Matt H / is on Nostr

Fuckable cartoon dog and farm dad simulator, amongst other things. Goes by many names.

I am not here to facilitate good life choices. Piss bread.

Last Notes

2024-09-14 00:21:33

Polling places without sausage sizzles should be illegal.

2024-09-09 22:11:10

There is literally nothing ablo won't do to avoid actually have to govern this country.
god he's a fucking cretin.
But he did have a mum, so I suppose that's something in his favour.

2024-08-14 05:31:25

L M F A O
You had ONE job. JUST ONE. And you fucked it up. Incredible areas.
You love to see it (from this side of politics, at least).
http://12ft.io/https://www.smh.com.au/politics/nsw/nsw-libs-in-chaos-as-party-fails-to-nominate-council-candidates-20240814-p5k2f4.html

2024-08-12 07:55:56

If you like, you can now request to send your poop to the government and they will let you.
https://aus.social/@dwillanski/112946430807037388

2024-06-06 01:14:23

Had parent-teacher interview with for the kiddo the other day (scheduled, not "the teacher wanted to talk).
They said she's a good student and that, really, her report card is going to be full of Bs.
This is all I've been able to think about all week.
https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/567/021/077/762/827/original/f48adb8becfae95d.mp4

2024-05-30 00:20:41

LMFAO.
I can't imagine what may have been weighing on people's minds in 2022 (the last time this particular event was held in this particular Victorian capital city) that could potentially be skewing the denominator here????
https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/527/168/053/379/554/original/d54bb0caa2930db1.png

2024-05-15 03:47:01

How to tell, in three words, that you're about to read something that is incredibly stupid.
https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/443/051/810/562/806/original/86cab92ee36a215f.png

2024-04-22 07:47:31

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@npub1vlh…f6as “congratulations for 11 years on LinkedIn!”
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