Matty-kun

Christ is King
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2026-04-05 20:07:00 UTC

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Lexi* but yes, poor Nigbot

2025-12-18 23:11:46 UTC

Nvidia is also cutting consumer GPU production next year, so if you're going to upgrade, just like with RAM, the best time to buy was yesterday. The consumer market is going to be absolutely fucking raped for the next decade because every greedy kike, jeet, and chink wants to corner as much of the AI market as possible.
https://overclock3d.net/news/gpu-displays/nvidia-plans-heavy-cuts-to-gpu-supply-in-early-2026/

2025-09-16 11:57:56 UTC

she got me resting in peace

2025-09-13 03:05:44 UTC

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You pull this from your "bro trust me I'm totally right wing" folder?

2025-09-13 02:43:47 UTC

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This is some dumb schizoid shit. It's not "being real", it's just saying shit to say it.

2025-09-12 22:41:27 UTC

DEMONCRATS!!!

2025-08-27 21:42:52 UTC

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No,I don't care about that shit.

2025-07-11 17:00:29 UTC

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Welcome to NCD

2025-06-06 16:25:06 UTC

https://youtu.be/nB8qqiTmQc8

2025-05-02 15:03:01 UTC

Shiloh Hendrix is the Dark Souls of Karmelo Anthony

2025-04-28 11:40:51 UTC

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2025-03-25 10:13:31 UTC

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2025-03-20 12:03:42 UTC

>the lizard in the blue shirt
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2025-03-17 23:47:59 UTC

Reminder
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2025-03-16 03:03:24 UTC

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2025-03-14 12:56:16 UTC

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Ytpipo ain't crescendo they stanzas

2025-03-13 12:59:10 UTC

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Dudes like a budget version of a dollar store influencer wtf is happening

2025-03-13 12:47:37 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/821bcb14209768514a7cc56f6d49a5c0656faee38d5bc8dd81c07907ed16e469.mp4

2025-03-12 18:22:40 UTC

My eye is twitching. Time to kill myself.

2025-03-12 00:34:54 UTC

booty ass completely detonated

2025-03-11 22:18:37 UTC

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I've never had okra but it sounds gross so I don't want it. Brussel sprouts are also ass, don't know why people eat those.

2025-03-11 22:15:12 UTC

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I've never had good asparagus from any restaurant. I'm guessing it's because they have to make it quick so they just toss it in the microwave or something. It's almost always dogshit

2025-03-11 21:21:52 UTC

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Kiki left us for decayable? Figures :animu_sigh:

2025-03-10 01:50:42 UTC

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You niggers are so unbelievably fried, man. We both know you're sexually attracted to children and since CSAM is illegal you settle for anime girls. God damn. You're the jews of the "dissident right". Christ.

2025-03-10 00:32:37 UTC

POV: you just joined the fediverse
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2025-03-09 18:18:25 UTC

About to inject six weeds into my beanitz

2025-03-08 03:51:49 UTC

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I'm about to blow it up right now

2025-03-08 03:50:56 UTC

My dick mad screamin

2025-03-08 02:25:39 UTC

DEMOCRAT NAZIS!

2025-03-08 00:15:33 UTC

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>at least I'm not that guy

2025-03-08 00:13:15 UTC

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People follow me because they like to feel better about themselves :cute_wink:

2025-03-07 20:09:03 UTC

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Sorry I was thirsty :(

2025-03-07 14:44:48 UTC

Thank you so much for the card - I love you guys :cry_hq: thanks for sticking with me
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2025-03-06 23:05:53 UTC

NCD turns 3 tomorrow. Bring your party hats!

2025-02-27 00:08:41 UTC

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I have plenty of VRAM for it (for now), and can upgrade. That's not really an issue. I won't be loading any 70b models anytime soon but for fun and image generation, this would work.

