chriso
Chriso🇺🇸🇦🇺🦘⚡️

chriso@npub.cash ₿ 🥜💰

Damus Tesflight Club Member, Simplex Nostrich Group Member, ⚡️Node Operator, #plebchain, CPA, Joined NOSTR at block 768797.

Public Key

npub147wy3decmxy3vs9u4nse80ha7nkcydt7zdge8lc9gk8ddglh4t6qudjwdr

NIP-05 Address

chriso@nostrpurple.com

NIP-57 Address

chriso@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs2l8zgkuudnzgkgz72ecvnhm7lfmvzx4lpx5vnluz5trkk50m64aqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduwek02y

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nos.lol

relay.damus.io

nostr.dodge.me.uk

Author Public Key

npub147wy3decmxy3vs9u4nse80ha7nkcydt7zdge8lc9gk8ddglh4t6qudjwdr

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Last Notes

2024-09-27 12:27:34

GM Nostr🤙🏻☕️🫂

2024-09-26 15:16:49

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Prevent paper ₿itcoin, move sats to self custody often🤙🏻

2024-09-26 14:05:08

GM Nostr friends….now the scammers want Litecoin. I think this is the first time I’ve seen this. 😂 https://image.nostr.build/74e0e74b284aa8cb931baa6097aae547bc63c3b4f91170d54dbe841291428945.jpg

2024-09-25 18:40:21

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Those are southern black parrots.

2024-09-25 14:44:55

@npub12r0…9qrx @npub1nqx…3quf @npub1ym5…pdvw just got a notification my new kicks are coming from Hong Kong😳 https://image.nostr.build/2059b2fe8227d367b48fdef33050b681d31085a8a3da31ab26acb47f5805327b.jpg

2024-09-25 01:21:57

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I only eat twice a day, been thinking I might a fast. I’m think it would technically be 36 I guess. Basically two nights sleep and one day. Idk, just got it on my mind after a recent podcast I listened to. Still thinking about it for now.

2024-09-24 13:19:51

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Great recap Vic, hate I missed this. Completely forgot about it. Any chance it was recorded and will be published later?

2024-09-23 14:36:15

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GM Sai☕️🤙🏻🫂

2024-09-23 14:26:23

Ever wonder what stance the IRS takes regarding Online Crowdfunding? Well here's your answer.
Online Crowdfunding Tax Guidance Reminder: The IRS released a reminder to taxpayers regarding the guidelines for the tax treatment of distributions and contributions from online crowdfunding. Crowdfunding is a way to raise money by soliciting contributions from a group of people via a website. For distributions made from a crowdfunding website or its payment processor in 2024, a Form 1099-K (Payment Card and Third-Party Network Transactions) must be filed with the IRS and to the person or entity that received the payments if the reporting threshold is met ($5,000 for 2024). Receiving a Form 1099-K doesn't automatically mean the amount reported in Box 1 of the form is taxable to the person receiving the form. Whether crowdfunding distributions must be included in a recipient's gross income depends on all the facts and circumstances of the distribution. Generally, money received as a gift is not included in the recipient's gross income. Fact Sheet 2024-28.
Question of the day.... what's the difference between gifting funds to a crowdfunding site and sending zaps? I say nothing......
Have a great day playing in the NOSTRVerse....🤙

2024-09-23 11:34:24

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GM Pen…have a great day. Great phote friend. 🤙🏻☕️🫂

2024-09-22 19:19:58

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Theme doesn’t seem to hold though. 😢

2024-09-22 19:18:27

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Those look sweet too. This is the first pair of Nikes I’ve purchased in forever.

2024-09-22 19:06:28

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The upper accent and tongue tag. May be a bit of a stretch on color but it’s close enough.

2024-09-22 18:45:52

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This will be my first pair so will see how I like them. Hopefully they won’t be too uncomfortable. 🤙🏻

2024-09-22 17:59:53

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Well I guess if the shoe fits….😂😂😂

2024-09-22 17:58:31

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I’ve pretty much just watched for sugar and carbohydrates. Thanks for
The additional information.

