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2024-09-04 13:48:05

#Monero #Meme
https://image.nostr.build/ffa123fbb7ddd077f98e40cca8fade5a9cf4855d3d86ff884ec720989c4ac8a8.jpg

2024-08-29 23:41:35

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Target practice. ☺️
Throwing out truth and seeing what sticks to the point.
Hate you?
Pity you more like it.

2024-08-29 23:27:02

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You had Rex Damascus muted. How would you know if he was a nice guy or not?
Blah blah blah.
I'm Mr Perfect. I can make no mistakes. It's everyone else who is wrong.
Dum fux.
Both of you actually.
No one cared about InkblotArt until it wasn't.
Why should I care about something that was leaking money?
Gone.
Learned lessons that leave Bitcoiners in denial.
V4V doesn't work with free loading Bitcoiners who are too good to support their brethren.
Nostr is censorship free, unless you speak out against Bitcoiners, then they go woke and do their damnedest to cancel you.
Go #Monero?
Damn, why do you hate #Bitcoin?
Holy Shaboobahlah.
I don't see the point in worshipping a tool, especially one that isn't private.
Nostr is for everyone, and it's a hell of a lot bigger than Bitcoin or the cheap ass Bitcoiner.
DID I RECEIVE SUPPORT?!
I did.
Probably unfairly. There's way more accounts that deserve your zaps or likes if you're too cheap to zap.
Keep nostr alive! Support OnlyZaps!
Fuck that noise.
No one's zapping. #Lightning is too damn convoluted for a normie NPC to run. Bitchcoiners are too stingy to use it so Bitcoin can scale.
Lightning is a flash in the pan.

2024-08-29 18:27:03

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When will you create something of value?
You'd be getting zaps if there was any actual value.
If you actually got zaps, you'd stop complaining about 1 sat zaps.

2024-08-26 23:25:54

@nprofile…qt7a Pew Pew.
https://image.nostr.build/8b9b990998b036bda7654172db747d0ebf471a39427c6d443c9be13b7336bcc9.jpg

2024-08-26 18:12:30

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True, to an extent.
In 2024, mining Monero Is profitable still, but you need to find the cheapest source of electricity possible.
For $400 you can get a used server that will push close to 9000 hash/second. CPU mining only.

2024-08-26 17:53:37

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I am on amethyst. The base64 image didn't render.

2024-08-26 17:08:51

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Straight males.

2024-08-26 16:44:54

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Had a buddy decode your message. Now he wants to know what client you use.
Care to share?

2024-08-26 16:08:18

https://miningpoolstats.stream/monero
#Monero is decentralized. But it needs more.
Mine with your PC or laptop. Find a good pool. Support the network.

2024-08-26 15:49:25

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Events aren't showing up.

2024-08-26 15:06:40

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My actions are actually a mirror of many bitchcoiners.
I speak a language they use.

2024-08-26 14:33:06

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Thanks for the pointers.
I will nostr how I please.

2024-08-26 13:59:40

If you don't have haters, you're doing something wrong.
Therefore I'm doing alright.
Thanks for the hate buddy.
#nevent1q…exp7

2024-08-25 14:07:19

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Though its rate will be slow, the perpetual inflation of Monero means that its price and market cap aren't driven by scarcity like Bitcoin. XMR's inflation rate decreases with time, which should preserve the value of the network to some degree.
-stolen from the net.
Monero doesn't want to be Bitcoin.
It's a whole other Beast.

2024-08-25 13:00:42

#Monero #Meme
https://image.nostr.build/3037d96a982b2734ad3bd0f359e65140e9c53d610bd0f23b44cb2254be5a243f.jpg

2024-08-24 14:38:02

Who buys #catstr treats with #Monero?
Comment below.
https://image.nostr.build/d1f6583fbceff32ead498061277464b6f9f6093961d312ca93534c660ec54813.jpg

2024-08-23 03:05:42

#Monero has the most complete privacy guarantees of any cryptocurrency. Every transaction hides the sender, receiver, and amount. This is enforced through strict consensus rules. Monero addresses never appear on the blockchain, ever. Instead, funds are transferred using stealth addresses. This completely prevents people from surveiling you by searching your address for related transactions. Transaction amounts are always hidden because of RingCT, which stands for ring confidential transactions. This prevents people knowing wallet balances at all using Bulletproof+ zero knowledge proofs. The source of funds spent in transactions (the transaction graph) is hidden with ring signatures, a part of RingCT. This process is completely non-interactive. Transactions appear to spend several sources of funds (including real money held by other people), without revealing the real source. Remember, the link between these sources of funds and addresses is also broken! Transactions are broadcast to the networking using Dandelion++, which makes it more difficult to determine the origin sending node. Monero software, including Cake Wallet and Monero.com, support connections over Tor as well. Every Monero transaction supports these enormous privacy enhancements without any user effort whatsoever.

