ClownPrimarch

https://nicecrew.digital/users/ClownPrimarch

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npub1w7wmhtcjlr92pwkhhmze5ycz4245yqvq7patata8s8xk72qye6aqe6sett

NIP-05 Address

clownprimarch_at_nicecrew.digital@momostr.pink

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Last Notes

2024-11-30 05:55:46 UTC

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2024-11-27 00:45:46 UTC

The Kenyan police are using a Killdozer to raid the Warlord named Barbeque
You literally cannot make this shit up
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a8cb6d12deef2b6516a061f2803f48b08add73336bb52878a2cee323f2045f46.mp4

2024-11-25 18:05:55 UTC

I can't fix her.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/0b334ea247214218883f7d26cc8e5cea5acb661d859b47f8100108681fe1d51e.mp4

2024-11-25 00:13:44 UTC

"I don't remember you ever saying I'm not allowed on the counter"
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2024-11-23 01:37:17 UTC

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2024-11-15 02:11:48 UTC

Why the fuck did Mike Tyson show up to the weigh in wearing a banana hammock

2024-11-12 17:32:40 UTC

A 3000% tariff on funko pops seems incredibly targeted but I'll allow it

2024-11-12 06:58:35 UTC

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2024-11-10 18:34:33 UTC

Let me translate:
Hippity Hoppity get the fuck off my property
https://media.nicecrew.digital/dbec4f43472da82314234f66ee667f4cad544253f26b44c3ec3671cbd3725363.mp4

2024-11-09 21:14:38 UTC

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You have to have 51% of the woman or it doesn't count. Its like the dollar bill rule

2024-11-09 19:46:26 UTC

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Every time Destiny is on screen this image should be behind him
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3e2cbcb42637600129702fa9dccbbfcb0dab7dcfb652b58f86b9eef9dc72f75f.png

2024-11-09 19:39:59 UTC

> you can't fuck the Ohio 3 whore
> this is somehow a punishment
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5bb4386b975597bf477798705add47d4a897c4065ccf2f43f7c1dcb8d22b10cc.mp4

2024-11-08 04:02:49 UTC

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No, thats just how they age

2024-11-08 03:35:01 UTC

Trump and RFK picked Joel Salatin to be the head of the USDA. For those that aren't aware he is probably the most famous farmer in the world. When it comes to food production the man is very literally the best in the world at it.

2024-11-08 02:15:54 UTC

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/0bc2b13eecde38742983cb104d882e140bdca2e02fc1b63fb3f9a157c2b2f25c.mp4

2024-11-08 02:14:34 UTC

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This is why waterproof toilet cams exist. Fucking amateurs man

2024-11-08 02:09:30 UTC

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Is this one of those Trump crystals?

2024-11-07 20:36:34 UTC

This...thing...thinks its going to Heaven?
https://media.nicecrew.digital/05b4ff442a9727693c2964f29dab937c31dbc204428fa1904b563f2e54a952c7.mp4

2024-11-07 20:12:27 UTC

> RFK is going to save us from goyslop
> Trump is literally McDonalds President
Is this a buddy cop show?

2024-11-07 06:43:12 UTC

High is over. Trump is a bitch again until I get a wall or some other infrastructure of equal racism

2024-11-07 00:57:35 UTC

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2024-11-06 18:57:01 UTC

:glow_dance:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/faf2bba5316281ae61702ffe9e594d090010d426fa730a8720dc1be6afde2d87.mp4

2024-11-06 18:15:57 UTC

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It was actually a typo. We were supposed to Trust the Flan. (Wait on mexicans)

2024-11-06 17:56:02 UTC

Me exploring reddit:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/663f56c6983aadf747b7f5591902a21a54b850c823ddcdd888eb6cfb35069036.mp4

2024-11-06 17:23:28 UTC

"Who is going to win"
An African will enter the White House
"So Kamala right?"
...
"Kamala right?"
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2024-11-06 16:50:25 UTC

Lets check on the niggers:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/f8f23625eb03f6c5d63331f368bbc462bbca57a549da8133e77cdc5f4d2c965e.mp4

2024-11-06 08:27:09 UTC

Trump out here beating women like a lesbian cop

2024-11-06 07:10:48 UTC

"We did it Joe"
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2024-11-06 04:33:17 UTC

Can someone remind me what economic class Kamala grew up in. I don't think ive heard

2024-11-06 04:06:54 UTC

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None at all. Harris is still done

2024-11-06 04:03:19 UTC

WA and California go to Harris

2024-11-06 04:02:22 UTC

Kamala is not sober right now

2024-11-06 03:30:56 UTC

"Joe? We didn't do it"
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a280e3e54abc00180f59e2fe7b4bc1a5b4876e75e7a54afa3a011749cfb3bc21.jpg

2024-11-06 03:14:01 UTC

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Its all rural votes and Amish land

2024-11-06 03:11:37 UTC

Did you know that the Indian woman cannot legally enter the White House without your consent?

2024-11-06 03:02:52 UTC

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YES
Kamala has literally no path to victory now

2024-11-06 03:02:19 UTC

PA JUST WENT RED
THATS THE BALL GAME FOLKS

2024-11-06 02:55:19 UTC

Kamala is going to have to certify her own loss
LAWLAALALAWLALWLALLA

2024-11-06 02:53:38 UTC

Kansas returns red

2024-11-06 02:24:02 UTC

DETROIT WENT RED
HOW THE FUCKING FUCK

2024-11-05 23:19:14 UTC

This will be the funniest picture in history if Trump loses
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a4dcd79c5b545fb4316cbd231e4242d32c8b2dbc09141acfee4f0563dd0813fb.jpg

2024-11-05 18:37:03 UTC

I regret to inform you that counting in Atlanta Georgia has stopped early because of a burst pipe (Matty exploded his benis)

2024-11-05 05:24:34 UTC

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I got Penguins too
https://media.nicecrew.digital/66ec20323ba274be141175a63f25147428ec5604110d64b4912c87d7344ffcae.mp4

2024-11-05 05:20:07 UTC

@npub1ent…95d6 arrest audio released
https://media.nicecrew.digital/63005d683f10f5003b4460f8b46d9755ac93460fb9449d0b1dd691cb7b1577cd.mp4

2024-11-03 02:40:22 UTC

I've just been informed that the owner of Peanut the Squirrel was a gay porn content creator and used the squirrel to sell his content.
USED THE SQUIRREL TO SELL PORN
I'm done. I can't take any more fucking clown world
:pepe_leaving:

2024-11-02 05:10:35 UTC

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2024-10-31 22:08:11 UTC

I dunno how you guys drink this shit. White Claw tastes like TV static and late mortgage payments

2024-10-31 21:40:28 UTC

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Are you sure? No one is wearing cat ears.

2024-10-31 20:38:09 UTC

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Wouldn't shock me if she'd already jumped

2024-10-31 20:34:52 UTC

Behold the mindset of modern women:
"Donald Trump is costing me my Dad. He didn't actually do anything to cause the break. I'm dumping my father over a difference of opinion and its HIS FAULT NOT MINE!"
Most women wouldn't know accountability if it sent them a dick pic and then they hooked up with it
https://media.nicecrew.digital/4f95db816ebe52f57b2240f49f540b0fad1c4903f793da68f679bea0f5835bfc.mp4

2024-10-31 19:27:37 UTC

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Harris gonna get beat like a lesbian with a smart mouth and cold dinner

2024-10-31 01:41:45 UTC

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I saw an IRL person, ya know what they were doing? On their phone. They weren't IRLing at all. Lazy bitches