TheLegendaryMan on Nostr: They served me prune juice instead of Raktajino. The waffles tasted like wet ...

They served me prune juice instead of Raktajino.

The waffles tasted like wet cardboard.

The gagh was already dead and tasted like cheap fish bait covered in targ shit.

1 out of 5 stars.

For the glory and honor of your house. Never eat at Worfle House. Unless you want to taste meals suitable only for a cowardly P'takh.