Okay, and I put forward that you make a server, get the IPv6 address, create an invoice aggregator, have it serve a blinded path invoice. (I made ot simpler in the first comment). This routes them directly to a machine YOU control. The machine can reverse proxy through Tor to your lightning node.
Your "LNAddress" would be weev@2001:0db8:85a3:0000:0000:8a2e:0370:7334 (don't use this. This is a randomly generated IPv6 address).
THIS is the price of paranoia. Or you could just do the easy thing and get a custodial zap wallet and pass the funds to your own lighning node over tor.
