Alice McFlurry :bc: / is on Nostr

Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

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2024-07-31 15:43:15

Do any of my fellow autistic friends use hair products?
The reason I'm asking is because, for as long as I can remember, I've always told hair stylists that I don’t use any hair products because I don't like the way they feel and just want my hair to feel clean and they always say something like "but this stuff feels nice!" or "this stuff doesn't feel like anything!" and they STILL use it and then, surprise surprise, I hate the way it feels and then immediately go home and wash it out of my hair.
I imagine this isn't unique to ONLY autistic people, but I’m wondering if it's more common for autistic people or if it's completely unrelated?
Either way, I’m going to go wash this garbage out of my hair, so I'll be back in about a half hour if anyone has any thoughts/comments on this.
NOTE: This is NOT a request for hair product suggestions, so please don’t respond with any.

2024-07-18 18:18:44

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Kev and I often talk about making our own brand of polo shirts where the little embroidered logo is a hotdog.

2024-07-18 16:09:30

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Whenever I do find myself looking at clothes that end up being toddler clothes, I’m not even like "Oh, this is for a child. Move along, Alice."
Instead, it inevitably leads to me pulling up their size chart to see if I can make a children's XL work because I DGAF because that rainbow skirt looks comfy AF.

2024-07-18 16:06:43

I don’t know what it says about my fashion sense, but all of the targeted ads for clothes that I actually like end up being toddler clothes or for places like BabyGap.

2024-06-29 18:43:34

As a person in a committed relationship, I only care about one person being attracted to me, and that person is Ryan Gossling.