Matty-kun

Christ is King
Apologetically imperfect
Shitpost extraordinaire
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2026-09-11 01:08:03 UTC

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NCTV is not barred to anyone outside of NC. I just lack the budget to advertise meaningfully. So, instead, while I try to work on other projects to make enough money to get it in front of people, I refine it so that if/when it does become "big", it works well and people have fun using it.

2026-09-09 12:15:28 UTC

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You seem like the type of guy who believes being abrasive is a good personality trait but you also feel bad that no one talks to you but that makes you feel vulnerable so you lash out at absolutely nobody as a facade. Are you asking me to ban you so you can feel like you've "won" something?

2026-09-08 23:55:14 UTC

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/2a/f9/fd/2af9fdc200d3a80205ccf9fa241cfe62f8dbb529c448ddc5e46a4ae6110c8335.mp4

2026-09-06 02:38:01 UTC

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I don't know what you want me to tell you. I'm not trying to be a dick, but I think honestly there's a bit of a disconnect here. You know that when you make a post, your post count goes up. Any post that you have made has federated to thousands of other servers. Deleting them locally does not guarantee they've been removed remotely. That number will always be in your mind regardless of whether you can see it or not.

2026-09-06 02:34:45 UTC

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Oh, sorry, you can hide your network (follows/following) but not post count. And yes if you turn on "hide social media counters", you lose all social media counters. All of them. Your post count is visible via the API regardless, it's how every other instance knows how many posts you've made. I'm a little confused as to what you think the issue is.
You don't want to see your own post count because it causes you an existential crisis?
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/da/be/74/dabe74759b9e428b6a6e6bccfd9b701037e8f9b94a4a8ed254cc376b367360e1.png

2026-09-06 02:30:20 UTC

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You can hide your post count via the settings. It has been there the whole time.

2026-09-06 02:24:23 UTC

I'll be working on a bigger change for Aeon that targets the issue with media, emoji and avatar pop in when navigating. This generally isn't an issue on desktop but on mobile devices it can be annoying and it annoys the fuck out of me. One of these days I'll stop. But today is not the day.

2026-09-03 21:10:07 UTC

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https://gibs.nicecrew.digital has all options
But you know, you can make money on NCTV. Are you interested? I'm actually working on a massive update right now to the whole Gibs system that's gonna make it look and perform way better. We support YouTube style superchats (plug a link into your OBS feed to announce donations), donation goals, subscriptions, gifting, all that shit.

2026-09-02 16:22:43 UTC

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That's what you get :spank: you know how gullible people are.

2026-09-02 16:20:58 UTC

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I don't think that's actually happening

2026-09-02 15:49:26 UTC

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Poast suffered a breach last night. You can look at his nerv.st account for more details. TL;DR threat actors got access to his server through an OpenSSH vulnerability and fucked everything up. He's working on restoring now.

2026-09-02 15:46:34 UTC

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:anya_salute:

2026-08-21 23:27:37 UTC

She call me SMTP jackson the way I be a simple mail transferring protocol

2026-08-18 12:52:03 UTC

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You got me fucked up.

2026-08-09 04:27:36 UTC

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Kill yourself.

2026-06-08 12:53:51 UTC

What should I build next.

2026-05-31 03:18:28 UTC

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This is the worst thing I've ever seen thank you

2026-05-27 16:25:33 UTC

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>in the early 1990s
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/c0/bf/17/c0bf17e88d976e61e7563fb6d9d144775dac3e5b2c352d94ff403944ced55cc5.gif

2026-05-27 16:22:01 UTC

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Nigga. I'm not built for cardio. I'm built to look stronger than I actually am. I'm built to guillotine myself when I reach for 315 because I can hit 240 six times.

2026-05-27 16:19:52 UTC

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Then I should probably do cardio because your boy is not rucking shit unless by rucking you mean laying down on the bench and missing my PR

2026-05-27 16:13:13 UTC

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That's retarded. I don't know how many people actually buy the "programs" but the market must be non zero because they always plug them. I just think it's silly. Just lift the weights and use supplemental genetics if you want to get big and then see where your limit is.

