sathoarder

That sathoarder guy.

Feel free to use my strfry relay at: wss://nostr.sathoarder.com It's free.

Public Key

npub1m5mr8y7wgvcufav43hgda376xsm0t5qrerur30m23ek6w8gmn88q9hympt

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsd6d3nj08yxvwy7k2cm5x7cldrgdh46qpu37pcha4gumd8r5dennspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsq98n4q

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nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1m5mr8y7wgvcufav43hgda376xsm0t5qrerur30m23ek6w8gmn88q9hympt

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2024-10-01 16:40:42 UTC

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Being such a dominant distro, they can effectively block whatever they choose. For example, BOLT12, just by ignoring it. So it could be called protocol centralization, to an extent.

2024-10-01 12:35:34 UTC

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LO f'ing L 😂
Lightning Labs is like 85% of nodes.
Core Lightning and Eclair don't seem to be the point of centralization 😂

2024-09-06 13:41:23 UTC

A week ago everyone was talking about Nostr being ded. Now we're worried about too many notes from Reply Guy bots. 😁

2024-09-06 13:10:43 UTC

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I'm pretty sure I'm not filtering them. I personally wouldn't want to but I also wouldn't care if another relay operator wanted to filter. I don't think any relay should be obligated to filter or not filter. If someone doesn't like how things are handled, pick different relays or they can run their own.

2024-09-03 14:06:16 UTC

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👋

2024-09-03 14:03:31 UTC

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My brain says single sig is safe enough but my irrational paranoia says a multi is safer. The slippery slope of too much complexity is siren's song.

2024-08-17 19:21:39 UTC

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💯 It is indeed a shitcoin.

2024-08-12 19:41:31 UTC

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Whatever you do, don't sacrifice all your time with your kids for money while they are young.

2024-08-08 17:32:42 UTC

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This is also who will eventually want to hold your bitcoin for you, for safety reasons...

2024-08-06 23:06:10 UTC

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Very Interested!
#nevent1q…hguw

2024-07-08 22:40:40 UTC

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100% this was inspired by your children's mom

2024-06-22 23:52:51 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/da7fcd9908b853a95faa64ff9e53f64b7295eaceebb775dd1531a444cc0a1c61.jpg

2024-06-02 23:10:02 UTC

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Your Lightning balance I believe is in fact L-BTC

2024-05-17 20:22:47 UTC

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Thank you!

2024-05-17 19:47:15 UTC

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Thanks, Semi warned me about it awhile back and I blacklisted the extension. I was hoping @npub1c87…8avm would address the issue as there are probably plenty of folks out there who have it enabled and are at risk if it hasn't been patched.

2024-05-12 03:48:00 UTC

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Doesn't make any difference. Your "empty" side is just your channel partner's "full" side. What you want to do is make sure your node is up and online, especially if your route a lot of payments.

2024-05-09 22:58:44 UTC

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Laughed too hard at this 🤣

2024-05-08 12:01:04 UTC

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Amethyst 💯

2024-05-06 15:32:49 UTC

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Total scam, DON'T DO IT

2024-05-06 00:56:20 UTC

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Sent 🤙

2024-05-06 00:52:19 UTC

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No it doesn't. It can be installed on any machine but it has to be able to connect to the node in question in order to get the invoice. I'll put together a guide but no guarantees I won't make a mistake somewhere.
If you'd like to try mine out I can dm you the url. It's got several domains to choose from.

2024-05-05 23:39:35 UTC

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Nostdress: https://github.com/believethehype/nostdress

2024-05-05 00:44:54 UTC

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It worked

2024-05-04 16:13:33 UTC

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Demand that Lightning Labs add support for BOLT12 to LND.
Without that, there's not much any of those wallet devs can do. Maybe Zeus could add it to the CLN node connection but thats a big ask for a small reward from a small team.

