GayDeceiver

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do.

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2026-04-30 21:37:33 UTC

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I feel like such a philistine after reading the list. You don't want to know what I drink when I drink tea.

2026-03-30 16:38:46 UTC

Most people worldwide sort of understand that FIFA is corrupt at some level, right?

2026-03-28 20:19:54 UTC

If the dating world is a bespoke store filled with exquisite hand made ceramic bowls, he’s the mass-produced injection plastic plate.

2026-03-27 21:05:34 UTC

Eagle Tactical cares not just for your body, but also for your immortal soul. Join us online for Operation Iron Gospel, where we worship the Alpha of All Alphas. No hymns. No women allowed. For men of strength and dominance who take Salvation by its cajones and bring it into submission. Show up, listen to the Alpha Gospel, and lock into the celestial, divine forces of the Ultimate Alpha Male of All Alpha Males, Eagle Tactical Jesus, who's full of creatine and holy strength.
#EagleTactical
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2026-03-26 13:56:29 UTC

As bad as eating Mexican food in Slovakia made by someone who's only seen pictures of Mexican food, but has never even read a recipe.

2026-03-26 02:27:04 UTC

Honestly… I thought that the Christian Rapture was a religious concept going back to the very beginning of the religion.
Nope. John Nelson Darby created it in the 1800s, after he had a fall and a knocked his nogging real hard.
Look him up. It’s a hoot.

2026-03-25 01:35:33 UTC

The Sisterhood of the Parachute Pants
#InflatedMoviesOrPlays
#HashTagGames

2026-03-18 14:18:29 UTC

WE ARE STICKY JIZZ AND WE'RE HERE TO ROCK YOUR WORLD WITH OUR SKA COVERS OF OLD CHRISTIAN HYMNS WITH NAUGHTY LYRICS!

2026-03-13 20:46:04 UTC

Remember when bigots kept to the shadows?
Good times.

2026-03-12 14:20:20 UTC

Maybe it's just me, but I think Operation Distract from the Epstein Files is not going as well as it should?
Looks like the new Supreme Leader is a firm believer in the idea behind, "Hold my beer. I said, HOLD MY BEER!" when it comes to being attacked.

2026-03-03 02:04:55 UTC

Make sure you keep a towel with you at all times
#SciFiEtiquette
#HashTagGames

2026-02-23 22:41:15 UTC

Strong, athletic women who just won Olympic Gold get invited to visit a pervy old codger who's allegedly implicated in so many sex crimes.
They politely declined.
I would too.
Ew.
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2026-02-22 22:00:09 UTC

Eagle Tactical, the brand of the Alpha Male, the King of His Kingdom, is proud to introduce its specially-licensed line of The Punisher merchandise. The Badass Kit includes the bullet-proof vest and the official Kid'n'Play hair piece and beard. You'll be the best looking Frank Castle in your trailer park! Buy yours today!
We also offer the Hello Kitty edition, if your taste is more colorful.
#EagleTactical
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2026-02-20 19:36:04 UTC

Who is ready for some "boring, precedented" times?

2026-02-19 02:02:56 UTC

The Sound of Mussels
#SeaFoodAMovieOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2026-02-13 15:58:07 UTC

"This is what happens when you send your firstborn to Europe to get educated by infidels. He wants to build an Olympic-grade curling venue. In the desert. For his hobby!"
"It's not like we don't have the money and resources, and after all, this IS Dubai. We would be remiss if we didn't. What's a few million dollars to put air conditioning and ice making inside a building?"

2026-02-10 01:18:44 UTC

Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
#AntiquesRoadShowCursedObjects

2026-02-09 01:41:57 UTC

“God Bless America …” and then proceeds to name every nation that makes the continent.
That was awesome.
#BadBunny
#HalfTimeShow

2026-02-07 22:14:54 UTC

JD and Usha get booed at the Olympics.
Cool.

2026-02-06 21:25:01 UTC

Never ask us if we can gay it up even more, because you'll never know the level of restraint we have to utilize to appear somewhat normal.

2026-01-27 02:16:45 UTC

Befriend the Reference Librarian. They’re better than Google and an LLM combined.
#SecretsOfTheLibrary
#HashTagGames

2026-01-26 21:26:14 UTC

"You kids and your autism. We didn't have autism when I was a kid. It's not real," said Nana as she dusted her thimble collection, the largest in her state.

2026-01-26 14:07:31 UTC

"I am not a tease," she pouted teasingly as she adjusted her indecently decent little black dress in a very teasing manner.

