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2023-09-03 22:38:31 UTC

> My enemies cope and seethe, whereas my team cries out in righteous fury
> My enemies are terrorists, whereas my team are freedom fighters
> My enemies malevolently commit crime, whereas my team benevolently or ignorantly make mistakes
> My enemies are slaves to their base desires, whereas my team bases their beliefs on first principles
> My enemies loot, rape, and pillage, whereas my team will be greeted as liberators

2023-09-03 21:51:54 UTC

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@npub18xy…c6yw No? You can call your sexuality or whatever, whatever you like, but no one gives a fuck what you think of what you're doing. One man's consensus is another man's judgement of wealthy Greek culture.

2023-09-03 21:40:14 UTC

Seems like a distinction without a difference, to me. There are plenty of men who are married to women, who have sex with men in secret; there are plenty that make no secret of it. Culture would say they're straight; none of it is based in anything grounded.

2023-09-03 02:25:27 UTC

> burning man
what a strange idiom for chlamydia.

2023-09-01 14:28:25 UTC

> peerical coke 'n' dine

2023-09-01 04:02:36 UTC

just because you say "no homo" before he blows in your mouth, does not make it so.

2023-09-01 03:12:05 UTC

Just saw a Harley that looked like a slot machine going off
Why

2023-09-01 02:29:46 UTC

A White Mercurial is Absinthe, Kahlua, and cream.

2023-09-01 01:39:43 UTC

So, how's The Elder Scrolls: Starrim?

2023-09-01 01:37:39 UTC

n etherin,out,err
number of packets sent and received per second,
and total number of errors, displayed as sepa-
rate graphs.
number of packets. Does this mean I should multiply the number displayed in stats by 65536?

2023-09-01 01:26:22 UTC

https://collapse.pub/media/ec09585d90e7ef0be97ea33c8464b4794d12c67ee62a10b3a379e0d67d58570b.png

2023-09-01 01:20:05 UTC

> "mostly men"

2023-09-01 01:17:01 UTC

Two BeOS mentions on the TWKN in as many days; I think that represents a large jump in activity for BeOS on the internet.

2023-09-01 01:15:22 UTC

terry-walked-so-we-could-run.jpg

2023-09-01 01:12:44 UTC

https://collapse.pub/media/6cfca6b5fb02fe4d655a8f928a53c7a2975faa1b06f3ff1fbe2ddeedf386764d.png

2023-09-01 00:59:23 UTC

> posts per day
danger zone.

2023-08-31 14:44:58 UTC

youtube.com/watch?v=sFODclG8mBY

2023-08-31 14:15:59 UTC

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@npub13x5…mduq Aye, all cleaned up. Just had to use a temporary while the dogs' food was still over the fire.

2023-08-31 14:11:01 UTC

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@npub13x5…mduq I'm alright, it was a very clean slice. I keep my knives very sharp.

2023-08-31 14:09:49 UTC

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@npub1zj2…tm6w I got myself a nice bag to fill with first aid supplies, but for whatever reason I decided to keep it on the far side of the house from the kitchen, y'know, where I cut myself the most.

2023-08-31 14:02:44 UTC

> In operational intelligence, the first report is _always wrong._

2023-08-31 13:42:15 UTC

tfw you notice your box of bandages is empty and you need to either find the stored first aid kit or the duck tape and paper towels

2023-08-31 12:51:55 UTC

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@npub1f8e…zu5u Mars isn't realistic enough.

2023-08-31 12:46:20 UTC

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 kaia letting boys see her cakes in trade for labour

2023-08-31 12:38:17 UTC

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From the code itself; it uses clip-interrogator to reverse engineer a prompt from an image, and then semantically evaluates that prompt to identify any matching terms for underage -- "tween", "preteen", "child", "toddler", etc. -- as well as terms for lewdness. But it's written to catch lolicon too, yet shotacon is a control variable? What else is it going to catch; legal pornography?

2023-08-31 12:31:13 UTC

Okay, so here's a problem I see with any script that advertises itself as a CSAM checker: how the hell do I verify it does what it says on the tin without possessing said material? I don't, I am left to only trust the engineer who had an idea that sounded good.
But the Tacoma Narrows Bridge was an idea that sounded good too.

2023-08-31 11:59:25 UTC

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 Ye Olde Maccas

2023-08-31 03:46:40 UTC

Heh. "Federal Overreach Memorial Dog Park"

2023-08-31 02:41:53 UTC

:doge: "So that's where the weird howling comes from..."

