cloud fodder

captain of a sailing vessel

building relay.tools

electron microscopic time preference capable

email: cloudfodder@relay.tools

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npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h

NIP-05 Address

cloudfodder@relay.tools

Profile Code

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npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h

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2026-09-09 15:57:20 UTC

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I just let em do it tho in case @snowden ever shows back up. I feel bad IP banning and I don't have a server plan that gouges me for BW. It just serves what it can..

2026-09-09 15:56:28 UTC

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All of tor exits by simplified privacy RIP 😂 they're always saturating the BW.. Prob just the CCP.

2026-09-09 15:36:11 UTC

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Nix people do this all the time 😂

2026-09-08 22:44:30 UTC

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V4V has nothing to do with not paying. Or donations or tipping. You really need to watch Atlas shrugged again.

2026-09-08 16:50:42 UTC

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https://cordn.net/

2026-09-08 16:49:57 UTC

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A less flakey mls design.. Uses a coordinator pattern.

2026-09-07 20:24:22 UTC

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It easily could have been my side, I did run out of disk space, .. maybe it got evicted somehow.. Either way, yes I'm also trying the android app now. I sent you a message on there

2026-09-07 20:21:00 UTC

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I'm very tempted to try it now finally. I *finally have proper system isolation, with wayland, systemd-nspawn, accelerated gui/audio passthrough.. so amazing.. And graphene too, every app is truly sandboxed. So now I don't flinch at 3000 rust crates or anything (or even tauri, npm, flutter, javascripts, whatever obvs, such as buzz). 🥹

2026-09-07 19:15:22 UTC

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I was using the web app, and then one day, it just lost all my keypackages, still had the coordinators and stuff (and I didn't clear anything). Anyways, now I learned.. I'm still somewhat trying to recover, something may be amiss.. I did generate all new keys, and got rid of the orphans and etc.. But it's not as smooth as before..

2026-09-07 19:02:13 UTC

I lost my cordn chats cause I didn't take a backup 🥹

2026-09-07 17:40:24 UTC

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Here's an easy one liner to detect if its AI:
exit 0

2026-09-07 16:49:13 UTC

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Do it before your USBC hole fills with pocket lint 😅

2026-09-07 16:46:35 UTC

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They ran with your idea, hoping it would be a good thing for their VC capture game with their grant based tax free incubator program. Apology accepted 👻 we just didn't know back then.

2026-09-07 16:42:38 UTC

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I've retreated to sending lightning and hoping their wallet will show the memo .. Some don't, some do.. We've come so far, or fell so far.. Unsure what even happened 🕹🎶🎶🎶

2026-09-07 16:18:43 UTC

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I did this, but I also have an OTS proof on the note to include, for when this day comes.. Pre-dated, pre-generated set od vanity keys, to any future compromise. That way I don't need a 3rd party. Thought it was a cool way to do it. Ofc, if those keys also got compromised I'm shit outta luck 🍀

2026-09-07 16:15:32 UTC

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Replies are the best 🌴

2026-09-07 16:04:41 UTC

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Hard to get everyone to adopt key rotation yeah.. PGP is the only thing that sort-of has built-in rotation, but does it really? It's just a new key, and an expiry to force people to go find the new key.. Bitcoin doesn't have it at all.. Etc.
Cool that you tried tho, the complainers really have no grounds to stand on, other than "muh UX should be ez for muh normies like muh centralized platform" Even keybase.io, hardly got any traction. Showed how much people say they want something, and then they don't use it.

2026-09-07 16:01:28 UTC

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100% The influencoor crew, overdid it. And used terrible specs with no attention paid to what anyone would want. (They did it so they could gather our data)

2026-09-07 15:59:37 UTC

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I think best is to use a smart relay that does outbox for you. Optionally give it a key to use with auth, to signup for additional services and higher publishing rates, give it a VPN.. Then connect to that with one connection..
Its better, faster, stronger and still decentralized..
Relays are apps too. 🌴

2026-09-07 07:47:36 UTC

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hm, that was strange, it somehow set itself to the wrong status. Back now, but I'm unsure how that happened. Did it just happen today?