2024-08-22 15:49:40

https://image.nostr.build/fb478019abe340fd50c6270a7ddbd6a7d783f8fbdf0909ef8c8ea2e98217cd96.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/f25e5c6c1a14470211337264068325624a51c2e98c5689b1651483e3ef4cd180.jpg
#monero mining.
What's your set up?

2024-08-21 16:11:54

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RESPECT 😀!!

2024-08-21 16:03:52

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Thanks for that!

2024-08-21 16:00:10

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Fast! My xmr node is running in a generic laptop. Nothing special.

2024-08-21 15:55:21

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I will admit that I was surprised at the interface that Monero has for its node. Downloaded it for Linux, and away we synched. Took a month and a half though!

2024-08-21 15:49:23

Why not a no frills node?
But no, let's cram all sorts of stuff and options in a weak OS and market it well to Bitcoiners.
Whatever happened to keeping it simple?
#nevent1q…96tr

2024-08-21 15:22:24

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This is scary true.

2024-08-21 15:21:46

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$5
https://image.nostr.build/a208873a60967fb44768933ddcd5245bacc3a3a533554b096c24fe9bb65c68ae.jpg

2024-08-21 15:18:12

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I don't need you wallet information. Just need to harvest your metadata. The more you interact with the Bitcoin blockchain the better profile I can build on you.
Thanks, on it.

2024-08-21 15:09:53

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Kek, you stole the words right out of my mouth.

2024-08-21 15:02:31

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Cool story bro.
Let's talk delisting and privacy, can you compare?

2024-08-21 14:58:30

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1XMR=1XMR
Thanks for comparing us to fiat values. 😁

2024-08-21 11:12:58

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Do you own and use Monero?

2024-08-21 02:57:44

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Wow. It's a meme, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
In all seriousness, it was a submitted meme. I posted on this npub, cuz that's what I do.
As per adversarial, have you tried to talk to a Bitcoiner about anything but Bitcoin?
Shitcoin this, shitcoin that.
I'm not trying to fix anything.

2024-08-21 01:33:36

https://image.nostr.build/c0a926f88bf8ce87d49058e35af0b76f8d618a7d143699fdbb55e415361455b9.jpg
Too real?
#btc #privacy #memes

2024-08-20 17:30:39

https://image.nostr.build/93e1e26d995c8e471f0ae5911d5bc8194c8a7762dc7234dfddd0ac1d48df0048.jpg
https://fightlite.com/
Lever action AR platform.

2024-08-20 14:04:40

Much self importance!
Arrogant bitchcoiner.
"I can NEVER be wrong!"
Why?
"I'm balls deep in BTC."
Secretly wishes to gargle Saylor's balls.
#nevent1q…6m2p

2024-08-20 14:01:47

https://image.nostr.build/5e6bb675e975945eee0bad68f7a59b27d0b582172a8a356a1516053d951caa2e.jpg
#Monero #Memes

2024-08-20 06:24:24

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Oh heck, I agree. But I find it funny to say it was stolen.

2024-08-20 06:10:50

#Monero #memes
https://image.nostr.build/6ca602986459b293b174298d5edb6e29e5a9f3aaa663b4b1b7de591510ec9c98.jpg
Stolen from https://xmrmemes.org/meme/1719314775.1911726

2024-08-19 18:02:28

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Amazing, thank you.

2024-08-19 14:33:13

Use #Monero #memes
https://image.nostr.build/4ec53078e7e0bc3158264a508871e03d6d3d5516bf72a28c5f12804607842deb.jpg

2024-08-19 03:01:08

#Monero
https://image.nostr.build/2d9811f98bc46e0f45faed83991a6a4de309cece4e1e27aa744d5fd48472992f.jpg

2024-08-13 00:59:57

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Penis.

2024-08-12 23:53:01

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Where?