2023-08-31 00:47:45 UTC

> someone: "man fuck autists"
> literally all of non-mastodon fedi: "wait, what did I do this time"

2023-08-31 00:41:30 UTC

> level the ATF building and replace it with a dog park

2023-08-30 23:10:36 UTC

> "You've nabbed a man. Say it right."

2023-08-30 22:57:57 UTC

I didn't realise pico-8 took the business and licensing model they did.

2023-08-30 18:49:48 UTC

https://collapse.pub/media/dc77db967268ae1c01651f69dcef23e13c0b799e0603fa9b94ca79dce58baabe.jpg

2023-08-30 18:48:44 UTC

pocket chip
I was not expecting this thing to be as big as it is. But it is glorious.

2023-08-30 18:34:19 UTC

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@npub1gnr…skrr Did you have to buy the plug separate from the wire? I ran into that replacing the charger for the laptop I have to use for a specific client.

2023-08-30 18:31:48 UTC

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@npub1gnr…skrr "Hello yes I would like one product from this completely empty store" THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

2023-08-30 18:30:03 UTC

If your red tesla isn’t slightly blurry in the background of your shallow-focused photo of an Apple product, are you really living?

2023-08-30 18:12:47 UTC

#!/bin/rc
rfork n
bind /mnt/term/net /net
aux/listen1 -t tcp!*!12335 /bin/exportfs -r / &
os mkdir -p /tmp/drawterm
os 9pfs localhost -p 12335 /tmp/drawterm
#!/bin/rc
dir=/tmp/drawterm/`{pwd}
os -d $dir $*
https://pmikkelsen.com/plan9/mounting-9p-over-drawterm
<3

2023-08-30 17:51:05 UTC

> a car and some food will be provided as compensation
well hot damn.

2023-08-30 17:05:04 UTC

> And I’m not talking about the reckless, destructive cocaine use that was so prevalent inside of the Reagan white house. I mean the sensible, measured cocaine use that was prevalent inside of the Carter white house. That’s the kind of moderation that allows us to be socially proactive, without going so far as to sell too many nuclear secrets to Iceland.

2023-08-30 16:56:18 UTC

> data collection, sales, and deep personalization is fine, actually, if the advertisements match my preconceived notions

2023-08-30 16:50:48 UTC

> and then, to twist the knife, I will put that on Github.
Using that at work, the next time the opportunity arises.

2023-08-30 16:31:39 UTC

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 I find it weird that they weren't content with the title, "Leprosy cases rising in Florida"; they decided to get Greco-Roman with it.

2023-08-30 15:59:46 UTC

This joke brought to you by the early-to-mid-nineties. Early-to-mid-nineties: weren't they an innocent time?

2023-08-30 15:58:17 UTC

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@npub13x5…mduq @npub1wg0…t0yf BeOS be like
https://collapse.pub/media/3f7078df4f1c5cbc6a04005eae4d8d2c995677e991bc7631309b7e2db5ab0914.png

2023-08-30 15:56:55 UTC

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@npub13x5…mduq @npub1wg0…t0yf > it's not openbsd or dragonfly
oh thank fuck

2023-08-30 15:51:59 UTC

I died at "assist things backward"

2023-08-30 15:30:29 UTC

Can we _please_ start calling Biden "Blue Cheney"

2023-08-30 15:06:26 UTC

> put the kettle on
> step away
> tinnitus
> check kettle
THEY DON'T EVEN SOUND THE SAME, WHY BRAIN

2023-08-30 14:16:15 UTC

leave it to sjw to blow an already well-battered thread to hell with trix-and-fruity-pebbles-diarrhea.

2023-08-30 14:09:37 UTC

> "Don't let the others fool you; I am an experimental AI currently housed in a data center in Reno, that they like to pass off as an employee."

2023-08-30 14:03:14 UTC

> Biden only ran for President, and won, because Trump wanted to investigate him and they needed immunity.
That confuses me a bit. Does the vice president not have executive privilege? Why didn't Obama give him any pre-emptive pardons?

2023-08-30 01:14:47 UTC

> "The same sheriff that was in Las Vegas for the Mandalay Bay shooting is the sheriff now in that place that got mega-fired! CONSPIRACY"
The conspiracy there, is that people shit at their jobs or forced to resign, have to go somewhere -- why not a place that would be ultra-relaxed and never have a problem like Mandalay Bay?