2024-09-22 17:57:11

Hey @npub12r0…9qrx @npub1ymt…pxnz I decided it was time for some new kicks. Whatcha think? Are these boomer shoes? https://image.nostr.build/3dccfc8c5ff2d27cb506f7d867ecd8d21bdbea24fe5f437f37b161f3fa8505f0.jpg

2024-09-22 16:47:33

Since starting #carnivorediet I’ve had some issues with leg cramps. I recently found this supplement and have given it a try. If you like lemon lime Gatorade, it has a very similar taste, just a bit more salty. From
What I have learned so far about carnivore diet, this product is an acceptable supplement. https://image.nostr.build/6ebe3079d37cef5d2396e238f3acbe3246ae67f06e52309781afad3806d5be8d.jpg

2024-09-22 16:37:08

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While you feel my comments blur the lines between church and state, I feel that it’s putting all Christians on notice that we are on duty as “Watchmen” and it is the Duty of the Watchman to sound the alarm. I have simply sounded the alarm and it appears you have heard it. The blood is no longer on my head. Have a blessed day my friend. 🫂
““Son of man, speak to your people and say to them, If I bring the sword upon a land, and the people of the land take a man from among them, and make him their watchman, and if he sees the sword coming upon the land and blows the trumpet and warns the people, then if anyone who hears the sound of the trumpet does not take warning, and the sword comes and takes him away, his blood shall be upon his own head. He heard the sound of the trumpet and did not take warning; his blood shall be upon himself. But if he had taken warning, he would have saved his life. But if the watchman sees the sword coming and does not blow the trumpet, so that the people are not warned, and the sword comes and takes any one of them, that person is taken away in his iniquity, but his blood I will require at the watchman’s hand.”
‭‭Ezekiel‬ ‭33‬:‭2‬-‭6‬ ‭ESV‬‬

2024-09-22 15:47:08

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Left out a the last slide😖 https://image.nostr.build/721141cc9fb19152ddaeb23372195159de20ea9e95988547b8524c976459418f.jpg

2024-09-22 15:46:04

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GM BitBees🫂🤙🏻☕️

2024-09-22 15:35:42

GM friends here in the USA…45 days until the election. While we all promote self sovereignty and sustainability here, we still must live in a society that is managed by a select few in DC. Here’s some things to remember as you hopefully go to the polls this November. https://image.nostr.build/747bff9a0529f21f99c8ab60c765d619c84fc057024f5ce5912b94bf8e6f5a3a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/dc7069cc2a42c4160f648fb306938fbc5193a97789af9cfa80844163b477c4a7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/ff2b47b9e7f851e13e52fcaa597dffa183fa3ccef3968f3c6b1aa838b36a093c.jpg

2024-09-22 15:29:37

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💪🏻👊🏻

2024-09-22 15:24:49

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Corn, if you run you a lightning node, check out @npub1get…0nfm Hub. I do like @npub1hcw…h9rq but noncustodial lightning hits different and you route all the payments. 🤙🏻🫂

2024-09-22 15:22:52

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GM FrogFren🫂☕️🤙🏻

2024-09-22 12:14:02

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GM Mark, have a great day friend 🤙🏻

2024-09-22 12:03:33

GM ☕️🫂🤙🏻

2024-09-21 14:50:56

Next step in my #carnivore diet…get in the gym. I’m lucky enough to have a high school USA Powerlifting Champion /gym rat as a nephew. Get access to a world class powerlifting gym in his backyard.
Also proud to say he built the gym with hard work and his own money, accomplished all his powerlifting accomplishments on his on, 98% with his own research and hard work. Showed up at meets without a coach or trainer (because he didn’t have one) and showed everyone how to put up lbs. I’m forever proud of this young man who, from the beginning, has had the world again him.
This is a reminder to never give up on your goals. 💪🏻🤙🏻 https://image.nostr.build/75eda7b490fc4ea8f4129b397e8b3b421c587e832fb277e823a938d6a6496a29.jpg https://image.nostr.build/7b902fb57ab1566f65c7571dbb732980aeb74dc6c477d15616823aa47b746c46.jpg https://image.nostr.build/4a748afcc7b65b14823215fc956312f1af8c7a88f95e7d69a8c640450c8e0c9b.jpg

2024-09-21 14:05:05

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GM, pretty sure #bitcoin is designed so that the more you learn, the more there is to learn. It’s like you think “if I can just complete level 1 of the game I’ll be satisfied” then when you do, you realize level 2 is staring you directly in the eyes taunting you “come on, give me a try.” 😂🤙🏻🫂☕️

2024-09-20 22:06:07

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You pass🤙🏻🫂

2024-09-20 21:53:15

Have you secured a room on @npub1c0r…tlvg yet? If not, what’s the hold up?
It might make sense to get your room in case Corny Chat catches on. #Nostr #note1qmp…ax0v

2024-09-20 20:07:46

Pinterest App + Poshmark App = new clothes at discounted prices. If you like nice clothes and nice prices, give it a whirl. I recently made a few purchases (first time user) and found quality (new) clothing at deeply discounted prices.
If you’re playing in the Fiat world, sometimes you have to play Fiat games. 🤙🏻🫂

2024-09-20 19:59:18

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@npub1k7v…c04l
It might make sense to get a room on @npub1c0r…tlvg in case it catches on.

