😭

2026-06-04 06:15:14 UTC

GM ☕️ There are months where nothing happens and there are days where months happen

2026-06-03 07:52:25 UTC

GM 🐻 bears
https://blossom.primal.net/605cba73d17756618c4efd2967bf58d295c784363ff0c7dc33927278aec20813.jpg

2026-06-02 19:21:34 UTC

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Imagine how toxic it would be if millions were using it! Thank your lucky stars there are only 643 of us here

2026-06-01 10:53:08 UTC

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They've moved on from grants then 🤣🤣🤣

2026-06-01 10:32:09 UTC

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Is he explaining the bitch fest happening here

2026-05-31 22:01:06 UTC

Debating you guys on SN 🤣🤣
#nevent1q…zrh3

2026-05-31 21:27:24 UTC

Fiatjaf opening Nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/51e6ccafea6fcd9c0ab6cdb4694c676affc752fff75a38652b2c169ef28803c2.mp4

2026-05-31 21:08:06 UTC

I saw you 🤷‍♂️
#nevent1q…w834

2026-05-31 20:50:04 UTC

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That's impressive 👏 not your usual Nostr user

2026-05-31 19:36:05 UTC

Nostr has broken me 💔 I read this as autism Bitcoin walk 🤣🤣🤣
#nevent1q…4aq4

2026-05-31 17:26:14 UTC

Is this how Nostr ends 🤣🤣🤣
#nevent1q…3t8t

2026-05-31 08:58:57 UTC

@nprofile…ena6
Quick Q's about nmail...
1, I created an identity in settings, I can send email successfully from this new ID
But when I reply from my other email to 'newID@uid.ovh' where does it go?
2, If I create russell@uid.ovh, which I can, will it conflict with your address? Or does it use the base npub as the source ID?
Very cool app 😎 👍

2026-05-30 14:26:53 UTC

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Glad you're OK 🙏 🤲

2026-05-29 20:45:28 UTC

There are some who call Calle and cashu a scam but it's my guilty pleasure, I hope that cashu can evolve into something worth accepting without critics shouting 'anon set'
#nevent1q…xc3k

2026-05-29 09:49:02 UTC

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Dammit 🤣🤣🤣

2026-05-29 05:38:21 UTC

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People do not change their habits because they were 'taught' a lesson, they change when the pain of staying the same exceeds the pain of changing
If Bitcoin a massive educational campaign to function, the product design is flawed
Mass adoption of Bitcoin will not happen because billions of people suddenly decide to study cryptography and economics. It will happen because developers build tools that make Bitcoin as easy to use as tapping a credit card
And that means the majority of users will be captured in centralised products defeating the entire purpose of Bitcoin 🤣🤣🤣

2026-05-29 05:10:00 UTC

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So it all rests on whether humans can be bothered to learn Bitcoin 🤣🤣🤣

2026-05-27 08:31:47 UTC

#SovEng
@nprofile…n66j
https://blossom.primal.net/acb34c4119d71bdd1a5dab0fd7f8b3afaa61ec2abbcca8a9cb18f769a50a038d.jpg

2026-05-26 05:33:20 UTC

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GM ☕️

2026-05-24 12:30:25 UTC

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Boomer office block owners: Get them back in the office
WFHers: GFY

2026-05-22 20:43:41 UTC

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Can argue until the cows come home 🏡 you could argue that monero is less of a shitcoin than fartcoin but it's still in the shitcoin spectrum
Selfish mining is a block reorg, we can argue pov's all day
Forced hard forks centralise
The security budget, we'll have to see how it pans out, blockspace will be so in demand in the future that miners will be rewarded handsomely

2026-05-22 20:29:25 UTC

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One argument is if you do not update to the newest version dictated by monero devs, your node is kicked off the network. Bitcoiners could argue this means users do not have true sovereignty
Moneros block reorg last year, speaks for itself
Tail emissions on monero, obviously monero bros would push back on Bitcoin's security in the future
Fair?

2026-05-22 16:26:40 UTC

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Do you wet the edge of the towel to sting the fly's ass first before imminent destruction

2026-05-21 05:05:45 UTC

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Offchain GM

2026-05-20 14:45:47 UTC

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https://npub1t8salshlnvndnj6m7j5tn9ua2ahrrr064a9sjdl0vf9kzxc38d0sz40k4x.blossom.band/16f2f57ad532314f4b5971779931e20eb1436b95171da1a6e7ffa4df06de0b20.jpg
Tbf @nprofile…qm68 has this in Amethyst for a long time

2026-05-20 14:40:50 UTC

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Needs more sarcasm
https://blossom.primal.net/cf6a9324e33dfef745094e765ea0603862492d62651c15be48caf6a10e86a307.gif

2026-05-18 10:38:12 UTC

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#nevent1q…vnux

2026-05-18 08:10:41 UTC

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@nprofile…205a @nprofile…ssyg 👀
#nevent1q…v08m

2026-05-17 23:19:54 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/b81c09d3604a4446a65221ee14663b851ad984106266596d3533e2a3659003e5.jpg

2026-05-17 22:27:49 UTC

@nprofile…qm68
Randomized npubs / bc1 addresses
Generate a fresh npub bc1 address for receiving, just like anonymous lightning zaps do now
Link it back to your main identity via NIP59 wrapper

2026-05-17 20:33:12 UTC

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Onchain only zaps

2026-05-17 13:48:44 UTC

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Jumble UX is sick
https://blossom.primal.net/f7cfa781d4a548604260b14a1df6e6f94bc7c116638461e3a8f26fa842a6d0ed.jpg

2026-05-17 13:37:25 UTC

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Wise words 👏
#nevent1q…9sqm

2026-05-17 13:28:21 UTC

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Is silent payment addresses possible to add to ditto/Amethyst

2026-05-16 21:36:13 UTC

@nprofile…qm68 after all your jizzing 💦💦 over Alex
Did you forget the Ln address field
https://npub1kn5chzfrnc82tdej5yf5nwqvffg42ntlptk7r0e8mulqftn4at4s7e907s.blossom.band/59d914ee33ed7ba6567bdeb334263c637e82da633d8176117923ad41362ca09c.jpg

2026-05-16 21:17:25 UTC

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Lol gaslighting retard

2026-05-16 21:16:00 UTC

Zap lightning stay humble

2026-05-16 11:33:24 UTC

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Contact: amazing book 📖

2026-05-15 19:38:38 UTC

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Some of the devs receiving grants, recieved them because they were doing there thing and got recognised.
You will never be criticised by someone working harder than you.