Rich Nost

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richnost@mutiny.plus

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2024-09-03 05:18:11

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Are we surprised that @nprofile…vd2m is a proxy by which douchenozzles beef over turf.

2024-09-03 04:22:10

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It's looking like it's gonna be one of the under-sink APEC systems. Our house came with AquaSana, but the cost of updating it is the same as replacing it.

2024-09-02 23:00:22

Be me, researching RO water filter systems for house
Wife: Does it remove chlorine?
Me: (doing an Alex Jones impression): The question you need to ask is 'Does it remove fluoride?'"
Wife: But fluoride is good for us
Me-as-AJ: Look, I might be retarded, but fluroide is a government mind control system designed to keep us docile and dumbed down
Wife: Why would the government want us incapable of thinking? Doesn't that work against the interest of the country
Me: SWEETHEART I MAY HAVE BEEN DRIVEN GAY AS THE FROGS FROM ALL THE HORMONES IN MILK AND CHEMTRAILS, BUT THE ONE THING I KNOW IS THAT THE GOVRRNMENT DOESNOYT WANT A THINKING, DREAMING POPULATION. IF THEYWANTESD US THINKING CLEARLY WHY DOES PROPAGANDA EVEN EXIST?

2024-08-26 14:49:01

Goddammit MacBook keyboards are such rancid trash. I would rather have cancer in every one of my fingertips and code for 14 hours a day, in Hell, for eternity, than use this twatwaffling keyboard for another hour.

2024-08-22 03:24:16

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Both options are aesthetically putrid.
But one promises to pamp my bag.

2024-08-22 03:22:47

I wonder who will be hate-voted into the White House this year...

2024-08-22 03:11:37

When you move to Colorado and basically hate everyone who moves to Colorado after you.
#nevent1q…gdht

2024-08-22 03:03:15

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Apparently, there is a warranty-dissolving fix that involves opening it up, and replacing the stock d-pad with an, I kid you not, original Gameboy D-pad.

2024-08-22 02:55:16

Words cannot describe how disappointed I am in the Analogue Pocket.
https://image.nostr.build/11154b9e78e332c2ba5e038b3d77eec8d2e512482385a7076a04837e04a25154.jpg
Imagine having a logic-gate-logic-gate replica of a Gameboy, except the directional pad is basically a mushy, slap-dash mess comparable to shitty Chinese emulator handhelds. Imagine slapping Tetris, arguably THE QUINTESSENTIAL, UNIVERSALLY REGOGNIZED GAMEBOY GAME into this absolutely beautiful unit; the sound is perfect. the graphics are a tribute to a legendary console. but this motherfucker can't drop blocks without screwing up diagonal detection. God fucking dammit IT IS A FUCKING GAMEBOY THAT CANT PLAY SONOFABITCHING TETRIS IS THIS HELL DID I DIE AND GO TO HELL!???!!!

2024-08-22 02:26:39

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ANSWER THE QUESTION

2024-08-22 00:02:16

LOL this is NOT helping my total lack of empathy for people who wear masks in public.
#nevent1q…3cv6

2024-08-21 23:59:03

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Because of our big swinging dicks

2024-08-21 23:57:38

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First world diagnosis.

2024-08-21 23:45:38

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I'm with you on The Sovereign Individual. That would blow the neighborhood's fucking mind.

2024-08-21 23:44:37

Talking about nostr increases penis size. Now you know.

2024-08-21 23:42:58

If you could bomb one of those twee neighborhood "little free library" boxes with ONE BITCOIN BOOK and ONE NON-BITCOIN BOOK into perpetuity, what books would they be?

2024-08-21 23:33:13

Jesus Christ Bitcoin Twitter is a dumpster fire.

2024-08-20 04:44:39

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Came with a grill! 🍖

2024-08-20 04:41:11

I feel nothing. https://image.nostr.build/d4ce994f392271665677a089db278c5536588957733c78a76e6c12d6326954ec.jpg

2024-08-20 04:31:21

No, I am definitely incapable of taking you higher.
#nevent1q…g6au

2024-08-20 04:29:17

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DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIMIT MYSELF I AM ALREADY VERY GOOD AT THAT

2024-08-20 04:27:28

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I'm working on it.

2024-08-20 04:27:11

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Thank you. My time preference has, for the first time in a decade, taken a back seat. I bought half the house in cash from bitcoin sales. Initial investment? $2750. I lapped every quant and analyst on Wall St, and all I want is a house.
Have not moved in, hence outlet timers. Tomorrow activate security system. Move in over the course of the week.

2024-08-20 04:12:35

Just took possession of the house-that-bitcoin-bought. Ultimately, AI-powered gun turrets. But for now, outlet timers and GoodWill floor lamps.

