Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉

"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs

📍 Location: Joburg, ZA
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2026-09-17 11:57:23 UTC

We’re all unreliable narrators because memory isn’t a recording being played, it’s a rewrite of the file. Every time we recall the past, we’re editing the truth to fit the person we’ve since become. We're not just unreliable narrators, we’re also the only narrators to our stories. So then at what point does the file rewrite itself so many times that the lie becomes the only truth left?

2026-09-05 07:47:13 UTC

My cappuccino with complimentary swan art 🦢 from Platō this morning 🌅 ☕
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2026-07-18 18:02:09 UTC

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I don't know what "hitting football" even is, I thought its basketball but that's its own option 😂

2026-03-31 13:05:20 UTC

The older you get, the more you realise your meat sack requires constant maintenance, and frankly, it is incredibly bothersome.
I didn’t sign up for this level of biological admin. 😒
One day you’re invincible, and the next, you’re basically a high-maintenance tamagotchi that requires a specific pH-balanced serum and a 20-minute stretching ritual just to get up off the couch without making weird noises. 🦴🛋️

2026-03-23 18:36:28 UTC

What's happening in your corner of the world? In South Africa we're serious about not being serious 😅👋🇿🇦
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2025-12-10 19:02:09 UTC

If you were born after 1994 in South Africa, it’s easy to forget that being gay used to be a crime. 🏳️‍🌈🚫 While the racism of #apartheid is well-documented, the regime's extreme homophobia is often overlooked.
Under the National Party, it wasn't just "frowned upon", it was illegal and severely punished. Police raided homes, meeting others were unsafe, and the military treated homosexuality as a sickness to be "cured" through torture.
The Horror of the "Aversion Project"
This is the darkest chapter of gay history in South Africa. Since all white males were conscripted into the military or South African Defense Force (SADF), gay men could not escape the state's grip. The SADF viewed homosexuality as a "sickness" that weakened the army.
Gay conscripts were often sent to Ward 22 at 1 Military Hospital in Pretoria. "Curing" homosexuality under the direction of psychiatrists like Dr. Aubrey Levin, gay soldiers were subjected to electric shock therapy. They were shown homoerotic images and shocked until they associated same-sex attraction with pain.
When shock therapy failed, some men were chemically castrated.
And then there was forced sex changes: Perhaps most shockingly, it is estimated that up to 900 gay men (mostly young conscripts aged 16–24) were coerced into gender reassignment surgery to "turn" them into women, because the regime’s logic was that it was better to be a woman than a gay man. They were often then discharged with no support.
From Darkness to Light
While the old regime was using science and violence to try and erase queer identity, a fight for their existence was beginning in the most unlikely place: a prison cell.
The reason South Africa have one of the most progressive Constitutions in the world today isn't an accident. It’s because of a man named Simon Nkoli.
When arrested for treason against the apartheid state, he refused to hide who he was. He famously did the unthinkable, he came out and told his fellow activists in prison:
"I am black and I am gay. I cannot separate the two parts of me... So when I fight for my freedom I must fight against both oppressors."
His bravery forced the liberation movements to recognise that you cannot fight for freedom while discriminating against your own. Because of him, South Africa became the first country in the world to write #lgbtq rights into its Constitution. 🇿🇦📜
Never forget Simon.
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2025-11-18 12:06:50 UTC

I got such pretty tissue paper for xmas gifting 🎁😊
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2025-11-14 08:19:04 UTC

Be the reason your local independent bookstore stays in business.

2025-10-30 17:02:02 UTC

#Fedora 43 is a delight

2025-10-11 12:49:56 UTC

I was born here, where the mountain meets the veld and time forgets to move. I left many years ago, but the quiet beauty of this place still makes me wonder if we ever stop carrying the shape of the place we first called home. 🌍
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2025-10-07 17:04:20 UTC

Gavin has had it up to here... I hear 🤔
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2025-10-03 17:26:40 UTC

😅😅😅 It's true... 🍟
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2025-09-28 10:45:58 UTC

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unfortunately no current streaming plans, but after the cinema run they might reach an agreement to stream it, if I hear anything I'll definitely let you know 😊

