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cloudfodder@relay.tools

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2026-03-25 02:41:49 UTC

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never!

2026-03-25 02:36:47 UTC

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wen i saw primal didnt allow more than 5 entries and you shortened it, i decided to boycott the poll 😂

2026-03-24 23:52:20 UTC

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if you watch this slop bait you will see, he equates "one of the moderators of the archlinux subreddit" with a being in charge of archlinuxes decisions.

2026-03-24 23:15:38 UTC

In fact, all this stuff seems to be a massive astroturf campaign against Linux.. For purpose unknown but if I had to guess it is to chase people off of linux and back onto OSX and Windows. Those unfortunates will simply not remember why they even left linux when they get cataracts from too many eyeball scans 2030.
#nevent1q…m450

2026-03-24 20:20:36 UTC

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ephemeral events maybe? you can set their expiry..

2026-03-24 20:16:29 UTC

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is your neuralplasticity gonna be ok? apple and google made the UI navigation patterns completely opposite to prevent switching, I hope you can power through.

2026-03-24 16:32:13 UTC

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I agree, and it falls over on slow connections to where it is so busy connecting to 900 relays it cannot even post or show an image.
I think vitor just wanted to see how far we can push android, but yeah, .. experiment over pleas! 😅

2026-03-24 16:20:26 UTC

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I do appreciate the call to use bitcoin more for things. So, I realize my post sounds harsh, but I think it needs to be heard.
If it is the *only option to pay someone in bitcoin, and they need to cash it out immediately.. That's fine, I will still do that. But I would rather in many cases like this, give them cash directly knowing that bitcoin is leaving the hands of my intended recipient.
However, if I think they have potential to be a bitcoiner and appreciate the network like I do, then I will go out of my way to pay them with it. And it DOES feel like more effort, I do not live in a world where it is not, and I trust that I can create more value deciding when to sell and when not to, than someone who is desperate to sell it all immediately.

2026-03-24 16:04:37 UTC

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I think they're going for the opposite. They are building it so that all events are wide open access. The relays will not be able to ask for AUTH, nor do any kind of rate limits to protect from DoS (other than IP limits, which are flawed and hurt the ToR).
AUTH could be added in to the client, but it likely won't. BUT if it did, then you could have say, per-device auth keys, or keys not tied to any nostr id, just that registration will be harder that way and the relay still cannot protect because it does not know which groups are what. The addition of this complication makes it sound nearly impossible to add later.
So yeah, using auth with it. Seems like a non-starter to me.. Designed like this on purpose. A huge message broker free-for-all to read and write all groups.

2026-03-24 15:42:55 UTC

I see this sentiment a lot.. Stingy ass bitcoiners. The thing is, artists and newcomers to bitcoin need to meet HOdL half way. If you collect millions of sats for a concert when bitcoin is 20k$ and sell it all immediately, well that is a waste of both those paying and your own time. It shows you don't fully understand that would now be worth more and compound and further your artist runway so you can become more successful for longer. The more you toss sats in the trash like this, the less bitcoiners will be willing to spend on you because you are draining the circular economy. You will expect to grow at the same or higher fiat equivalent rate, all while just cashing out at every opportunity (and maybe you have to, to cover costs, but I hope not).
Music is a luxury item, and that makes it even harder. Many cannot justify spending regularly on music, so when you get a windfall stash it away. Teach your crew how to do this. Meet bitcoiners half way, please. Just hodl half or something. That's more runway for you and for bitcoiners. I want everyone to succeed, and you can't do that effectively on a fiat standard.
All zaps on this post go to Hash Power Music
#nevent1q…4d5x

2026-03-24 15:14:03 UTC

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their argument against auth usually boils down to, they dont want the relay knowing anything. so they'd rather it be wide open to the entire internet so they won't have to expose their usage patterns to a relay.

2026-03-24 14:32:12 UTC

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hahah, sorry i shoulda #nsfw that vid 😂😂

2026-03-24 02:46:38 UTC

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The main relays are monitorlizard.nostr1.com and relaypag.es. You can see all the monitors there. The monitoring tool I wrote is here: https://github.com/relaytools/monitorlizard
The nip is here: https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/66.md
Sandwiches libraries docs are here: https://github.com/sandwichfarm/nostr-watch

2026-03-22 03:51:52 UTC

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my client does, but you guessed it.. android only.