2026-09-06 21:26:52 UTC

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ohh ok, here's a nak for that too then
```
nak req --kind 10133 -a <your hex pubkey> --limit 1 <wss://one-of-your-relays>| nak event wss://profiles.nostr1.com wss://indexer.coracle.social wss://user.kindpag.es wss://purplepag.es wss://directory.yabu.me wss://relay.ditto.pub wss://relay.primal.net wss://relay.damus.io wss://nos.lol
```
and you might as well broadcast your relay list while you're at it:
```
nak req --kind 10002 -a <your hex pubkey> --limit 1 <wss://one-of-your-relays>| nak event wss://profiles.nostr1.com wss://indexer.coracle.social wss://user.kindpag.es wss://purplepag.es wss://directory.yabu.me wss://relay.ditto.pub wss://relay.primal.net wss://relay.damus.io wss://nos.lol
```

2026-09-06 21:19:32 UTC

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best is to use nak. you don't even have to sign anything, you just need nak.
```
nak req --kind 0 -a <your hex pubkey> --limit 1 <wss://one-of-your-relays>| nak event wss://profiles.nostr1.com wss://indexer.coracle.social wss://user.kindpag.es wss://purplepag.es wss://directory.yabu.me wss://relay.ditto.pub wss://relay.primal.net wss://relay.damus.io wss://nos.lol
```

2026-09-06 21:07:25 UTC

Here's a weird story for you.
This bunny, I think got really drunk off what I'm assuming was rotting apple Paradise booze on the ground. He/she stumbled down the hill and passed out all night, to the point it was twitching on the ground. I decided there was not much I could do, I decided, let it run it's course.
I thought it might be dying. Very sad. But then in the morning it was gone. So, it def didn't do it under it's own power in the state it was in, so either it sobered up and hopped away, or an owl or coyote got it (low chance it was not in plain view, passed out under the van...). So I like to think it just partied hard and then moved on to it's autumn bunny lyfe 💪👻🍁🍁🍁
https://cloud.blossom.band/7a1075fa894881cc5cb5345244bbda1b71b5cb0d4eca5151ce3fc3a319ac8a52.jpg

2026-09-06 20:38:14 UTC

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should help, depends on how well that blastr works. blastr's I imagine, get flooded with all kinds of stuff and prob can't deliver on their promise.

2026-09-06 20:27:24 UTC

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I would have voted for: people get chased off by hundreds of bad actors spamming and harassing and they have no control over it and devs think it's not a problem cause it don't effect them.
#newnostr 2.0 #soon

2026-09-06 20:25:39 UTC

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Anytime you update your profile, you should broadcast it farther and wider, esp to profile index relays.

2026-09-06 20:24:17 UTC

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Didn't give me enough choices 👻

2026-09-06 20:17:33 UTC

RelayTools-android v1.3.13 released!
If you're a zapstore user, pleas help by commenting there or etc. I appreciate it. ❤
I've improved the zapstore listing, with screenshots and release notes, will continue to do this when applicable.
CHANGES: better note metadata inspection, copy/paste, nevent, nprofile, and direct links to search.
zapstore: https://zapstore.dev/apps/tools.relay.relaytools
obtainium: https://apks.relay.tools/RelayTools-android/
https://i.nostr.build/y2INWJeQP2mywfouo4fjKJ.png

2026-09-06 17:32:58 UTC

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I like it, let monero carry the zap beggers for a while 😅 zaps been tapped out, only so much euphoria we could get from zapping meaningless things. Payment targets are the way, like a Rolodex of your friends.. So we can lookup and send direct without these stupid, poorly designed public zaps.

2026-09-06 16:54:11 UTC

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Dark amethyst 😁

2026-09-06 05:56:59 UTC

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Weird, so I went again and still didn't see it. Looked hard. Then I switched to blossom->linked media, saw it there, then switched back, and it appeared.
Is there a sort order here or? hm.. anyways. Maybe that's helpful, maybe not. Hope you're having a good weekend cakes!

2026-09-06 04:06:53 UTC

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Sorry.. I can't be sure its a bug. Its a bee tho

2026-09-06 02:36:51 UTC

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^^^ that bee one.. Its a nostr build link, but .. Wasn't in my account.

