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2025-12-05 20:29:56 UTC

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If you cant tell from this post, it’s a good idea to mute or block @npub1m8e…90j5 … I thought I had him muted but the fun thing about Damus is the deletes don’t work and the mutes are meaningless! 😂
🫡
https://i.nostr.build/BBz9EGady6uiJJ1x.jpg

2025-11-18 11:00:20 UTC

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Add me to the list of interested parties

2025-11-17 10:23:24 UTC

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Greenwich is that fancy area…

2025-11-15 23:39:51 UTC

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Brazilian jujitsu?

2025-11-13 15:26:59 UTC

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I like what you’re doing @npub153x…ryu8 both designs are bad ass. The white should be the regularly level high end and the black should be black label high end. I’m guessing all your products are high end. Can’t wait to try them 🫡

2025-11-13 14:59:31 UTC

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Maybe now that we have vine the T stands for telecommunicating?

2025-11-13 14:58:08 UTC

What is nostr?
#note1n8l…yvav

2025-11-13 14:57:27 UTC

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Nerds, ⭕️s, and scammers texting retards?

2025-11-13 13:24:26 UTC

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Gold is fascinating from a material science standpoint.

2025-11-13 13:20:00 UTC

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You should practice the mental defense techniques they allude to in Inception. If NHI are real and can cause people to have vivid dreams like Joe Rogan talked about last week, it might be a good skill to have. Same line of thinking as the NSA guy that talked about building up psychological defense mechanisms to help him do tasks in black projects. 😂 #conspiracy-str

2025-11-13 13:15:35 UTC

I’ve had a bank close my account and send my money to the state this year.
I also sometimes log in to old bitcoin wallets. Those accounts never get closed. Those sats will never be sent to the state.

2025-11-13 13:08:03 UTC

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You just have to buy bitcoin and ignore the keynesians and the cantillionaires.

2025-11-13 13:05:41 UTC

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I think they’re already doing this. Maybe it hasn’t released yet. Where you set how you want to pay and merchant sets how they want to receive, so you just pay a square reader/register with bitcoin and if the merchant wants dollars they receive dollars. Smooth on both ends.

2025-11-12 11:10:10 UTC

Work hard, walk quietly and carry a big stick. But if they ever stop paying you, go to war. Kill everything first and ask questions later.

2025-11-12 11:00:49 UTC

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Remember, brevity is the soul of wit. I’m curious what you guys are talking about but it’s too wordy and not clear enough examples 😂

2025-11-12 10:55:49 UTC

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What’s going on here?

2025-11-12 10:53:47 UTC

Lightning feels like a shitcoin. I still use it occasionally, but on-chain bitcoin is the only true innovation in the space.

2025-11-12 02:31:42 UTC

You can’t buy happiness, but you can earn it.

2025-11-11 11:12:26 UTC

Adidass
All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sydney
Sweeeney

2025-11-08 14:09:58 UTC

Christmas tree has been up since last Christmas! LFG! It’s the season mfers

2025-11-08 14:05:30 UTC

Blessed to be working OT today and tomorrow 🙏😵‍💫

2025-11-02 13:51:02 UTC

Best way to start your day is an espresso macchiato and a LFD double ligero, until you have to 💩
#coffeechain
https://i.nostr.build/31rhkpN3WVu3zMQC.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/WsM4YFejoU6Iwxh6.jpg

2025-11-02 13:42:27 UTC

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It has something to do with user statuses, which is an option in damus settings appearance, but no way to edit or turn off

2025-11-02 13:40:10 UTC

Why does every post have one random song attached to it but damus has no way of displaying it when making a post. Why does it show up? Where does it come from?

2025-11-02 13:27:03 UTC

The only other social media I have besides this is email. I doom-scroll all day on there.

2025-10-20 14:31:18 UTC

Does anyone have a good way of acquiring audiobooks? I prefer to get the .mp4.
Audible blows because you have to use their platform to listen and pay.
Apple same as audible.
At least the google play store will let you download the mp4 or whatever file it is.
If your answer is “torrents!” please specify what client, site, etc if you can
Also does anyone use any sites to buy used books? I like thriftbooks but that’s the only one I’ve found that seems decent.

2025-10-19 15:40:53 UTC

Book Tracker app lifetime license is #worththesats

2025-10-18 16:10:49 UTC

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China. So hot right now.
https://i.nostr.build/D77UHomfM7Hmbke8.jpg

2025-10-17 20:19:18 UTC

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A picture of my coke. 7.5oz but it gets the job done.
https://i.nostr.build/90pRH2ZCZ3m27N8K.jpg

2025-10-17 20:05:44 UTC

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Lastly, I wouldn’t call my post a lie. It’s more of a Gedankenübung.