2026-01-23 20:44:31 UTC

"Dear! Our precious little angel has been promoted! He's now part of the security team that accompanies the captain on all away missions!"
#LifeInStarTrek
#LifeInStarFleet
#StarTrek

2026-01-19 02:17:20 UTC

Star Trek: The Legal Proceedings of Khan
#MakeAMovieBoring
#HashTagGames

2026-01-13 13:25:41 UTC

FIFA: We're doing the World Cup in the United States!
The World: Are you sure?
FIFA: We are sure! We're also charging an arm, a leg, and a kidney for each ticket.
The World: Seriously?
FIFA: As a heart attack
USA: Look! Foreigners and brown people to jail!
The World: Yeah. No. [Massive ticket cancellations]
FIFA: What's going on? Why are you cancelling?

2026-01-13 03:57:23 UTC

There are few more haunting existential realizations that when you figure out you're someone else's NPC.

2026-01-09 01:31:04 UTC

Watching “Weapons.” It’s a pretty good suspense movie involving a witch doing evil things.

2026-01-06 19:21:42 UTC

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Oh Em Gee ... so dark ... and yet so effective in managing productivity.

2025-12-31 04:49:19 UTC

Dismantle the patriarchy by being a good parent, treating everyone with respect, and leading by example.

2025-12-23 16:06:31 UTC

Would I be upset if someone I like is in the Epstein Files? Not really. I mean, I found out this year what a terrible human Neil Gaiman is, so moving forward, I will make the assumption that anyone with loads of money and means will probably be in that list. Regular folk rules don't apply after you've made a certain amount of money.

2025-12-22 19:18:42 UTC

Never, under any circumstances, ask a member of my tribe the following question, especially during the holidays:
"Could you possibly be more gay?"
Why? Because we can, and we will, and you will live to regret it. We can turn it to 11 out of pure spite.

2025-12-16 19:47:05 UTC

John Mastodon doesn't use AI
#JohnMastodonDay

2025-12-16 05:22:06 UTC

At this point, I imagine that James Buchanan and Warren G. Harding are out there in the great beyond feeling pretty relieved that their titles of Worst President Ever and Most Corrupt/Inept Administration Ever are well on their way to being trounced.

2025-12-11 14:43:16 UTC

Eagle Tactical knows that Alpha Males are passionate about proper communication. We are proud to introduce the Eaglet Font, a font so manly and masculine that it makes Times New Roman like a drag queen in the middle of a Pride Parade. Let the Eaglet Font declare to all those around you that you're the Alphamost Alpha Male ever. Women will flock around your testosterone-filled energy when they see you use this font.
#EagleTactical

2025-12-09 01:52:17 UTC

Tonight’s Christmas movie: Die Hard, where a bunch of super attractive and hot Germans try a heist only to be stopped by a NYPD cop who does it all just to save his marriage.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/687/105/090/192/412/original/ce065b9c2b34077a.mp4

2025-12-08 18:44:58 UTC

It's the kind of meeting that makes you wonder how some of this people are able to breathe and walk at the same time.

2025-12-07 18:30:46 UTC

Who does the sexiest version of “Santa Baby” in your opinion?

2025-11-24 16:28:16 UTC

Let us remember that the Puritans chose to leave Europe and settle in America because they were religious extremists.
They weren't very much liked in Europe, like at all.

2025-11-20 14:26:03 UTC

"But there are Democrats in the documents!"
"So?"
"Democrats!"
"I don't care if there are Popes in those documents. If they did the deed, they need to pay."

2025-11-12 19:33:36 UTC

Not my agenda, not my meeting.

2025-11-12 17:18:14 UTC

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Heteros are so weird sometimes

2025-11-11 16:23:32 UTC

I refuse to take part in the consumerist orgy that is Black Friday ...
[Lego unveils NCC-1701D model for sale on Nov 28]
Shiiiiiiiii ...

2025-11-11 14:16:25 UTC

HR:
Me:
HR:
Me:
HR:
Me: You know its true
HR:
Me:
HR:
Me:
HR: You still can't call them "walking sacks of mediocrity" to their faces
Me:
HR:
Me: Fine
HR: OK. Get out.
Inspired by this awesome one,
https://beige.party/@the_etrain/115531297283631759

2025-11-06 02:01:51 UTC

12 Hungry Men
#TakeOutFoodABookOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2025-11-05 16:58:25 UTC

All I know is that some of y'all are too much fun and keep me so distracted all day ...

2025-11-05 14:27:55 UTC

Texas: We're going to gerrymander more districts so we can get more Republican representatives in Congress
California: Hold my sparkling artisanal water
I still think that in the end, with the way things are going, Texas will still lose ... because they might have diluted their districts in their redistricting so that blue can get more votes in the 2026 midterms.

