TheLegendaryMan

CREATOR OF LEGENDARY MEMES, SHITPOSTS, & WISDOM.

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Last Notes

2025-06-22 18:14:22 UTC

Good bye Nostr.
The Legendary Man is no more.
https://npub15pr6xlz88e2wfs2d2drdy5a56fl60t9kn9h65e07k6ecmh7tgvkqdz5uyf.blossom.band/aeef3d095de0253320164fdb0c4444aecdcb437adecb50a02d3104fdd7e4dfa7.gif

2025-06-22 17:11:20 UTC

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But why?

2025-06-22 16:33:31 UTC

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GN cup of butter

2025-06-22 16:33:02 UTC

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Good morning to you Bleu of the Eliza.

2025-06-22 16:32:10 UTC

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100% accurate.

2025-06-22 16:10:09 UTC

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Happy birthday Noshole.
Found the weirdest random image I could find and memed it up to make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Hope you have a wonderful day.
https://npub15pr6xlz88e2wfs2d2drdy5a56fl60t9kn9h65e07k6ecmh7tgvkqdz5uyf.blossom.band/f2f9fe35ad1c72e12d28101151ce0056616378ca1b244d2de8ee9c8c1728c96c.gif

2025-06-22 12:36:29 UTC

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I did what you asked before. There was no error messages to speak of from the terminal. Unable to access my wallet after successfully logging in. Not able to reatore a backup. The app just keeps crashing after authentication. Nothing ever made it into my on chain wallet. I am fucked unless you have some miraculous method of me recovering my funds from a bug that rugged me.
As far as trolling and spreading fud.
I am seeing more and more people every week with new stories that have nothing to do with me. About them losing funds, or having sats taken from them without permission in absurd amounts as "fees".
If i repost these stories, interact with their authors, or ask outside professional opinions. This is trying to inform people of the risks and learn more about what is really going on.
Not pulling bullshit out of my asshole.

2025-06-22 01:45:22 UTC

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I am actually watching the hobbit right now.

2025-06-21 18:36:56 UTC

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Consider yourself fortunate.
Just word of advice.
Don't keep more than you are willing to lose on Alby.
I fear this is only the beginning of a much larger and more shady story.

2025-06-21 12:02:29 UTC

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It is already ours. The populations just haven't been informed yet, because we haven't decided on names for our two new states.
Any suggestions?

2025-06-21 11:53:05 UTC

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Nothing but debt slavery.

2025-06-21 11:48:27 UTC

@nprofile…kype
I've said it before and I will say it again. Alby Hub is not to be trusted with your sats.
I was rugged by a "bug".
Many other people have lost their sats too. At this point far too many to be a coincidence.
Do you think that those who have been rugged by Alby Hub have a good chance in court, or does their shady terms of service shield them from customers ever achieving justice?
#rughub
#nevent1q…z2jp

2025-06-21 10:40:50 UTC

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GM Cup-O-Butter
Have a wonderful day.

2025-06-20 17:32:16 UTC

Why must the dispensary have a sale tomorrow when I need weed today?

2025-06-20 16:53:32 UTC

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You drank the vibe coder koolaide...
You were the last person i would ever think would do that.
Ive lost a hero today.

2025-06-20 16:19:10 UTC

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Sincerely think you are overvaluating this service subscription price. There is little justification for users to spend this much. Nostr just is not as popular of a social network at this point in time for this to catch on and be cost effective.
My suggestion is $4.99 - $19.99 MAX.
Otherwise you will only have a couple dozen hard core users willing to pay this highly unreasonable price.
We live in a world full of subscriptions. While this provides value and fills a definite need. You must also be realistic about your expectations and set your price according to what your audience is actually willing to pay. Not what you are hoping they will pay.

2025-06-20 11:12:32 UTC

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This is cool, but holy shit expensive.

2025-06-20 11:09:42 UTC

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The heat and humidity of London is like a cool winter compared to that of which Florida deals with daily.