2024-05-02 03:52:58 UTC

Wasn't everybody complaining a few weeks ago that Microstrategy didn't have anything Bitcoin related on their Github account? 😂
https://github.com/MicroStrategy/did-btc-spec

2024-05-02 00:39:20 UTC

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I find it less considerate to wait for poor drivers to slowly back out of a spot while everyone waits. But that still does bother me either because I don't get to wound up over stuff like this.
--sathoarder, Back-in Maximalist

2024-05-02 00:24:40 UTC

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Purpose: It's a safer way to park by making your exit from the spot not a backing up into an area that's tough to see. Also imagine a situation where a large number of people needed to leave in a hurry and everyone had to back up to get out. That would be one hell of a cluster f**k. Backing into a space is easier than backing out of a space as you've already cleared the area of travel before you start backing.
How is it inconsiderate?

2024-04-27 01:48:17 UTC

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From what they posted, it was their voluntary decision to do it. Mistake to assume they were told to.

2024-04-26 21:30:17 UTC

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Kinda but not totally

2024-04-26 21:24:15 UTC

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Who are they fighting? The US didn't tell them anything. They just got scared and pulled out. Period. That's all that happened.

2024-04-26 19:34:34 UTC

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They're no Rebel Alliance ser.

2024-04-26 19:33:10 UTC

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Crazy thing is, no one apparently told them anything. It was a unilateral surrender before the fight began.

2024-04-26 19:16:31 UTC

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There's got to be some good jokes in there about the French surrendering 😂

2024-04-26 19:13:24 UTC

The more I think about it the more I think the Acinq USA rug is kind of pathetic.

2024-04-26 17:39:05 UTC

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I think they're just scared because of the Samurai money service business thing.

2024-04-26 14:45:38 UTC

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🔥100% agree!!!🔥@SeedSigner is fucking fantastic!

2024-04-26 14:10:16 UTC

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All congress people, Senators, Supreme Court, and White House staff including President and VP need to provide all their personal banking information to the public. They're not doing anything illegal, they should have nothing to hide.

2024-04-23 00:33:38 UTC

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Semi's awesome

2024-04-21 20:05:12 UTC

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A ti mi amigo

2024-04-20 13:30:08 UTC

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I have no idea what you're talking about. Who's bullying who and is there something you can point to rather than leaving the reader of your note to draw imaginary conclusions about some nebulous event that may or may not have happened?

2024-04-20 00:32:49 UTC

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Happy halving to you too tata 🥳🎉

2024-04-20 00:24:23 UTC

Happy halving day Nostriches 🤙
https://image.nostr.build/220357d517ce79d9c625197262915c3afd2dd39d6b736df1d3456f41077352fe.jpg

2024-04-18 18:43:01 UTC

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@npub1yxp…399s working on his new protocol

2024-04-18 13:09:50 UTC

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BBQ restaurant and that I didn't want to smell like BBQ for the rest of my life.
How about you FED 👀

2024-04-17 20:54:19 UTC

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I heard it tastes a bit nutty

2024-04-17 18:46:35 UTC

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I dunno, in 1990 I was broke af and barely scraping together enough $ together to eat & pay rent. Giving in to despair is a sure-fire way to lose epically. Shit could have gone many different ways. It was not all sunshine and rainbows, never has been.
Bitcoin absolutely gives the current younger gen an opportunity to get ahead financially and throw off the chains. That's enough reason right there to stay hopeful and push on through.

2024-04-17 17:23:45 UTC

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Don't let them drag you down brother, there's tremendous opportunity for you, take risks and don't let failures slow you down or discourage you 🫂🧡

2024-04-17 17:17:38 UTC

I'm squarely in the middle of what is called Gen X. I gotta say, I fucking hate those nostalgia videos that try to portray 30-40 years ago as some kind of Golden Age. Life wasn't any better than you can make your life now. It's just easier to bitch publicly now.

2024-04-17 15:40:02 UTC

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Maybe some nervous miners/pools stacking cuckbucks too?