2025-11-03 15:22:16 UTC

Every once in a while, someone makes a big budget sci-fi movie that ends up being kind of terrible. Some of them are so bad, I want to get on a plane, find the director and slap him silly.

2025-10-21 21:22:04 UTC

He died doing what he loved ... telling mothers of toddlers how to parent.

2025-10-17 22:01:49 UTC

The Pentagram is an ancient symbol that has been handed down the ages of mystic and magical traditions.
Don’t try to modernize it by using glitter. The creatures from the Horror Dimension do NOT like glitter.

2025-10-17 00:40:31 UTC

“I did the dishes!” he declared proudly
“You’re my big, strong man!” she said sweetly
“Get me out of here!” meowed the cat from the dishwasher

2025-10-15 15:22:26 UTC

On this, the 15th day of Spooky month, let's be jealous of those who have walls that bleed because of unspeakable rites and horrors performed in the land where their house sits now.

2025-10-15 14:06:20 UTC

I use Linux. Linux Mint. I know ... don't come at me. I just want my computer to work ...

2025-10-14 16:29:10 UTC

Not my dimensional gate, not my demons.

2025-10-02 22:58:16 UTC

He's the Jason Statham of Marilynn Monroe impersonators.

2025-09-19 13:21:39 UTC

Shiver me timbers! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Smee! Get me my red velvet outfit!

2025-09-11 12:47:33 UTC

Step out.
Touch grass.
Breathe.
Gather the materials.
Write the sigils.
Summon the power.
Let the demons do their thing.

2025-09-10 14:03:28 UTC

There’s this trope that once you notice it, you can’t stop seeing it.
If there are women on a TV show or movie and their number is three, there’s always:
A blonde woman
A brunette woman
A redheaded (auburn) woman
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2025-09-04 13:14:56 UTC

CBS: Epstein Survivors
NBC: Epstein Survivors
ABC: Epstein Survivors
CNN: Epstein Survivors
WE: Epstein Survivors
Hallmark: Epstein Survivors
Survivor Channel: Epstein Survivors
Fox News: Is “K-POP Demon Hunters” turning your child into a Satanist?

2025-09-04 13:01:50 UTC

Yes, I am wearing a mask for my doctor visit
Yes, I don’t got nothing
Yes, I don’t know who might be ill at the doctor’s office
No, I am not taking off the freaking mask

2025-08-28 14:48:13 UTC

Employee evaluations should follow these rules:
No surprises
No ambushes
Positive feedback
Encouragement
... which is fine with the high performers ...
but with the other ones, it's kind of hard to find a nice way to say, "You're definitely meeting standards. Your work is fine. Don't ask me to promote you, because you are entirely unpromotable."

2025-08-27 02:16:41 UTC

“Jurassic Park IT Support”
“THE FENCES ARE DOWN! THE FENCES ARE DOWN!”
“Which fences?”
“ALL THE FENCES!”
“Could you read the fence designation number? It’s at the base.”
“THE RAPTORS ARE OUT! OH MY GOD!”
“I’ll open a ticket for you once you give me the base number”
“AAARGH!”
[Line Goes Dead]
“I guess they don’t need a ticket after all.”

2025-08-23 15:37:34 UTC

Eagle Tactical knows that men of action, men of strength, men with strong alpha seed must reproduce, and sometimes their submissive trad wife is busy with womanly things … like giving birth or tending to their elder relatives. When the Alpha has no choice but babysit, use the Warcradle Battlepampers, state of the art biowaste management system with explicit instructions so your glorious spawn can be clean and happy.
#EagleTactical

2025-08-23 15:27:29 UTC

There’s a whole generation of kids that were belted consistently because of James Dobson’s teachings.
It’s heartbreaking seeing their testimonials online now that he’s dead.

2025-08-17 14:54:55 UTC

The road to hell is paved with thoughts and prayers.

2025-07-26 20:38:54 UTC

I finally saw the episode of South Park everyone was going on about.
It's probably one of their best ones in a long, long time.
Still ... poor Satan ... always getting into these toxic relationships.

2025-07-13 02:37:13 UTC

Farmboy saves everyone
#DescribeACharacterGenerically
#HashtagGames

2025-07-09 01:03:35 UTC

The Not New Edsel
#RebrandWebsitesOrTech
#HashTagGames
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2025-07-02 23:37:54 UTC

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just you wait until you get in the South and West. In Western States, Spanish words are said in Spanish. In the South? In English.

2025-06-22 21:32:02 UTC

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Real men of manly manliness write and don't worry about grammar or spelling!

