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For a healthy dinner I'm thinking...
● spicy chicken breast pieces
● Greek yoghurt
● spicy rice
Mixed up like a savoury porridge lol, squeeze of lemon juice and wrap in a tortilla

2026-07-06 21:46:35 UTC

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21BTC in cold storage 🤣🤣🤣

2026-07-06 21:28:08 UTC

Love going to my fridge for a mbappe special 😋

2026-07-06 18:19:34 UTC

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UK bladerunners be like... 🫂

2026-06-27 21:15:53 UTC

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Congratulations 🎊 👏

2026-06-27 21:04:50 UTC

Congratulations to @nprofile…w320 for getting a block 😇🎖🎖🎖

2026-06-21 19:44:32 UTC

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Yes 🎯 already an avid listener 😍

2026-06-21 18:30:44 UTC

Latest Breedlove upload on WiM YT is an old pod with @nprofile…205a and others including Jordan Peterson
Love a bit of listening to Gigi's distinctive accent 👌

2026-06-17 19:35:04 UTC

@nprofile…k85p I just purchased 24hr vpn....twice!!! For the UK to watch the soccer ⚽️ on BBC and both times the vpn was set in France 🇫🇷 😢 😭 😿 😢 😭

2026-06-15 19:06:46 UTC

But @nprofile…l3ny is CEO of #Nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/4ceb2b07233d078213438f91800b2384fd4e155c084b1661d1bd460dd35cf1bd.jpg

2026-06-14 09:21:31 UTC

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Congratulations 🎊

2026-06-14 08:56:58 UTC

is there a case that some og bitcoiner holders were actually traders and knew to sell the October 2025 high and rotated into ai stocks and nasdaq stocks, two things happened, them leaving btc last year tanked the btc price, and them entering ai/legacy stocks sent them soaring
now those traders will sell the stocks to lock in profits and rotate back into bitcoin as it languishes at low 60s
A classic trading strategy if one knows what they are doing, but this nothing to do with Bitcoin, these traders would buy seashells if they thought they could make a profit 📈
Being a Bitcoiner for sovereignty and eliminating counterparty risk is completely lost when one starts trading sats for stocks
We watch from the sidelines as the fiat price is manipulated by Wall St
One thing Saylor is correct about....Traders love the vol

2026-06-13 19:43:00 UTC

Centralised AI companies are cucked to government orders
People still can't see the strength of a decentralised network

2026-06-12 06:44:00 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-06-10 18:44:52 UTC

Bitcoin in 2026 😂😂
https://cdn.azzamo.media/41f43fad9eaa34cdc408b45c86046e7ca73585cbc0aed463f23f7b51d2e6a524.jpg
https://cdn.azzamo.media/e05b23f6692d8d60ce2c89033cfcf63127cd32046133835d346ceb3d065b13ab.jpg

2026-06-08 07:47:07 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-06-07 18:48:03 UTC

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We need more Gigi's

2026-06-06 05:16:38 UTC

GM ☕️ 59K

2026-06-05 20:02:28 UTC

https://npub1f3z9w84a0g0sf0pz9ln6v7av583yychpx3z9k7860xn62makeg8qxeqrjy.blossom.band/b67076f8d4162fd73fe2976e9539660fc122ae54b22170c7ec634ec7a853a055.jpg

2026-06-05 16:20:22 UTC

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Do you like five guys

2026-06-05 12:09:49 UTC

AI data centres are forced to extract massive profits just to outrun the corrosion and rapid demise of their hardware before the entirety must be replaced every few years.
Bitcoin miners suffer the same fate, but if miners perish from a lack of hardware, the hashrate drops, the network adapts and the door opens for new players to fill the gap, block by block, forever

2026-06-05 11:47:03 UTC

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Insert gigi meme [nic cage]

2026-06-05 08:31:13 UTC

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It was OK to ignore that in 2014 tho

2026-06-05 05:45:53 UTC

#Zeeecashhh
https://blossom.primal.net/1772670421662ddcedbf1a509dddfd7155863fe5dd69c346ab25ba3b56c37d18.jpg

2026-06-05 05:43:54 UTC

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GM ☕️

2026-06-05 05:41:57 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-06-04 19:35:59 UTC

Hal saw the game before almost everyone else, every year Bitcoin survives, the media hit pieces get weaker

2026-06-04 18:55:52 UTC

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https://gitworkshop.dev/
Never used it yet

2026-06-04 13:31:19 UTC

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But you could've called it Wispr 😢 😭

2026-06-04 06:15:14 UTC

GM ☕️ There are months where nothing happens and there are days where months happen

2026-06-03 07:52:25 UTC

GM 🐻 bears
https://blossom.primal.net/605cba73d17756618c4efd2967bf58d295c784363ff0c7dc33927278aec20813.jpg