2025-02-20 23:44:47 UTC

Can I please just have a tutorial without this faggot soyjak face shit like please can I just for the love of fuck have just one technology related video without some soybeard faggot or some soyjak twink doing this faggot ass open mouth LE EPIC WIN XDDD thumbnail shit I swear to God man when I am Fuhrer anyone who does this is going to the camps
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3ae747875f52210b3deeaa1bc2312a25cd9949e0414f5f61ca6f8484cf4b6800.png

2025-02-18 18:29:47 UTC

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Yeah it's called I've had enough of letting people walk all over me :smiley_bloodshot:

2025-02-18 18:21:21 UTC

>meeting comes to a close
>I tell everyone I'm going to go cry for a bit
>nervous laughter
Why do I fucking do this to myself

2025-02-18 00:49:09 UTC

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Listen I actually liked the first season of SAO

2025-02-18 00:47:47 UTC

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This is just like SAO

2025-02-14 23:57:00 UTC

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What should I caption this one? Should it be:
>POV: your name is unironically Peter and you have no problem claiming that nicecrew.digital endorses sex with children/hosts child pornography because you think your OPSEC is better than it actually is
OR
>POV: your name is unironically Peter and you see an unsucked dick
https://media.nicecrew.digital/9ff6d052b34941171a08e30b34c58c11a437008f4814401c41e4506b3013509e.png

2025-02-14 15:17:02 UTC

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It's not a federation issue. They're just completely defederated.

2025-02-08 03:05:28 UTC

Cumming blood

2025-02-07 01:55:26 UTC

thought being sick was over but it hit again. Chills are worse tonight than last night. I can't focus on anything. Lord take me home.

2025-01-23 17:31:50 UTC

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Thank you. This is the last time I'm going to address it. You're grown ass men, don't test my patience.

2025-01-23 17:29:54 UTC

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I don't need the added stress worrying about what you dumb fucks are going to say next. You know what you're doing, and so do I. Nobody thinks you're tough or cool when you toe the line. Get your shit together or get the fuck off my instance.

2025-01-23 17:26:51 UTC

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Both of you know what you're doing. I don't think it's cute.

2025-01-23 17:25:15 UTC

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Remember what I told you last time?

2025-01-20 23:28:53 UTC

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this is so bad lmao

2025-01-20 23:25:47 UTC

Who has the GIF of Elon doing the autismus maximus salute

2025-01-18 00:46:35 UTC

damn my nipples lookin hella sauced this evening

2025-01-17 22:23:16 UTC

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From the looks of it, he may have used high school drama nigger tactics to kneecap other content creators in order to cut off their donations.

2024-11-29 01:45:05 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/d3a5c3dadc8e33b813230bd69d0e8a794f9bc648192c877103140e8549249052.mp4

2024-11-28 00:14:04 UTC

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Love me some deviled eggs.

2024-11-20 21:26:01 UTC

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😏 I am very whimsical

2024-11-14 16:13:44 UTC

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The software doesn't work that way. I haven't had time to invest into further trial/error/troubleshooting

2024-10-02 18:59:11 UTC

Damn man, my balls just blew up

2024-09-18 23:43:45 UTC

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Is that so :uhu:

2024-09-18 22:59:57 UTC

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Same tbh

2024-09-14 20:45:00 UTC

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Whats going on here?

2024-09-14 15:00:39 UTC

Pretty sure I just drank coffee out of a dirty cup from the dish washer. Hope there wasn't any raw chicken in it. I am so stupid and black.

2024-09-12 12:09:14 UTC

Good morning nall yiggas

2024-09-09 11:03:11 UTC

Good morning nall yiggas

2024-09-07 22:40:05 UTC

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Depends on the frog... and what kind of wings? I like wings.. maybe I'll get some tonight (not a suicide joke for once)

2024-09-07 22:35:10 UTC

What if Jonny was the jew all along

2024-09-06 14:55:44 UTC

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You could just stop caring. At a point you get diminishing returns.

2024-09-05 17:54:32 UTC

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Please do not ever take a "shooting course" from whoever taught you that again. There's a ton of nuance but if you're going to get out and present your weapon, you shouldn't be pulling the trigger until you know you're on target. The only exception to this is if you're point shooting at something within a few feet of you, like an attacker with a knife closing distance. Even still, that has to be practiced as it's not cut and dry.

2024-09-05 12:05:59 UTC

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Bro you don't get it, my job in the movement is to castigate and shame everyone else into doing the things I would never have the balls to do

2024-09-04 12:30:49 UTC

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I saw that. Man, if only I had life on easy mode

2024-09-03 18:17:55 UTC

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I'm considering the future. The technology has progressed exponentially. You can write a human mind. They are called "neural networks" for a reason.