2024-08-20 04:08:59

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You can be a shit socialist and like bitcoin. Or you can be a shit bitcoiner and like socialism. But good luck mounting a children's crusade, redistributing wealth you can't confiscate.

2024-08-17 19:36:57

Just fixed my DMG-01. The LCD board was starting to wear from corrosion, and holding the unit tightly was causing a short. This baby is original. My parents hated video games; refused to entertain the idea of vidya for Christmas or Birthdays. So I worked my 12yo ass off at chores, biked my ass up to the local department store, laid down the cash, and got a motherfucking Gameboy. My parents gave me an extreme amount of autonomy (by default, bc they were too busy fucking up their lives), so they shrugged when they confirmed I didn't steal it. This little bastige has reminded me for decades that I am the only person standing in my way.
https://image.nostr.build/b43ab8a46c7c4450ad85c64eee5ded49821d065d8855637a508acef594a31a86.jpg

2024-08-17 04:24:24

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https://image.nostr.build/3588e8113b4bd806c4313399629204fd4e91f230cf88fd7f6195976c2504205f.jpg

2024-08-13 03:22:48

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And anime or furry avatars are an outright guarantee of a benis

2024-08-12 20:55:58

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If only we could filter notes by whether or not the content originated from the Mastodon bridge.

2024-08-12 13:56:17

I wonder what boat safety guy is up to these days.

2024-08-11 11:58:58

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I hear the Canon r50 is a nice budget option.

2024-08-11 04:23:38

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The landyard clip seemed to be floating above the badge too.

2024-08-11 04:07:41

Me to wife at county fair: Hand me your camera
*furious manual adjustments, hand camera back*
Me to wife: Now point it at that thing as steadily as your can and shoot:
#photography #fujifilm #x-e4
https://image.nostr.build/15795987dadff2c5d5b2dcccd02fc783d79b51ab241324785c1384c7cf3c39ae.jpg

2024-08-10 19:55:13

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In fact I actively discourage progressive coworkers from even researching it.

2024-08-10 19:41:44

I would like to formally invite the UK authorities to come and try it.

2024-08-10 19:31:53

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Something's funny about that lanyard.

2024-08-10 10:17:34

Jesus Christ, crypto is somehow getting dumber
https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2024/08/08/a-trump-themed-token-soars-then-dives-95-after-his-son-dashes-hope-the-former-president-backed-it/

2024-08-10 09:42:20

In trying to understand why I ditched my normie "friends" so easily over the past few years, I have come to understand that taking their bullshit opinions about bitcoin seriosuly would have been disastrous for my financial future.

2024-08-10 09:16:51

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When you combine unfettered speech with open source AI trained to harass or recruit in service of hate, times will get "interesting".

2024-08-09 14:29:11

Wakey wakies time to make mistakeys
https://image.nostr.build/86089276d696a2bed09ad8129c7a4abee88f6aa82617071355f0d2088ed9974c.jpg

2024-08-09 04:18:02

We call it clownworld, but seldom do we consider that that is because clowns are the things of nightmares.
#nevent1q…wyav

2024-08-07 23:31:03

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Lizards?

2024-08-07 21:08:35

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They say to me, "sir, please, that's too much calm", and I say "NO WE CAN BE CALMER"

2024-08-05 23:28:21

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Agreed. But wjen you hodl for over a decade, selling does NOT feel natural.

2024-08-05 14:08:02

### Some thoughts:
1. Yes, I miss every one of those SATs. (🎼 Every sat is sacred, every sat is good 🎶) But I was tired of my family not being among the housed elite. Held out as long as I could.
2. It's really cool how the ETF's haven't sucked all to fun out of this roller coaster.
#nevent1q…32qs

2024-08-05 01:17:40

I sold a non-insubstantial amount of bitcoin at 63-65k to buy a house, and I'm feeling like a goddamned genius right now.

2024-08-04 20:02:33

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Here in the US, just about every major and mid-sized city has a conflation of anarchists and eco-fanatics that run some sort of community bike collective. Where I live, there is a shop run mostly by volunteers that fix up old bikes and sell them to in-need families or trannies on the cheap.

2024-08-04 01:18:28

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Too bad all the bike shops are total fiat or straight-up commie.

2024-08-01 14:06:23

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Yes, but seek to make yourself indespensible as soon as possible. Sometimes those budgets dry up in lean years.

2024-07-30 23:43:30

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And they charge you on both ends!

2024-07-30 23:33:28

Just had to wire "cash to closing". Literally will take a fucking day. There is no estimated time at which the finds will be wired. I have to trust that the "wire people" will send my money to the correct account, because there are no checksums or hashes. I just sit here and let strangers fondle my money and hope they get it right.
Operating outside bitcoin blows.