2026-05-27 16:08:57 UTC

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I don't understand why people are so averse to admitting they take steroids. Like, for some people, it's pretty obvious they aren't natural.

2026-05-27 16:05:01 UTC

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How was it? I admit they're pretty funny for blacks but the token niggas thing gets old fast. They're like the male version of the overweight black ladies that shilled for Trump

2026-05-27 15:37:48 UTC

Since we have so many boomers here, the GIF picker has plenty of minion memes for you to send your grandson on Facebook
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/b8/ff/4c/b8ff4c3dd9cba5278099203a7f03e644b79d9904b73d6b8b73b5555400b030b2.gif

2026-05-24 19:48:27 UTC

:rofl:
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/b4/6b/42/b46b42536b896d031e264d2d67294ee715227e2e6ab48d0398bbdba4c870627e.mp4

2026-05-07 13:01:13 UTC

Is we getting another pandemic

2026-04-22 01:11:18 UTC

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restarted?

2026-04-22 00:44:36 UTC

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It's this one
https://media.nicecrew.digital/78/0c/81/780c81d803315a5d0c4bd836535532a46b250d00ea5634c20d74630c7327c49d.png

2026-04-21 20:31:52 UTC

Got some changes deploying soon to the [beta frontend](https://beta.nicecrew.digital)
- Improved emoji react picker (reminiscent of the quick picker from Soapbox, but better) with custom emoji reacts included
- modernized image lightbox/scrolling feature that actually works
- maybe a new icon set, haven't decided yet
- modal-focused post composition with all the features, including formatting previews while supporting the other post formats (markdown, WYSIWYG, HTML, et cetera)
- modernized video player that works more gooder
- loading states for videos from remote instances so you guys stop fucking asking me why the video isn't loading for you (media proxy)
- optimized bundle with better service worker functionality and prefetch
- other optimizations
It'll be cool

2026-04-05 20:07:00 UTC

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Lexi* but yes, poor Nigbot

2026-01-27 01:26:45 UTC

think I'll go ahead and beef up my corkus

2026-01-11 23:21:09 UTC

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Thanks Lexi. You're welcome to slob on my gorkus any time you want.

2026-01-11 23:19:45 UTC

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What makes those vegetables White?

2026-01-11 23:19:24 UTC

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What kind of vegetables are you growing, Lexi?

2026-01-03 16:42:43 UTC

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A fate worse than death

2025-12-18 23:11:46 UTC

Nvidia is also cutting consumer GPU production next year, so if you're going to upgrade, just like with RAM, the best time to buy was yesterday. The consumer market is going to be absolutely fucking raped for the next decade because every greedy kike, jeet, and chink wants to corner as much of the AI market as possible.
https://overclock3d.net/news/gpu-displays/nvidia-plans-heavy-cuts-to-gpu-supply-in-early-2026/

2025-12-04 03:04:35 UTC

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I can only hope it happens while I'm young enough to be effective.

2025-12-04 02:55:54 UTC

Micron is now exiting the consumer RAM business so LMAO good luck, you might as well buy your RAM now and spend only 300 percent MSRP before it jacks up to 1200 percent. Micron is one of three manufacturers. Just fuck the consumer amirite
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5a/72/e7/5a72e7d87c93273ece068ed6afe4d297b4309da9892d33445de2fa96f9185a21.png

2025-09-17 00:29:37 UTC

hey DEMOCRAT
i just PISSED my pants
bet u feel **STUPID* now don't u
fuckin NIGGER

2025-09-16 11:57:56 UTC

she got me resting in peace

2025-09-13 03:08:56 UTC

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It's okay it's not for jews anyway

2025-09-13 03:05:44 UTC

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You pull this from your "bro trust me I'm totally right wing" folder?