2025-06-22 21:26:05 UTC

For our Brothers in Arms that feel left out during the month of June, Eagle Tactical, the brand for the manly man, presents:
Hetero Pride
#EagleTactical
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2025-06-18 21:11:58 UTC

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that is a look of judgement that not even an ornery teen can match

2025-05-29 05:22:32 UTC

Someone told me the other day that if we grew up in a less than ideal family, we grow up to become the person we hoped would protect us from the pain.
I was gobsmacked.

2025-05-29 03:18:34 UTC

On the next episode of Cobra Kai … a quaint visit to the International Karate Museum devolves into a mega Karate brawl that causes uncounted millions in damages and hospital bills.

2025-05-22 01:34:18 UTC

The Swole Boys Are Back in Town
#GymEquipmentASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-15 03:08:46 UTC

Another 3D print successfully executed. Took 2 weeks and multiple failures. Lots of work. The model is 16 inches long and 9.5 inches wide.
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2025-04-30 19:06:20 UTC

Some folks can pass as cisgender hetero individuals.
Some are not able.
Our job is to create safe spaces so everyone can be their true selves.

2025-04-30 13:29:46 UTC

It would appear that PCs with new AI chips are not selling nearly as well as expected.
Who would have predicted that?

2025-04-29 15:19:18 UTC

“Ma’am? Ma’am! We are already dealing with unprecedented times daily. We really can’t take your meltdown seriously.”

2025-04-19 23:17:39 UTC

Tired of your pasty white legs at the start of short season? Apply Eagle Tactical’s Battle Bronzer with SPF 5000 all over your white, transparent self and you’ll look like a battle-hardened veteran who’s been out in the sun far too long in no time!
#EagleTactical

2025-04-17 01:43:39 UTC

Batman: The Dark Chocolate Knight
#JunkFoodMovies
#HashTagGames

2025-04-16 03:46:16 UTC

One day, all we will text our loved ones will be:
He died
… and everyone will know who

2025-04-15 13:59:21 UTC

"Respect is earned, not given," he thought to himself as he set his bully's car on fire.

2025-04-15 12:13:45 UTC

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somehow, I’m not surprised.

2025-04-14 14:14:58 UTC

WE ARE HOT DOG BUKAKKE AND WE ARE HERE TO ROCK YOU WITH OUR ROCKABILLY TUNES AND GENDER BENDING LYRICS!

2025-04-07 18:20:54 UTC

He looks like the anemic vampire who has no ability to thrall whatsoever, is totally weak, drags everyone around him, and is barely tolerated by the rest of the brood, but they keep him around because he’s most cruel of them all.
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2025-04-06 19:04:55 UTC

Remember when we used to think that church people were nice by default?

2025-04-05 23:24:24 UTC

While Rome burned, Nero played golf.

2025-04-05 16:35:42 UTC

14 children … and not one of them will take care of him when he gets old and decrepit.

2025-04-05 15:38:14 UTC

I’m not saying the future is bleak, but the Tarot cards caught on fire all by themselves.

2025-03-26 14:55:26 UTC

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I guess you're right ... it doesn't quite work ...

2025-03-26 13:45:13 UTC

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There's a picture in your head, isn't it? She's wearing some old-timey sensible dress, with her hair tied in a tight bun, readers hanging at the tip of her nose with a chain to hold them around her neck ...

2025-03-26 13:34:19 UTC

"Those cheeky rebels! They're going to attack the Death Star"
"How do you know?"
"It's in the chat"

2025-03-25 01:41:30 UTC

The Harkonnen Blood Pie
#DessertsBasedOnFictionalCharacters
#HashTagGames

2025-03-20 18:02:12 UTC

WE ARE NAIL DIAMOND AND WE’RE HERE TO BLOW YOUR MIND WITH OUR DARK RETRO NORWEGIAN DEATH METAL CORE COVERS OF NEIL DIAMOND SONGS!

2025-03-12 23:02:54 UTC

Want to up your game in the boudoir, you alpha male of manly man manliness? Add to your bedroom sexy time with the new Hercules Tactical Men Pasties! Infused with UltraSensa adhesive, they will make your nipples extra sensitive, enhancing your pleasure. Paired with the Pheronomal Mood Tassels (sold separately), you will get an unforgettable night of pleasure with or without a love partner.
#EagleTactical

2025-02-23 18:58:49 UTC

A medical drama where all the doctors and nurses are puppets and everyone else is a person.

2025-02-18 19:37:08 UTC

Rule Number 1 of Clown Club: We don't speak about Clown Club
Rule Number 2 of Clown Club: We don't speak about Clown Club

2025-02-16 04:49:18 UTC

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“to my cat mittens, I leave … a boot to the head!”

2025-02-07 23:33:42 UTC

Remember when techbros were seen as mostly harmless nerds who sought to make life better for everyone?
Good times