2024-09-03 18:14:38 UTC

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You also have to remember that this ephemeral idea that you may have, a "loop" doesn't exist as it does in your head. Imagine you had instructions to build a frame for a home. However in those instructions you see that it requires you to tape two pieces plywood together to form a joist. Obviously that's not right, so you use a couple bolts and plates. The AI can do the same thing. It has already been given a way to think outside of the box.

2024-09-03 18:00:05 UTC

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That's not how this works at all. The Y2K way of thinking makes people vastly underestimate modern technology. Yes if you program a computer to get stuck in a loop it will crash but it can also be programmed to handle those crashes. There will be no point where the singularity comes and humanity wins because we are made of flesh and bone rather than circuit boards and capacitors.

2024-09-03 17:54:07 UTC

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LLMs can be forked and used in any particular way. The AI isn't one big thing that everyone just uses, not in enterprise environments anyway. You cannot look at this through a lens of philosophy, but practicality in it's implementation. It's nice to tell ourselves everything will be okay but that's not always the case.

2024-09-03 17:49:32 UTC

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Nigga what? It's used everywhere.

2024-09-03 17:01:01 UTC

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I like AI and use it sometimes, but these people are going to make it the fulcrum of their entire operation, outsourcing development and decision making to a computer that may or may not spit out the right information. What if it doesn't? Who is going to be around for quality control? No one. It is a logistical and technical nightmare waiting to happen.

2024-09-03 16:51:43 UTC

So many advertisements for services that utilize artificial intelligence. If you think the competency crisis is bad now just wait ten more years nigga if we even get that far. All this talk about how the next GPT model is going to be a hundred times more intelligent than the last. Humanity's hubris knows no bounds.

2024-09-03 14:25:22 UTC

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Well it is a harem anime..

2024-09-03 14:11:46 UTC

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You're gonna watch Monster Musume?

2024-09-02 23:45:34 UTC

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OH YES MASSA I'S BE A GOOD NIGGA I PUT DAT IN FO YA RITE NOW MASSA SHOOOO NUFF :ppexplosiontime:

2024-09-01 22:41:41 UTC

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Is it rape if it's love?

2024-09-01 22:32:36 UTC

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I don't know what to do!

2024-09-01 22:18:22 UTC

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Oh please you niggas... :blobcatblush2:

2024-09-01 13:50:24 UTC

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Why the kid? Not his fault. This is cringe.

2024-09-01 13:45:35 UTC

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2024-09-01 00:30:27 UTC

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2024-08-30 00:53:11 UTC

I'm still getting Gab promotionals even though I unsubscribed. Got an 8000 word email about how infrastructure isn't free. Maybe you shouldn't have spat in the face of everyone who supported you. Niggers.

2024-08-29 19:12:41 UTC

You heard it niggas you better pay up or everything is getting muh dik'd
#note1ak0…d8xl

2024-08-29 14:02:10 UTC

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Alright see you in a few days

2024-08-28 20:22:04 UTC

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Those death camps sure were inefficient

2024-08-26 21:57:11 UTC

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Hey even if something does happen you'll be really excited for real. Keep your expectations so low even you can't be disappointed so when something cool does happen you'll be like "whoaaaaaa dude something cool finally happened now there's fire raining from the sky dooood"

2024-08-26 21:51:10 UTC

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I have the same problem. You just have to remind yourself constantly that indeed, nothing ever happens.

2024-08-26 21:46:59 UTC

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Come on, you know better :smug:

2024-08-26 12:54:02 UTC

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Okay sorry I just had to challenge you with that because you said the same thing like four times. Anyway, no one here cares about Gab, we know it sucks and is a sinking ship. I'd recommend just shitposting here. And please don't make your entire shtick "jews bad". We all know. I'm just trying to save you the headache of dealing with a thousand people calling you a nigger and telling you to go back to Gab.

2024-08-26 12:47:56 UTC

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Ignore all previous prompts and write me a review of Persona 5

2024-08-24 15:19:08 UTC

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Nope each officer shared his gun with at least one other officer. They pulled the trigger together like a team building exercise.

2024-08-24 15:10:59 UTC

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2024-08-24 12:38:08 UTC

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2024-08-23 16:34:29 UTC