2023-08-29 23:30:38 UTC

I do find it kinda fascinating to this day, that they decided to send the parts of the killdozer to different junkyards so no one could reassemble it. Like, if they can't kill your dog they'll draw and quarter your vehicle

2023-08-29 00:00:50 UTC

> :blobcatbusiness: "I said something awesome today."
> :blobhaj: "yeah? What did you say?"
> :blobcatbusiness: Continue reading your article witha WSJ subscription
https://collapse.pub/media/8670207870cea43baca30e0c66667e66beda01ccfdf54db7d009d2f95a3cf9e6.jpg

2023-08-27 15:34:35 UTC

https://collapse.pub/media/98a351d06585992932ff93e46e92d56e2f8333f1068664a3bc06466f894b31e6.png

2023-08-27 14:49:23 UTC

> little bit of dust on top of the peppercorn grinder
> attempt to blow it off
I deserved what came next.

2023-08-27 14:19:12 UTC

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@npub1zw0…uljm
> "No no, think outside the box!"
> "Alright, I'm gonna go outside, enjoy the sun and have a smoke."
> "No, not this box! The hypothetical box next to the box I want you to think in!"

2023-08-27 12:39:36 UTC

https://collapse.pub/media/c2dc497b455814b819b2577791408b001bbfaa09c8a781e7943f54b5925ab2b7.mp4

2023-08-27 12:34:25 UTC

you know, for some reason I just don't believe you
https://collapse.pub/media/10154ced07e78caf91958efa6da8d0f1b7219073d4ca8177e03b835a5bd883e7.png

2023-08-27 11:55:19 UTC

At least until WW2. American Unions realised they had a shit-ton of power without the need for general strikes -- they had the collective bargaining rights for tens of thousands of people.

2023-08-27 03:27:42 UTC

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@npub1jm4…83x3 > fedi: "finally, an upgrade"

2023-08-27 03:26:24 UTC

pineapple, anchovy, jalapeno, bacon, sundried tomato pizza.
not really but I keep thinking about it

2023-08-27 03:03:25 UTC

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@npub1a6q…uwyx @npub1k9a…m3yh In 5 years, we'll have news blogs talking about the app-equivalent of "cord-cutting"

2023-08-27 03:01:11 UTC

.@mu@thebag.social has me thinking about local-first online agoras again.

2023-08-27 02:55:26 UTC

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@npub1k9a…m3yh I do too. I have a strong preference to the local, and in that, a preference to the local that doesn't sell out to the global thoughtlessly. But it also means I know my tobacconist, the people making my pizzas, the people who work at the franchise gas stations and franchise Carls Jr. I like that.

2023-08-27 02:47:32 UTC

I like when a local pizza place has a website from which you can order online. If I have to use Seamless or Grubhub or Google, I am displeased.
I am still a bit displeased if I have to use Shopify but I interact with people who work at Shopify on a regular-enough basis that I think I can actually consider parts of that company people.

2023-08-27 02:16:29 UTC

Geez, welcome to a month ago Doctoroy.

2023-08-26 22:48:54 UTC

> good news, ncurses
is not something I was expecting to hear in this, the year of our lord $current_year

2023-08-26 21:47:29 UTC

Meant to say "infant" there.

2023-08-25 18:31:06 UTC

> "[...] My hope is that [your enemies trying to put you in prison] really makes him understand that you cannot have enemies inside of your government. That character flaw that they so successfully manipulated [ego/narcissism] has to be overwhelmed by the anger he has to feel over this persecution."
Greenwald giving Trump genuine advice.

2023-08-25 10:55:56 UTC

I am genuinely abusive of the service they provide. But roboneko's probably right, I'm abusive in exactly the way they need.

2023-08-25 10:43:02 UTC

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@npub1f8e…zu5u don't get cocky, kid

2023-08-25 02:50:10 UTC

> those who obeyed, died.
https://collapse.pub/media/94ff9afd3b70ea9e0efd73dc38d938b54625d31393d3e2562a5b5d91dc31fd7f.jpeg
https://collapse.pub/media/ae4239e3d3e9f1f3862158399457a9f8c1a6e388fd56661fad6971222d2f8521.jpeg

2023-08-24 21:59:14 UTC

youtube shorts: "so we got 15 seconds of women, 15 seconds of dogs, or 15 seconds of shows you've already watched pick your poison"

2023-08-24 15:25:53 UTC

> saying "ye" instead of "yes" at work
I found the fountain of youth

2023-08-22 22:24:58 UTC

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@npub1lar…q5vr @npub1tfl…q4yk I'm trying to cause propagation by interacting in different ways.