2025-09-13 03:04:47 UTC

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Sounds like something a fed would say tbh. Network shatter operation? More like gay nigger getting BTFO operation lmao

2025-09-13 03:01:52 UTC

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How do you know you're not a psyop? Who put you up to this? You don't make any posts on the platform and then come to counter signal this. All the signs point to you being the jew.

2025-09-13 02:43:47 UTC

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This is some dumb schizoid shit. It's not "being real", it's just saying shit to say it.

2025-09-13 02:37:21 UTC

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Well her husband did just get killed right in front of several thousand people and their children so maybe a little leeway in the tone of her words would be warranted

2025-09-13 00:49:24 UTC

replay is live
https://nicecrew.tv/w/hEKhqaZa2ffhkW2ZKyJdgb

2025-09-12 22:41:27 UTC

DEMONCRATS!!!

2025-08-27 21:42:52 UTC

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No,I don't care about that shit.

2025-07-11 17:00:29 UTC

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Welcome to NCD

2025-06-25 22:58:24 UTC

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Are you saying that I am Jewish because I take a cut of donations on NCTV? Do you think bandwidth, hardware, electricity, et al are free?

2025-06-25 22:01:09 UTC

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Listen lady I appreciate you taking the time away from shilling competitor platforms on my website but if you're going to demand I mute someone for the entire website, and expect me to be your daddy, you could at least have the decency to call me daddy first. Sheesh.
Women and their shit tests.

2025-06-06 16:25:06 UTC

https://youtu.be/nB8qqiTmQc8

2025-05-07 02:06:02 UTC

lol niggers
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5c89e9c841d38c062f1adc36f006cfca48d3d83040af64565a41dccba3d979b1.png

2025-05-02 15:03:01 UTC

Shiloh Hendrix is the Dark Souls of Karmelo Anthony

2025-04-30 02:04:47 UTC

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NiceBrew

2025-04-30 02:01:53 UTC

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Nope, if I do that I'll be up until 4 AM and then not make it into work which will cause me to not be able to pay my bills which will turn me into an e-celebrity and no one wants that (I will start selling rebranded Folgers for 5000 percent MSRP)

2025-04-30 01:56:26 UTC

I'm still feeling quite rambunctious tonight. I will lay in bed and flop around like a fish out of water until I pass out.

2025-04-28 11:40:51 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/1b847e81a38e721fadcaa6c77f8038272bf0fe3e4afc53ef69894f5f9cdae834.png

2025-03-25 10:13:31 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/bf24b960c8d0c74817d47f6ed21b3352b3571ec582c4617eb9fdf2868ff5ec41.jpg

2025-03-20 12:03:42 UTC

>the lizard in the blue shirt
https://media.nicecrew.digital/bf27329bb4838a5628b18287a920b7b0c1e21db3c1aa8af9d39e430c4820c78c.png

2025-03-17 23:47:59 UTC

Reminder
#note1qdv…jz79

2025-03-16 03:03:24 UTC

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(hook x30)
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(chorus)
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2025-03-14 12:56:16 UTC

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Ytpipo ain't crescendo they stanzas

2025-03-13 12:59:10 UTC

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Dudes like a budget version of a dollar store influencer wtf is happening

2025-03-13 12:47:37 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/821bcb14209768514a7cc56f6d49a5c0656faee38d5bc8dd81c07907ed16e469.mp4

2025-03-12 18:22:40 UTC

My eye is twitching. Time to kill myself.

2025-03-12 00:34:54 UTC

booty ass completely detonated

2025-03-11 22:18:37 UTC

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I've never had okra but it sounds gross so I don't want it. Brussel sprouts are also ass, don't know why people eat those.

