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Bitcoinbonden

Norwegian farmer selling beef, pork and firewood for #bitcoin

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Last Notes

2026-05-31 14:42:39 UTC

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Update: ITS WORKING!
https://blossom.primal.net/d35108a0a7c064474fc0d953864c9ef039a53fa958c5f1a06d40fcf8386a7df7.mp4
#nevent1q…7a3e

2026-05-26 16:42:20 UTC

Pigs are happy to be outside.
So go outside and be happy.
https://blossom.primal.net/8f0d00271b42a19ec8025102149d063f2efd1aee8fd5e0f4d65221517b854684.mp4

2026-05-23 13:34:13 UTC

Just a calf enjoying milk with his entire body.
https://blossom.primal.net/84a55769ae967fedcdda178a3e53e9455d1bb565f41f681086fbc26a60253798.mp4

2026-05-20 06:02:43 UTC

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Will do!

2026-05-19 15:02:56 UTC

Slaughter waste in a bin over the stream. Big hole in the top so the flies get in, small holes on the side so the maggots get out and drop into the water. Lets see if we can fatten some trout!
https://blossom.primal.net/19f18763c256825c2f126c309a0348fecec68d3709344135235ced957e51a433.jpg

2026-05-03 18:56:42 UTC

Found this
https://blossom.primal.net/0991d986438642e7ba97c144279932c66faa6f1b83abfbceb45a8c219b53b4d0.jpg

2026-05-02 12:25:44 UTC

Young bulls out on the leased pasture. Feels like summer🌞🤠
https://blossom.primal.net/d8bf9fade8b34c821d4a5588a0a385b116db3a8353a722738ab4b03661902fa6.mp4

2026-04-26 07:15:18 UTC

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Thanks man😎

2026-04-26 07:06:13 UTC

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Correction:
Eight piglets was the final count. Thats the first time we’ve received piglets after the placenta came out.
Happy for the bonus piglets!
#nevent1q…xu0c

2026-04-25 15:43:15 UTC

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It happens. We’ve been very lucky to only lose around 10%🙏

2026-04-25 15:17:04 UTC

You win some you lose some. Todays litter was only six piglets, our lowest number ever😅
https://blossom.primal.net/df439cd1f34b3ba06f24534ffc0ede1456ae740255a1f349940824d30a3c57b0.jpg

2026-03-26 21:10:34 UTC

More windfall clearing today.
This tree was only 37 years old!
https://blossom.primal.net/e27716c499096e5778ffaa346320b3b0fbbd4fb24043e67535697b34feb937ac.jpg

2026-03-25 10:51:57 UTC

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You and me both🤝
https://blossom.primal.net/226074395ea6af11fe624112062491792d003b225e54296ee70ea9fcd4b3c530.jpg

2026-03-25 10:49:39 UTC

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Or course they wouldn’t find out if I sold a few logs.
But it makes it illegal at the economic viable scale.
I have transformed about 20 hactares from forest to pasture/silvopasture and couldnt have done it economically next year.

2026-03-25 09:47:14 UTC

From new years it’s illegal to sell timber from breaking new ground for agricultural use in Norway.
The circular regenerative concept we have built for years, illegal.
This picture is from my neighbours land, where I keep it tidy in the exchange for the timber.
It used to be a beautiful grass meadow, and is now a spruce plantation in shambles.
Tree plantations on agricultural land aint any good.
But I guess the EU beaurocrats dont want to hear about it.
Tree good, cow bad.
Even if the tree dies and the cows would thrive.
We’re not stopping though.
It’s time to go hunting for grey zones and loopholes.
And make some Norwegian politicians answer for themselves.
https://blossom.primal.net/89d40e723da5b1f35525d438682b683242d6f38cefec24cde106f808e104a0ea.jpg

2026-03-22 06:55:32 UTC

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Damn right. It’s one of my favorite parts of taking a farm which had largely been put out of operation for 50-100 years. I bet it looks a lot more like it did in the 1800s now.

2026-03-21 22:55:03 UTC

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I have a lot of repetitative farm chores that are similar to that, like moving cows or splitting wood. It sure gets you into some form of zen.
But this felt different. May be related to it being something I dont have to do, but that is beautiful and long lasting if done right.