2024-04-12 18:00:07 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/0d73c5d88718bc8921a0871320eba66516394eb9f48fc3ceba6fd3c1105f2c29.jpg

2024-04-11 23:55:34 UTC

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Isn't it just a Strike wallet? When I zap a primal user that's where it goes.

2024-04-10 23:28:45 UTC

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What's the problem bro?

2024-04-10 23:24:08 UTC

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Bitcoin needs its "Ossify Now" cadre as much as it needs it "Add Bells and Whistles" cadre and all the other knuckleheads in between. The contentiousness of the relationships ensure that neither side ever gets everything and progress is slow and purposeful.
That said the folks maintaining Bitcoin Core, Knots, btcd, etc. deserve to be funded. Funding though should truly have no strings attached to it.

2024-04-09 13:08:01 UTC

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This guy is great 😃 https://image.nostr.build/03570b01e81287d07ec7b986bcef8b3c93cbf1eabada3b0116711fee3af3717a.jpg

2024-04-08 16:30:12 UTC

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Yes, but it's cloudy

2024-04-06 18:35:53 UTC

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I cannot

2024-04-05 15:56:14 UTC

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Probably because it's the point was to have a custodial application (like ecash) but also have it verifiable that they aren't committing fraud on the backend by rehypothecating the actual number of bitcoins the custodian is holding.
At least that's my guess.

2024-04-05 03:29:03 UTC

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I believe all their receives and sends are swap ins and outs over Liquid via Boltz. So like Muun but with Liquid. So they don't really have any channels afaik

2024-04-04 01:51:04 UTC

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lol 🤣

2024-04-03 23:18:53 UTC

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I also just sent you 1000 sats via keysend and it took 48 seconds vs. 1 second to my CLN node at a different site so i think yeah, voltage is having a moment. Good luck bud 🤙

2024-04-03 23:06:16 UTC

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The node I added the channel from is LND. I had to try 3 times to add as peer and the open negotiation took an extraordinarily long time and it's a clearnet connection. But the channel is open and actuve now.

2024-04-03 21:44:04 UTC

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Opened a channel but you should check your network connection or Voltage's. Seems very flaky.

2024-04-01 20:08:15 UTC

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Have you been fishing around in my fridge again?

2024-04-01 16:16:46 UTC

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think nostriches should be everywhere at this point in time

2024-04-01 15:44:39 UTC

100% worth a look 👀
https://github.com/SeedSigner/independent_custody_guide

2024-03-31 23:33:51 UTC

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https://lightningnetwork.plus/nodes/02a49e170b9b5c0d4f4b4908da6fd797186f04166a0182f37ea87fb8523c3646ca

2024-03-31 18:34:57 UTC

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It's the sole reason I run a relay. No interest in ever making it paid.

2024-03-31 16:56:24 UTC

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You never forget --help 😅

2024-03-31 04:22:06 UTC

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Fees are high and you can only have a channel to ACINQ's LSP. That's what I don't like about it.
But for self custody wallet, it's pretty good and easy to use.

2024-03-31 02:56:09 UTC

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You can run both at the aame time. If they're someone else's wallets you could always credit them in a newer wallet with an admin topup. After all the lnbits or lndhub wallets are just a database entry. A spendable amount from the nodes wallet, so to speak.

2024-03-31 02:47:10 UTC

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The api has definitely stood the test of time! It's really handy like you say for things like alby or btcpayserver or just a buddy you might want to let use your node.
Still, look into running your own instance of lnbits, its vastly more functional and can connect to alby the same way.

2024-03-31 02:40:05 UTC

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Last release for LndHub was Sept. 2021.
Definitely look into switching over to Lnbits if you want an accounting system for wallets on your node. It's free and takes minimal resources.
Also let me know if you need some inbound, I run three decent sized nodes.