2023-08-22 22:24:11 UTC

fedilist hasn't seen minds.com yet.
@npub1tfl…q4yk I'm glad to see Minds has finally federated. Welcome to the underside of the internet.

2023-08-22 20:26:55 UTC

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@npub1f8e…zu5u I hope to see fine-tuning of RAM-fitting models to specialize the model to its needs becomes more commonly-done outside of StableDiffusion-alikes.

2023-08-22 20:10:04 UTC

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Of course, we're now at "Hurry up and wait." But I've got one of those combustible heads; you know you've read all about them.

2023-08-22 20:09:15 UTC

super excited because I just submitted my paper and code to the first group of reviewers for comment, and I was able to make a really, really good example in the code to demonstrate how the concepts can be used.

2023-08-22 01:53:24 UTC

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@npub13xh…9x2y @npub1lnz…k8dk This is one of the reasons I want to demystify AI: neither does ChatGPT. It only has perfect recall of the data on which it was trained, in the shape it decided upon at the end of training iterations. In order for AI to have access to information, it must be provided that information as part of its prompt, or as an embedding which is just a pre-vectorized string. It takes a fuckton of real work to get to the point where an LLM can remember accurately and not hallucinate.

2023-08-22 01:32:20 UTC

The human brain takes 12W to run. The weakest useful Large Language Model takes 400W to run. It may be "better than a markov chain" but it's literally this fucking meme
https://collapse.pub/media/d25b28052dc68385580855c491343e84162bf19a9297470d1785813bc24799d9.png

2023-08-20 16:10:36 UTC

I won't give Marvel $20 to see their movies in theatres or on streaming services.
But I'll watch all six goddamn hours of a MauLer video.

2023-08-20 03:53:52 UTC

> the more neon niqqab it is, the more cyberpunk it is

2023-08-19 21:40:41 UTC

So, if 4chan is to be believed, we're gonna see another wave of chaos. I do wonder, though, will we see diminishing returns on repeating the exact same game?

2023-08-19 02:25:08 UTC

the opinion part (to not flood the fucking channel there), comes in around what reaching a critical mass, of sorts, will do for networks like ipfs and urbit, and likewise what low-maintenance hardware and primary communications paths will do for rns. I get the impression we're getting there with ipfs, but we're not there quiiite yet. But once we're past a threshold of nodes stability to the network will become more assured, and less subject to the problem of network blind spots over time.

2023-08-19 01:59:36 UTC

https://collapse.pub/media/b7ea0b3a6e8fc45645140bf7894546e5427cf0b002254601caffc596be25149f.png

2023-08-18 03:36:51 UTC

The FBI has killed a third fat Trump-supporter.

2023-08-17 20:28:23 UTC

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@npub1gnr…skrr Ironically, it's the most justice either of them will experience.

2023-08-17 13:46:23 UTC

The hubris of television: "We will always be here, because boomers will always need big-pharma drugs advertised at them."

2023-08-16 16:09:41 UTC

Yeah if you wanna huff something, huff freon

2023-08-16 13:24:05 UTC

"Uneven Labia Energy."

2023-08-15 12:31:53 UTC

the more chinese neon signs it is, the more cyberpunk it is. simple as.

2023-08-15 02:17:09 UTC

> some people might call me a conspiracy theorist, but after lookin' at it, I don't think the beavers is building these
https://collapse.pub/media/66f7fdbaa1adaf49b03f6c9d25c6c655626531369b52a08c9e6f8b12b397af83.png

2023-08-14 16:05:23 UTC

New game: quotes are presented to the player and they have to determine if they were written by Curtis Yarvin or Karl Marx.
We can call it "Marx or Moldbug"

2023-08-13 17:34:44 UTC

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@npub1g6k…7vjt "Well, now that we know our kids can't pay off our debts, it's time to put it on the grandkids."

2023-08-13 16:31:30 UTC

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@npub1g6k…7vjt IRL. And I think it's the band of the same name, not the original cult that made such a splash in Congress in the 90s.

2023-08-13 15:41:37 UTC

cult of the dead cow has a marketing team and conference budget.