DevilishLemonBar 🦥⚡🏳️‍🌈

Electrical "Engineer" Aggie'20.
Onlyfans (NSFW): http://tx.ag/Igebcre

₿IP-47: http://helali.me/bip47
⚡Node: 03817596435f25a156da4a89c9dabf2a3e4f9a74418543f3de6b77cab780a473a1

Public Key

npub1y3k2nheva29y9ej8a22e07epuxrn04rvgy28wvs54y57j7vsxxuq0gvp4j

NIP-05 Address

_@slothy.win

NIP-57 Address

slothy@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqszgm9fmukw4zjzuer749vhlvs7rpeh63kyz9rhxg22j20f0xgrrwqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0vj9kcd

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nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1y3k2nheva29y9ej8a22e07epuxrn04rvgy28wvs54y57j7vsxxuq0gvp4j

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2024-09-11 12:56:22

I thought this was a meme/fake
https://image.nostr.build/7ace2518139219291aaae53a652ad1c5da20175d6764d76af7f5be38ef1b30c1.jpg
But nope, it's real
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1833728804579111268
What the fuck...?

2024-09-09 15:39:59

Second wave of Swan Bitcoin scam emails out, warn your less technically savvy buddies.

2024-09-08 16:39:10

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@nprofile…pyug please remove the reaction. When I send a report, I expect a report. Not an automatic reaction bundled with it.

2024-09-06 21:18:53

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Actually from a quick test it looks like they don't even wait for a confirmation(?). My Aqua LN swap took less than 10 seconds.

2024-09-06 21:05:27

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Fair enough. The minimum time for the payment is ~1/2mins since Liquid blocks are generated every minute and whatever Boltz takes to find a route.
I'm not sure what the timeout is but I can't imagine it being very long, so probably not getting into hours.
The downsides of swaps vs native LN... but comes with no inbound liquidity, FCs, and channel management nonsense + being fully insulated from onchain fee spikes 🤷‍♂️

2024-09-06 19:49:39

Anyone know an effective Amethyst filter to block those useless reply bots?

2024-09-06 19:28:29

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On that matter; @nprofile…qxg6 y'all should add more boltz swap providers like https://swap.diamondhands.technology/ and compare rates, go with cheapest, or randomly if the same fee for better censorship resistance and reliability :)

2024-09-06 19:25:17

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Makes sense then! :)

2024-09-06 19:20:35

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That is odd, the fee for that should be a predictable and reproduceable 14ish sats per liquid utxo in the tx and boltz fee being 1 sat + routing fee from Boltz->Alby 🤔

2024-09-06 19:15:34

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It uses Boltz Liquid<->LN swaps. It's essentially Muun except there is no unpredictable fee issues and/or subsidizing for turbo channels by being Liquid-first.
I think most issues will be around tiny LN payments not suitable for a Boltz swap or Boltz being unable to find a route to the receiver and this only being apparent to the sender (Aqua) after a while..

2024-09-06 17:45:15

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👀

2024-09-06 14:40:39

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Yeah, and an odd urge to.. jump. It's like a subconscious voice tempting you to do it.

2024-09-05 18:31:43

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I get intrusive thoughts about jumping off / leaping from edges and great heights but it doesn't really bother me, it's just an automatic but odd response.
Does your brain do that too? If you have a fear of heights I can see that combination sucking 😅

2024-09-04 17:14:07

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Practically all of them do, you can only limit the damage with these unpredictable events.
It only reduces response times, it does not prevent anything.

2024-08-28 16:12:21

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2024-08-28 15:08:07

I pay 60% of my monthly income on rent.
I love existing. 🥰

2024-08-28 14:00:44

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Mind you I'm not convinced that nostr as a concept is actually viable without big centralized relays essentially operating as their own walled gardens in distinct communities

2024-08-28 13:58:19

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Fair - but encryption aside: nostr is specifically designed to avoid any P2P aspects.
For better or for worse the relay model is what defines nostr 🤷‍♂️ - we'll see if that pans out.
"It doesn't rely on any trusted central server, hence it is resilient; it is based on cryptographic keys and signatures, so it is tamperproof; **it does not rely on P2P techniques, and therefore it works.**" - https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nostr

2024-08-28 04:37:25

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absolutely pathetic

2024-08-27 05:45:31

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Yes.

2024-08-26 19:15:45

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This is a French peculiarity, not an EU one. They've always been weird about encryption.

2024-08-26 19:04:05

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Unironically posting garbage from the DailyMail is an interesting indicator of either a) your intelligence or b) malice.

2024-08-26 18:59:42

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Make tomato sauce and jar it!

2024-08-26 10:46:56

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Nostr's whole point is that it isn't P2P. Relays are fundamental to that. If your solution is P2P, it's not nostr.
Ideally, relays should not see any plaintext unencrypted content that would make them liable, but idk how that would work.
But yes, currently relays are a liability nightmare.