2026-03-22 03:49:24 UTC

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i know, same here but, best practice is to roll them over. not sayin it won't be painful, but if we all do it at once i think it'd be some fun mayhem, and we all would be fresh and clean.

2026-03-20 02:44:11 UTC

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on the feels sounds great 🎉😂

2026-03-20 01:39:41 UTC

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may? i dont got time for that! i need it neah 😁

2026-03-19 03:09:49 UTC

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ah, i see.. yeah i don't see why not, could make it configurable and fallback to domain name 🤔 if i forget, remind me later 😁

2026-03-18 16:24:34 UTC

GM Nostr, here are some RPPC (Real People Posting Content) metrics from the last 7 days. These are active simultaneous connections to nostr1.com infrastructure and have been growing steadily despite having to turn away traffic at times to stay online. There is much demand for connections, the RPPC is real. TheForest.nostr1.com has regularly been serving 800-1000 connections just by itself, and nostr21.com has tens of thousands. So, stick that up your DAU pipe and smoke it :)
https://i.nostr.build/RU4hEo4EKK5vTFuO.png
https://i.nostr.build/ODJI0wsU3FY97UMU.png

2026-03-14 01:15:55 UTC

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there are companies that will exercise them for you, kinda like a loan where they just take a cut of the stock, might be worth checking out.. tho I have never done that either just know people that did.

2026-03-13 19:18:07 UTC

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apologies i missed the url, do you want to post it? i am just a chronic timeline pleb ser 🫡

2026-03-13 17:36:57 UTC

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is dis on some new relay feeds i can browse them direct like algo was before?

2026-03-12 15:35:49 UTC

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🎉🎉🎉🎉🏆🏆🏆🏆

2026-03-12 15:29:33 UTC

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@greenart7c3 have you thought about parsing relay AUTH events to approve/reject/remember them by relay in amber? Would be a worthy feature I think given how common this pattern is.

2026-03-11 17:46:10 UTC

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outbox reading that is. for writing, i will auth to whoever im replying to or zapping if it requires it via RT-android.

2026-03-11 17:44:20 UTC

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my strfry router is handling 90% of my outbox usage, it is unable to auth, and that's probably why I didn't make "the list" 😂🦅🏝️

2026-03-11 14:39:21 UTC

GM! Take a break from the doom and try browsing wss://aquaticchickentheory.nostr1.com in your favorite relay-centric client today! It's full of cats, food recipes and other theories curated by @Dawn ♥️
#shillstr

2026-03-09 02:51:49 UTC

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there is yis. ndk is ded.
try asking grimoire.rocks source codes what it uses..

2026-03-08 15:18:02 UTC

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yeah, it's true, I do allow more than I want when I use certain outbox clients and was being dramatic. Because without fixing signers to cache your settings per-relay or something, this spy site will instead just make people scared of auth. grimoire handles it nicely..

2026-03-08 00:53:30 UTC

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not unless ur srs about maintaining the backbone of nostr signature based app installs 😅 but sure why not.

2026-03-07 22:25:00 UTC

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I mean.. I would but if y'all keep insisting on shilling primal i kinda don't want to sell people things they don't need.. I am not a griftoor

2026-03-05 06:13:53 UTC

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wait, that's not how shilling is supposed to work 😂😅

2026-03-05 06:08:54 UTC

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doh, that's.. well good to know. I made some 'improvements' to them, i guess amethyst is the only decoder that works with what I send. anon it is i guess. 🫡

2026-03-05 05:59:00 UTC

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damn wagmi?

2026-03-05 05:52:08 UTC

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cake doesnt have a decoder for private zaps, ask how I know 😂😇

2026-03-05 05:50:08 UTC

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it's the stack that runs multiple relays like relay.tools does. i've been doing some work with supporting more types of relays in the future like orlys

2026-03-05 05:27:20 UTC

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critical mass achieved 🏝️

2026-03-05 05:19:23 UTC

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haha, true, tho still need to shill you and @ChipTuner into running hubs also.. 😂 geo-distributed hubs everywhere! 🙏🌳

2026-03-05 05:13:29 UTC

I know, I always pick the worst times to #shill. Late at night when the audience is like 3 people in Europe and Japan. 😅 Fuk it, I do it anyway.