2026-03-21 22:19:33 UTC

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Worth giving a shot. Chances are you’ll build something that lasts a long time.

2026-03-21 20:36:55 UTC

When you’re 8 months and 27 days pregnant for the first time and you just want to be done with it.
Soon girl. Soon.
https://blossom.primal.net/f3bf1eedfb533ac8a8b57728eebd600c2bd48e33cd26f2eb286a043e1ecfe7c4.jpg

2026-03-21 20:34:22 UTC

I think I discovered the most ancient form of meditation.
Putting one stone on top of another.
Then one more.
And another one.
Until your body is tired and your mind is clear.
https://blossom.primal.net/e4fa15635c4e701828f295f478b0c06fe9bdf98ce6f6800e05dc15a7ea3491af.jpg

2026-03-20 18:30:14 UTC

Looks like we’re about to have the first calf(s) of the season sometime in the next few days. All first time calving heifers. Exciting days ahead.
https://blossom.primal.net/fe4b88b5382f2e5dc7ee55c0bfc84bc37e339d27e1d1fb2331a1465d7db56f4e.jpg

2026-03-18 10:54:15 UTC

«It’s better to have a pitchfork with a handle and a fork, than to have a handle and a fork on a stick»
- Me
https://blossom.primal.net/5e3d23c6c9ba04279b7bc5ddf871276049445c4192ee053f19dc3b25c93eb65e.jpg

2026-03-16 14:26:34 UTC

Rainy week behind us.
Sunny week in front.
Full steam ahead.
https://blossom.primal.net/d92deaafc2ca1ed1a13140d48ad014d070ad1dec61860babe165860de891355b.jpg

2026-03-15 20:20:52 UTC

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It’s fixed😎

2026-03-15 17:21:53 UTC

Spent most of the day in the forest.
Feel refreshed and ready for a new week.
Looks like we might have some calfs coming towards the end, so that will be exciting.

2026-03-13 14:25:16 UTC

Road: Existed for 100+ years without a problem
*I buy the farm*
Road: Destroyed twice in 3 years.
https://blossom.primal.net/e18e9882f5c2639a86be651e641a9f072ef2def51b58e111c84e06890fca350a.jpg

2026-03-10 14:47:51 UTC

Women would literally go to therapy instead of just cutting down a bunch of trees and split them into firewood.
https://blossom.primal.net/1aae2158deec8b016a090036bca1475570daa5d705b1a7e39bba06efb4d62243.mov

2026-03-10 08:57:20 UTC

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You start with one stone, then continue with another. Good luck.

2026-03-10 08:55:27 UTC

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My forest pigs eat magic mushrooms and it shows.
https://blossom.primal.net/c96fd58f130245dbdcd7c0ce5c51c617a5c953c1488bd5717263ec8398a887fc.jpg

2026-03-10 08:44:17 UTC

The masculine urge to reclaim old pastures and rebuild old stone fences.
https://blossom.primal.net/c69c3f4e07d69647be6d6dcabe25bb16097b3754fc6158267b7a11f436bfb021.jpg

2026-03-09 19:14:18 UTC

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Happy to hear you enjoy them😊

2026-03-09 06:36:53 UTC

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We leave as many as we can up to 30% canopy cover, given the right type. Here we cut down mostly fully grown spruce, which would only deteriorate in quality if left on pasture (root damage leads to a certain type of fungus spreading towards the trunk and rotting it from the inside out which is very hard to see).
Some areas however is left open, as we live in the arctic and need quite big areas for baling. We like to change up the areas we use, so cant of course have trees there one year and not the other. But the roads and streams we try to cover with trees, so that there is never too far from one to another😎

2026-03-08 18:20:18 UTC

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Awesome machine you got there! We just seed grass seeds directly into the forest floor and rotationally graze it afterwards. It’s of course not optimal in the short term, but we found it works quite well for the low investment. We got plenty of open fields for baling, so it’s pasture for the summer we need. Operators charge around $20 000 per hectare for that kind of job here (grinding only), how does that compare to your figures?
Side note: I’m going to get rid of a few stumps to expand our baling field in april/may (a group of trees was left standing under a fence once and the stumps occupy a very large area now). I’ll be renting a smaller machine and might give it a go on some of our other clear cut areas as well.