2024-08-26 08:02:37

Only on nostr would I find people unironically calling for a late stage capitalism CEO cabal monstrosity to literally hold the world hostage and present it as a "solution"
#nevent1q…4vgr

2024-08-25 22:50:33

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My coturn is already setup for nextcloud/REST, so shared secret auth is enabled.
Once you do that, the only format for username/password auth you can use will be turn:timestamp:username:key@hostname:port
The username will necessarily be of the format xxx:yyy in this case.
Classic username:password and REST can't be configured at the same time on coturn

2024-08-25 22:18:46

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OK, looking at: https://github.com/0xchat-app/0xchat-app-base/blob/ebcc02d8a886c2c9e37a508dffe4d9ead9b7e198/ox_common/lib/model/ice_server_model.dart#L90
They should just let you specify a username and password manually. Their approach is broken if you're using static auth since the username field will be timestamp:username and the password is the key
so it would be formatted as timestamp:username:key which their code won't handle as it expects username:password
blegh

2024-08-25 22:14:07

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SimpleX isn't the issue, it's 0xchat.

2024-08-25 21:25:38

anyone know the format for a custom ICE server on 0xchat? It isn't documented.
Presumably I would need to specify the secret in addition to the hostname for TURN; but in what manner? Do I need a duplicate entry for STUN? 🤔
While you're here, what is the difference between SimpleX and 0xchat

2024-08-25 20:15:09

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Apparently so
You'd have a better chance by actually promoting self sovereignty and bitcoin to democratic bases and hopefully finding a pro bitcoin democratic candidate in the future.
Pandering to the right is useless. Trumpian politics fucked the republican party to the point of no return.

2024-08-23 03:20:19

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And the author in the original source is...
https://u.today/godfrey-benjamin
"Godfrey Benjamin is an experienced crypto journalist"
Lucifer help me

2024-08-23 00:15:59

The seed oil "cause of every disease" people are straight up lunatics. No matter how much I purge, my feed is still always peppered by them.

2024-08-22 18:25:59

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They're spineless. Clown behavior.

2024-08-22 03:30:34

Playing with Gossip again. I much prefer it to using nostr on the browser. The only thing that comes even close is noStrudel.
I can set much higher PoW settings on Gossip though since it uses all cores/threads 😁

2024-08-22 02:59:18

The "general public" is incredibly stupid.
I don't see how self-custody in its current state is even feasible for 90% of the population.
We're talking about the same people who would go buy gift cards to pay "the IRS" when someone with an indian accent calls them.
We already see the shitcoin space and how retarded people can be with a) financial decisions but more importantly b) with securing their keys. And that sample of idiots is above average when it comes to tech literacy.
Things like Bitkey that abstract securing the private key away from you are a good first step but even that isn't idiot proof.
Is the average joe doomed to rely on custodians due to their own stupidity? Bitcoin isn't fiat, there is no undo button or a bank to eat the loss.

2024-08-21 04:17:36

Someone sent me a random (non trivial) amount of Tether on Liquid on a test wallet I was playing with
I never even posted an address
https://c.tenor.com/LfYgloztN2IAAAAd/tenor.gif

2024-08-20 04:51:27

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Oof
I was just going to play with it since it looked kinda smart how they use bip-85 with the Jade for LN but I'll reconsider 😂

2024-08-20 03:51:30

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Oh, I thought you actually lost the 400K sats and not just having liquidity issues. Wouldn't you just be able to close the channel onchain anyway?

2024-08-20 03:16:59

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A Jade appeared with a whole BTC in it.
But it's on Liquid and none of the federation members would let me peg out.
~Ende~

2024-08-20 03:14:46

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Wait, what's the story behind this? Which wallet?

2024-08-20 00:06:21

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only if smol pp

2024-08-18 21:26:53

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Still hoping for a ~20k retest before 2024 ends to stack more bargain sats

2024-08-15 23:33:04

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depends on payments methods and currency pairs but I've seen anywhere from 3% to much, much higher.
idk though, I have limited experience with it.

2024-08-15 15:29:35

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While praising another tyrannical government (cough, Russia, cough).
Spineless grifters don't get my support. These vermin have no actual principles.
If you don't support American imperialism, you wouldn't support Russian imperialism, or Chinese authoritarianism, or the Gaza genocide...