2024-03-31 02:33:31 UTC

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It definitely adds yet another layer of complexity. It is nice for uncle jim setups but really, I'm not a big fan anyome even though I run an instance of it myself. I think for an abstraction layer, lnbits is a better choice. It's not without risks but it is actively developed where LNDHUB is kind of abandoned. There is an LNDHUB extension in lnbits that can completely replace the original.
I have yet to make any real money on routing but my nodes do route quite a bit. Just gets eaten up in fees eventually opening new channels.

2024-03-31 02:23:49 UTC

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When someone deposits onchain funds to an LNDHUB account/wallet it credits their account. It is on the operator of the node attached to LNDHUB to open a channel with those funds thereby increasing the nodes outbound capacity.
This is a quirky thing about LNDHUB and not really part of the Lightning Network

2024-03-30 22:42:13 UTC

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Chopped brisket rolled up in tortillas is pretty damn good

2024-03-30 16:21:47 UTC

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Looks like the Euros and possibly the Aussies will be test monkeys for the slave coin.

2024-03-28 07:04:59 UTC

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Yes sir, they actually did it

2024-03-28 04:42:57 UTC

It's SUPER COOL that the strike node now supports peerswap with both BTC and LBTC! @npub1cn4…3vle, Thank you man! This so fucking awesome!

2024-03-26 14:50:32 UTC

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Any company that would restrict a payment from a self custodied wallet would be a no-go for me.

2024-03-26 02:59:19 UTC

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My zaps look like this:
https://image.nostr.build/15e1860d3f272a354f5949810cc2283d8e18edf502296be8ec4b2f57663081b3.jpg

2024-03-26 02:56:17 UTC

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It's right there on the box, duh. Although they did change the slogan to "parent approved" 🙄

2024-03-26 01:31:29 UTC

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Who knows?? But they're kid tested and mother approved...supposedly

2024-03-26 01:29:12 UTC

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I get push notis on zaps and dms. Everything else is just the little purple dot type noti

2024-03-25 21:22:38 UTC

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Happy Birthday cool Bitcoin mom 🎂

2024-03-25 20:28:10 UTC

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I will only ever do business with a company that uses the latter.

2024-03-25 04:46:29 UTC

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Consider yourself zapped

2024-03-25 04:41:52 UTC

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I know, I was just being retarded

2024-03-25 03:39:49 UTC

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El Salvador 😂

2024-03-25 01:43:05 UTC

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Ok, will be coming my eclair node, The Donut Hole 🤙

2024-03-25 01:35:22 UTC

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Mind if I open a channel to you, pup?

2024-03-24 20:29:00 UTC

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Chicken fight 🐔

2024-03-24 19:35:45 UTC

I don't know what Fediverse is and I don't think I really care

2024-03-24 19:32:13 UTC

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What's up Ralphie 🤙 https://image.nostr.build/ccc25e6b45b775fb90ae6ee2fe7e482d9142cb36a7980fe86c200e1c48dfd5c8.jpg

2024-03-24 14:43:29 UTC

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I don't know anything about the Mac stuff so I could be off base, but make sure the user that is executing the daemon in launchctl is the same user than has already run phoenixd and the configs and db files are aleady created in that user's ~/.phoenix directory.
I'm assuming here it's all similar to linux from the directory structure.

2024-03-24 00:33:59 UTC

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No hue are

2024-03-23 02:15:01 UTC

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They said they were still working on it as fast as they could.

2024-03-22 14:47:38 UTC

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Saw this, is it true???
https://image.nostr.build/ab13c1d4fb6d6fd499cefa7b3ae8f667f012dc12db9d805683f240c7d4e0da11.jpg
#nevent1q…qnnd

2024-03-22 13:49:45 UTC

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GM 🌞

2024-03-22 04:20:21 UTC

Tim's having a bad day 😬
https://arstechnica.com/security/2024/03/hackers-can-extract-secret-encryption-keys-from-apples-mac-chips/

2024-03-21 21:55:59 UTC

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On his way to the promised land 😂