2026-06-02 19:21:34 UTC

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Imagine how toxic it would be if millions were using it! Thank your lucky stars there are only 643 of us here

2026-06-01 10:53:08 UTC

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They've moved on from grants then 🤣🤣🤣

2026-06-01 10:32:09 UTC

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Is he explaining the bitch fest happening here

2026-05-31 22:01:06 UTC

Debating you guys on SN 🤣🤣
#nevent1q…zrh3

2026-05-31 21:27:24 UTC

Fiatjaf opening Nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/51e6ccafea6fcd9c0ab6cdb4694c676affc752fff75a38652b2c169ef28803c2.mp4

2026-05-31 21:08:06 UTC

I saw you 🤷‍♂️
#nevent1q…w834

2026-05-31 20:50:04 UTC

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That's impressive 👏 not your usual Nostr user

2026-05-31 19:36:05 UTC

Nostr has broken me 💔 I read this as autism Bitcoin walk 🤣🤣🤣
#nevent1q…4aq4

2026-05-31 17:26:14 UTC

Is this how Nostr ends 🤣🤣🤣
#nevent1q…3t8t

2026-05-30 14:26:53 UTC

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Glad you're OK 🙏 🤲

2026-05-29 20:45:28 UTC

There are some who call Calle and cashu a scam but it's my guilty pleasure, I hope that cashu can evolve into something worth accepting without critics shouting 'anon set'
#nevent1q…xc3k

2026-05-29 09:49:02 UTC

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Dammit 🤣🤣🤣

2026-05-27 08:31:47 UTC

#SovEng
@nprofile…n66j
https://blossom.primal.net/acb34c4119d71bdd1a5dab0fd7f8b3afaa61ec2abbcca8a9cb18f769a50a038d.jpg

2026-05-26 05:33:20 UTC

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GM ☕️

2026-05-24 12:30:25 UTC

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Boomer office block owners: Get them back in the office
WFHers: GFY

2026-05-22 20:43:41 UTC

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Can argue until the cows come home 🏡 you could argue that monero is less of a shitcoin than fartcoin but it's still in the shitcoin spectrum
Selfish mining is a block reorg, we can argue pov's all day
Forced hard forks centralise
The security budget, we'll have to see how it pans out, blockspace will be so in demand in the future that miners will be rewarded handsomely

2026-05-22 20:29:25 UTC

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One argument is if you do not update to the newest version dictated by monero devs, your node is kicked off the network. Bitcoiners could argue this means users do not have true sovereignty
Moneros block reorg last year, speaks for itself
Tail emissions on monero, obviously monero bros would push back on Bitcoin's security in the future
Fair?

2026-05-22 16:26:40 UTC

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Do you wet the edge of the towel to sting the fly's ass first before imminent destruction

2026-05-21 05:05:45 UTC

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Offchain GM

2026-05-20 14:45:47 UTC

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https://npub1t8salshlnvndnj6m7j5tn9ua2ahrrr064a9sjdl0vf9kzxc38d0sz40k4x.blossom.band/16f2f57ad532314f4b5971779931e20eb1436b95171da1a6e7ffa4df06de0b20.jpg
Tbf @nprofile…qm68 has this in Amethyst for a long time

2026-05-20 14:40:50 UTC

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Needs more sarcasm
https://blossom.primal.net/cf6a9324e33dfef745094e765ea0603862492d62651c15be48caf6a10e86a307.gif

2026-05-18 10:38:12 UTC

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#nevent1q…vnux

2026-05-18 08:10:41 UTC

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@nprofile…205a @nprofile…ssyg 👀
#nevent1q…v08m

2026-05-17 23:19:54 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/b81c09d3604a4446a65221ee14663b851ad984106266596d3533e2a3659003e5.jpg

2026-05-17 22:27:49 UTC

@nprofile…qm68
Randomized npubs / bc1 addresses
Generate a fresh npub bc1 address for receiving, just like anonymous lightning zaps do now
Link it back to your main identity via NIP59 wrapper

2026-05-17 13:48:44 UTC

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Jumble UX is sick
https://blossom.primal.net/f7cfa781d4a548604260b14a1df6e6f94bc7c116638461e3a8f26fa842a6d0ed.jpg

2026-05-17 13:37:25 UTC

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Wise words 👏
#nevent1q…9sqm

2026-05-17 13:28:21 UTC

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Is silent payment addresses possible to add to ditto/Amethyst

2026-05-16 21:36:13 UTC

@nprofile…qm68 after all your jizzing 💦💦 over Alex
Did you forget the Ln address field
https://npub1kn5chzfrnc82tdej5yf5nwqvffg42ntlptk7r0e8mulqftn4at4s7e907s.blossom.band/59d914ee33ed7ba6567bdeb334263c637e82da633d8176117923ad41362ca09c.jpg

2026-05-16 21:17:25 UTC

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Lol gaslighting retard

2026-05-16 21:16:00 UTC

Zap lightning stay humble

2026-05-16 11:33:24 UTC

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Contact: amazing book 📖

2026-05-15 19:38:38 UTC

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Some of the devs receiving grants, recieved them because they were doing there thing and got recognised.
You will never be criticised by someone working harder than you.