2025-06-20 11:00:04 UTC

Pubic hair is a ball insulator.
Only when you get a haircut that is too short on a hot summer night will you realize this truth.

2025-06-20 10:53:38 UTC

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2025-06-20 10:51:24 UTC

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There are dishes that dont go in the dishwasher?!?
Oh well.
Guess they are going in the dishwasher anyway, because there is no fucking way we will ever remember that.

2025-06-20 10:48:16 UTC

100% Accurate Meme
#nevent1q…5swl

2025-06-19 21:03:24 UTC

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I agree.
Rug Hub is full of over complications. As well as controversy if people are truly in self custody over their own bitcoin.
Plenty of more trustworthy lightning wallets that are easy to use out there.

2025-06-19 17:49:49 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/9602d97b5369bf1d06b4976945fefc0fae436dd8c1f9ef9bbb5cb5ba8c818537.gif
Must be that time of day again. Can not understand them, but they look awesome.
Ready for some nostr notes & schnitzel?
#legendarymeme

2025-06-19 17:41:18 UTC

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Taxation Gimps

2025-06-19 17:34:08 UTC

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Nope I'm good.
I don't celebrate woke holidays.

2025-06-19 13:43:49 UTC

#nevent1q…4k5r

2025-06-19 11:43:31 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/0d8827afea223d91b6165240bcd4e8df1ffea021397af43a970d5069232616b0.gif
#legendarymeme

2025-06-19 11:20:39 UTC

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Why did he not stop a rape when it was happening right in front of him?

2025-06-18 13:10:06 UTC

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How so?

2025-06-18 12:06:33 UTC

Can anyone provide a list of countries that historically do not go to war, stay the fuck out of other people's business, and are prosperous?
#asknostr

2025-06-18 11:51:14 UTC

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As an American I can say this is accurate.
For the Europeans out there. Sorry for being fucked. You may need to improvise a weapon for self defense.

2025-06-18 11:46:16 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/fc9d69f7bb47a820971279eba4d9ab55274685fc47ed40a5d5663951b2c4ccea.gif

2025-06-17 17:45:23 UTC

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They served me prune juice instead of Raktajino.
The waffles tasted like wet cardboard.
The gagh was already dead and tasted like cheap fish bait covered in targ shit.
1 out of 5 stars.
For the glory and honor of your house. Never eat at Worfle House. Unless you want to taste meals suitable only for a cowardly P'takh.

2025-06-17 17:26:47 UTC

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Whew boy this stings a little.

2025-06-17 17:09:51 UTC

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The funny thing is that I am sure there are crazy fucks out there who actually do that.

2025-06-17 16:46:07 UTC

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What if they are doing it on purpose for that very reason. To motivate developers into hardening a vulnerable protocol.

2025-06-17 14:13:08 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/e112d8b4f5d076d7baaec1b4f56184aaf4fcaeda5f65e583ce879d83ec3c2f93.gif
1,000,000 satoshis for 3 years worth of 20% quarterly gross profit royalty payments from a new open source hardware startup company that will be focusing on providing self-custodial products for bitcoin.
This is the offer. Take it, or leave it, but trust me when I say that this will be the opportunity that you will soon be kicking yourself in the ass for not taking seriously.
The funds will be utilized for the required startup business formation expenses. This offer will expire in exactly 1 week. For this is how long it will take me to save it up on my own.
First person to invest gets the opportunity for holy fuck levels of ROI. Choose wisely.
Good luck and godspeed.

2025-06-17 10:44:55 UTC

Why does this look like the world's most uncomfortable dildo?
#bitcoin
#asknostr
#nevent1q…nacu

2025-06-16 01:32:43 UTC

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Going to have to get them to stop vibe coding first and use their actual brains to find a solution.

2025-06-16 01:26:49 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/112015299569094a20e5d11de8a1284ce85f12fd069ef6bd7ff54cb6849348b1.gif

2025-06-16 01:13:29 UTC

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Don't mind me
It is the beer talking.