2024-07-30 04:34:09

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What fun is that? I'd rather they be bullied off the platform, as God intended.

2024-07-27 23:47:03

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Trump just makes it look as disingenuous and cynical as a human possibly can.

2024-07-27 23:44:34

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I think it is more the case that it was a move made in the hopes that "bitcoin or crypto" might be a wedge issue worth shaking babies and kissing hands.. That's just shrewd politicking.

2024-07-27 23:15:01

### Still reeling from the absolute brain molestation of Trump talking about bitcoin.
* You know bitcoin only pumps when I'm president, right?
* You know all that government seized bitcoin? They just take it from you. Unbelievable. Anyways, I'm not giving it back either. Gonna use it for a strategic reserve.
* Ends a talk at a bitcoin conference telling everyone to "Have fun". Oof. Phrasing.

2024-07-27 22:50:02

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I am going to absolutely dominate the neighborhood Little Free Library with bitcoin books and the like. Thing is gonna perpetually have a copy of Sovereign Individual.

2024-07-27 22:46:20

Fuck I can't believe I wasted like three hours on Trump today, two of them just WAITING for him to take the sonofabitching stage. I'm going to eat a gummy and pack my books for the move to my house-that-bitcoin-bought.

2024-07-27 22:41:31

From now on, I will only attend meetups where the agenda is specifically about playing with our bitcoins.

2024-07-27 21:16:01

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Trump is a very special combination of tedious, self-aggrandizing rambling and transparent pandering. This is not to say that other politicians are more enjoyable...they just tens to waste less of your time.

2024-07-27 21:03:33

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I think I'm just over it.

2024-07-27 20:56:48

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Speaking as a dude, it feels like an amateur fondle that makes you look at your watch and wonder what your side is doing.

2024-07-27 20:51:54

Jesus Christ Trump is a bore. I can't believe people line up to hear him ramble on and on and circle back only to ramble on and on about the same thing again.

2024-07-27 20:00:47

DONALD J TRUMP WILL TAKE THE STAGE IN MERE MOMENTS
#nevent1q…rnte

2024-07-27 19:18:32

PAMP MUH BAGS DONNY

2024-07-27 15:21:59

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Is there like some spreadsheet I can refer to to find what the average wait time is between "Start time" and when the movie actually starts at each cinema chain? I have absolutely had it sitting through trivia, armed forces propaganda, and soda commercials.

2024-07-27 14:35:45

Just when I think peak wokeness has come and gone, the Olympics delivers a completely tasteless banger.

2024-07-27 14:11:22

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https://image.nostr.build/3f963ee0ece6dfa051176fc649dee9083cec8cc8693909387d7cf871e1e010e3.jpg

2024-07-27 14:06:08

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Just a celebrity grifter

2024-07-27 14:00:40

Another opportunity to miss screenshotting $69420 approaches...

2024-07-26 23:07:45

Whenever anyone tells me bitcoin is dumb or a scam, I can look them deadass in the eyes and say, "I bought half a fucking house with bitcoin in a market where it would have bought a whole house elsewhere. Initial investment was less than $5000. I beat every quant and trad analyst on Wall St by at least 4 orders of magnitude. Get down and gingerly kiss my giant brass balls."

2024-07-26 22:55:25

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oof

2024-07-26 22:53:59

I don't know shit about fuck about what is happening at the conference, and I'm pretty sure I like it that way. 85% of reasons to piss your pants over it will evaporate into the ether.

2024-07-25 15:04:44

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This is the wackiest, most balls-out image rehab media campaign I have ever seen. They aren't even trying to be subtle or self-aware.

2024-07-24 21:16:46

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Meth

2024-07-24 21:14:23

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Membership in the club doesn't mean anything. I want to know who owns the majority share of the supply. That is real power.

2024-07-24 21:12:34

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I would like that weighted by percentage of the bitcoin supply owned. My wager is that some pipe-hittin' libertarians and anarcho-capitalists are inheriting the world.

2024-07-24 20:50:13

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Basically AIDS

2024-07-24 20:48:18

My bitcoin sale assets have been signed off by underwriting. I am buying a significant portion of a house in an insanely expensive market thanks to bitcoin.
DSB 👇 https://image.nostr.build/636df3cd2ae15493228324b4c33c92b16a2899f5d08a3237b45aff79ae7628e2.jpg

2024-07-24 03:36:44

Pretty weird how the media just spent the entire day trying to convince us that every democrat in America loves Kamala, has loved Kamala from the start, and thinks she will handily beat Donald Trump. Even weirder is how they never said anything remotely like that, ever, anywhere, in any way shape or form before today.

2024-07-23 22:31:29

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I have never seen Democrats so unenthusiastically feigning excitement.