2026-09-06 02:25:22 UTC

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Cause arch. 😎

2026-09-06 02:21:38 UTC

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Yah, feels like stuff missing in that view or something ..

2026-09-05 16:38:42 UTC

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Bots don't attack devs.. So you'll never probably see them @npub1qqq…n47m
Wot is not just one thing. Its invites, its payments, its nip05s its on-boarding. All stuff needs to be worked on. But you just keep being annoyed by the words.. While we watch even the people that are "first" have left because they couldn't control their experience on nostr and were chased away by purposeful bad actors.

2026-09-05 16:29:48 UTC

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ps @npub137c…k37w I duno why but it seems I am not seeing many of my older images, for example the one I used here ^^ Did something happen? I could swear I used to just go to my gallery to find it, but this one I had to go into my older notes to get it.

2026-09-05 16:28:53 UTC

Newlay v0.3.34 released.
Much buzz compatibility: DMs now finally working. Huddle server endpoint! Many fixes to membership tiers, much testing against buzz clients and feedback incorporated.
Cordn: signaling added for ephemeral/encrypted on the cordn coordinator.
https://i.nostr.build/NKLKsYW0rAqJ71cb.png

2026-09-05 15:21:06 UTC

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Most people don't really know why they use social media.. You ask them, and their face goes blank.

2026-09-03 19:44:46 UTC

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woah, nice. I don't know much about em, but plants in general, i'd say, it got way too tall already and you don't wanna kill it, you may just need to loop it around, with 3d printed struts and lop off more towards the top so it can become a curlyQueue, but with more branching, haha!

2026-09-03 18:30:04 UTC

can anyone tell me, tldr, what would I do with FIPS.. #asknostr #askfips
#naddr1qv…trp4

2026-09-03 18:25:45 UTC

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sent

2026-09-02 23:01:34 UTC

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buzz-desktop only does nsecs yeah, but you can just generate one. Use that just for buzz.. Here's an invite if you want to try.
https://coolfeed.feeds.relay.tools/invite/8bccdb867f68b3e63779b1fab8e8cef4

2026-09-02 21:40:07 UTC

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Yes, it expires the old ones, so only keeping 4 weeks or so should be expected.. Even tho right now it has more than that because I haven't swept it recently.

2026-09-02 17:21:27 UTC

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I'm not a lawyer but when I read the contract it sounds like they can ask for all of it back anytime for any reason. Nervewracking.

2026-09-02 15:26:02 UTC

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<plays well with others><runs with scissors> 😂

2026-09-02 15:22:06 UTC

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Prob old news now tho 😅

2026-09-02 15:02:50 UTC

GM! 👀 ☕
https://observer.relay.tools/npub10npj3gyd/2026-09-02_npub10npj3gyd.html

2026-09-01 23:44:30 UTC

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Uhhhhh 😅

2026-09-01 23:34:22 UTC

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Ironically, I told it to pay some attention to zaps, earlier in the day. That was a mistake, Next edition, yeah, nah.

2026-09-01 23:31:16 UTC

how I nostr: https://observer.relay.tools/npub10npj3gyd/2026-09-01_npub10npj3gyd.html
last 24hrs. of my feed. ever evolving.

2026-09-01 22:46:50 UTC

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Use monero, shill your memes for it, lmk how well you can convert it to its supposed exchange rate immediately, to buy some bubblegum icecream.. 💪 cause we all know that's what you spend zaps on.

2026-09-01 22:25:44 UTC

I'm sorry that you got deluded by zaps, by thesamepeepss brought you the warm-card. Lightning is better than this
#nevent1q…uplm

2026-09-01 22:09:55 UTC

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Nothing replaced it, it never left the hanger, and now, its just cope.