2026-05-15 05:08:43 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/4d338cc29094dad0987d6852bf962b927184c1dafe60bcd5d3b3100b1d805080.gif

2026-05-14 06:34:25 UTC

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Aaaaaaaaacccckkkkkksssshhhtttttuuuuuaaaaalllllllyyyyyyyyy

2026-05-14 06:23:55 UTC

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Primal/Wisp

2026-05-14 04:31:48 UTC

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I suppose the fork in the road is you want to attract normies
But what's next, add Goog catcha so GrapheneOS/Calyx etc are barred
Won't be long before meta enforce digital id kyc and are we going to follow?
If we want to scale that's one of the issues
Same as Bitcoin, do we keep it cypherpunk difficult for nerds only or allow the institutions in to scale it at what cost to the original dream
Tough one

2026-05-13 20:00:01 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/6e3cfe9ad5f6d9f94bde2ef03a50451dc49457d5aaff744c054a47874713a435.gif

2026-05-13 19:55:45 UTC

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Where do UK nostriches upload their IDs to Nostr?

2026-05-13 19:08:38 UTC

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Have you been watching Goggins again

2026-05-13 10:37:07 UTC

Running https://agi.cash 👀
@nprofile…dux6
@nprofile…3cmp
@nprofile…87e5
Very cool UX 😎
npub1zapsats@agi.cash

2026-05-12 19:03:19 UTC

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Congrats 👏 nice background to the Fed 🫡

2026-05-11 06:52:00 UTC

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GM ☕️

2026-05-10 23:27:08 UTC

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"Grandpa, why does my teacher call you a retard?"

2026-05-10 06:45:29 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-05-08 10:11:22 UTC

I was thinking of building a calculator
Buying hashpower vs buying lottery tickets
@nprofile…uqtl have a calculator already but I thought the comparison might be useful, especially to people who've been playing the lottery for years and never won anything
Have to be careful not to infer that buying hashpower is the same as the lottery

2026-05-08 06:26:11 UTC

There is a lot of talk recently that #Bitcoin has failed, but Bitcoiners are measuring it's success against the current fiat system

2026-05-07 16:20:16 UTC

Looking for the NLP tricks on Nostr 👀

2026-05-06 06:51:09 UTC

GN 💤 😴

2026-05-03 08:57:36 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-05-02 07:35:40 UTC

Tl-dr
Nostr has a choice to make;
Either it stays fully decentralised and never scales
Or it scales but it has to sacrifice some part of decentralisation
There is no way round this
#nevent1q…p3f7

2026-05-01 06:16:11 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-05-01 03:57:40 UTC

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Tubular is by far the best YT frontend ive found, they are sunsetting their Google Play app with this looming verification programme, obviously we use ZapStore 😉 but a forked version of Tubular on Nostr like nsite.run would be. 😎
Is that even possible 😳 🤔
(GrapheneOS users can still access Tubular apk after the Google shutdown)
I'm in too BTW

2026-04-30 05:05:17 UTC

GM ☕️

2026-04-29 19:24:24 UTC

What does a suit look like 🤣🤣🤣
https://npub1vu5aul9kg6czkyehljc5pr2qt7f0p605nlpceedgjg3h6fjfyt3ss45xxu.blossom.band/468f4a10b0a80d4a75f927459cc257a44d607bf752ffce14c1f04695f21e746c.jpg

2026-04-29 05:46:43 UTC

GM ☕️ 😊 🙏

2026-04-28 18:33:56 UTC

Just switched on BM conference for a laugh
Shilling lightspark partnership with visa
And lightspark swaps to shitcoin rails
What a bunch of clowns 🤡
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2026-04-27 14:25:07 UTC

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💯

2026-04-26 13:17:18 UTC

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Testing

2026-04-26 10:24:49 UTC

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https://npub1f9tarjkvelqdwk72glx0crsslr8c8azg2aspkk2c8hj3lpvlzsjssv38un.blossom.band/628aea304595f3ebd4ff3fc47c65635f9250122bb6a4b0c3b3a755ba4b7eddc5.jpg
💁‍♂️
BTW how does the in wisp podcast player work? Saw someone mentioning it

2026-04-25 12:52:31 UTC

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That's cool 😎 how did you create the poster? And I'll have to research how to use less chars when making a piece.
Also you could utilise the message option to send someone a #cashu payment and encrypt it with a 20+ char password 😆 🤣 thinking out loud

2026-04-25 10:07:11 UTC

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Ah yes! I think i have an answer for this:
● I created the created the art in my design app
● When I exported the SVG file, it was 12,000 chars
● I fed it into Kai9000 LLM and asked it to reduce it to less than 2000 chars
● And my assumption is that caused the spaghettification
● Abstract art 🎨 is better when unintentional consequences make it different
What do you think? Could that be it?