2025-10-17 19:51:54 UTC

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You hate to run out of coke. Nothing better than having 2 or 3 cokes.

2025-10-17 19:40:47 UTC

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Ah yes! Cuban Bee!!

2025-10-17 19:36:14 UTC

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That’s the one

2025-10-17 19:35:47 UTC

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2025-10-17 19:35:12 UTC

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3000 in 12 hours right?

2025-10-17 19:33:05 UTC

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They used to say if you ask a man and a woman their body count, if you want the real numbers, divide by 3 for the guy, multiply by 3 for the girl.

2025-10-06 22:38:29 UTC

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Maybe this is the solution to wanting to do yoga but can’t get off nostr 😂

2025-10-02 00:39:35 UTC

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It looks like you were just using the wrong platform, mate! 🫡

2025-09-30 13:41:14 UTC

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#note1qy9…l0pz

2025-09-30 13:40:20 UTC

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#note10p5…y332

2025-09-30 13:38:31 UTC

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They won’t service my house. It’s in a busy city in a busy area. The street over has fiber but they don’t want to run it to my street. I hope they all go out of business and starlink becomes as fast as fiber.

2025-09-29 20:40:58 UTC

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Damn these are gone already?!

2025-09-29 10:21:52 UTC

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GM, happy Monday!

2025-09-28 21:39:38 UTC

Pubs and npubs… 🍻
https://i.nostr.build/YWs5nb33uU3j6s4I.jpg

2025-09-28 12:57:10 UTC

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GM! Time for coffee and a shower! Ooo maybe coffee IN the shower! 🤔

2025-09-28 12:55:12 UTC

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It’s the first one most of us heard of. But yeah there’s a lot of them and why not switch it up and take a different one every 3-6 months. Keep zee worms guessing!

2025-09-27 22:05:52 UTC

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In 🇺🇸

2025-09-27 22:05:34 UTC

Does anyone have any recommended phone service providers?

2025-09-27 21:37:21 UTC

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Learn something new everyday!

2025-09-27 21:06:00 UTC

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I don’t know what that is but it sounds awesome 🫡🙏🫶

2025-09-27 21:05:32 UTC

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Interesting stuff! Thanks 🫡

2025-09-27 19:35:34 UTC

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Look at dish!

2025-09-27 19:32:52 UTC

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I still don’t fully understand it or why it’s called that but I think I like it. Eat clean, work out? Something like that?

2025-09-27 18:35:19 UTC

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🫶

2025-09-27 18:35:06 UTC

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Judging by this note, when it comes to baiting, AK is a master.

2025-09-27 18:33:09 UTC

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But YOU curate your own feed! 😂😂😂 stop following bots and AI accounts. Look through the list of people I’m following. If they don’t seem like a real person I don’t follow them and if I do follow them and it turns out they’re annoying or AI bots, indefinite mute them. Find people you like and go through their follow list.
That’s why twitter is all about who follows you and who you are allowed to interact with,
While nostr is about how many people you follow and who you choose to interact with
Good luck brother! 🫡

2025-09-27 10:05:19 UTC

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Also i technically never said that you said that you don’t like nostr.
You said “nostr sucks…”
And I quoted you 😂😂😂😂

2025-09-27 10:03:59 UTC

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lol I’m sorry I was very groggy. Trying to be funny but had to get up an hour and a half earlier this morning because all my guys wanted to do a six am start and I’m dying 😂😂🙏

2025-09-27 09:32:56 UTC

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The reading between the lines here says “nostr doesn’t suck, you do” 😂😂😂 jk but use that follow button and your problems will melt away 🫡🙏😂🫶

2025-09-27 09:31:32 UTC

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You must not have learned about the follow button. 3k follows gets you a fresh as hell feed with a lot more content than just bitcoin. Get in my follow list and start clicking. Nostr gives you the power to fix things yourself.

2025-09-27 03:05:05 UTC

One last PSA before bed:
I hear a lot about people struggling with snoring and trying many things to stop it like with a CPAP machine, or special mattress, power incline bed frames, special diets, sinus surgery…
The PSA is you can just buy knock-off breathe right strips on Amazon. Best sleep ever.
Even if you don’t snore, why wouldn’t you want to 3x your breathing capacity while you sleep.
People tend to stop breathing a lot in the middle of the night. It’s just your involuntary breathing hitting the peak resistance for taking a breath in. Open up those airways.
Breathe in life. Sleep is when you heal, give your organs and muscles oxygen when they need it most. During recovery.
I love you all. Good night for real this time 🫡🫶

2025-09-27 02:46:10 UTC

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@npub14q8…ct2x out here doing the lords work 🙏🫡

2025-09-27 02:25:29 UTC

This might just make me laugh but I’m a lazy comedian.
Imagine, if you will…
A talking butt plug singing “Hello darkness my old friend..”