2025-09-28 09:49:28 UTC

Its a big day for South African opera! Cape Town Opera's stunning Afrofuturist take on Verdi's Aida is hitting cinemas today and it's the first ever locally-produced opera to make the leap to the big screen!
This isn't your grandmother's opera (though she'd probably love it too). With Magdalene Minnaar directing an incredible all-SA cast, Kamal Khan conducting the Cape Town Phil, and Gregory Maqoma's choreography bringing the house down alongside Jazzart Dance Theatre. 🎭
If you're in Cape Town check it out at the Artscape Theatre or if you're anywhere else in South Africa its screening at Ster Kinekor cinema's 🎞️
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2025-05-10 11:29:29 UTC

Most Americans have never seen a tea cosy in the wild, and that’s a tragedy I can no longer abide. 😤🫖
Behold: the humble yet fabulous knitted tea cosy. Not just a warm hug for your teapot, but a whole vibe. British ingenuity at its most delightful. Why just make tea when your teapot can cosplay as a snail?
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2025-05-01 07:01:19 UTC

It still amazes me how many people I meet who are never content. Always chasing the next thing. More, better, faster.
And I’m not talking mansions, yachts, or private islands, I mean even the small stuff. Like nothing is ever enough. They’re forever chasing the next little improvement.
I don’t know how or when it happened, but one of the biggest blessings in my life is this: I am content. I’m happy. I have what I need. I have what I want.
I’m not itching for more. I don’t feel lacking or wanting.
Sure, I’m not perfect, I could do better in plenty of areas, but I don’t obsess over it.
I don’t need a better version of my life. I already love the one I have.
And honestly, I feel a little sad for the people who never find this feeling.
Because no upgrade will ever give you the peace contentment does.

2025-04-23 18:07:06 UTC

Some countries have smooth edges. Everything works. Everyone obeys the rules. Life is quiet, orderly, and if we’re honest, a little dead inside.
South Africa is the opposite 🇿🇦
It is chaotic and stubborn and hopeful and heartbreaking, often all in the same afternoon. You are reminded daily that history isn’t something that happened ‘over there’ - it’s alive, it’s unfolding, and you are part of it whether you like it or not.

2025-04-09 17:44:17 UTC

The Springhare is one of Africa’s quietest curiosities, not quite a rabbit, not quite a kangaroo, and definitely not what most people expect to find bouncing through the night.
Native to southern and eastern Africa, this nocturnal creature spends its days burrowed beneath the earth, emerging only after sunset to feed on grasses and seeds. With powerful hind legs and a long balancing tail, it can leap up to 3 metres in a single bound, vanishing into the night with a flash of fluff and silence.
Despite its rabbit-like ears and soft appearance, the springhare has no close relatives in either rabbits or kangaroos. It’s part of a small, unique family all its own, a reminder that sometimes nature doesn’t follow templates.
You don’t have to fit a category to belong. Just move the way you were made to.
Latin: Pedetes capensis — loosely, “the Cape foot-leaper”
#FediSafari
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2025-03-27 18:58:29 UTC

The protests in Türkiye are wild 🇹🇷 I'm here for it 👏✊
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2025-03-25 09:33:27 UTC

"Self-help" now is about "dominating," "conquering," and turning every personal shortcoming into someone else's fault. Instead of healthy growth, many young men are being radicalised into believing they must constantly prove their worth through extreme ideologies, rigid mindsets, and endless hustle culture.
We're seeing kindness replaced by competition, vulnerability by aggression, and genuine self-improvement by superficial, toxic bravado.
Thank goodness I have a natural aversion to this self-help nonsense.

2025-03-11 21:51:32 UTC

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I'm not calling anything a moon 😅 but if you read the article - Edward Ashton at Academia Sinica highlights the challenge of defining what qualifies as a moon, especially as telescopes detect smaller objects. According to the article, the International Astronomical Union (IAU) recognizes these newly discovered objects as moons, even though they are small, ranging from 2 to 4 kilometers in diameter. However, the IAU has decided not to prioritize naming moons smaller than 1 kilometer unless a spacecraft visits them.