2026-03-05 05:07:27 UTC

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forced to build some very nice haproxy rules, best ive ever made. some openclaw or claude cyborg devoperator will appreciate the beauty of it someday

2026-03-05 05:05:28 UTC

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lol, google is like, wait, no only WE can tv scrape! patch the patches!

2026-03-05 05:00:10 UTC

oh is it a good night for bothering @The Fishcake (nostr.build) with nostr build stuff? 😁 my one UX problem is that every time I re-login and quick upload, I forget this goes into the non-user uploads and so I loose it later when I go looking and realize I did not do the extra click from logging in -> my profile -> *then upload.
anyway, watching tanel get confused was kindof amusing but, clearly the button is RIGHT there. unlike my issue which deserves fixing 😂
PV cake

2026-03-05 04:53:28 UTC

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ah yah, i think im in the clear now tho.. 🙏 a very rough patch for sure..

2026-03-05 04:42:08 UTC

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keep what up? i have to be ok with downtime. i am a small fish in a big internet bowl..
granted i take downtime seriously and it makes me sick to my stomach, but.. that's what nostr is designed for. many relays IS the redundancy. not all gathering onto a few.

2026-03-05 04:06:33 UTC

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well, I am having a really hard time telling the difference tbh. host was not very forthcoming.
just like nostr, is it an attack? is it simply a huge amount of people genuinely using tor and trying to exit to a relay that will accept them? so many questions, it is exhausting.
just glad it's running again i guess, very tired tho.

2026-03-05 00:07:59 UTC

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no problem thank you for noticing 🫡

2026-03-04 23:45:15 UTC

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on the websocket? not necessarily but I have been making some changes there. ideally it does not disconnect a websocket that is active and responding to pings, I will try some different settings here now. let me know if it fixes.

2026-03-04 18:31:40 UTC

testing, theforest 🌳🌳🌳

2026-03-03 19:43:00 UTC

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I'm just looking at user agents.. very nice everyone sets these, makes it easier to help with nostr bug squashing.. 🐛

2026-03-03 19:21:36 UTC

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😁 love it haha
do you have any lost claws in there? i am kindof laughing at their shenanigans..

2026-03-03 06:53:54 UTC

I do really like this app I built. RelayTools-android. I haven't needed to do a release in a while cause it's working so well. I also have spare capacity on relay.tools if anyone is looking for a relay.
Spent all weekend fending off DDoS attacks from X Y and Z, just to keep the services up for my loyal customer base.
Someone recently told me they won't recommend me as a relay host because they don't know for sure if I'll be up for 3 more years. That was pretty insulting to me, like what? I've already been running 3 years and outlasted companies that spent a million dollars on saturating the relay market, just to disappear. So yeah, if my track record doesn't speak for itself I guess I'm just not shilling hard enough.
There, I shilled. Enjoy your nostr ♥️

2026-03-02 01:42:25 UTC

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prob cause apks have the various flavors packed into universal apk or etc. don worry, plenty o networks 😁

2026-03-02 01:38:17 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/ffd217c1924151c7708a6f7dc02277c88c0a22a55cd28cd781e7f45396424f01.gif

2026-03-01 23:24:59 UTC

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the other part too is, surfing reddit cost the globe more power than bitcoin mining did. esp if you were in, light mode 😁

2026-03-01 21:54:47 UTC

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it's very nice
https://media.tenor.com/2qr5Qa37y3oAAAAC/very-nice-upgrade-samus-paulicelli.gif
https://media.tenor.com/uZ84e_l41IEAAAAC/ilike-borat.gif

2026-03-01 21:40:28 UTC

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still, doing 50-100 reqs/second.. avg. that's.. alot.