2025-09-27 02:21:14 UTC

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I have tried the nut butter.
I plan on trying the wine and the clarified butter.
The nut butter was amazing and I’m guessing the wine and clarified butter will also be good.
I wonder if you can make a meal out of just butter, nut butter and wine 😂😂😂
You guys make nostr more interesting and nothing makes it feel more real than products-for-sats!
Thanks for the zap @npub1n88…teq3 I’ll be placing an order soon. Working the fiat mines tomorrow so the sats will flow like warm butter.

2025-09-27 02:12:12 UTC

This world is a test. Be sure you pass! 😂🙏🫡
#note1h0c…6gnx

2025-09-27 02:10:24 UTC

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Everybody hits a speed bump now and again. I only start to worry when I hit a new speed bump in a school zone 😂 jk
I try so hard to be positive and encouraging, I want that to be my purpose. But more often than not I’m telling people online that they’re idiots or trying to explain my own nuance of idiocy 😂🤷‍♂️
I’ll try again tomorrow to be positive but I have to work at 6 am so my positivity may not kick in until later in the day 😂🤣
Also I have a special blend of retardation where I can make myself laugh so I think I’d do pretty great in astronaut training or solitary confinement.
This has nothing to do with anything but I guess it’s something to think about. Post me something good to zap tomorrow. I’ll be at work trying to maintain my sanity and your posts are always making nostr more interesting 🫡🫶🙏🤙😎

2025-09-27 02:03:07 UTC

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Your wallet seems messed up. I tried to zap you but it says invoice not found or something

2025-09-27 01:55:49 UTC

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I appreciate the great content 🫡 hopefully everything’s ok. This world is like Peter Pan’s lost world, you need only to believe brother. Consciousness begets the material world, not the other way around. And that loneliness turns into peace if you keep trying to make your future self happier than your present self. 🙏 god speed dog. See you tomorrow. Come back for the zaps, stay for the good time 🫶🤙😎

2025-09-27 01:51:08 UTC

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🫶 god willing indeed

2025-09-27 01:46:46 UTC

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End of service?

2025-09-27 01:32:04 UTC

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For something crazy like 20 years the DOE only closed nukes. I don’t think they issued any permission to build any until these two pups came along. Why is anyone waiting for government approval to do anything 😂 build zee nukes!

2025-09-27 01:03:10 UTC

Went to change some bills to $20 at one of the credit unions I use by my house. The manager informed me that because I had no transactions in 2 years they closed my account and sent my money to the state where I can try to submit a claim to get it back.
Thankfully I bought bitcoin and as of 2 years ago there may have been as much as $5 in the account, I think it was $1-2 though.
This is why I #bitcoin
I never would have guessed my bank account would be closed from lack of use. I always assumed it would be because I was on some list or said something online someone didn’t like.
🤷‍♂️🫡🤙

2025-09-27 01:00:18 UTC

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What’s going on? I heard the DOE considered these two recent reactors built a success and declared that they want 200 online by some time and only have 198 more to build. Was that at the 2023 Dec UN Climate change summit? Climate change is BS but the discussions around ramping up nuclear energy production was intriguing.

2025-09-26 20:25:24 UTC

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Get a hard cap.

2025-09-26 20:24:16 UTC

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I’m by no means a fan of Udi. I think he’s some government plant or mossad.
However, after speed reading through this it appears he has a far more reasonable and balanced opinion than a lot of people and explains it decently.

2025-09-26 20:14:48 UTC

@npub1uzt…qtrh brother! It was like two days ago you said “please be patient, I’m waiting on jar labels and I’m just one person”, two days later it’s on my doorstep. If this is the future, then the future is bright! Thank you for putting so much effort in and making an incredible product 🫡🙏🤙🫶😎

2025-09-26 00:26:44 UTC

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😂🫡 this is the way..

2025-09-26 00:07:08 UTC

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This account is hilarious 😂

2025-09-25 18:52:49 UTC

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Nostr folk just need to work that follow button a little more. Not to brag but I’m kind of following over 2k people and my feed is always fresh. Run your own nodes too!

2025-09-25 18:10:17 UTC

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Is it in the start9 or community downloads?