2024-08-15 15:26:16

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Poor inverted somalia
Couldn't even get the star right 😿 😅

2024-08-15 15:24:07

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If you think I'm retarded for thinking this pls let me know & why

2024-08-15 15:23:04

Friendly reminder that Aqua is fucking fantastic and you should give it a try: https://aquawallet.io
Also slightly controversial opinion but Liquid+swaps > e-cash for any amount >2000 sats when it comes to usability.
I'd rank things:
Self-custody BTC/LN > Liquid+LN swaps* > e-cash** > custodial LN**
* self-custody but permissioned network - kinda workable for zaps >2k given the new 0.01sat/vb rates.
** no self-custody

2024-08-15 15:15:08

Can the weather kinda chill I don't have AC here pls
I'm SOGGY. I never thought that term would describe me.

2024-08-15 12:32:58

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Get yourself a paramotor.

2024-08-14 01:23:14

Gotta love traditional banking where a correspondent bank that you have zero relation with can casually skim a 60 USD fee on a SWIFT transfer (that took two weeks to arrive) 🥰🥰🥰
If you're wondering... it's a 4 figure sum, peanuts. Madness.

2024-08-13 14:26:24

Many thanks to Bert for shipping me a Jade despite some challenges. Shipping to Italy sucks.
EU folk, get your kit from their store: https://bitcoinbrabant.com/en/winkel/
#nevent1q…trrf

2024-08-13 14:23:12

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I support this as well, despite no guarantees on compliance obviously, a mechanism like this should exist.

2024-08-13 14:21:37

Man the Blockstream Jade is absolutely tiny! It's so compact that videos don't do it justice.
You don't need to be very brave to smuggle this into certain places 😂🫡

2024-08-13 10:29:31

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Yessir

2024-08-13 03:00:13

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Howdy

2024-08-12 19:38:49

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27.1 is already installed:
https://image.nostr.build/d926fc6b83bc66ae45bd3004b025bbc157b6893e4a9bff266b1a82cf4e1c24d8.png
Last build is 2 months ago to 27.1: https://flathub.org/apps/org.bitcoincore.bitcoin-qt
Why is am I getting an update today...?
https://image.nostr.build/b7c88ba5e1e26d346f09efcea76864b281e4e53ae3a7bc4dcbc4a3dac107301e.png

2024-08-12 19:32:04

Odd behavior with the bitcoin-core flatpak from flathub - I don't see any new updates or changes to the packaging github.
Version 27.1 currently installed. And yet, today I see that there is a <30 MB update available.. to 27.1 with no possibility to see what changed or what it contains.
Huh?

2024-08-12 19:10:32

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obviously a lot of people in this space dislike state encroachment and prefer smaller governments, but that isn't reality and will not be your reality in Europe.

2024-08-12 19:08:54

Opinion from a Non-EU observer:
You know, people shit on the EU a lot due to a lot of their regulations sounding (and well, being) a bit dystopian. But if you look into it without preconceptions, the regulations make sense a lot of the time **as long as** EU institutions are democratically run and reflect the will of the people.
So the solution is simple, be more active in EU elections and EU institutions, make sure you're actively participating and don't just disregard them in favor of local elections. If more EU citizens actually understood the importance and took them as seriously as national elections, the system would work a lot better.
You can't opt out, you're simply silencing yourself.

2024-08-12 19:00:17

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very odd, their downloads simply point to the github 🤔
perhaps an (unauthorized) good samaritan? suspicious nonetheless.

2024-08-12 15:30:38

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using nostr private keys to custody bitcoin is probably the most reckless thing you can possible do knowing how people treat their private keys
without safe secs keep the nsec away from your corn

2024-08-12 13:56:20

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OMAD + ADF is honestly the best lifehack
I spend less time craving food, less money on food, and it is pretty much impossible to pass my calorie limit

2024-08-12 12:39:28

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I moved most funds through swaps to Liquid. All leftovers with high ppm paths to the swap service back to onchain after closing channels.

2024-08-12 12:35:32

Slothy lightning node is officially shutdown - scrubbing logs and database. 🫡
Before closing we had 42 channels and 1.86 BTC in capacity.
Thank you to all peers.
https://amboss.space/node/03817596435f25a156da4a89c9dabf2a3e4f9a74418543f3de6b77cab780a473a1

2024-08-12 09:45:05

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The least companies can do is block access to settlers in illegally occupied territories, but that is difficult to do without blocking Palestinians.

2024-08-11 23:05:06

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Tried stamping your note and it worked, took a while to confirm but the app didn't crash.

2024-08-11 10:06:48

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It's regionally dependant. 30C in Qatar is pleasant spring weather. In some European regions it's a risk of death for the elderly. If you're not used to weather extremes / acclimated (hot or cold) you're vulnerable. Construction designed to hold heat and deal with harsh winters adds to this and turns homes into ovens + lack of air-conditioning.

2024-08-11 10:04:30

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I keep em for the well mannered.

2024-08-11 09:38:46

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Learn to communicate respectfully, grumpy old man.