2024-08-12 21:40:11

#Bitcoiners. Bitchcoiners
Sensitive souls they are.
Can dish it out, but cannot take the heat! 🔥

2024-08-12 21:26:13

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Didn't read, don't care. 😁

2024-08-12 21:25:22

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Maybe, maybe not.
https://image.nostr.build/30df036776bd286bd9de0440fccba9d11b2d813e58cadcc5524a8b014ba25d95.jpg
But I'll never be the walking, talking dick like you.

2024-08-12 21:19:46

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https://image.nostr.build/26520a9abf469947b1087d86f5bb3614b7ee9a90cdd79d46fc4e1bc49ab80738.jpg

2024-08-12 21:17:45

https://image.nostr.build/ab9e16d9b356903c0a88367bd03cc3098607e2804f295bfb0d2cdbf7700aa94a.jpg
#Monero #Memes

2024-08-12 21:16:15

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😁 #nevent1q…xjwh

2024-08-12 20:57:58

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https://image.nostr.build/e90677f6675f815ccb2e90faf7a38caa350c4f8bab6396bffe50b64a0dd69193.jpg
#Bitcoin is a journey to discover #Monero
https://image.nostr.build/ffcedae3941a2acc0df587420a1d1f1a116748344b4eab56b63061c44a89b0df.jpg

2024-08-12 20:46:19

https://image.nostr.build/d45f5b48b5951e0b32a0a26c118f157bc21c962ee4b46cf26f55f51e2a7ba9e8.jpg
#Monero #Memes

2024-08-12 20:38:09

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Not your keys, not your coins 🔑 🍴
#Monero, your keys; your coins. No one else needs to know.

2024-08-12 20:35:46

#nevent1q…4tl8
#Lightning is a flawless and stunning experience. Easy peasy to run.
-false.
#Monero
Your keys. Your coins. No one else needs to know.

2024-08-12 20:24:47

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https://image.nostr.build/af083b09bbb3a882bc08b5111966fde10c40ddf5f25c3444a08a6d23064dc7a4.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/d750524faa20bef30035bf015fbd5be436584c55b1181923da4f5f083e5a7188.jpg
#nevent1q…f58t

2024-08-12 19:19:05

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https://image.nostr.build/e5ac7641497dbfe01107fe19335a6bdda36c52fcc1a9905c6bdf9e7c1ad6f2a0.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/27cc4644d3bd03911518abdf68e64c7c4d4a0dcc3427cf1514052643c87ad457.jpg

2024-08-12 18:38:29

https://image.nostr.build/79b025ea4bc11199d172a0877e2cd2def05e579db9299a76662974084cb0e914.jpg
#Bitcoin Maximalism is a thought cancer.
#Monero #Memes

2024-08-12 18:33:08

https://image.nostr.build/3b46b95b08b419e737f01e5e7b0313c5fc703ec31136f500b70cf39262c0b629.jpg

2024-08-12 18:19:41

https://youtu.be/ccJ33hLaMF0
Michael Saylor; "... maybe you need #monero."

2024-08-12 18:02:53

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Is secret BITCHCOINER.
No bawls.

2024-08-12 17:53:21

Lightning so EZ.
NOT.
#nevent1q…3nnl

2024-08-12 17:14:55

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Do I look like Google answers?
Do your own research.

2024-08-12 17:11:26

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https://image.nostr.build/90bd0e9766c42d43faaf0623048926e32bb6f585320cd5aad72507568197788e.jpg

2024-08-12 16:56:52

I thought Bitcoiners were made of sterner stuff.
This fellah is a Bitchcoiner.
And I am living rent free in they head
#nevent1q…lele

2024-08-12 16:27:44

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YOU MAD BRO? 😁😍

2024-08-12 15:36:32

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Followed. 😁

2024-08-12 15:34:57

https://image.nostr.build/f45d844ba985dabd0f9010e2c35e9a72ca034ce109e25b89d8f4ad95024d80f6.jpg
#nevent1q…084e

2024-08-12 15:24:16

https://image.nostr.build/3b46b95b08b419e737f01e5e7b0313c5fc703ec31136f500b70cf39262c0b629.jpg
#nevent1q…n8lx

2024-08-12 14:56:37

https://image.nostr.build/90bd0e9766c42d43faaf0623048926e32bb6f585320cd5aad72507568197788e.jpg
#nevent1q…vkdp

2024-08-12 14:33:45

#Bitcoin #Monero
You take on heavy flak when you are over the target.