2026-03-08 16:54:23 UTC

Expanding the grazing empire a little more.
We’re now finally all the way up to the remains of the old stone fence.
Next year we’ll keep going on💪
https://blossom.primal.net/c530ac192fc7067533046311176f53ad0f70a5c3b2a54d17cf894e3a0d622a51.jpg

2026-03-07 20:28:45 UTC

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Yes. We sell about 4-500 cubic meters annually.

2026-03-07 20:27:39 UTC

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Sweaquity🤌

2026-03-07 20:26:29 UTC

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It was😎

2026-03-07 15:50:09 UTC

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We only do it with the firewood we pack into small bags. And yes, it’s for better ergonomy when packing. On whole pallets we drop it straight from the machine.

2026-03-07 13:55:05 UTC

Two hours of workout. Didnt need to drive anywhere and didnt need pay a membership💪
https://blossom.primal.net/7d4517c76b5d023df6e216fd84386ee3a858de146727de29420bb94d6d28b37b.jpg

2026-03-07 13:46:23 UTC

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No more🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/4d211d941423c0e12fcd15a3079d4914f5919b33a414aa49a11ca778f42b06d2.jpg

2026-03-07 11:44:22 UTC

The zen workplace.
https://blossom.primal.net/b39d0819368483aa3578415b8853e2ec4cdfee666823a8198703738f8b12ad65.jpg

2026-03-06 19:18:28 UTC

8 months old and growing like a weed!
https://blossom.primal.net/d016b6a5df3feb1b0d5316abbbc6abfdee0b0640481c6572c9eada71585cb27b.jpg

2026-03-06 19:16:04 UTC

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This is a firewood processor from the norwegian company Duun. I’d recommend looking for Hakki Pilke machines as well, which is Finnish, but much more available internationally. They also have gas driven models that you can put behind your car/truck. Ideal for renting it out for some passive income.

2026-03-05 21:53:47 UTC

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True

2026-03-05 21:43:09 UTC

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No, I havent. Recommend?

2026-03-05 20:23:24 UTC

Egg yolk vs butter steak sauce contest.
Egg yolk impressed to the upside.
But…
There is no second best after butter.
https://blossom.primal.net/f3abd8ef24bc0461ad3c389357e3aa879efc5a03c8ffa484c935fecc1cd57cbf.jpg

2026-03-04 14:36:48 UTC

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My back needs it but my wallet cant afford it🤣

2026-03-04 14:36:27 UTC

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Haha, thanks for the tip. I’ll use that on my future children🤣

2026-03-04 11:49:02 UTC

Hey Nostr! Pause the doomscrolling and take a look at my small bag firewood production line😎
https://blossom.primal.net/63fa417b2d1c678feae96c4f4c94aba332a09dfa1718cf069c503a8440ad6d53.mov

2026-03-01 13:36:11 UTC

Ham, eggs and potatoes from the farm😋
#foodstr #food #farming #homesteading
https://blossom.primal.net/19fe7e957395ccdd97e50904bbb5c72d8fba7a903c9d6e8e3d0a53ddb7985985.jpg

2026-03-01 08:42:44 UTC

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We approve this message.
https://blossom.primal.net/2f73390c7dcb48cf8978aebac6b81a564c920c30a3d73b4f2d4881869c438192.jpg

2026-02-28 17:43:39 UTC

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Gotta pump those numbers up

2026-02-28 17:42:22 UTC

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Plantasje imminent😎

2026-02-28 09:03:43 UTC

We dont produce the avocado or cheeses ourselves (yet)
https://blossom.primal.net/c028c82bc75c266a219b80b7607fceee3396071458bd888167d3dc0dbe1717b7.jpg

2026-02-27 12:24:56 UTC

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Sounds delicious!

