You do know that Tor is routing traffic through multiple hops, yes? Hops run by privacy larps and the CIA for that matter.
Each hop in that retarded honeypot adds latency and failure probability beyond what your base internet already incurs. It's simple network physics.
Chain transactions only seem more resilient on shitty networks, because they're asynchronous broadcasts. That just means they're retrying again and again, punching OUT to anyone that will listen. Not serving requests.
Lightning nodes are payment SERVERS. The internet runs on SERVERS.