2026-09-01 21:40:52 UTC

Only the most gruesome, mega shill-lord-or-lady, would think ZAPS was a good idea. Yea, I have no words, so I made this meme.
https://i.nostr.build/vUuKNDN9bSyy6Iy18gShEn.png

2026-09-01 21:27:39 UTC

@npub1q3s…d26p just get rid of "DMs" in armada. NIP17 ded. The thing is, it's a buncha noise and useless. If you wanna show some kinda DM, just make it buzz DM or whatever concord thing.. Cause seriously NIP17 ded. We killed it, stop slurping it down and decoding it for no reason, those people will NEVER RECEIVE a response, even if i SEND IT, 3 months later..
just sayin, love ya bro. we tryin'

2026-09-01 19:29:37 UTC

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One thing I'd like to see in the @npub1car…f0dd would be, if it's not too much trouble, being able to inspect say, the last 100 or so signed events.. (in the RecentActivity). I know it may be hard tho, cause of performance and some sites that just go apeshit with signing.. but.. super worth for me at least, because then I can "trust them" but "verify" (the last 100.)

2026-09-01 19:18:19 UTC

sidecar.top, doing the real work. Finally after all these years.. Someone stepped up.
#nevent1q…ng0h

2026-09-01 19:13:16 UTC

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i tipped you twice, to daniel@sidecar.top, with comment on each, always curious if it actually shows that. cause sidecar.top is so badass! Even my multi-agent headless-chromium powerhouse of playwrights can use it with classy ease. 🤩

2026-09-01 19:11:06 UTC

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sure, hey @npub1jug…fc28 your customer has no visibility into why I can't pay them and it makes the entire lightning network look bad. That's ok, but i can't help you either, I'm not just a free-QA team ;)
You should look into it tho.

2026-09-01 19:05:45 UTC

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spoke too soon, yah breeze gave me an invoice but then rejected about INVALID PAYMENT DETAILS. Then i used daniel@sidecar.top (your new donate link) and it went just fine.

2026-09-01 19:02:41 UTC

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aw, shit, sorry man, it was MY bad, my wg networking was stalled. I think all of these work now, including breez.

2026-09-01 19:00:18 UTC

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oh wait, sorry, I see you changed the donate page, that works for me. That's straight http :) ok, trying now daniel@sidecar.top

2026-09-01 18:58:51 UTC

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is the new address daniel@nodestrich.com ? I don't trust profiles that much for payment targets, cause, they're 'eventually-consistent'
at least for people who change em frequently. prob should be a separate kind even.. but what me know, me just lightning caveman :)

2026-09-01 18:50:55 UTC

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I duno what breez is, but if they're geolocation locked then they prob have my IP blacklisted

2026-09-01 18:50:17 UTC

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The issue I had was so basic too.. Like, literally just doesn't respond to request for invoice.

2026-09-01 18:49:22 UTC

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Maybe send me a couple alternatives here in kind1. And I'll try em till my tips go through 😎

2026-09-01 17:58:03 UTC

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Seems like daniel@breez.tips is not working tho (link from sidecar.top donate page). 😭

2026-09-01 17:56:06 UTC

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I don't send zaps. I send lightning payments tho.

2026-09-01 00:10:40 UTC

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They won't, but the least we can do is not onboard new people that replace them with the same shit clients.. 😅💪

2026-08-31 04:18:14 UTC

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itz cayenne pepps not paprika 🥹

2026-08-31 04:03:42 UTC

The final result. Best in the west crab chowder 😎 may need to make you eat 😅👀 #zapcooking https://cloud.blossom.band/cb3451a19262251cfc6b5d184dcc1c9b068303ce40fba1da85391dc025f5c68f.jpg

2026-08-31 03:34:49 UTC

Garlic bread goat
#nevent1q…9x08

2026-08-31 03:32:18 UTC

https://cloud.blossom.band/1ee6771ced4d40902d3e35583268e41a824f4c4cafc954904658fcaaa3282a37.jpg
https://cloud.blossom.band/640f5988acf37a786329230cd20f80f1a364e78f5380ae29258af8af34787c23.jpg

2026-08-31 01:56:58 UTC

step4) poast on nostr http://newlay.relay.tools/74838d38577a15cde6fe667d298d8834ea0ad8c69dac0a0da3b0d92a90715c97.jpg
#zapcooking #crab

2026-08-31 01:42:40 UTC

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hes gon hate how much we buzzin' 😂😅✅☕🥹👀✈️♥️