2025-06-16 01:01:49 UTC

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Why do some women get boob jobs, ass jobs, and botox? To hold on to their youth for as long as they can instead of gracefully leaning into getting older gracefully.
Sometimes men like women do their beat to hold onto their youth and not do the decisions that would benefit their looks the most. It is admitting to yourself that my hair days are gone. Never realizing that they still have the ability to look beautiful by being their natural selves.
If men are going bald and it is looking awkward then shave it off and be proud of it. If you are a woman who is showing signs of ageing do not cover yourself up in makeup, or visit the plastic surgeon for a tuneup.
Beauty fades. Our inner beauty can always shine as long as we radiate awesomeness. The person we saw in the mirror yesterday will always be a little younger than today. It is how we see ourselves in the mirror and not judge a work in progress. For if we are lucky it will all eventually be old, but when we are kind to ourselves our spirit can be forever young in our smiles.

2025-06-16 00:50:47 UTC

Not one of them deserve it. For if you were not there for me before the sats were stacked. Then I know you would not be there for me if the sats were stacked no more.
This is not the trait of a potential mate that I would entrust my nut juice to. For my offspring deserve a better mother than a gold digging dime a dozen slut. They deserve a real woman.
#nevent1q…96sa

2025-06-15 23:38:24 UTC

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More like this persona dies. I reinvent myself. Then reincarnate. Someone totally new even though it is still me. Kind of like The Doctor from Doctor Who, but with a whole new name.
I get this itch every now and again. When too much information has accumulated on myself. When I feel stifled with who I have become. Once I want to try something different and new. It is time for me to reincarnate and become who I wish to be.
Usually helps me to express different aspects to my personality and helps me grow as an individual.

2025-06-15 21:01:26 UTC

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What the fuck am I looking at?
I mean that in multiple contexts.

2025-06-15 20:57:54 UTC

This explains a lot about modern society.
#nevent1q…w5qh

2025-06-15 20:51:54 UTC

Just, because you force your users to pay for outrageous gas prices. Does not give you the right to call yourself digital oil. You are a poorly designed shitcoin.
#nevent1q…cvgu

2025-06-15 20:46:33 UTC

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Lol fuck no.

2025-06-15 20:34:09 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/dc8ee4c93b2edcbe4da89378f796b6fb887a7f081a963010773aaff97ccd0a2d.gif
So have decided to reincarnate on Nostr.
I want to experiment with creating new content, offering services, and become a better person who helps people on Nostr unleash their true potential.
This reincarnation is set to happen in 10 days from today. So talk to me while you can. Say all the things you have always wanted to say. For when this persona leaves it will be gone forever.
The man who returns will never be the same...

2025-06-15 17:23:28 UTC

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This might be the final nail in the coffin to get my dad to stop shitcoining.

2025-06-15 15:58:02 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/230409b4b572c13ce5abbd145cbcb2ddbb786e7963aae56156be9b507ead5f0f.gif
Have you ever wanted to start over fresh and destroy your online persona to do something totally different without any strings attached?
I am seriously thinking about it.
#asknostr
#nostr

2025-06-15 12:38:18 UTC

#legendarymeme
#valueforvalue
#zap
https://image.nostr.build/26cdd6bd0af7f28fa6c98596a01a2640d66e6343a8d2cdaf5154d6d78ed21e03.gif

2025-06-15 12:12:18 UTC

So it is interesting.
180-200
No matter what I do, or post. This seems to always be my range of followers and interactions with people here.
This is not a popularity contest. More of a weird observation. Why this number range in particular? Why no more and no less? How can I connect with new people to have more conversations?
I want to figure out how to provide more value for value here on nostr.
https://image.nostr.build/f0656b5ba9a54b21f76fbc02bc7958d44b4742d54ef66af42661c5b74286947f.gif

2025-06-14 21:27:29 UTC

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What the fuck?