2024-09-20 15:24:24

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I second Unit of Count’s recommendation. Corny Chat is where it’s at. Get your own room setup and you can use it anytime you wish. @npub1yx6…7kza is almost always around and able to help if you run into problems.

2024-09-20 15:18:14

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No I’m not using their LSP services. I opened one private channel from my primary node to “The Bee Hive” (secondary node) so I send and receive sats via that channel, which is using my primary node for all the routes. If you load Hub on your primary node, it should have spending and receiving via any channels on the node.

2024-09-20 14:34:34

GM friends….I recently installed Alby Hub on my Lightning Node and wanted to share the following in case anyone thinking about doing the same.
Alby Hub on your Node will receive liquidity from your channels, but you will still need to fund the wallet. It will not use your Lightning Node liquidity as a spendable funds. While most people probably already knew this, I was originally under the idea that if I had 12m sats of liquidity on my node, the Hub wallet would automatically have access to those sats.
This was the primary reason I setup a secondary node to run Alby Hub. I still like my setup and will continue to run the secondary node that I’ve dubbed “The Bee Hive” but I don’t think it’s necessary. So don’t be afraid to load Hub on your primary Node. The sats that The Hub have access to are only sats you fund the wallet with.
Hope someone finds this helpful. Have a great day friends. Be sure and post notes and send zaps. 🤙🏻🫂🐝
#plebchain #coffeechain #lightning

2024-09-20 14:01:00

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Running a lighting node is the reward we all pay for with sats we contribute. It’s not lost, it’s value for value. 🤙🏻🫂

2024-09-20 06:10:49

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Welcome 🤙🏻🫂

2024-09-19 13:24:01

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I’m running LND nodes. The Bee Hive is connected to my main node via one private channel. So all routes go through my main node but my main lightning node funds are separated from Alby Hub. I did this as a test to see if it would work. It may be a useless extra step but I felt like it would protect my main node if anything malicious were to happen since Alby Hub still requires an Alby account. If it continues to work well, I’ll open a larger channel with my main node. For now, it’s just for zapping. 🤙🏻

2024-09-19 11:39:02

My secondary Pi Node (aka The BeeHive) has finally synced….
Alby Hub installed✅
AlbyGo installed on mobile✅
Self Sovereign Lightning Wallet Engaged💯
Now my node routes 100% of the payments I send and receive via my @npub1get…0nfm address. Feels like I just leveled up….💪🏻🤙🏻
Oh, almost forgot, GM Nostr, post notes and send zaps my friends. ☕️🤙🏻🫂 #coffeechain #plebchain #lightning

2024-09-17 12:53:32

GM Friends….got a busy start to the week on Monday and didn’t get to note much other than my grilling picks. Hope everyone has a wonderful day today. Still waiting on my secondary node to finish syncing to give @Alby Hub a test run.
For all that may be thinking a Pi is okay for running a lightning node, my pi has been syncing since last Sunday (9 days) and is still not finished. If you’re thinking of starting up a lightning node, do not waste money on a Pi. Use the funds to get a miniPc and you will be much better off.
Pi’s are cool devices for many things, but they are no longer suitable for lightning nodes. If you’re still using a Pi, migrate before it’s too late.
#coffeechain #plebchain #nostr

2024-09-15 20:43:50

7 day into #carnivorediet …tell me if
I’m doing it right or not. @npub1qqv…cn3w @npub12gu…fle6
@npub1kyk…ea0g https://image.nostr.build/5da0a0a5e8651e99d929fdde78b08e6b071a4ca74f624fbf68bfa0cb59933487.jpg

2024-09-11 02:13:36

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Hey ₿eth, still not headache yet. 🤞🏻

2024-09-11 02:12:39

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Day two….1/2 steak, two chicken thighs, water and black coffee. Had snack of fried pork rinds/skins and a small piece of cheese for dinner. So far no headache and not really hungry. If I can keep steak and chicken in supply, think I can do this. 🤙🏻

2024-09-10 15:19:53

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I’ve missed my morning v8 energy juice drink and my iced coffee the most. But that is quickly waning from my memory of existence. Gonna go weigh today just to have a point of reference. We don’t own any scales so I didn’t weigh when I started. 😂

2024-09-10 03:00:21

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Nothing yet. 🤞🏻

2024-09-10 02:41:44

1st 24h of carnivore…..made the day without any sugar, had a 1/2 steak and 2 chicken thighs for lunch, 3 eggs and 4 pieces of bacon for dinner, plenty of water throughout the day and a few cups of black coffee (nothing added).
Am I doing it right? @npub12gu…fle6
GN friends.

