Lord Merlin McAdams :verified_flashing:

Explaining the dynamics of the fediverse to my sister as a comedy duo where the crazy wacky guy says something crazy and wacky and the straight man tells them to kill themself

2026-02-07 19:23:27 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 that number of species seems low

2026-02-03 05:16:55 UTC

You know I'm realizing I don't think I've seen memes with Venture Bros or Superjail

2026-01-29 18:47:12 UTC

The rapper RAPE U SOD just release their debut album

2026-01-29 08:41:20 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz @nprofile…ndkm you looking for uranium or thorium I'm Canadian I know a guy for both

2026-01-28 21:16:30 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s chatgpt fucked my wife but I wrote the prompt so it's not cucking

2026-01-27 03:45:53 UTC

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@nprofile…8fd0 dick or gtfo

2026-01-25 00:22:26 UTC

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@nprofile…zpy3 I too pretend to have read plato or Aristotle or whoever

2026-01-22 16:24:56 UTC

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@nprofile…2p46 @nprofile…vfv8 either you rent a computer to use remotely or you jailbreak copilot to unlock hyper v

2026-01-21 20:47:10 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz ah yeah looks fine on your end sorry

2026-01-21 20:44:24 UTC

@nprofile…8cpz Your profile says See pinned post and doesn't have a pinned post

2026-01-20 09:25:13 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…54yc the redditor's inner shadow is the channer

2026-01-19 08:51:51 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz @nprofile…29n7 @nprofile…d3nc oh, no, I'm talking the US. I'd hate to live in Russia, too. But I guess I gotta respect them for that, too.

2026-01-19 08:07:17 UTC

Ai sex chat free real 100 credits

2026-01-18 04:09:11 UTC

@nprofile…8lcw can I pay for you e-dating with exposure

2026-01-17 19:24:42 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s just write it in C and tell Claude and chatgpt and grok and Gemini and Mistral and whatever else to transpile it and take the average

2026-01-17 06:35:37 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 I guess the left is kiki and the right is bouba but they're both kinda bouba

2026-01-16 02:06:49 UTC

I'm glad I can't get banned from the Fediverse for telling people to castrate themselves

2026-01-15 21:32:19 UTC

How will spaceships handle 6 way stops

2026-01-15 04:00:01 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 @nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…cqap Did somebody say 67

2026-01-14 05:32:21 UTC

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@nprofile…ekr7 no you fuckign parasite read The Fountainhead

2026-01-14 04:57:28 UTC

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@nprofile…f02u @nprofile…lw35 yeah

2026-01-14 01:27:20 UTC

Too many sapphics gooning to too many diverse interests, homogenizing everything to be gay, as if you're using a time turner to live your lives three times at once but dying three times as quick

2026-01-14 00:57:18 UTC

gfinancially advise my jorts!

2026-01-13 20:54:53 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 Synthetic Man is a disingenuous piece of shit

2026-01-13 05:19:51 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 what if i shit in the shower

2026-01-12 02:47:27 UTC

:pedophile:

2026-01-11 21:39:45 UTC

https://media.freerobuxextremist.com/media/60/ef/6c/60ef6cf7972aabf7e410a69924ab32b4a1b70c43089e6697852f4c1aa9c97a35.webp

2026-01-10 18:48:44 UTC

If you're reading this you have less than 12 hours to get breast cancer

2026-01-10 04:19:48 UTC

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@nprofile…ztx6 @nprofile…xz9d It took me like 2 minutes to even realize what was wrong with it

2026-01-10 01:47:19 UTC

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@nprofile…f02u https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/70793-largest-pig

2026-01-09 08:27:04 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 many of the people you will see on X the Everything App should join fedi

2026-01-07 08:02:23 UTC

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@nprofile…f02u my family mortician recommended two shotgun shells in the mouth is he biased?

2026-01-07 06:37:28 UTC

Any girls

2026-01-07 05:56:04 UTC

https://devnull-as-a-service.com/home/

2026-01-07 05:41:15 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 cc @nprofile…ztx6 what is the worst he could possibly do

2026-01-07 05:36:56 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 I don't have ssh I have an account on there

2026-01-07 05:31:11 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…afkj I should really learn Spanish proper, the grammar is easy as hell and I've been seeing a lotta great Spanish shitposts lately

2026-01-07 05:29:06 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…afkj
https://media.freerobuxextremist.com/media/50/c4/e5/50c4e5bd258da3583f7b6259b4c9627a63ae2b43c6ba0621d2e9893ca4986fb2.webp

2026-01-07 05:23:36 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…afkj I'm literally not

2026-01-07 05:22:12 UTC

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@nprofile…afkj yeah

2026-01-07 05:09:12 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 sorry I never watched jujutsu kaisen

2026-01-07 05:07:46 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 if she ain't mint I'll need her graded

2026-01-07 05:03:45 UTC

Anyone wanna find me a girlfriend? I'll let you fuck her. Wait no I won't, nevermind

2026-01-05 18:34:25 UTC

Vibecoded an app to unredact all the Epstein files check it out: https://localhost:3001/

2026-01-03 08:42:08 UTC

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@nprofile…f02u have you heard about the thing

2025-12-31 05:16:19 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 @nprofile…lrvx me selling my soul to the faggot gods for thread safety (the joke is ever using more than one thread)

2025-12-31 05:14:20 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 @nprofile…lrvx why does Linus have a kiwifarms account but not a fediverse account

2025-12-31 05:13:39 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 @nprofile…lrvx thanks for gnu/Linux titboy maybe if you wrote it in rust instead of typescript we'd be on Mars by now