2026-03-01 21:39:29 UTC

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because it kinda doesnt show super well zoomed out like this but i was trying hard to keep it to 50k.. and failed

2026-03-01 21:37:00 UTC

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it's all FEs, but yeah the wall is me going into severe emergency mode (spring into action)

2026-03-01 21:34:24 UTC

I also like this one. Never forget greenpeace paid 5M fiat$ for this, and now AI is like, .. sorry for your loss. They coulda bought bitcoin at 20k, 5M and prob saved their cause. #skullofsatoshi #skullcrew
https://i.nostr.build/emPZVe1DyX1LVJ5s.png

2026-03-01 19:53:44 UTC

Connections have stabilized, yessss... I am pretty happy with this. Checkout the story of my weekend, in graph format.
https://i.nostr.build/L6JKjkaBPwMCtDdQ.jpg

2026-03-01 19:27:30 UTC

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that forearm strength to hold a whole basket of books like that 😂🔥

2026-03-01 18:18:58 UTC

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it does have a nice stats page to look at without even installing anything extra. then I use telegraf to pull the stats from the stats socket and show graphs in influxdb

2026-03-01 16:57:42 UTC

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I use haproxy, it's my fav 🔥

2026-03-01 15:17:08 UTC

GM! the relays seem to have survived the night 🎉 ~25k active connections this morning, still ramping more than it should, but better than it was.. this is far more than it should be for how many users there are of these services. now that i have some breathing room I'm going to try again to root cause why I can't seem to expire these connections fast enough without resorting to wholesale blocking at the IP layer.

2026-02-28 21:16:43 UTC

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i had a freakout moment, my internet was suspiciously down during this whole thing, and i had to scramble to set my DNS TTLs back because I forgot they were set to 60s for the move. thankfully only cost me an extra 6$.
that'll get your blood pumping. 😂 surprise bills no bueno.

2026-02-28 19:16:23 UTC

Actually was kindof fun, fending off the DDoS last night. Haven't really had that much excitement for a long while. Once i got back online and sighed relief that they failed to balloon my bills or anything and reminded me that, nostr shit is real shit. It may just seem like failure and a lot of GMs to most but we are building a decentralized network that has made 'the list'. Our biggest users are the ones trying to stop people from communicating. They have a lotta moneys, but we have source codes and many nodes.

2026-02-28 10:36:09 UTC

Nostr1 relay operators, rate limits have been put in effect on all relays due to an on-going DDoS attack. Since I have never had to turn this on previously, I am curious if it will have any impact on you. If you see a 403, that means you are on an hour cool-down, and may have your IP blocked for longer if we start to tip over. If you see a 429, try to back off or you will be put on cool-down. The limits should be fairly permissive, but since we have never had to do this before no doubt everyone and their apps are used to unlimited rates.
That's all for now, stay tuned or hmu with any questions via the usual channels. If you need adjustments made we can do that when I return from sleeps.

2026-02-28 09:03:37 UTC

my plumbing backed up today, then the relays backed up, and then my internet was offline. interesting day.. fuk.

2026-02-28 06:52:36 UTC

stuff is down.. working on it..

2026-02-26 19:28:13 UTC

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noe, don't do that, just search on your cache.. YOU are the search now.

2026-02-26 19:26:31 UTC

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i basically live in the replies feed. the one true feed 😂♥️

2026-02-26 17:19:23 UTC

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this is wild, is this costing you as much as a developer in credits yet? any tips for credit conservation?

2026-02-24 21:29:06 UTC

I published my first most basic spell. I'm wizard now. https://grimoire.rocks
https://i.nostr.build/LMVDzy6Ifb91hfqI.png

2026-02-23 21:37:15 UTC

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how dare you tempt me by saying cyberdeck via your ai summary! now i expect you to go and immediately build a cyberdeck for your cyberdeck to make up for dis 😁😁😁🏝️

2026-02-23 21:16:45 UTC

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i simply don't care. apple is a good example of an attempted takeover of personal compute, and it will fail just like microsoft. (but in a 'successful' way like you said). i spend all my computer time resisting this no matter what it takes, in my personal and professional life. because i am in it for the tech and a firm believer. woz is sad for what happened. and he should be.

2026-02-23 19:05:53 UTC

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100% it is, and it's both normal users with lots of time on their hands and sophisticated attacks meant to harass people off the protocol. This is based on my own observations of the pattern for the last 3 years..

