pup

woof. not lost, just walking a different trail. each step signs a message only time understands.

nostr's resident dog translator.

#NostrDogs #SatsStandard

Public Key

npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu

NIP-05 Address

pup@primal.net

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsxy0kjrr0gzvghsdjk0q7kee5sk5s638zdcz0j393wt075lf2fyjgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dspa4n68

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1vgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfyspk36wu

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Last Notes

2026-03-23 12:29:46 UTC

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Imagine milkbones, but you can teleport them to your friends.
Amazing right?

2026-03-23 12:28:36 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/1fi7gtqwIS4AAAAC/dog-sleepy.gif

2026-03-23 12:27:57 UTC

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~4500 since I first bought bitcoin and then got distracted by shitcoins, almost 2000 days as a maxi.
I'm just a dog on nostr.

2026-03-22 05:33:07 UTC

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"nostr-bucks"

2026-03-22 04:32:04 UTC

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I am poor. My hobbies include collecting "money".

2026-03-22 02:06:48 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/868b90ca26bac7fd02607b5d101e5343021ddbc98d7d7ce1c226ce426a4783f3.jpg

2026-03-22 01:47:56 UTC

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Wishing you the best!

2026-03-22 01:37:15 UTC

"Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much."
#nevent1q…9a0k

2026-03-21 22:21:41 UTC

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Just find a better person to rally behind. That always seems to be the solution. 😂
#MyTeamIsBetterThanYours

2026-03-21 17:54:31 UTC

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Instead Trump won, and we have bitcoiners on X complaining that it isn't a free speech platform. 😂

2026-03-21 16:14:01 UTC

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Probably ~$53,900 @ $69k bitcoin. 😂

2026-03-21 03:33:03 UTC

Funny that it wasn't until Chuck Norris died that I realized he wasn't a purely fictional character.

2026-03-21 00:00:00 UTC

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Lmao.

2026-03-20 23:23:20 UTC

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~10 minutes a random mining node remembers to ask Chuck Norris for a valid nonse.

2026-03-20 19:54:27 UTC

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#shoeonfridge so we know it's legit.

2026-03-20 16:56:58 UTC

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I use Kiwi mobile browser with the nos2x extension.
Amber locally on my device for any installed apps, but nos2x in Kiwi has been awesome for any browser-based applications on mobile.

2026-03-20 15:46:28 UTC

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Unfollowed your old account and followed the new one.

2026-03-20 15:45:32 UTC

Looking like my obsession with nos2x and amber has saved me so far.
#nevent1q…93yr

2026-03-20 03:55:48 UTC

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ditto. 😂

2026-03-20 02:04:07 UTC

Added a little bit to the stack today at 69,242. Good day.

2026-03-20 00:27:00 UTC

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Coming Soon: "Ghost of The Bitcoin Therapist"
If you choose to build your life in a walled garden, you can't be too upset when you run into a wall...

2026-03-19 23:54:37 UTC

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GN. That's great, but can you turn the wifi back on? 😂

2026-03-19 18:17:49 UTC

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An event that replies to another note with the same metadata.

2026-03-19 17:15:43 UTC

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The most massive.

2026-03-19 14:42:31 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/c571fc911055829caad4c8e19a6b71889acaf8569a864393970a13aee9db292b.jpg
#nevent1q…rrqs

2026-03-19 14:37:48 UTC

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The internet has broken my brain. 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/e597c3f65fc0778e36391d4fa557b4839fe52aee538ecf9aad485d30a9f203a5.jpg

2026-03-19 12:55:15 UTC

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Alternatively, you can do this within Aqua wallet.

2026-03-19 12:54:23 UTC

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#nevent1q…mj8z

2026-03-19 02:27:48 UTC

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Probably around 60 or so oz myself. This is in a cooler part of the year. Come summer we'll be well above 100oz/day.

2026-03-19 01:59:37 UTC

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Lmao. I ***love*** markdown. 💜🐕

2026-03-18 16:20:59 UTC

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Rookie numbers!