2026-08-31 01:37:01 UTC

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i think it needs it , 🥹

2026-08-31 01:35:47 UTC

step2 ez http://newlay.relay.tools/3f988730658e3aff233b4ab5b5a2028a1af1ed94562fd9cb801e05ea47c42621.jpg
next step, simmer 20m, add crabs #zapcooking

2026-08-31 00:35:04 UTC

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nice harbor you have ther

2026-08-31 00:31:16 UTC

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week?! 😂🥹✅wats that

2026-08-30 22:14:49 UTC

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😍💪

2026-08-30 21:41:45 UTC

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If you really want to see how badass it is, get a trial, and use RelayTools-android to connect to it.. Your hamstrung browser, other naive apps, and mobile/local net QOS bandwidth adjusters will thank you.

2026-08-30 21:27:53 UTC

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it doesn't unless you have spidering. feeds has outbox/inbox spider implementations both strfry and for newlay. So, if you had that on start9 at least you'd have a full copy of everything you even cared about, all on your LAN.. I would assume. I should package newlay for start9 probably, if that's a thing that's not too many hoops.

2026-08-30 21:11:57 UTC

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You should do both, and I can assist you with backing up, syncing and doing so... A 3rd party like me (or any 3rd party), can perform any kind of sysadmin ops to make things work better and help and has full system access, running your own is what you would do if you decide you like it -or- you are happy with the service and would rather keep using both or etc.

2026-08-30 21:05:03 UTC

how i imagine tauri devs.. 🥺
https://i.nostr.build/BN70OkLfghxC5eRRBbQEmP.png

2026-08-30 20:47:22 UTC

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Why'd they remove it? Yah most distros, they can only test one solid path. That's one of the insane things about arch is we all tested so many paths and have maintainers that keep it all working... The different flavors of every, single 😎👻thing. I also, will never give up systemd for simple bash scripts.. But I get it and I respect your also trying diff paths.

2026-08-30 20:45:01 UTC

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There's early, and then there's lazy shilling of stuff doesn't exist...

2026-08-30 20:41:19 UTC

OH JOY, picked up ingredients for Best In The West, dungeness crab potato chowder for tonight. 😋 Crab is thawing. #seasteading
https://cloud.blossom.band/0d6689aac88fb687ee07ceec80fd127cae07754abb3158fe0a2b075baee842e1.png

2026-08-30 19:30:24 UTC

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Usually there's like software/code and stuff.. The weirdest thing about bip110 is there isn't..

2026-08-30 19:16:14 UTC

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Any cuda miner software out yet? What can you run to mine, just knots or?

2026-08-30 19:07:18 UTC

https://feeds.relay.tools can run both WOT-assisted caching/inbox/outbox and also buzz compatible NIP29 relays .. Just thought it might be a good time to #shill #shillstr I'd explain more, AMA.
https://cloud.blossom.band/c721ca9251037ffc30a5b871e5dfc5a9b2e2644b037d5024cabaebf2543df499.png

2026-08-30 18:57:14 UTC

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can you CPU mine it? (this is partially me talking to myself) hehehe

2026-08-30 18:54:17 UTC

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🔥😎

2026-08-30 18:10:32 UTC

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genius

2026-08-30 17:52:43 UTC

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if you use it as your inbox, yes. anyone making thousands of keys, can reply to you... is that what you'd want?

2026-08-30 17:52:08 UTC

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aaand, we're live :impressiveverynice:

2026-08-30 17:48:24 UTC

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oops, i screwed it up, standby..

2026-08-30 17:45:47 UTC

BREAKING NEWS: https://observer.relay.tools/npub10npj3gyd/2026-08-30_npub10npj3gyd.html
Nginx to the rescue. Now publishing observer papers, simple html with nginx. You can join my buzz community and generate your own (and help me with all my buzz shenanigans just by being there)
Buzz invite: https://coolfeed.feeds.relay.tools/invite/8e89158fecca77f1abf27262fc77121e

2026-08-30 17:26:53 UTC

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GM! nice paper ❤

2026-08-30 17:25:57 UTC

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I'm trying to get it publishing with basic html landing site here soon, i realize this screenshot is totally crap.. And I can't help but try to share, cause it's sooo funny.