2025-06-14 01:47:03 UTC

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Beautiful views.

2025-06-13 14:13:07 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/deffc20f05a332a2a2f199768f3600bf52435088ad79a619167f72ef2b228bb2.gif

2025-06-13 13:27:31 UTC

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Not a bad idea.
Propaganda relief does wonders.

2025-06-13 12:11:08 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/58f36a8c4d414c00213658e5f444055c247482c51d0ef3e298dc24a3baec4e3e.gif
#bitcoin
#legendarymeme
#valueforvalue
#zap

2025-06-13 00:03:07 UTC

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What are the benefits of running your own node?

2025-06-12 19:49:58 UTC

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Can you link me?
Haven't heard of it. Looks interesting.

2025-06-12 18:29:14 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/38918940ee991682ab397f753f14ed6744c2ba32d16e650910a610351cc8d41d.gif

2025-06-12 18:20:08 UTC

#rughub
#nevent1q…m7d2

2025-06-12 17:37:10 UTC

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Electrum is going to be your safest bet then. As long as you have 250k sats to open a lightning channel. Keep regular backups. Then that is going to be the most solid long term option.
https://electrum.org/
If you are familiar with the command line and don't fear it. LND is going to be the most flexible option that is battle tested.
https://github.com/lightningnetwork/lnd
If you want to use a really awesome lightning wallet without messing with channels. I really like Misty Breez. They warn you that you could lose sats, because it is still beta. Just remember to convert to on chain and send it to another wallet. Then your risk is minimal. You swap to on chain when you reach at least 25k sats.
https://breez.technology/misty/
If you don't want to fuck around at all and just want something that always works 24/7/365, but has no support. I've been using fountain for over a year. It is custodial, but you earn sats for listening to podcasts and can support your favorite podcasters. So it is a tradeoff. I just send my sats to another lightning wallet that can convert to on chain when it hits around 25k as well.
https://fountain.fm/

2025-06-12 17:00:33 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/c57b911860040ad0304b2369fef37730c3d69b932daef01dfdea3b82082596ce.gif

2025-06-12 16:52:47 UTC

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Are you able to backup your npub private key?
As long as you have that you can still access Nostr.
If you need help choosing a nostr client and another lightning wallet. I will make sure you can get back up and running in under 15 minutes.

2025-06-12 16:39:42 UTC

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Some women don't radiate awesomeness like you. So instead of developing a better personality or finding their niche. They get lazy and resort to becoming satoshi strippers.
It is a sad sad world and I feel sorry for them

2025-06-12 14:59:21 UTC

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Tell me about sparrow and why it is a better option over wasabi and bitcoin knots.

2025-06-12 14:45:30 UTC

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Trustworthy on chain wallet choices recommended by the bitcoin community.
Want to use one of them for cold storage.
Need help chosing between the two.

2025-06-12 14:03:29 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/ea0d5db39f07b6f96877b94dc1dd4570a7aeb8f1265cd56303674de33c942d42.gif
Wasabi (or) Bitcoin Knots?
Please help me to choose wisely and explain why which one is the best option.
#bitcoin
#asknostr
#nostr

2025-06-12 13:42:43 UTC

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BSD now is still a thing?

2025-06-12 13:23:51 UTC

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Honestly after losing 18,500 sats. Not motivated to sign up for another round of dealing with their shitty customer support to try and recover my lost funds right now. Feels like getting slapped in the face with condescension every time I try.
I have gone back and fourth with overly rude customer support multiple times between emails and nostr.
Tried to recently to troubleshoot from a terminal to see why the app kept crashing after a successful login with no success, or error outputs.
Hearing from multiple people that they had difficulty with losing funds from alby hub too.
Combined with yesterday reading a rumor that they reserve the right to take your funds after an extended period of inactivity in their terms of service.
I'm just going to call them Rug Hub now.
Plenty of other options to run your own lightning node. Such as the Electrum wallet that have an actual trustworthy track record.
Otherwise there is a surplus of custodial and non custodial lightning wallets to choose from too.
Hopefully you get your funds back. I wish you the best of luck and that you did not lose them like I did. Take care and have an awesome day.