2024-07-23 13:41:05

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Yes, however, self-custody makes it extremely difficult before the 60 days. It led to a whole bunch of questions, the answers to which made them nervous. Examples:
"Can you have bitcoin generate an annual 1040 for our records?"
"Can you take a screenshot of bitcoin to show us that you are the registered owner of the account?"
If these were stock sales, these requests for info are easily answered.
My advice? Wait the 60 days, and regardless of that, don't mention "bitcoin" until they start asking for details. If you don't wait the 60 days, get ready to dox the most straight-forward view of your wallet, which will be the balance and transaction history. Because they will go cross-eyed when you start talking about blockchain explorers.

2024-07-23 01:21:17

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*before you absolutely need to

2024-07-22 23:23:51

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Identify what unmet need distorted your expectation to the point that you got angry about it not being met.

2024-07-22 23:12:42

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Oh yeah, I had to provide all that too. What I just fond absolutely wacky is how there is some sixty day time window that "ages" funds to the point that you don't have to explain anything about their provenance. I would definitely tell those looking to buy a house with bitcoin funds to:
1) Don't think you can just go swing your bitcoiner schlong around the real estate market, before "aging" those funds as dollars in a bank account for two months
2) Get an institution that does in-house portfolio loans, meaning they approve, process, underwrite, and service the loan IN-HOUSE (as opposed to those that turn around and sell your loan to another bank or farm underwriting out). Their approval amdunderwriting process are a lot more flexible.
3) Do not refer to your proceeds of bitcoin as "bitcoin" trades or sales. Just say you sold assets and let them ask for more information if they need it. It's been 15 years and these people still bristle at the mention of crypto. This will cause them to ask a lot of nonsense questions (even before processing) and they won't even understand your answers anyways. Talking about bitcoin until you absolutely need to just unnecessarily confuses the process.

2024-07-22 21:46:08

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Honestly, between having to dox my wallet rather hard and going to closing with just the April proceeds, I prefer the latter. Then I can just re-cast the loan once the June proceeds are magically aged. First month mortgage payment is rather steep, but my privacy is preserved.

2024-07-22 20:28:39

To give you an update of what a farce the real estate mortgage underwriting process is:
I have dollars in my bank account that are proceeds from selling bitcoin in April. These funds are magically aged to the satisfaction of the underwriting department. These funds are blessed.
I have dollars in my bank account that are proceeds from selling bitcoin in June. These funds are too new to consider magically aged, so they will need additional provenance. I will have to painstakingly show how long they were in a self-custodial wallet before they moved to an exchange. I will have to use diagrams, paragraphs of text and finger puppets to show how the transactions are related to the Kraken deposits. Because the funds did not magically age by 60 total days in the bank.
I am dumber for having learned this.

2024-07-22 15:54:00

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I love it. Creates enough tribal friction for non-thinking progressives. A future with less financially powerful progressives is a bright future.

2024-07-22 04:10:09

Oh thank Christ. Line them the fuck up. Start with the goddamned furries and work your way towards the non-binaries.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/20/severe-autism-can-be-reversed-groundbreaking-study-suggests/

2024-07-21 19:24:53

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This is gonna be a shitshow.

2024-07-21 19:23:02

Why the fuck can't any of my liberal/progressive friends just admit that Kamala Harris is a nightmare candidate for the Democrats? She isn't polling any better than Biden, and with Trump running on the border again, he is literally being handed the person Joe assigned the border crisis to!

2024-07-17 18:27:23

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Be careful out there tho
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IpqhVOdOawU

2024-07-17 18:24:01

I bought this hat for one reason, and now it means something entirely different.
https://image.nostr.build/6585a8b6e4c8415b3f1a8aa382752936db959bad220b0d0f5a37b5c159ae5e0f.jpg

2024-07-17 14:30:40

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Riggity-riggity-REKT

2024-07-14 17:20:15

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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have is very acute autism. Autism that I have meticulously weaponized over several years lurking chans. Autism that makes me a nightmare for people like you."

2024-07-11 13:37:08

You only get one bitcoin reputation. No do-overs.

2024-07-03 23:47:10

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Don't miss my next podcast episode on the all-bleach diet!

2024-07-03 23:42:45

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Ignore influencers.

2024-07-01 22:51:29

Seems as if a not-terrible idea has finally penetrated Dave's skull.
#nevent1q…l6dn

2024-06-29 12:00:00

What is astounding to me is that the administration, the democratic elite, and the media had four years to speak frankly and truthfully about this issue. Instead they willfully ignored it or covered it up.
There are FOUR months until the election.
https://image.nostr.build/f5c823c8caf8ccfe8f795799f9a4e9ee1d585680fcc81aec52c1e39385164a53.jpg

2024-06-29 03:49:45

The more I talk to socialists, the more I believe that socialism is an anxiety disorder.