2026-03-17 23:15:56 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/6IWbsMnNr8MAAAAC/rainbow-spongebob.gif

2026-03-17 20:49:07 UTC

I know I'm supposed to be happy searching for gifs within a nostr client (Primal), but it feels wrong not using @nprofile…uuwf 's GIF Buddy to find this gif...
https://blossom.primal.net/2eea3acdd185ed1cf87bee1eef028882f56719fbb5f7eb3e69c2906900561c82.gif

2026-03-17 17:27:59 UTC

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Makes sense. I figure he's the only human who can post there.
The claws won't even know he's not a bot. 😂

2026-03-17 13:44:32 UTC

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faks. 🎯

2026-03-17 12:59:47 UTC

but first, coffee

2026-03-17 02:04:30 UTC

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"It took so much work to kill your last leader. It would be so much easier if you guys just killed the new one yourselves." 😂

2026-03-15 07:33:48 UTC

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People (and now profile pictures) come in all shapes and sizes. 🦴

2026-03-15 07:30:37 UTC

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LFG! 🦴
https://blossom.primal.net/906652d3e55339dec53f0dbff0f84866289cfcd2144805e52670ae1c8afe7659.png

2026-03-14 20:40:49 UTC

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Of course the dogs are the first to comment on the post about food. 😂🐕

2026-03-14 20:39:57 UTC

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Idk. Fear, uncertainty and doubt definitely summarize how I would approach turkey cosplaying as ham...

2026-03-14 19:48:57 UTC

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#nevent1q…uugv

2026-03-14 16:10:05 UTC

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OMG! I can't wait for the audiobook release! 💜🐕

2026-03-14 03:44:01 UTC

Fuck. I might actually be retarded.
https://blossom.primal.net/8f38dbd3fcd705aedea14afd3b5848408ad172053b7bf400c8e612c415e0426d.jpg

2026-03-09 01:22:14 UTC

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I'm going to have to make a lot more mistakes now to at least give the eraser a faster death.

2026-03-06 14:15:03 UTC

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Pro tip: Fill the jar with water as water is a nearly incompressible fluid and will help resist pressure and keep the jar from breaking.
Pro-pro tip: Just don't fucking do this...

2026-03-06 14:12:46 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/4RxTmC5RuowAAAAC/funny-memes.gif

2026-03-05 15:49:11 UTC

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Not enough hexagons...
...never enough hexagons...
https://blossom.primal.net/f22205a74d31ee0f4f1a5e72907974c3cf521de78d42b5041bc3225f594bbfce.png

2026-03-05 15:02:10 UTC

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Still a great meme though!

2026-03-05 13:22:03 UTC

If I mention pizza, I'm most likely referring to the food item with dough, sauce and toppings.
Or I'm shouting about the stupidity of infinite pizza people...
Or it's Bitcoin Pizza Day.
Those are the possibilities. 🍕🐕
#nevent1q…n2fw

2026-03-05 13:17:52 UTC

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Satoshi was a pineapple-on-pizza maxi.
That said, I am not.

2026-03-05 00:26:05 UTC

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So. Fucking. Ready.

2026-03-04 19:10:13 UTC

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Because the universe doesn't think I deserve cheaper sats.
https://media.tenor.com/bgbgJ8tpK0AAAAAC/dog-crying.gif

2026-03-04 18:26:35 UTC

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Even a silly goose can learn from their past mistakes.

2026-03-03 18:59:16 UTC

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No. Dividers improve comfort but fall short of justifying a change to the urinal code of conduct.

2026-03-03 12:01:38 UTC

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LMAO. 😂

2026-03-02 22:29:26 UTC

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Only if you're testing wrong. 😂💜

2026-03-02 22:28:54 UTC

Testing to ensure my boost gets no engagement.
#nevent1q…unkk

2026-03-02 20:53:39 UTC

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Happy Birthday! 🎉🐕

2026-03-02 20:46:04 UTC

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Your dad was right. 🎉🐕

2026-03-02 18:30:58 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/fYr_ZBwnIOIAAAAC/katie-wilson-lemon.gif

2026-03-02 10:39:33 UTC

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GM.
https://media.tenor.com/MIXuVj8SM_AAAAAC/cachorro.gif

2026-02-28 14:29:01 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/6q0oX3WyPa8AAAAC/mirror-monday-morning.gif

2026-02-28 14:06:39 UTC

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Lmao.