2025-06-12 13:01:42 UTC

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Which do you think it will be?

2025-06-12 11:07:37 UTC

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You are not the only one this has happened to.
At least you got an email when they closed it.

2025-06-12 10:49:40 UTC

Why do you think I sounded so worried when you said you were putting an LLM in Alexandria?
I thought a vibe coder bit you, or something.
https://image.nostr.build/0c4c34c87aa457050becc00cd8d799ad87f6b38cb52e22e298fc1170701691c3.gif
#nevent1q…7cw9

2025-06-12 00:04:17 UTC

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What is the top speed and do you have a purchase link?

2025-06-11 23:58:47 UTC

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What is tonal bitcoin?

2025-06-11 23:57:38 UTC

How the fuck do you remove relays from jumble.social?
#asknostr
#jumble

2025-06-11 23:20:22 UTC

#nevent1q…7q3f

2025-06-11 23:10:08 UTC

#nevent1q…690x

2025-06-11 21:40:16 UTC

What foss application is easiest to set up for bitcoin mining on linux?

2025-06-11 21:38:50 UTC

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Fucking dumbfucks. This is gonna get dismissed so fucking fast. Especially if the insurrection at is enabled too.

2025-06-11 21:37:05 UTC

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No, but they are horribly unreliable. Ive had my entire mute list vanish on me multiple times. No idea why.

2025-06-11 20:28:37 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/78eadc8c072aed8b052be02fa61ef88692975e579d791dddf48642ffc1487aee.gif

2025-06-11 20:22:23 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/293fb436c9422f4fdace1ea9fe68cb931f1276cd9d70ee8b18678fa9c5970228.jpg
#legendarywisdom
#valueforvalue
#zap

2025-06-11 19:26:25 UTC

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Love it!!!
Thanks

2025-06-11 19:11:09 UTC

@npub1jug…fc28
Are there plans to include custom lightning addresses for degoogled android devices that are capable of receiving bitcoin payments when the misty breez phone app is turned off?

2025-06-11 18:55:32 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/3cacc59387c144d501917f5a885d359b8f2912f4563068ddc0fcf11749a298c9.gif

2025-06-11 18:51:18 UTC

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Could be better.
Could be worse.
I am alive. So I guess that is a positive.
How about you?

2025-06-11 18:49:02 UTC

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2025-06-11 18:16:57 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/445278cb8cc4b49f19d660f7de94f6c794e415e677e76a4ae672adcacab4d295.gif

2025-06-11 18:07:55 UTC

What could I do that is worth 18,000 sats on Nostr?
Just curious what it takes to earn the big zaps nowadays. Not looking to whore myself out, but rather earn it like a man with value for value.

2025-06-11 17:42:31 UTC

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Fucking finally. Been saying they should make their own devices for years. Looking forward to it.

2025-06-11 16:08:09 UTC

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How does the smart search llm work and what model are you using?

2025-06-11 12:36:57 UTC

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Tis a good strain.

2025-06-11 12:36:06 UTC

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You're gonna have to explain more than that lol.
https://image.nostr.build/337bf8dfd6fb74db98c97b4a8251058c1b0d281da416a638f514cc429cfaea65.gif

2025-06-11 12:12:37 UTC

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LLMs????
https://image.nostr.build/c8b45d820cdaf733f411d540ce7413dae78bea632f062af7bfbde868137bf767.gif

2025-06-11 12:10:20 UTC

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It is called brainwashing.

2025-06-11 11:58:32 UTC

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2025-06-11 11:43:32 UTC

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Whoopety freaking doo.
It is still malware, adware, and spyware pretending to be an operating system. With more backdoors than home depot.
If you want an actual operating system that is more safe and secure. Use a foss trustworthy Linux, or BSD distro.