2024-08-11 09:26:56

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Submit a PR or stfu

2024-08-10 11:31:54

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Insects are am incredibly efficient protein source in terms of protein grams / resources expended to be fair

2024-08-09 18:51:54

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Agreed. I can't tolerate the taste of any alcoholic beverage anyway... other than vodka/screwdrivers.
So I never really picked up drinking 🤷‍♂️
It's the lamest drug tbh with disproportionate downsides

2024-08-08 20:44:47

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Best for his wallet or best for the good of all? How can you be so sure?
Mind you, I'm not saying looking after yourself is inherently bad. Just that the assumption that someone would prioritize principles over their bag is not a guarantee regardless of how much you value that person.
Everyone has a price.

2024-08-08 20:25:48

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Agree

2024-08-08 20:16:29

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One interesting take is that the incentive can shift to mining at a loss if Bitcoin's utility is seen as worth the cost for the economic players using it. Where the cost of mining is seen as a fee in itself and the burden is taken by the players that are depending on the utility of the network.
Unlikely but a take nonetheless.

2024-08-08 20:11:28

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You're discounting the power of... money. And as such asking the wrong question.
The question goes from intellectualism and principles to how much your soul is worth. I think your answer is there.
It doesn't matter how smart someone is if they're bought.

2024-08-08 20:05:11

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satanists are pretty cool people generally

2024-08-08 20:03:48

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wtf

2024-08-08 20:02:36

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thanks for sharing zack

2024-08-08 14:00:51

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I'm hard.

2024-08-08 13:34:59

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Seed oils won't kill you. Feel free (and you should) use better oils and fats but the propaganda around seed oils is overblown.
The problem with Carbs is with people suffering from some form of metabolic disease or imbalance from shit diets. Once you're out of that cycle through some short term restriction, feel free to add them back to even 70% of your Calories. You'll retain the benefits you felt when you started your restrictive diet :)
This is all assuming you don't have any allergies or sensitivities. At the end of the day what works for you is way works for you, just be mindful of long term consequences with extreme diets.

2024-08-08 12:57:25

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The devolvement into weird rants and odd posts the last few weeks were a sign 😂

2024-08-08 12:03:31

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Stablecoins are the sole thing keeping Ethereum and their clones alive and relevant...

2024-08-08 12:01:54

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Keto would yield the same results.
Any extreme diet will help you reset and correct bad habits. There is nothing special about the carnivore diet, except that it is one of the worst for your health when it comes to restrictive diets.

2024-08-08 08:07:10

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I see 7.1?
Take care ❤️

2024-08-07 18:42:55

Orange man-child thinks he did something by capitalizing HUSSEIN.
What a fucking clown.
https://image.nostr.build/e3e41171d74fd727bea668c52dc995b48cce1de2bb0bab62a4ecf45c588da24c.png

2024-08-07 18:39:46

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20001 shitcoins, and bitcoin.

2024-08-07 14:21:54

Elon to advertisers: "Go fuck yourselves"
Advertisers: OK
A few moments later:
https://video.nostr.build/509c0f310e983df439e058ea83060a99645810bcdcd93386e37857262ca84da8.mp4
#nevent1q…43az

2024-08-07 14:17:21

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What a fucking clown lmao

2024-08-07 13:47:18

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that sounds quite problematic

2024-08-07 10:12:31

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oh it's Melvin pulling statistics out of his ass again :o

2024-08-07 07:08:22

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https://libgen.is *

2024-08-07 07:07:28

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lingen.is
It's up.

2024-08-06 15:28:50

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wen italy

2024-08-06 12:27:54

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Swan spent all their cash on Tucker Carlson.

2024-08-06 06:29:12

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Oh no how could I ever store an easily exportable file/qr code that is not security-critical and thus can be stored in more locations with only privacy considerations..
The tooling around multisig has improved dramatically, Specter, Nunchuk, etc. Throw that sheet (or file in a flash drive) at every location where a seed of a signer of the multisig is located and you're done.

2024-08-05 23:29:56

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Oh the beauty of multi-vendor multisig 🤭

2024-08-05 23:16:56

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This is true, which is why it makes sense at the $25 promo price.
At the $150 asking price, it's a tapsigner with an added fingerprint sensor, but with additional tradeoffs and vendor lock-in.
I can only see this being a useful product if they keep the current model for entry-level users and unlock it for use as a blind signer for any multisig setup.
> if someone has hijacked your phone and what appears on its screen.
this is common for all blind signers, not a bitkey specific issue.

2024-08-05 21:48:54

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Deets and how much

2024-08-05 21:45:22

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I mean, you could achieve that with amethyst and a muted words list.
I do think the 'default' nostr experience leans heavily into bitcoin, and probably more importantly heavily right-leaning and slightly conspiratorial.
But I don't think this is the reason anyway.