2024-09-09 03:42:36

GN Nostr🫂

2024-09-08 11:40:50

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When you say local Git, are you referring to GitTea?

2024-09-06 11:13:47

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That’s about right…..the joke is the guys dumping the money are the node operators 😂😂

2024-09-05 04:19:19

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Looks like they are having problems. I tried to do a test transaction for 500 sats and it just keeps saying: LND is getting ready to make payments…

2024-09-05 03:18:39

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I don’t recall having to do anything with fees for using the Node In the Phone. Are you just trying to pay a lightning invoice or send sats to someone? Or are you trying to fund the opening transaction ?
I had some crazy stuff happen to me after updating Zeus but it all revolved around managing my Lightning Node channels.

2024-09-05 02:58:49

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What are you trying to do? Are you using Zeus to manage your personal lightning node?

2024-09-05 02:56:31

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I know there’s a 50/50 chance I don’t put it back together correctly. But I bet my good mate can do it.
Good to see you Marie. Hope you’re doing well. The weather should be warming soon over there right? 🫂💜

2024-09-05 02:51:44

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What you up to friend?

2024-09-05 02:50:06

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That a serious coffee making contraption you have there. What does it look like put back together?

2024-09-05 00:20:03

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I’m assuming it’s a private room or something. I but I see RevHodl mention posting a link. Idk 🤷

2024-09-05 00:16:19

Everyone bailed on the room
And I can’t find where you went @Vic @npub12r0…9qrx @npub1lhe…w94n

2024-09-03 23:19:25

Well time back in the dojo. Looks like I’m taking the reins for a little while after all @npub1x3n…00qs https://image.nostr.build/650bc12f2ffd365f74522aa83e234476079008afd2fbf6ec09afffa55108e828.jpg

2024-09-03 21:25:44

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Cool, I’m in. Anything else I need to know? Is it just picking a team each week and all for fun?

2024-09-03 16:35:29

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Speaking of telegram, has anyone looked at @npub10qd…arpj as a possible replacement? I haven’t reviewed it yet, but based on some notes read recently, it’s a contender. 🤙🏻

2024-09-03 12:05:34

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Hey Coffee, what’s that?

2024-09-03 11:20:34

GM Nostriches, what Labor Day taught me…
1.) Never stay at a hotel with kitchenettes. Someone will cook at 10pm and the whole floor will smell like a$$
2.) I must keep laboring….I get back from my trip and my a/c is broken and car alternator is broken.
3.) Always try and pickup a few sats when they are on sale. (Grabbed so below 58k) and since in noting about it , you will too in a few hours 😂
There’s a reason the car windshield is large and the rear view mirror is small. Focus on what’s ahead. Have a great day frens. 🫂☕️

2024-09-01 14:13:08

GM freaks….wake up, it’s time to buy the #bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/421e064cfcfc7020dfa4078cd82468a01d9555fa989ecc775b0fdc52178e1298.jpg

2024-08-30 01:52:33

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I recently started watching Lost…😂

2024-08-30 01:51:52

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Looks really nice Jimi🤙🏻

2024-08-30 00:53:25

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😂😂😂😂😂

2024-08-30 00:44:45

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It is comfy and I haven’t even washed it yet. 🤙🏻

2024-08-30 00:41:46

@npub12r0…9qrx how do you not like red tshirts. I think this is my new favorite. @npub1ymt…pxnz I had to get a second one. 😂😂😂 https://image.nostr.build/43399c79f8f46b4ac7688db36bc6cf5e878a59505008dbeb174d2db4241857e7.jpg

2024-08-30 00:37:56

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This is how we did it 15 months ago. There wasn’t a zap button or NOSTR Wallet Connect back then. We had a blast. It only gets better the longer you are here. Have fun friend. 🤙🏻🫂

2024-08-30 00:32:38

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😂😂😂😂

2024-08-30 00:30:48

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You did it🤙🏻

2024-08-30 00:20:11

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Got to post an invoice. This is how it all started🤙🏻

2024-08-30 00:18:47

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Post an invoice for 75 sats and I’ll pay it. 🤙🏻