2025-03-11 22:15:12 UTC

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I've never had good asparagus from any restaurant. I'm guessing it's because they have to make it quick so they just toss it in the microwave or something. It's almost always dogshit

2025-03-11 21:21:52 UTC

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Kiki left us for decayable? Figures :animu_sigh:

2025-03-10 19:15:39 UTC

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Kindly check your email address for the needful saar

2025-03-10 18:38:16 UTC

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FUCK no but I am swole now

2025-03-10 18:37:27 UTC

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Would

2025-03-10 16:05:44 UTC

The Hart Sneedar Act

2025-03-10 01:50:42 UTC

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You niggers are so unbelievably fried, man. We both know you're sexually attracted to children and since CSAM is illegal you settle for anime girls. God damn. You're the jews of the "dissident right". Christ.

2025-03-10 00:32:37 UTC

POV: you just joined the fediverse
https://media.nicecrew.digital/15a52fbad003891e20ea8124a443bc5e9a19e0a3bce1152ed13aaf119bea4dd1.png

2025-03-09 18:18:25 UTC

About to inject six weeds into my beanitz

2025-03-08 03:51:49 UTC

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I'm about to blow it up right now

2025-03-08 03:50:56 UTC

My dick mad screamin

2025-03-08 02:25:39 UTC

DEMOCRAT NAZIS!

2025-03-08 00:15:33 UTC

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>at least I'm not that guy

2025-03-08 00:13:15 UTC

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People follow me because they like to feel better about themselves :cute_wink:

2025-03-08 00:11:37 UTC

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It's over so bad it never even started :animu_sigh:

2025-03-08 00:10:58 UTC

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he just like me fr

2025-03-07 23:54:30 UTC

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this is just like when spiderman diddled bitch woman and the avengers saved teh day!!!!! :soyjak_excited:

2025-03-07 23:52:41 UTC

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Because he's a nigger

2025-03-07 23:51:13 UTC

This nigga has nearly 25 percent of our user base blocked
Team B moment
#note1ftg…t6aq

2025-03-07 20:09:03 UTC

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Sorry I was thirsty :(

2025-03-07 14:44:48 UTC

Thank you so much for the card - I love you guys :cry_hq: thanks for sticking with me
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a2ec601d97c80c5abe32c3b27474654a61e5a2389bb67c52fb4338f9d57c1569.png
https://media.nicecrew.digital/420aa2f28da034ce625b0f543f7cda9085c00e8ccffcf00d27620a4eeb8085d8.png

2025-03-06 23:05:53 UTC

NCD turns 3 tomorrow. Bring your party hats!

2025-03-05 19:58:04 UTC

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Shut up nigger no one cares

2025-02-27 00:08:41 UTC

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I have plenty of VRAM for it (for now), and can upgrade. That's not really an issue. I won't be loading any 70b models anytime soon but for fun and image generation, this would work.

2025-02-26 23:43:35 UTC

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This would be running off of my own hardware. I'm working on proof of concept right now.

2025-02-26 23:39:16 UTC

Before I really sink my teeth into this, is anyone actually interested in NiceCrew AI? Basically a service that allows you to generate images or prompt for using large language models for shit? It would be a paid service because this stuff is not cheap to run and upgrade.

2025-02-20 23:44:47 UTC

Can I please just have a tutorial without this faggot soyjak face shit like please can I just for the love of fuck have just one technology related video without some soybeard faggot or some soyjak twink doing this faggot ass open mouth LE EPIC WIN XDDD thumbnail shit I swear to God man when I am Fuhrer anyone who does this is going to the camps
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3ae747875f52210b3deeaa1bc2312a25cd9949e0414f5f61ca6f8484cf4b6800.png

2025-02-18 18:29:47 UTC

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Yeah it's called I've had enough of letting people walk all over me :smiley_bloodshot:

2025-02-18 18:21:21 UTC

>meeting comes to a close
>I tell everyone I'm going to go cry for a bit
>nervous laughter
Why do I fucking do this to myself

2025-02-18 00:49:09 UTC

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Listen I actually liked the first season of SAO

2025-02-18 00:47:47 UTC

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This is just like SAO