2025-03-11 21:43:47 UTC

Saturn has 128 new moons – more than the rest of the planets combined 🪐
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2471071-saturn-has-128-new-moons-more-than-the-rest-of-the-planets-combined/

2025-01-13 05:00:31 UTC

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yes please 😊😅

2025-01-07 11:15:05 UTC

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nah its fine. We had a heatwave last year just before the rain started. I'm over the sun for now. Ready for winter 😅

2025-01-07 10:43:47 UTC

3 weeks of rain in Jozi? ☔ Adapt or stay soggy babes 😉 I’m living my best life, moisturised, thriving, and in my lane. Meanwhile, the haters are out here praying for sun like they’re about to solar-power their personalities. Stay damp my friends. 🥰

2025-01-07 04:01:46 UTC

The same parents who count down the days till school starts so they can finally breathe again are the same ones who look at you like you’re missing out on life for not having kids. Make it make sense. 🤷🏻‍♂️

2024-12-31 05:05:51 UTC

🌍🇫🇷 French is no longer just the language of France - it’s becoming an African language!
More than 300 million people speak French globally, and a staggering 60% of them live in Africa. By 2050, Africa is projected to be home to 85% of all French speakers, thanks to its youthful, rapidly growing population. 🗣️💡
From Côte d’Ivoire’s nouchi slang to the vibrant rhythms of French spoken in Kinshasa and Dakar, African communities are redefining the language. These local expressions and cultural infusions are shaping French in ways that Paris could never imagine.
While traditional institutions like the Académie Française cling to outdated rules, the energy and creativity of African speakers are driving the future of the language.
Language doesn’t wait - it grows, adapts, and thrives wherever its speakers breathe life into it.
The future of French isn’t just Paris - it’s Paris and Abidjan, Kinshasa, Dakar, and beyond. 🌍

2024-12-27 13:53:29 UTC

This strange limbo between Christmas and New Year's feels weird, like seeing your boss at the gym: disorienting, awkward, and vaguely unsettling. Also you don’t know the date, you’re surviving on leftovers and chocolate, and your only purpose is to exist in a soft haze of regret, hope, and pyjamas.
Am I a human, or am I a cheese platter? Who knows? 🤷🏻‍♂️

2024-11-27 03:15:10 UTC

Nothing says "productive day in the office" like waking up at 5am with a pounding headache 😵‍💫

2024-10-30 08:41:13 UTC

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people keep telling me to open up 🤷‍♂️

2024-10-30 08:34:09 UTC

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'consume sunscreen' gets my vote - sunscreen inside me? Just means I won't get sunburn on the inside.

2024-10-16 16:42:48 UTC

🔥 Unpopular opinion: You know what might actually be good for Firefox? If Google were required to stop paying for those exclusive search agreements. Hear me out: without those millions flowing in, the corporate parasites currently running the show at Mozilla might jump ship.
In the chaos and ashes that follow, we just might see a Phoenix rise—a leaner, community-driven Firefox, reborn from its roots. 🌍🐾 A browser built by the people for the people once again.
Sometimes, you need a little fire to bring about real change. Thoughts? 🔥 #OpenWeb #Firefox #Rebirth #BigTech

2024-10-12 15:47:45 UTC

This could be us
But I like eating too much 🍔🍕
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2024-09-26 09:03:12 UTC

Just FYI, I'm setting my posts to auto delete after 3 months so I'm not hogging all the space on this server with my silly posts 😅

2024-09-11 04:15:16 UTC

I have concepts of a pain (au chocolat)
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2024-09-04 07:22:29 UTC

Just noticed at the office the higher the floor number the warmer and more yellow the lighting 💡 the lower the floor number the more fluorescent or bright white the lighting 🙃

2024-08-11 08:17:14 UTC

Making new friends 🎏
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2024-08-08 06:10:47 UTC

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🤢 💀 I can't stop thinking about the flak any developing country would be dragged through if they were hosting the games and this was the setup

2024-08-01 09:01:32 UTC

After chopping off a chunk of my finger I am reminded why I hate cooking 🙄🙃 (still love eating too much. Should chop off part of my stomach tbh) 😅