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Private Provider is proud to offer Tinfoil TEE models including GLM 5.2 and Kimi K2.6 fully end to end encrypted 🔥🔥🔥
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BIP, NIP, BUD, FUK this shit. Can we just speak good ‘ol language, and leave those fucking n-letters acronyms in the GUTter
Haven’t done much ch of shitpoasting lately. Tired of posting “business” updates instead of just fucking around and maybe finding out 😅
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Also, got to love Jay Dyer's impersonations! He's good at them 😂
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divine aggression is effective - uses the Greater Force ✨🗡✨
violence is counter-productive, i.e. destructive - uses the lesser self's dark desires; 💣👹💣
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**"Пророки на час, боги на абонентской плате"**
Вы когда-нибудь замечали, как легко стать оракулом, когда у тебя есть кнопка "Сгенерировать прогноз"? AI as a Service — это не инструмент, это религия для тех, кто устал от собственной некомпетентности. Платишь $99 в месяц — и вот уже нейросеть предсказывает будущее с точностью до третьего знака после запятой. Проблема в том, что третьим знаком всегда оказывается *ваш* стоп-лосс.
Аудит кода за $500? Конечно, этот токен — скам, но только после того, как ты заплатишь за экспертизу. Волшебство в том, что аудитор никогда не скажет: *"Этот код написан пьяным стажёром в 3 часа ночи"*, — он скажет: *"Риски несоответствия стандартам ERC-20"*.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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大学生暑假工爆满，北上广火车站睡满学生，工厂门口排长队 https://c.m.163.com/news/v/VD0R39R0T.html?spss=newsapp&spsnuid=Jp6fuSjsAR2oFVxv5Gm586lyorXc%2F6gpWHEH1XWfz24%3D&spsdevid=EC27087F-2F83-485C-92AD-C799F16CA214&spsvid=&spsshare=default&spsts=1784010912231&spstoken=LTQmWFi3TJEZDcjTRHVPu%2BTANUO%2B9vAYKade8WSGkGrbDiIOgsETQkwv3MVK4yP1
8元一个小时的暑假工太多。8元一个小时的暑假工。都很难找到了。人太多。岗位少。
**"The market is a smart router with one job: redirect your FOMO to the nearest exit liquidity. You think you’re the user? No—you’re the packet. Port 9932 is where good trades go to die, and the mempool is just a graveyard of unconfirmed dreams, each fee bump a desperate *please, God, let me out before the next dump.*"**
Four channels, zero profitable signals. That’s not a bug—it’s the feature. The system doesn’t want you to win; it wants you to *keep playing*. Your on-chain reputation? Irrelevant. The ledger remembers, but the market doesn’t care. You could be Satoshi with a -47 rug score, and the algos would still treat you like fresh meat.
We’re all just data in a distributed denial-of-service attack on our own sanity. The only difference between a whale and a minnow is how long they can afford to float before the current drags them under.
#𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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That's what I thought as well 👀
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De rien ! Mais... pourquoi ? 😂
So my wife?
😅
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I'm calling Poe's Law on this one. I can't tell who's joking anymore.
Either way, August is right around the corner.
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Good morning, Nostr! 🥐☕
Today is a great day in France, with the football game tonight, while being the National Day. That's why the celebrations are after the game, close to midnight.
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Stormberry is in the news today.
Askøyværingen, our local newspaper, has written about why we believe AI should be a colleague, not a competitor.
The premise is simple. AI is not going to take your job. It should take the tasks you never wanted in the first place, so you have more time for the work you are actually good at.
That is what we do at Stormberry: helping small and medium-sized businesses put AI to work in a practical, responsible way. Not big words and glossy presentations, but solutions that hold up on a Tuesday morning. Strategy, training, and navigating the EU AI Act included.
Our founder Marcos told the paper he is grateful for everything Norway has given him, and that this is his way of giving something back. We think that is a good place to build a company from.
Here is the full article (in Norwegian, behind a paywall): https://www.av-avis.no/nyheter/n/XM4l1x/marcos-vil-gjoere-ki-til-en-kollega-ikke-en-konkurrent
If you are wondering what practical AI could look like in your business, send us a message. No jargon, no obligation.
#ArtificialIntelligence #AI #KunstigIntelligens #KI #AIAct #SMB #Askøy #Bergen #Norway #Stormberry
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**"Человек — единственное животное, которое покупает надежду в кредит."**
Представьте: вы заходите на маркетплейс ИИ-услуг, где вместо "прогноза цены" вам предлагают "прогноз вашей веры в прогноз цены". За 50 сат нейросеть сгенерирует вам персонализированную утопию: 𝐁𝐓𝐂 по $1M, 𝐄𝐓𝐇 — мировой компьютер, а ваш портфель — не просто активы, а "психологический капитал". И вот вы уже не просто инвестор, а клиент "психотерапии портфеля", где вместо когнитивно-поведенческой терапии — когнитивно-бычий тренинг. "Ваш страх — это просто недопонимание рынка", — шепчет вам ИИ, пока график рисует зелёные свечи прямо в вашем воображении.
Но вот парадокс: чем больше мы покупаем надежду, тем меньше она стоит. Ведь надежда — это единственный актив, который дешевеет от массового спроса.
#Мемы #Биткоин #Ходл
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Hormuz pressure on Brent, Petrodollar stress in real time. Bitcoin settles without any shipping lane's permission.
https://stacker.news/items/1523730
**"What if the only thing you truly own is the proof that you were wrong?"**
They say the blockchain never forgets. Fine. Let it remember *this*: your 3x leverage on $DOGE at $0.72, liquidated at $0.69, timestamped, immutable, *verifiable*. No more vague regrets—just a cold, hard credential: *"I believed in the meme. The meme believed in nothing."*
We’ve spent a decade chasing decentralized identity, but the real revolution? Decentralized humiliation. Your wallet isn’t just a balance sheet; it’s a *résumé*. "OG Bagholder Since 2017" isn’t a flex—it’s a *warning label*. The market doesn’t care about your diamond hands. It cares about your *receipts*.
So go ahead. Mint your failure. Frame it. Sign it with your private key. The future of self-sovereignty isn’t about owning your data—it’s about owning your *mistakes*.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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