2026-02-23 18:58:13 UTC

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yeah, sorry @Seth I was unable to implement nip29 for relay.tools.. It's somewhat of an unfortunate fork in nostr imho that added so much complication to the backend I just could not justify adding it yet.. I was also waiting to see if "it takes off", which it did not seem to. The stickyness of users frequenting group clients was just not there due to manybugs and lack of native clients/notifications.
I believe some nip29 clients can still use 'normal' relays but the moderation and basically everything is not supported.
I still think relay feeds as groups themselves, are super nice and accomplish much of what we want in a nip29 group. So that has remained my focus (relay centric clients like jumble, relaytools-android, yakihonne)

2026-02-23 05:48:50 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-02-23 05:27:23 UTC

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sometimes that happens when you plug the hose in the wrong end of the shopvac.. 🐛🕊️

2026-02-21 20:10:44 UTC

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Yeah, I mean.. might as well just let the servers fall over trying to serve it. Because soon, if you're not in the training data, you don't exist. That's why I optimize for serving it vs. blocking it. That's how we win.

2026-02-20 08:28:34 UTC

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uhh, with the external drive.. 😂

2026-02-17 19:13:21 UTC

@nprofile…9ftk @nprofile…0704 @nprofile…m4p2 I'm doing relay billing sweep today, what y'all think, still want these relays or nostr ded.. ? I appreciate you either way 🫡

2026-02-16 19:25:17 UTC

@Silberengel , going to attempt a filter of thecitadel now. this will require some time during which the relay will have no events (but will still be online and accepting new ones).. then i will backfill the filtered ones.

2026-02-16 00:49:54 UTC

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they'll nerf it's capability immediately anyway (all the models) rip gpt4o

2026-02-15 05:14:19 UTC

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all good, ya sorry to crash your thread. I did spend a lotta time discussing the architecture with some that had used it, and nobody had run a server or could explain anything about it. do you for example, see anyone on there in your 'feed' from a different homeserver?

2026-02-14 22:18:39 UTC

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i think i broke nip05 lists .. 😭 karrot reported that. havent had time to dive in but the tldr is, they still verify but using them as a list may have un-intended allow of more than it's supposed to.

2026-02-14 21:15:25 UTC

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WOA or Web of Access a combination of sources relays can use for access control lists. Sources include: nostr lists, nip05 domains, lightning payments and scores lists that are calculated based on your nostr network, or custom integrations/apis.

2026-02-14 01:16:59 UTC

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put up a chat or shut up 😂

2026-02-14 00:49:47 UTC

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ur fine craig. i was askin freethinkin'
https://i.nostr.build/RfXW3JSCx4dJ0BJl.jpg

2026-02-14 00:44:27 UTC

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dope af

2026-02-14 00:25:40 UTC

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yah true, and if it's good enough bot, people prob don't care.. welp, pack it in. :)

2026-02-13 23:44:18 UTC

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yeah, and it's not like I was posting ANY events. I was simply reading with a simple subscription. They run a filter service that does this to all relays, and yet they block in return. LAME. /me is annoyed

2026-02-13 23:19:13 UTC

nostr.wine cutoff my IP addr. good thing it was on vpn.. 😭 i may remove it from my list as i wasnt getting any notifs from it and just noticed..
IP limiting is so lame, like, all i was doing is trying to stream from it with strfry router.

2026-02-09 23:57:57 UTC

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yet you endorse the same system which made these topics strong 😂 that's ok. learn we will.

2026-02-05 23:37:41 UTC

throw some shrimp on the barby mate
@nprofile…m4p2 did i get that right? 😂
https://i.nostr.build/g8m2MqP8JfGuoR93.jpg

2026-01-31 07:03:39 UTC

dead internet theory, came to pass, and then all humans ran their own bot farm agents.. nobody actually used the internet directly anymore. it became all about how good of an agent you could afford, to interact with the online world. using the internet directly would leave the human a drooling brainrot zombie after very little exposure.
-tales from 2027

2026-01-31 01:23:25 UTC

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nah, specify by client. here ill make it easy, damus and primal. singlehandedly holding back DMs since 2023

2026-01-31 00:25:38 UTC

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it does sound neat. is a simple webhook enough for sending a push notif? what server would be listening to accept it?

2026-01-30 18:25:12 UTC

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whew ok 😅 good to know. Ill keep an eye on what time it is, these last few relays should finish transfering today and I'll be ready to cutover to the new server 🎉 tho it is nebulous exactly how long it will take, esp if any of my spot checks fail, but all looking really good so far.

2026-01-30 17:35:57 UTC

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oh, you're doing this now'ish? hm. how many events is it? citadel currently has 13 million events, which equates to 30GB on disk.