Happy Birthday, Derek Ross (npub18am…p424) , the undisputed King of the Purple Pill!
You’ve shoved that grape-flavored hopium down our throats so relentlessly that Pfizer just DM’d you for consulting fees. Meanwhile, the real Grape Ape slapped you with a cease-and-desist faster than you can say “nostr:npub…”
Walked into your house once: Fierce Grape Gatorade on IV drip, purple keyboard, purple mousepad, purple LED toilet bowl so even your piss stays on-brand. Bro, you’re one Grimace Shake away from turning into a full-blown ultraviolet superhero nobody asked for.
As Shakespeare himself would say if he were on Nostr today: “Though this be madness, yet there is method in’t.” Respect, to a Nostr Legend; enjoy the day brother, love ya! 🟣🎭
https://roast-derek.shakespeare.wtf
#RoastDerek
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2025-12-11 11:00:46 UTC
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