2025-09-25 16:37:33 UTC

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I’m not mad at anyone, I just wish someone had said to me “be careful you idiot!” So I’m trying to pay it forward 🫶

2025-09-25 16:35:18 UTC

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Working* in one of the earlier versions. And you’re right I was reckless because I didn’t understand what it was. That’s why I want to let people know, it’s not bitcoin. It’s a side chain and things could technically go wrong and you could lose your shit because it’s “so private” and you may not “have recovery keys” if the “backup button doesn’t work” 😂
https://i.nostr.build/WOiEtwsmwlftxQGK.jpg

2025-09-25 16:32:52 UTC

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It was a pre-hack, technical issue. The backup button wasn’t work.

2025-09-25 10:30:15 UTC

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I think it was LNbits but it’s been like a year now and I’ve given up on recovering and moved on to warning others 🤙🫶🫡

2025-09-25 10:29:00 UTC

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Actually I think twice now you yourself referred me to Gandalf. So you’ve heard this all before. I apologize to you if you make nut stuff where nuts don’t get lost and I only ever post on your stuff and not his. And I’m not trying to bring up old shit. I don’t expect to see those sats back. But I do think I paid a very hefty price to be allowed to shit all over nuts any time I want 😂😂😂

2025-09-25 10:26:09 UTC

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I’ve come to accept that those sats are gone so you guys may need to accept that I’ll be posting on any note with the word “nuts” in it to watch out for losing your funds 😂😂🤷‍♂️ you guys are probably doing way more for bitcoin than most people, but I like to think being a Paul Revere of lost sats is a useful job too 🫶🫡🙏

2025-09-25 10:22:57 UTC

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Yes we talked. He said he could maybe get them back for me when he shut the original mint down and said it had happened to several people. He was sorry which I appreciate but sorry doesn’t bring back 1.6 million sats. Anyway I never got them back after the mint shut down.

2025-09-25 01:22:26 UTC

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Set up your wallet for:
⚡️⚡️⚡️ZAPS ⚡️⚡️⚡️
⚡️⚡️⚡️ZAPS ⚡️⚡️⚡️
⚡️⚡️⚡️ZAPS ⚡️⚡️⚡️

2025-09-24 22:38:50 UTC

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Something strange indeed…

2025-09-24 22:20:40 UTC

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Yeah but decentralizing the hash and when it hits …. 😬 😎

2025-09-24 21:43:43 UTC

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Damn! I almost did that this summer but new neighbors with small kids moved in next door and I decided to hold off. I’ve met them since and it turns out the neighbors smoke 😂😂🙄

2025-09-24 21:40:29 UTC

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My man! This hits. I’m an electrician. I think a lot of people land somewhere on the spectrum of having pulled back from engaging with the public beyond what was necessary after Covid. I didn’t stop working but 100% stopped doing all side work. Maybe I’ll get back into that….
Thanks for sharing!

2025-09-24 21:28:50 UTC

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I just solo mined for 6 months with no luck so I switched to ocean for a bit before I try again 🤷‍♂️

2025-09-24 21:27:11 UTC

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Gorgeous! I’ve had such bad mold, mildew and pest problems in the past I’ve suspended my growing until I can get a “clean room” set up. A tent, UV light, sprays, mycelium, filtered fans blowing in and out, and I still couldn’t get it under control.

2025-09-24 21:20:51 UTC

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Why do Israelis spit on Christians? Is that a Jewish spell to protect the people you’re spitting on?

2025-09-24 21:07:06 UTC

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Working them out is always good but you may have to stretch more to avoid DOMS. And be aware of what time of day you exercise and stretch. If I work out and stretch right before bed I wake up sore as hell. I also don’t do lunges to avoid hip issues. Wall sits, squats, sumo squats, dead lifts, farmer’s carry. 🫡👌🙏💪

2025-09-24 21:00:43 UTC

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This will fix you. Lower yourself and breathe deeply for 30-60 seconds per side. This will relax your hip flexor, the secondary support muscles, and fascia. You need at least 30 seconds to relax the fascia which exponentially improves the stretch because it wraps around your whole body. Also stretching hip flexors, quads and lower back will help relax your whole body as those biggest muscle groups release endorphins.
https://i.nostr.build/Ap7OBIyKQgQZk67Z.png

2025-09-24 20:39:42 UTC

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For that shitty piece of plastic? What did tariffs drive up the price?

2025-09-24 20:31:59 UTC

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Have you forgotten the death spike and intense mortality increase and cancer rates increase for all ages after the vaccines? People can’t be this uninformed after five years, it’s 2025. What’s your reasoning for why Pfizer tried to bury all data for 75 years and skew VAERS reporting numbers? At the end of the day Satoshi was right about more than bitcoin. “If you don’t get it I don’t have time to explain it to you.” Just keep vaccinating yourself and this problem will solve itself I guess.

2025-09-24 20:27:07 UTC

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Also why in the fuck would any good parent trust a public school after the last five years?