2024-08-12 14:31:13

https://image.nostr.build/d69d423a8819a0acb2ba3599eed05b95de763c742ad6595dcca66996802c1a83.jpg
#nevent1q…mc6d

2024-08-12 14:29:39

Totally accurate and acceptable.
Buncha LARPs anyhoo.
#nevent1q…ylzj

2024-08-12 14:25:06

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#nevent1q…5eym

2024-08-12 14:22:38

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https://image.nostr.build/5c3f6275ab12e0942f31e38f39537224acb6946ef485095384091719b8869b00.gif

2024-08-12 14:19:48

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The more we learn about poop, the better we can care for ourselves. Never underestimate the power of a good poop

2024-08-12 14:07:17

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Who is seething? 😁
This is fucking funny as hell.

2024-08-12 13:44:21

Stolen from @nprofile…6xxu
Cuz fuck that guy.
#Monero #Meme
https://image.nostr.build/61a7f510242e5f714a5ae9d54fd3a2ad28db7e305209f20cfeb3bd560a5e1aad.jpg

2024-08-12 13:25:08

#nevent1q…je8n

2024-08-12 13:22:52

https://image.nostr.build/408efa0e0bc0d578ef6c8179e2147cfd768068f5c5081b31052da4a48b63fc25.jpg
#Monero #XMR #Memes

2024-08-11 23:57:20

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Nice work!

2024-08-11 21:17:29

#Nostr adoption is way more important than #Bitcoin adoption.

2024-08-11 21:10:35

Not to be racist, but my user experience sucked with Zeus.
#nevent1q…7kkx

2024-08-11 14:46:20

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😂

2024-08-10 16:13:43

Canada has world's fastest-growing rate of MAID use, according to new report - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCPs7bF0TKE
Fuck the state, live your life in such a way that your very existence defies the CorpGov system.

2024-08-10 16:08:38

Thanks for the #Monero tips anons!
https://image.nostr.build/30df036776bd286bd9de0440fccba9d11b2d813e58cadcc5524a8b014ba25d95.jpg
#Memes

2024-08-10 12:27:28

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Spoken like a true chicken shit Bitcoiner.

2024-08-09 19:39:55

"Just use lightning ⚡!"
Kekaroo!
#nevent1q…tw9d

2024-08-09 18:55:17

#Monero #XMR #meme
https://image.nostr.build/af083b09bbb3a882bc08b5111966fde10c40ddf5f25c3444a08a6d23064dc7a4.jpg

2024-08-09 18:34:23

#Monero #XMR #meme
https://image.nostr.build/53e7a4a22ea238c3bfb08f0004c3a28f45dc5f8cf6d427825223e3555384636e.jpg

2024-08-09 18:31:03

https://qu.ax/Uagx.png
#XMR #Monero #memes

2024-08-09 18:28:39

https://blog.changelly.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/pts0qnllv5l31.jpg
#XMR #Monero #Memes

2024-08-09 12:48:35

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Sned #XMR.

2024-08-09 12:36:22

#nevent1q…t7m5
Lightning?
No worky.

2024-08-08 23:05:17

#Monero #Meme
https://image.nostr.build/d69d423a8819a0acb2ba3599eed05b95de763c742ad6595dcca66996802c1a83.jpg

2024-08-08 13:42:18

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😁😂🤣

2024-08-08 12:59:02

https://image.nostr.build/a16890accf1d8373c0f5823f9ed6aefd78b5d13e4f594d0fa0d5b46b6be2e181.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/42a3e2a94c24ea4fc93adf35caee1b37dd16c051f4bfa04d6c5ccb14f0edd6cd.jpg
#mining at home. No ASIC, just a hefty computer running Linux and xmrig.
Where's the GUI?
I don't need no fucking GUI!
👀
@nprofile…u5lj many thanks for your support. POW gets paid.

2024-08-07 17:37:09

"Lightning will kill Monero!"
#nevent1q…k6n8

2024-08-05 18:21:13

#memes https://image.nostr.build/8f388a52b0374ac23e608c275c01662ef92ff4079f9f48cf4f3ba3acb16269b2.jpg

2024-08-05 17:24:06

#nevent1q…qngn
https://shum.fyi/shum.png

2024-08-05 15:57:16

It's evident that the election process has failed. Never again can it be trusted
#DropTheDollar; Use #Monero.

2024-08-05 15:16:10

RIP to another layer 2 solution. $800K goodbye.
#nevent1q…yry9