2026-02-26 20:56:50 UTC

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Zero😉

2026-02-26 20:41:52 UTC

Pumpkin is an excellent homesteader crop.
Great way to utilize excess nutrients in the soil, produces a lot per area and stores very well throughout the year.
Ours have kept fresh in the basement since october and supplied us ~50 dinners this season, of course along with our own beef, pork or lamb.
#foodstr #homesteading
https://blossom.primal.net/6b95c3a72ab259b5936d7cae8c172af1c55f9a657c1bfd740d294e65a51cd606.jpg

2026-02-24 13:35:11 UTC

Mustard and brown sugar glazed pork hock from our own forest pigs🤌🤌🤌
#foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/a599ec1dd4934983b32814c879dd3147cd16ef0229c4388ad683f01195467465.jpg

2026-02-24 13:32:40 UTC

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These look amazing! I really want to build my own sauna or hot tub at some point, but if I cant get around to it I know where to go😎

2026-02-24 13:15:13 UTC

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The Norwegian company Espegard produces these

2026-02-22 19:41:53 UTC

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Each pallet is 1000l so thats 3.6 pallets per cord.

2026-02-22 18:18:27 UTC

You can just store solar energy on pallets.
https://blossom.primal.net/31ae90224ac9c01b26ce431538af69e86a9ba3475bbe7fc44674f5bbd423c9ff.jpg

2026-02-22 07:55:43 UTC

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Thanks🙏 I’ll add @npub1rx9…htd4

2026-02-21 18:07:14 UTC

Nature has the prettiest artworks.
https://blossom.primal.net/f649997c870161e521f4aabd285db17a77893b1c09253ff4a7a1b8cd0fc5fef1.jpg

2026-02-19 06:46:39 UTC

And ancient Norwegians used to live in caves🥶🥶🥶
https://blossom.primal.net/6b4deb126666147f8a2878314a7a09ed5399e943f525586d4eb077aa32d5cc5a.jpg

2026-02-18 05:57:53 UTC

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Went shopping for lumber. These wont be chopped😉

2026-02-17 20:43:07 UTC

Went shopping in the woods today
https://blossom.primal.net/750157967b8d0ae2340195ec9977367dae23be6dfb94868d408109a195b57b93.jpg

2026-02-13 08:25:28 UTC

GM. Bullish on the future.
https://blossom.primal.net/2f73390c7dcb48cf8978aebac6b81a564c920c30a3d73b4f2d4881869c438192.jpg

2026-02-09 07:48:49 UTC

The St. Josef catholic church in Einbeck, Germany.
I find it very fascinating that a small city of a few thousand people, would put aside resources to build such a great building in the 1800s.
Make building great again.
https://blossom.primal.net/3e9d2fb2e89086ef8ae2664edc51119bd69553294d5b95a50e11f6d6ae67860d.jpg

2026-02-07 20:46:23 UTC

First trip out of Scandinavia since I started livestock farming to my girlfriends hometown.
And Einbeck in Germany takes low time preference to a whole new level.
This restaurant we ate at yesterday has been around for more than 650 years, and for good reason🤌
https://blossom.primal.net/f8252ebd654f3ab8909012bcbbd3a40c2e1c0ecb7c869b955427be98565d022f.jpg

2026-02-04 13:04:47 UTC

Sometimes it is best to let go.
(No this is not some motivational bullshit. I literally let the logs go, and winched them from the other side, so I wouldnt get stuck like I did 6 years ago).
Most of the time I hold tight and hope for the best.
https://blossom.primal.net/9a1a4cfd2c7f4db7ce2b05c13ceae9b4967c7f9720b927b051cc52f9308092b3.jpg

2026-02-04 08:01:47 UTC

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Ladder

2026-02-03 13:51:53 UTC

Helping out a neighbour not crushing his house or porch
https://blossom.primal.net/ae5b6385ff90668386702d200f426b7dcea2d44c25540e86b89fdb5307cb6b7d.mp4

2026-01-30 17:50:34 UTC

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Tell them I said meow

2026-01-30 13:54:08 UTC

Cat on cattle.
https://blossom.primal.net/ee29872191d527ec93158231d46c11af344f8a982af1ee0ff0c896fb108c5c3c.jpg

2026-01-29 05:10:59 UTC

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Homemade beef jerkey! (You can really make it from any cheap cut and although it’s light weight it has all the nutrients the raw beef would have)

2026-01-28 17:20:26 UTC

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As long as some of the lights works some of the time, I’ll stack on.