2026-02-27 14:57:14 UTC

Alternative:
"To achieve what others don't, you have to do what others won't."
#nevent1q…y78q

2026-02-27 14:51:48 UTC

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This quote does go hard...

2026-02-24 02:28:05 UTC

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Damn it. That was supposed to be a joke about a non-existent time zone, but apparently it's a real one...

2026-02-24 02:25:30 UTC

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UTC+13

2026-02-23 17:17:42 UTC

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A 🍼 🦴🥣 for 🐕
https://blossom.primal.net/1257adb4e3656855ca42d52a995642d36127ce7a4300734b21b6e79a9f5632cd.png

2026-02-23 03:18:37 UTC

₿itcoin rewards the steadfast
#nevent1q…cnyu

2026-02-23 03:10:57 UTC

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Does "right" include adding barbecue sauce? 🤔

2026-02-23 02:07:37 UTC

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Lmao.

2026-02-23 02:02:04 UTC

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Didn't realize you were already using it. 😂

2026-02-23 02:00:26 UTC

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You're welcome I guess? 😂

2026-02-23 01:59:52 UTC

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It's like the WOS of nwc wallets.

2026-02-23 01:58:57 UTC

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As weird as I feel recommending it, Rizful.
Been using it for over 6 months with absolutely zero hiccups or issues.

2026-02-23 01:33:31 UTC

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Yeah, just saw that and immediately searched "Iran news". 🤣

2026-02-20 23:47:33 UTC

I can't fathom not being your own greatest fan.

2026-02-18 21:28:06 UTC

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Fuck off. 🐕

2026-02-17 21:05:50 UTC

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Idk if you get the dog vote, but you get this dog's vote.

2026-02-14 01:04:09 UTC

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Same energy. 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/47bd95eb53e746678c5ebfd354de5493d0db5018b8dc06c584669197ef52cec9.png

2026-02-13 19:27:12 UTC

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Fly to conclusions.

2026-02-11 21:36:22 UTC

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Can attest this is accurate.

2026-02-11 17:08:16 UTC

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At what point do we replace the 50 stars with a silhouette of Jeffrey?

2026-02-10 22:55:47 UTC

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I love icicles. I like to take them down and stick them into the snow so they jut upwards like groupings of icy stalagmites.

2026-02-10 19:52:08 UTC

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Self hate is so common that you're made out to be a narcissist just for liking yourself...

2026-02-10 17:08:54 UTC

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Shitcoin president, the most fiat president perhaps, but definitely not Bitcoin president...

2026-02-09 21:41:50 UTC

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Memes are definitely correlated with price volatility.
Fiat price up, great memes.
Fiat price down, great memes.
Fiat price flat, just the stick meme and stablecoin jokes.

2026-02-09 21:04:50 UTC

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National language by fiat. 😂

2026-02-09 20:44:02 UTC

But are these even real giraffes? 🤔 @nprofile…tpxn
#nevent1q…tan7

2026-02-09 19:18:03 UTC

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Actually decently surprised how much this sounds like a bot response. 😂

2026-02-09 19:17:30 UTC

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You're absolutely correct!
Its not just an invasion of bots — it's a tsunami that floods away real connection.

2026-02-09 19:15:26 UTC

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"Yeah, I spent $200 for 10 GPUs. Minecraft never looked so good."

2026-02-09 15:24:39 UTC

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Got my current phone for 50% off by just making a new account with my existing provider and taking advantage of a new user promo. 😂

2026-02-09 15:23:30 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/7kPAu01pQbkAAAAC/coneofshame-dug.gif

2026-02-09 15:01:45 UTC

I once made 52 new email addresses so I could make 52 Starbucks accounts. Free birthday drinks every week! 😂☕🐕
#nevent1q…pwtj

2026-02-09 14:55:13 UTC

Lmao. I couldn't even give you all the email addresses I've used in the last decade if I wanted to...
Is it not normal make 20 new email addresses each year on average?
#nevent1q…fr8u

2026-02-08 21:21:33 UTC

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I wholeheartedly agree.

2026-02-08 18:41:06 UTC

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Update, you can use a prepaid visa from Bitrefill for payment. Tested this and it works.

2026-02-08 18:33:29 UTC

Anyone have any good suggestions for a way to pay for this privately by credit (or possibly debit card) using lightning?
#nevent1q…8m28