2024-08-29 23:35:53

@npub1gl2…70gt resurrecting this note for the all the new NOSTR users. Let’s see some proof of work.
First 10 invoices get paid. 🤙🏻
Welcome to NOSTR #plebs 🤙🧡
If you are new to nostr! ✅ Your first 75 sats invoice will be paid by sats philanthropy wallet🤙
⚡️Drop a comment with #newbie and I will zap you instantly 🤙
Or
⚡️Drop Your 75 sats invoice if you haven’t created yet ⚡️💯
How to create invoice?👀
⬇️ Download @npub1get…0nfm @npub1hcw…h9rq or any other ( custodial solution) bitcoin lighting wallet.
🍊Tap on receive and set amount 75 sats on invoice.
☀️Copy invoice LN URL and paste it on nostr notes here 🫡
Wait for magic to happen 🪄🤫
#plebchain #bitcoin #introductions #zap

2024-08-28 13:27:10

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GM Sia and crew🤙🏻☕️🫂

2024-08-28 11:19:49

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It’s a good recipe and super easy. @npub1xxd…kt7a is a really cool NOSTR client with lots of good recipes. It’s really cool how it turns them into a note like that. @npub15u3…05rq ad co have really done it up right. 🤙🏻

2024-08-28 11:16:14

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No, my son did when he was taking are many years ago. We thought it was cool so we framed it and use it as decoration. Just happened to notice it last night and thought about you two and wanted to share it with y’all. 🤙🏻🫂

2024-08-28 11:12:39

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Hey Mike, that note was from zap.cooking. 🤙🏻

2024-08-28 02:09:41

#artstr @npub12r0…9qrx @npub1ymt…pxnz https://image.nostr.build/2963da60e8f706de561b2d8d6c85f765b78e807f3f80b613a2019f701f44ee19.jpg

2024-08-28 01:54:48

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You just click receive, tell it how many sats you want to move, then generate an invoice and copy the address. Then click pay, paste the invoice address in the field, then select settings, choose the first hop(channel you want to move outbound from) and select the last hop (where you want outbound) to end up, and pay the invoice. This has worked really well in the past.

2024-08-28 01:43:51

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Changed all Chanel routes and it still went out and back in your channel. I’ll move on to RTL or something else to rebalance for a while. 😂😂😂

2024-08-28 01:37:26

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Well TKay, I tried using different channel to rebalance and it still went out and back into your channel. I gonna try one more time and attempt to love sats to a completely different channel and then I done rebalancing with Zeus until I hear something from the bug report. 😂😂

2024-08-28 00:24:16

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Will do.

2024-08-28 00:23:35

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I have changed anything except updated. I’ve used the feature before to rebalance channels…create a receive invoice, copy the invoice address, pay the invoice and select 1st hop( where I’m moving outbound from) and the last hop (where I want the outbound go to). It’s always worked for me until the update.

2024-08-27 23:44:31

@npub1xnf…lpr5 is there a bug with channel rebalancing? I’ve attempted t o rebalances and the payments are not taking the correct routes.

2024-08-26 04:34:10

GN NOSTR🫂🤙🏻

2024-08-26 04:29:23

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Followed 🤙🏻

2024-08-26 04:18:12

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Well it depends. Do you think a censorship resistant free speech platform without boundaries is worth your time? If so, your I’m the right place. Welcome to the party. 🤙🏻

2024-08-26 04:12:59

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Welcome to Nostr. 🤙🏻🫂

2024-08-25 18:51:00

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The sweet smell of race gas brings back memories of going to the drag strip with my dad. 🫂🤙🏻

2024-08-25 18:43:47

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GM friend☕️🫂🤙🏻

2024-08-25 11:30:08

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I did the same thing back in January. Have fun with it.

2024-08-25 11:24:45

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GM ☕️🤙🏻

2024-08-25 11:24:21

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Naw, it’s never a bad idea to buy an s9. 🤙🏻

2024-08-24 13:01:25

https://cornychat.com/WalkTalk

2024-08-24 11:57:22

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Welcome Bat Tender🤙🏻🫂

2024-08-24 11:54:11

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GM Chef, those figs look awesome. ☕️🤙🏻🫂

2024-08-23 12:31:47

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Weather is starting to get better for it. Hopefully I’ll be doing something soon.

2024-08-23 11:27:11

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Hey Doc, you might reach out to @npub1dld…fd8s since he’s also in the field of medicine and accepts ₿itcoin at his clinic. There may be hurdles he’s already cleared that can help your situation. Have a good day 🫂☕️🤙🏻