2026-01-28 17:01:50 UTC

How bullish on bitcoin am I?
So bullish this lamp has been like this for the last five years.
https://blossom.primal.net/2ec271d7969293f4508a578fd371df0bb75baf83b10b1c710e7dee0b94deb244.mov

2026-01-27 22:06:00 UTC

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Exactly, but it’s cool to have done it and fun to look back on all those houses that we have warmed. I’ll definitely keep producing firewood for ourselves indefinitely😎

2026-01-27 22:04:24 UTC

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Yeah, I like listening to the Topgun soundtrack while going 5 km/h in this ride🤣

2026-01-27 20:52:22 UTC

Hauling windfall early and late, high and low🚜🪵
https://blossom.primal.net/4d2375284951bca99ad88ece616c1071c41bcd17313c2aea888c6a0ce406ba78.jpg

2026-01-27 20:49:42 UTC

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No, mostly leafy trees actually

2026-01-27 20:47:59 UTC

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It’s a great grind while we’re building up our farm operation, but no way I’m doing this my entire life🥵🤣

2026-01-27 12:17:02 UTC

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Indeed I do. We do over 400 cubic meters of firewood annually now💪
https://blossom.primal.net/aa9b7d3f94ac3cbbacc19d092e24d7622c5ceeedc655e86ad92a4a3f292b438f.jpg

2026-01-27 07:28:02 UTC

Soon finished clearing after last years storms. Letting nothing go to waste🪵
https://blossom.primal.net/b80a1b3b3449747b2e66c909ddc090c1f0bc7ec7a33a8d553d6b2a01aad9a627.jpg

2026-01-19 16:29:42 UTC

Paid for tractor.
Very much paid for winch.
Rocking in the forest like it’s 1971.
Cold week ahead.
We’re so back.
https://blossom.primal.net/7c4224b3b1c729a3fe7cf70f000b8d4499284b1bbd4b777466c60d098d7ab9dc.jpg

2026-01-17 20:44:14 UTC

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Those are the purchases you’re gonna remember the most😅

2026-01-17 20:25:31 UTC

I look forward to telling my grandkids about the good old days when silver was at $16 and bitcoin at $10K.
https://blossom.primal.net/5b11144308210a6680f32a1237f77524a143079b07bd252d1d25b31b07232fb6.jpg

2026-01-13 22:17:29 UTC

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Thanks for the shoutout and follow recommendations😎

2026-01-11 19:07:22 UTC

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Very true!

2026-01-11 17:03:42 UTC

-25°C (-13°F) today.
Missing summer.
https://blossom.primal.net/88179e245463c79e3df95c75a157c60cdbf4d34503ab58c2e1fcdb2069eaa769.jpg

2026-01-10 17:54:54 UTC

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Cool!

2026-01-10 17:53:21 UTC

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The forger @nprofile…k9ry will have to answer that😎

2026-01-10 16:25:19 UTC

Not every knife has a bitcoin block time stamp on it.
But this one does.
https://cyberita.no
https://blossom.primal.net/2ebb63becf4ea885ee0188b7d977ef13f4cfcce71c04ea1442b445b375bada30.jpg

2026-01-10 16:16:28 UTC

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I have never heard about it. Looking at them now though, they look reeeeally cool. Might have to get some👀👀👀

2026-01-10 16:04:17 UTC

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Cyberknife acquired with cybermoney.
Visit cyberita.no to get yours.
https://blossom.primal.net/ada71d46953296312b9a4c360110d308f0586af973ac23ce34a7d4ee59256e9e.jpg
#nevent1q…kshk

2026-01-08 06:19:23 UTC

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Fairly easy to get in and out if the hole isnt too big. I didnt use the ladder or stick, just got a hold of each side and pushed myself back onto the ice.

2026-01-08 06:17:20 UTC

GM 20cm of new snow this morning. Finally starting to feel like winter.
https://blossom.primal.net/b418951dbc30f12bee7cb6acc8fb0d42b3d511e92147a86c8d23a90238635a3c.jpg

2026-01-07 12:11:20 UTC

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I was going to make a «they are the same picture» farm meme but forgot grok is highly regarded and it turned out way funnier
https://blossom.primal.net/77500cdcc80d2c83d3402ae2402a7865b5623db798f4bd6b8f56a62e6f1218fc.jpg

2026-01-07 12:03:04 UTC

I’m on X because I have a business, and I’m on Nostr because I have a soul.