2025-12-31 05:11:02 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 well who the fuck wrote the realtime ts -> js compiler I thought that was all handled on the hardware level

2025-12-31 05:08:30 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 I thought Richie Gnu made the hardward

2025-12-31 05:06:21 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 are we thinking of two different toe fungus guys

2025-12-31 05:04:54 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 the one who isn't a faggot, the one allied with the toe fungus guy, the guy with his penis in a Nvidia gpu

2025-12-31 05:01:34 UTC

Whatever the non gay gpl version that Linus likes, that's my posts, except I own the rights to my posts, but you can make derivative works, or whatever. Idk

2025-12-31 04:59:03 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 fuck the model I trained to generate cp leaked on the darkweb

2025-12-31 04:53:17 UTC

Government agent who searches Google for cp and clicks the report button

2025-12-31 04:28:01 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 @nprofile…mvkf I checked (I have an ssh key lol) and it's a zip bomb the server's going down in like 2 seconds bye

2025-12-31 04:12:13 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 the faggotry is the bitter pill one must swallow for that sweet sweet funny money

2025-12-31 04:04:51 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 since i thought it'd be a funny bit

2025-12-31 03:46:11 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 oh good he's gay i might still have a chance

2025-12-31 03:10:58 UTC

I'm okay with the gay as long as you hold hands in designated gay hold hands zones

2025-12-31 02:17:46 UTC

Seeing an uptick in people openly claiming they won't pay their taxes

2025-12-30 19:50:46 UTC

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@nprofile…c76x @nprofile…p2ej @nprofile…2qfh @nprofile…n9kq @nprofile…ydzq I'm losing it because ive heard another version of this song, implying not only someone made it, but someone else liked it enough to remix it

2025-12-30 08:01:01 UTC

I'm from the galactic council is America great again yet or should I check back up in 100 years

2025-12-29 06:37:51 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 I'm not a pedophile I wanted to fuck Chris Hansen

2025-12-28 23:19:50 UTC

Had a panic attack and killed god sorry

2025-12-24 02:55:32 UTC

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@nprofile…hx6g @nprofile…d605 >when 1 unit of your currency is worth 1.0004 of itself

2025-12-23 23:04:27 UTC

https://media.freerobuxextremist.com/media/c8/de/ac/c8deac8e1f82a0bf055932cbf5e4482fdfc609bd57cbe679b44250be07fed91f.png

2025-12-23 07:41:09 UTC

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@nprofile…k8kd @nprofile…u7gv @nprofile…3n35 there's no way this can stay up for long, right? With how big it is, there's gonna be so few seeders.

2025-12-20 23:25:41 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 @nprofile…s9fz doing alright, hopefully finishing Christmas shopping tonight

2025-12-20 23:17:26 UTC

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@nprofile…s9fz cc @nprofile…pyr9 how's it going

2025-12-20 04:59:43 UTC

Lemme cyberrape a btiche reap quick

2025-12-19 18:40:05 UTC

I hate it when I hear Canadians say 'aboot'

2025-12-19 08:33:06 UTC

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@nprofile…k5zk this is why you want a machine penis instead of a hand penis, larger ball cartridges

2025-12-16 07:43:08 UTC

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@nprofile…mtzz they would say that

2025-12-16 06:55:43 UTC

I don't want to cum to woke rubbish, hello

2025-12-15 18:55:32 UTC

If it pleases the court, I'd like to remove the accused's pants

2025-12-14 21:50:14 UTC

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@nprofile…rpra aw this makes me sad

2025-12-14 04:07:00 UTC

Why do women like traveling so much

2025-12-13 03:23:49 UTC

I'm no longer transphobic you're welcome ladies hahaha! Just don't indoctrinate any kids, laugh track

2025-12-12 06:19:35 UTC

Technically it was rape, but neither of us got any pleasure from it, neither of us know how it started, and it is physically impossible for it to occur again

2025-12-12 03:34:17 UTC

Just matched to say youre passing great sweetie

2025-12-12 02:27:54 UTC

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@nprofile…c76x lesbian women are men, straight women haven't found the right woman yet, and men are untouchables

2025-12-10 16:51:53 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 Im just disappointed they don't have more bios it's like I'm a Sagittarius with boobs ok that doesn't tell me anything

2025-12-10 03:22:37 UTC

Rapes you in good faith

2025-12-10 02:48:35 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 @nprofile…r3cv @nprofile…rpra I want a smiling friends episode with a xenonfem.me denizen

2025-12-07 21:59:42 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 if you're a hypergamous foid dni

2025-12-07 21:56:37 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 nah they'll love it because they think might makes right and this'll lead to that

2025-12-07 21:39:53 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 scamming pedophiles by circumcising Muslim children

2025-12-07 21:37:56 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 they're lesbians don't worry about it babe

2025-12-07 21:37:31 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 do you still rape the children if they can prove they're Jewish

2025-12-07 21:36:08 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 why would I risk my triple IQ seed producing lobotomite heirs

2025-12-07 21:27:35 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 invader zim bitches should be on the fediverse then

2025-12-07 04:37:43 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 I don't like that

2025-12-07 04:33:14 UTC

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@nprofile…pyr9 it's like jerking off to something which wasn't meant to be jerked off to, it's like you're a predator, it's like homegrown food meant to be savoured that you're instead shoving down your throat, idk.

2025-12-07 04:31:29 UTC

I don't want to strangle and punch bitches I want them to spill their brainness onto my spilt brainness and we can mix the colours all prettylike

2025-12-07 04:28:19 UTC

I'm fucking stupid why do I look at porn when real women are this hot