2026-04-24 19:58:15 UTC

Art is nowhere
https://npub1f9tarjkvelqdwk72glx0crsslr8c8azg2aspkk2c8hj3lpvlzsjssv38un.blossom.band/1f8e0a977c39d1e6bb4288e1ff085b38e3521839068f7bd348744f884473e7a7.jpg
Password is: npub1zapsats
https://nowhr.xyz/s#WSh7WfeNwrW2sO50akucQ0_opNHYt4YYqKCONOlnDiQvlmhb2O2a2lrSixJ0hkiSthRF8ni66xcMzIHqXYhJNNVhV84uQtSQRzQ4S2fJymlfjES2Wzl_i-wHiGG_NmtqnR2lhwjp-7BR7z1usnn80KsVgiv3rimp8PJcLExC4M3CykcXdZPI14ZbESAOMG183cEfh22ptMLQQNuDgWSzwxj4NRdjnA56uRcVHGSjsgTF5vjsLrAxkKlFjUYSI5h95NBsPNYBW4N-3OmiwvLo_vW_6RbfcLz68-Oo4BHSbBZGiNL8xCRUuY8YYGgFlJXEfNJI39Xo6mx7vT89olejRDP0y8zA7gwwpUV2-7xzK-v_8WKp52X70ZpgLfYYzNN3kQPEHqOoThsVl4AlbkcFz08TyFTZJBSDCid0Cjaf0gXCKW2CpVqRb9iB0JcGAUS_QrBxQdQThj5YQ5vjgisgAGNqETjTX7FBxHww8IZkzVrb4iwhL1TcxkkyHbkZA_jwbQaSFWtPgCIfdNha56L-okZZ8FtjGEpBxByhVLZ3ca-laStVJHwrG6HT__FWGW07wSP-ab2bkcdvFhxmgSZjUNrl6BCTehgupZz2pGOAgC_R6vSmaspXl5W9dJwGxWi-XsfEu0NXPnh3fMh3hzCdkaEuRg0qM0eXl6klcyopK0QVXovClQ6_XzzXqSbNMF2eXhQ4t6jthsTrUaJx4Kh1ATFjkJ2xwx961fT7lMkCu3epXC4gPTuS8cW-3vo9mGeqM7xtBnOvCzJbrqpr8xp-wiQwL5lNiNVlj4qu2PK2J1cUaaJMqW0ncBhkjfuVohjlF9WQQOxC5sohRtzdBwfQBZumadvQaqYn2z3hjq1_y0CMybBI3-HRBwKE23h03izC1qzO57VdYhS3VT7Z6izNup0-nsWxmgXs267b5_GVDasOEKtYDeKYgTIuYUfqAximRlq92bg16LLT2ypapYHB5Fk3WFwk8oqBu-0EIuX0CvrGJLnZej9WkziWuinWdvDvUMQYxFsvxruXm6yDIvwQXah0pqcLmgzHtQwZ2YhkkXWQN_fuK_UwAk3C4kMuhykGQWDRJACouyxjGCoo8Cr3-ZD1AMEhsd8YePeRBSw3i3Kwqzl0JzTNwPMD59vr6w4FTX0lxhln7XyrAAqYXTZ83_6b2ugiv6_YSZeRxUKGCWX35Yt6NKpKTx_okIjxd-5Z2PVKXW94G4JpwdSLj5VUJYpay0JKlR06G4RZl6B8utUi6xlTo8vafjlKIHZWQx-Ytvzd100-ey6K3VVPLQ9FiyaWsT5OF88YRDUtC0Wtp6bLFA3lO8YRDukwW7HH4nxdyjoZathshFUu1W3BDY_GPXlSGDOqPMoExLXIcm1QsJ6GJfAWKOZ8MfLEMlEOlGU9UXhenMHNJehkBpGN67ox1qSVFiNfE83ztCF-Mha-gBtMLtlHi4vFLF-oki6Ams-U1yXvQH4HUj3NXWihyJh-RXnl

2026-04-24 07:03:50 UTC

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you're blocking my 🌞

2026-04-23 22:12:26 UTC

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@npub12vk…pugg primal.net has rendered fountain.fm links to autoplay 🔊🔊💥 pretty cool web feature